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(KPTV Portland)   Man jailed for recording co-worker with breast pump. Next time he'll use a tape recorder   (kptv.com) divider line 89
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2013-10-09 05:01:20 PM
In my defense, they kind of look like those old-timey Victrola things, and I was just trying to record myself singing "It's a Long Way to Tipperary". Jeez.
 
2013-10-09 06:11:20 PM
Maybe he really believed that milk does a body good.

/I will just go and sit in the corner
 
2013-10-09 06:27:24 PM
The company fired Gordon after the pen camera was discovered.

He already has a new job


Sure, THIS guy can find a job, no problem.
 
2013-10-09 06:44:01 PM

fusillade762: The company fired Gordon after the pen camera was discovered.

He already has a new job

Sure, THIS guy can find a job, no problem.


Hope he's got some PTO.
 
2013-10-09 06:51:15 PM

fusillade762: The company fired Gordon after the pen camera was discovered.

He already has a new job

Sure, THIS guy can find a job, no problem.


Cameraman?
 
2013-10-09 06:52:00 PM
I've been told it's natural, so why not record?
 
2013-10-09 06:53:38 PM
That sucks.
 
2013-10-09 06:54:37 PM
an "egregious invasion of privacy."

Um, I thought women (or is that 'wimyn'?) were proud to nurse in public, or something. They can't have it both ways- if nursing is something to be proud of, and something they want to do in public, then how can it be a private act that no one should see?
 
2013-10-09 06:54:47 PM
Why prosecute??  I've been told that it's a totally natural thing and not in any way sexual.
 
2013-10-09 06:58:31 PM

fredklein: an "egregious invasion of privacy."

Um, I thought women (or is that 'wimyn'?) were proud to nurse in public, or something. They can't have it both ways- if nursing is something to be proud of, and something they want to do in public, then how can it be a private act that no one should see?


This X 10,000

Is it a private act OR is it something that can be done in full view of the public? By definition, it can't be both.
 
2013-10-09 06:59:46 PM

fredklein: an "egregious invasion of privacy."

Um, I thought women (or is that 'wimyn'?) were proud to nurse in public, or something. They can't have it both ways- if nursing is something to be proud of, and something they want to do in public, then how can it be a private act that no one should see?


A somewhat compelling argument. I would say the intent behind the recording and the fact it was done secretly in a place where she clearly intended to go unobserved is the difference. Just because a woman has the right to nurse in public doesn't mean you have the right to make her private nursing public against her will.
 
2013-10-09 07:01:33 PM
She was in her office alone, being recorded without her knowledge. Kinda different from feeding an infant while in the park or something.
 
2013-10-09 07:03:22 PM
Gordon was taken into custody immediately after the hearing. - Yes
He will have to undergo a mental health evaluation and a sex offender evaluation as part of his probation. - Yes
Gordon will also have to pay restitution to the victim. - Yes
who is still attending counseling sessions to deal with being recorded. - NO. Get over it.
 
2013-10-09 07:03:48 PM

fredklein: an "egregious invasion of privacy."

Um, I thought women (or is that 'wimyn'?) were proud to nurse in public, or something. They can't have it both ways- if nursing is something to be proud of, and something they want to do in public, then how can it be a private act that no one should see?


She wasn't in public, you illiterate f*ckwit.
 
2013-10-09 07:05:42 PM
So what law did he break?  I mean women can breast feed in public, so......

Yes, I read the previous post.. the question is still unanswered.
 
2013-10-09 07:05:58 PM

Cagey B: fredklein: an "egregious invasion of privacy."

Um, I thought women (or is that 'wimyn'?) were proud to nurse in public, or something. They can't have it both ways- if nursing is something to be proud of, and something they want to do in public, then how can it be a private act that no one should see?

She wasn't in public, you illiterate f*ckwit.


Shhh, he's busy hatin' on 'wimyn' because he can't get any.
 
2013-10-09 07:06:12 PM
ARE WE REALLY STILL ALL - - F*CKED - - UP  ABOUT TITTIES?  SERIOUSLY?  ABOUT TITTIES?
 
2013-10-09 07:07:22 PM

bunner: ARE WE REALLY STILL ALL - - F*CKED - - UP  ABOUT TITTIES?  SERIOUSLY?  ABOUT TITTIES?


... have you SEEN titties? They're MAGNIFICENT!
 
2013-10-09 07:09:08 PM
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What an assbag. FTA, it sounds like she was in her office with the door closed, and this farkwit left a pen camera on his desk so he could fap to it later/put it on the internet. I'm glad to hear he's actually doing jail time and is being observed after that, but sad to hear he already found a new job. Who the fark wants to work with a creeper like that?
 
2013-10-09 07:09:53 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: Is it a private act OR is it something that can be done in full view of the public? By definition, it can't be both.


Perhaps we let the owner of the breasts decide, and then respect her choice.
 
2013-10-09 07:12:18 PM

Yogimus: bunner: ARE WE REALLY STILL ALL - - F*CKED - - UP  ABOUT TITTIES?  SERIOUSLY?  ABOUT TITTIES?

... have you SEEN titties? They're MAGNIFICENT!


Agreed.

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2013-10-09 07:12:53 PM

mrlewish: So what law did he break?  I mean women can breast feed in public, so......

Yes, I read the previous post.. the question is still unanswered.


This thread. It's infested with waterheads.

From the farking article that has big words and the sentences and the such as:

Judge Stephen Bushong sentenced Russell Gordon to ten days in jail and three years of probation for what he called an "egregious invasion of privacy."
Bushong previously found Gordon guilty of burglary and invasion of privacy. He was accused of using a pen camera to record a co-worker using a breast pump in her office at DB&G Consulting.


Have the attendant at the assisted living center explain my post to you with the hand puppets and flash cards.
 
2013-10-09 07:13:05 PM

Yogimus: bunner: ARE WE REALLY STILL ALL - - F*CKED - - UP  ABOUT TITTIES?  SERIOUSLY?  ABOUT TITTIES?

... have you SEEN titties? They're MAGNIFICENT!


I concur.
I give you Exhibit A:

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2013-10-09 07:14:14 PM

lake_huron: The more you eat the more you fart: Is it a private act OR is it something that can be done in full view of the public? By definition, it can't be both.

Perhaps we let the owner of the breasts decide, and then respect her choice.


You know, I was going to post a mini rant saying just this, but you captured it succinctly and without emotion.

....

ah, frak it.

FFS...

It's about choice. SOME women are comfortable breast feeding in public. Good on 'em. I wasn't one of them, but whatever. Other women think it's something private and don't want anyone else seeing it.

It's the same with sex. Some people have no problem posting sex tapes of themselves, other people would rather it stay a private one on one (or one on two, or whatever) thing.

There's ALSO a difference between pumping and breast feeding. Sometimes, if the kid's hungry and crying, you need to feed the little bugger immediately. But pumping can generally be done whenever, it doesn't HAVE to be at a certain time. The nipple is also clearly evident in a lot of pumps, which have clear suction cups. Some women might draw the line at showing nip in public. Who knows. My point is, lay the eff off of the woman and respect her choice.
 
2013-10-09 07:14:36 PM
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2013-10-09 07:15:31 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Yogimus: bunner: ARE WE REALLY STILL ALL - - F*CKED - - UP  ABOUT TITTIES?  SERIOUSLY?  ABOUT TITTIES?

... have you SEEN titties? They're MAGNIFICENT!

Agreed.

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Several.  And I agree.  But, for crying out loud, you have to secretly video record a woman using her titties for what they're for?  That's like... I mean, seriously?  She was feeding her child.  That's some lame horndogging, Lou.
 
2013-10-09 07:15:48 PM
Moar magnificent titties

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2013-10-09 07:17:52 PM
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2013-10-09 07:17:58 PM

Cagey B: fredklein: an "egregious invasion of privacy."

Um, I thought women (or is that 'wimyn'?) were proud to nurse in public, or something. They can't have it both ways- if nursing is something to be proud of, and something they want to do in public, then how can it be a private act that no one should see?

She wasn't in public, you illiterate f*ckwit.


Hey, I've got a great idea! Let's put cameras in all the bathroom stalls in everybody's workplace! I mean, if you can't expect privacy while pumping breast milk, why does anybody need privacy while they're taking a leak or a shiat? Or changing a tampon? We can have live, streaming video of all the bodily functions people undergo each day at work. Fantastic PR. You can really tell how competent your banker guy is by how he takes a shiat.
 
2013-10-09 07:18:48 PM

Koalaesq: lake_huron: The more you eat the more you fart: Is it a private act OR is it something that can be done in full view of the public? By definition, it can't be both.

Perhaps we let the owner of the breasts decide, and then respect her choice.

You know, I was going to post a mini rant saying just this, but you captured it succinctly and without emotion.

....

ah, frak it.

FFS...

It's about choice. SOME women are comfortable breast feeding in public. Good on 'em. I wasn't one of them, but whatever. Other women think it's something private and don't want anyone else seeing it.

It's the same with sex. Some people have no problem posting sex tapes of themselves, other people would rather it stay a private one on one (or one on two, or whatever) thing.

There's ALSO a difference between pumping and breast feeding. Sometimes, if the kid's hungry and crying, you need to feed the little bugger immediately. But pumping can generally be done whenever, it doesn't HAVE to be at a certain time. The nipple is also clearly evident in a lot of pumps, which have clear suction cups. Some women might draw the line at showing nip in public. Who knows. My point is, lay the eff off of the woman and respect her choice.


We're giving women choices?
 
2013-10-09 07:19:31 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Cagey B: fredklein: an "egregious invasion of privacy."

Um, I thought women (or is that 'wimyn'?) were proud to nurse in public, or something. They can't have it both ways- if nursing is something to be proud of, and something they want to do in public, then how can it be a private act that no one should see?

She wasn't in public, you illiterate f*ckwit.

Hey, I've got a great idea! Let's put cameras in all the bathroom stalls in everybody's workplace! I mean, if you can't expect privacy while pumping breast milk, why does anybody need privacy while they're taking a leak or a shiat? Or changing a tampon? We can have live, streaming video of all the bodily functions people undergo each day at work. Fantastic PR. You can really tell how competent your banker guy is by how he takes a shiat.


I just shiat in the wastebasket.
 
2013-10-09 07:19:44 PM

Banned on the Run:


I need to get my wife a 1/2 cup bra.
 
2013-10-09 07:20:01 PM
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2013-10-09 07:20:14 PM
Sometimes the titties' owner has to stop and admire their magnificence.

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2013-10-09 07:24:28 PM

ReverendJynxed: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Cagey B: fredklein: an "egregious invasion of privacy."

Um, I thought women (or is that 'wimyn'?) were proud to nurse in public, or something. They can't have it both ways- if nursing is something to be proud of, and something they want to do in public, then how can it be a private act that no one should see?

She wasn't in public, you illiterate f*ckwit.

Hey, I've got a great idea! Let's put cameras in all the bathroom stalls in everybody's workplace! I mean, if you can't expect privacy while pumping breast milk, why does anybody need privacy while they're taking a leak or a shiat? Or changing a tampon? We can have live, streaming video of all the bodily functions people undergo each day at work. Fantastic PR. You can really tell how competent your banker guy is by how he takes a shiat.

I just shiat in the wastebasket.


Instagram that shiat. I'm sure it will receive rave reviews from friends and coworkers.
 
2013-10-09 07:24:40 PM

GiraffeWaffles: Banned on the Run:

I need to get my wife a 1/2 cup bra.


Titties on the halfshell?

i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-09 07:26:09 PM
What is this "Tape Recorder" subby speaks of?

Is that similar to a wax cylinder recorder?
 
2013-10-09 07:26:43 PM
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2013-10-09 07:26:56 PM
This thread is now boobies.
 
2013-10-09 07:27:45 PM
I've been told it's natural, so why not record?

Really, with this brand of stupidity?

It's natural when I take a dump too. I just expect privacy and not to be recorded for your future masturbatory pleasure when I do it. Douchebag got what he deserved.

Breastfeeding in public is A-OK because it is how babies eat, and the li'l farkers need to eat freaking constantly. Even so - the non-jerkwad thing to do is not stare like the basement dweller you are. Be a man. Treat people like you're both human beings. Try not to giggle & leer over every girls' boobies and maybe one of them might let you touch them someday.
 
2013-10-09 07:28:44 PM
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2013-10-09 07:29:25 PM

Koalaesq: It's the same with sex. Some people have no problem posting sex tapes of themselves, other people would rather it stay a private one on one (or one on two, or whatever) thing.


It's not the same as sex.  If it was then you would definitely be arrested.  Don't believe me, go get busy in public and let us know if the cops get called or not.  When they show up, tell them it's natural and they should leave you alone.  Then follow up with, "You should arrest all these perverts watching us having our natural sex."

So, you are arguing that it should be both ways, so the woman can make up her mind on the fly.  Basically saying, the woman can be an aw anytime she chooses, or scream "give me privacy" because some ugly guy is nearby.

/I am fine with this guy going to jail
 
2013-10-09 07:31:07 PM
The more you eat the more you fart:Is it a private act OR is it something that can be done in full view of the public? By definition, it can't be both.

Of course it can be both. I can read books in full view of the public; that does not give you the right to hide a camera in my house to film me reading. Or, if you want to try a little experiment, why not film other men (or, if you are a woman, other women) in the changing rooms of your local swimming pool, then explain that if they are happy to get naked in front of you, you are entitled to film it.
 
2013-10-09 07:34:10 PM
Maybe she had no reasonable expectation of privacy in her office because she agreed to the employee handbook which said her communications, actions etc. would be subject to monitoring on premises.  What if the pen cam had caught her embezzling from the company, and the breast pictures were merely incidental?

/creepy guy is creepy
 
2013-10-09 07:35:37 PM
Wow, talk about a thread getting better fast.
 
2013-10-09 07:36:10 PM

lack of warmth: So, you are arguing that it should be both ways, so the woman can make up her mind on the fly.  Basically saying, the woman can be an aw anytime she chooses, or scream "give me privacy" because some ugly guy is nearby.


If you want privacy and arrange privacy then you are entitled to privacy, no matter what you are doing. There, how difficult was that?
 
2013-10-09 07:36:52 PM

mrlewish: So what law did he break?  I mean women can breast feed in public, so......

Yes, I read the previous post.. the question is still unanswered.


She was in her office. He concealed a camera so he could secretly tape her pumping breast milk. She wasn't in public.

Does that answer your question?
 
2013-10-09 07:39:08 PM

fusillade762: This thread is now boobies.


Would you rather have blah, blah, blah, mother's rights blah, blah, blah, but its still a breast in public blah, blah, blah, privacy blah, blah, blah, it's just food blah, blah, blah, troll comment blah, blah, blah, double standard blah, blah, blah, whhharrrragrrrrrbllll?


Or would you rather have

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2013-10-09 07:41:07 PM

lack of warmth: Koalaesq: It's the same with sex. Some people have no problem posting sex tapes of themselves, other people would rather it stay a private one on one (or one on two, or whatever) thing.

It's not the same as sex.  If it was then you would definitely be arrested.  Don't believe me, go get busy in public and let us know if the cops get called or not.  When they show up, tell them it's natural and they should leave you alone.  Then follow up with, "You should arrest all these perverts watching us having our natural sex."

So, you are arguing that it should be both ways, so the woman can make up her mind on the fly.  Basically saying, the woman can be an aw anytime she chooses, or scream "give me privacy" because some ugly guy is nearby.

/I am fine with this guy going to jail


So YOU'RE arguing that breastfeeding in public makes one an AW?

And yeah, I'm arguing women have THE CHOICE to breastfeed in public or not. Not your damn business.
 
2013-10-09 07:42:59 PM
www.saidkristin.com 

bunner: using her titties for what they're for?


/unsure why that gif must be before the citation
//but, whatever, because

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