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(One News Now)   Barack Obama flatly, stubbornly and childishly refuses to negotiate over either the budget or the debt ceiling because he wants to cross two items off his bucket list: the destruction of America and the destruction of the Republican Party   (onenewsnow.com ) divider line
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2013-10-09 04:08:52 PM  
onenewsnow.com

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2013-10-09 04:19:18 PM  
Doooo eeeeet
 
2013-10-09 04:28:02 PM  
You, and your derpitarian ilk, are worth less than a sack of monkey nuts.
 
2013-10-09 04:29:56 PM  

clancifer: [onenewsnow.com image 79x125]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


the spokesman for an SPLC-listed hate group. i would expect no less!
 
2013-10-09 04:33:54 PM  
Professional Bigot Has Opinion
 
2013-10-09 04:41:30 PM  
Well, that's certainly one completely wrong and utterly retarded way to put it. Sure.
 
2013-10-09 04:42:33 PM  
onenewsnow.com

"Simply by writing things, they become true".
 
2013-10-09 04:43:50 PM  
"He won't negotiate with people who refuse to negotiate with him. Oh, boo hoo."

Really, just go kill yourselves.
 
2013-10-09 04:48:49 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-09 04:52:34 PM  
I'm OK with the second one.
 
2013-10-09 04:53:43 PM  
img.fark.net

"Even after a fistful of Viagra, I'm limper than a wind sock in outer space. Thanks, Obama".
 
2013-10-09 04:55:08 PM  
Green? really?
 
2013-10-09 04:56:38 PM  
So if negotiation refusal will cause the destruction of America, and you say this is Obama's fault - wouldn't that destroy the Democratic party, not the Republican?

I know logical consistency isn't your thing, but have you considered it might matter to a least a few of your readers?
 
2013-10-09 04:56:55 PM  

Dinki: Green? really?


It's a pretty humiliating week to be a GOOP'er. Throw 'em a bone.
 
2013-10-09 04:58:05 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-09 04:59:03 PM  

Dinki: Green? really?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-09 05:07:56 PM  

impaler: So if negotiation refusal will cause the destruction of America, and you say this is Obama's fault - wouldn't that destroy the Democratic party, not the Republican?


You do realize that the Republican party = America, right?
 
2013-10-09 05:08:42 PM  
This is what happens when you cross a black man in the Alps. Or something.
 
2013-10-09 05:14:45 PM  
img.fark.net

"My earwax tastes GREAT!!"
 
2013-10-09 05:14:58 PM  
It's too bad that the GOP has no way of getting a CR passed.  Like passing a clean CR without anything retarded in it.
 
2013-10-09 05:18:06 PM  
no, I'm pretty sure the GOP is doing a fine job of self destruction without any help from the President.
 
2013-10-09 05:21:55 PM  

ManateeGag: I'm OK with the second one.


Yeah, I'm willing to compromise.  We'll just take that one out of two.
 
2013-10-09 05:23:29 PM  

Weaver95: no, I'm pretty sure the GOP is doing a fine job of self destruction without any help from the President.


Eh. I'll believe the self-destruction when I see the voters give the GOP House majority the boot in 2014.
 
2013-10-09 05:23:46 PM  
I'm pretty damn far from being an Obama fan but holy shiat dude.
 
2013-10-09 05:26:41 PM  
img.fark.net
"Your little daughter is in my sex dungeon because she won't negotiate."
 
2013-10-09 05:27:47 PM  
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"Brevity is the soul of wit." - Shakespeare

"Please Proceed." - Barack Obama
 
2013-10-09 05:27:48 PM  
Bryan Fischer is director of issues analysis for the American Family Association.

Haters gonna hate. And he is a grade A hater.
 
2013-10-09 05:29:50 PM  
i25.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-09 05:29:58 PM  
I'd be alright with the non-violent destruction of America. It's been made abundantly clear that our current form of government does not work for 300 million people. Break up parts of the country into smaller countries. The West Coast and New England will be fine and most likely thrive like other industrialized nations, and I'm sure Jesus will take care of the others.
 
2013-10-09 05:30:04 PM  
I think I'm beginning to see why the tard brigade keeps calling Obama a dictator: They think that's actually what the Office of the President is.  They were okay with Bush overstepping his bounds, because they didn't know those boundaries existed.  The Executive is a Supreme Overlord over the entire FedGov, so literally anything that happens is under his control.

Budget problems?  The President is supposed to solve it.

Legislating laws?  President.

Administering the bureaucracy?  POTUS, of course.

It's not so much that Obama is *more* of a dictator, it's that the US has an "Office of Dictatorship" and Obama simply happens to be occupying it at the moment.

I mean, that's the only way any of their derp makes sense to me.  There's nothing for the POTUS to "negotiate" on fiscal matters - it ain't his purview.  Sure, he has a veto, but even that veto can be over-ridden by Congress because it isn't his to control.

Everything is Obama's fault, because he's the Presidictator du jour.
 
2013-10-09 05:30:44 PM  
Is Fischer actually speaking about something other than buttsex? Wow.
 
2013-10-09 05:31:44 PM  
onenewsnow.com

"I thought it was anal leakage but it was just a pretty woman walking by."
 
2013-10-09 05:31:50 PM  
Subby, I hate you. Nobody should ever have to encounter that web site.
/Nobody.
//Do you hear me, modmins? Where was the mandatory AmericanStinker Satire tag?
 
2013-10-09 05:33:03 PM  
It makes complete sense if you don't think about it.
 
2013-10-09 05:33:10 PM  

img.fark.net

"Please put it in my buttGod back in our daily lives."

 
2013-10-09 05:33:26 PM  

Karma Chameleon: I'd be alright with the non-violent destruction of America. It's been made abundantly clear that our current form of government does not work for 300 million people. Break up parts of the country into smaller countries. The West Coast and New England will be fine and most likely thrive like other industrialized nations, and I'm sure Jesus will take care of the others.


The Great Lakes states will just become Canadian provinces.

The rest can form Derpistan or Jesusland or whatever.
 
2013-10-09 05:33:54 PM  

Dinki: Green? really?


Any futher exposure of the screaming lunatics on the right and their desperate attempts to control the dialogue is always a good thing.
 
2013-10-09 05:33:58 PM  

red5ish: Bryan Fischer is director of issues analysis for the American Family Association.

Haters gonna hate. And he is a grade A hater.


Actually A F-ing grade A hater.
 
2013-10-09 05:35:15 PM  
onenewsnow.com

Then, in the distance, I heard the bulls. I began running as fast as I could. Fortunately, I was wearing my Italian cap toe oxfords. Sophisticated yet different; nothing to make a huge fuss about. Rich dark brown calfskin leather. Matching leather vent. Men's whole and half sizes 7 through 13. Price: $135.00.
 
2013-10-09 05:35:23 PM  

Karma Chameleon: I'd be alright with the non-violent destruction of America. It's been made abundantly clear that our current form of government does not work for 300 million people. Break up parts of the country into smaller countries. The West Coast and New England will be fine and most likely thrive like other industrialized nations, and I'm sure Jesus will take care of the others.



Finally, our big chance!
 
2013-10-09 05:35:56 PM  
Oooooooooooookay dude.
 
2013-10-09 05:36:07 PM  
Shiat, the Cascadian flag was supposed to go there. Nevermind
 
2013-10-09 05:37:25 PM  
The Republican party is doing a pretty bang-up job of destroying itself.
 
2013-10-09 05:38:05 PM  
Is it me or does that link taste like sh*t?
 
2013-10-09 05:38:53 PM  

Uncle Bester: Karma Chameleon: I'd be alright with the non-violent destruction of America. It's been made abundantly clear that our current form of government does not work for 300 million people. Break up parts of the country into smaller countries. The West Coast and New England will be fine and most likely thrive like other industrialized nations, and I'm sure Jesus will take care of the others.

The Great Lakes states will just become Canadian provinces.

The rest can form Derpistan or Jesusland or whatever.


The solution would be easy: Any state south of the Mason Dixon line have to secede by law.
They like that line a lot....
 
2013-10-09 05:39:24 PM  

fusillade762: The Republican party is doing a pretty bang-up job of destroying itself.


Max Blumenthal called it in 2009 in  Republican Gomorrah.His thesis has been astonishingly accurate; it's like watching a bus full of clowns hit a brick wall.
 
2013-10-09 05:41:19 PM  
img.fark.net

shiatballs
/no really, my Fischticles are chock-full of fecal matter
//it itches in an exquisitely indescribable way, and occasionally escapes
 
2013-10-09 05:42:32 PM  

Tripp Johnston Private Eye: fusillade762: The Republican party is doing a pretty bang-up job of destroying itself.

Max Blumenthal called it in 2009 in  Republican Gomorrah.His thesis has been astonishingly accurate; it's like watching a bus full of clowns hit a brick wall.


I'm not sure what else anybody could have expected since Republican leadership has often stated it owes no allegiance to the country, only to the Republican party. That Republican party was created to serve Republicans not Americans.
 
2013-10-09 05:43:02 PM  
some say that Bryan Fischer masturbates himself to sleep every night thinking about thick, veiny black cock.
 
2013-10-09 05:43:44 PM  
Thus while the president may make clucking noises in an effort to convince folks he really wants to solve our budget problems and avert our debt ceiling crisis, in truth he wants nothing of the sort. He believes and hopes fervently and secretly that the government shutdown and the crisis over the debt ceiling will reduce our economy to rubble and bring America to its knees. He fairly salivates over the prospect. -
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