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(The Hill)   "In my mind the president has committed impeachable offenses." Well, to be fair, in Michele Bachmann's mind the President is funding terrorists, bringing about the biblical End Times, and probably uses ketchup on his hotdogs   (thehill.com) divider line 39
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2013-10-09 06:29:43 PM
6 votes:

fusillade762: "Rather than seeing this as a negative, we need to rejoice," she continued. "Maranatha, come Lord Jesus, his day is at hand. When we see up is down and right is called wrong, when this is happening, we were told this; these days would be as the days of Noah."

That this woman is allowed to hold any political authority greater than that of a dog catcher is terrifying.


Funnily enough, according to HER OWN MYTHOLOGY, she deserves to be put to death for being a false prophet.
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2013-10-09 05:20:29 PM
5 votes:
Of all the things to get snobby about, meat and other animal parts which have purposfully been rendered unindentifiable in order not to cause a "gag on sight" reflex in the would-be eater are what we're being snobby about?

Ankle and sinus and snout and tendon and anus and ear wax, and intestinal juices all emulsified into a pinkish paste so as not to cause the eater to question what he's about to ingest -- THAT'S the thing we're getting snobby about what gets put on top of it!?  You can eat all the diaphram and testicle and beak and trimmings and gullet and random bits of organ you want, as long as you don't apply a vinegar and tomato sauce to the top of it.  This is the hill upon which the food snobs want to plant their flag?

"You can eat all the asshole you want, but you put ketchup on that, it's fightin' time!"  Really?  Because that's beyond stupid, even putting aside why it would be a big offense to begin with.

Pick something you can at least identify to get snobby about, like steak or beer or wine -- or even bread.  Hell, the difference between average bread and really good bread is farking huge.  The differences are enormous.  In fact, I'd argue that you'd be on way firmer culinary ground being snobby about the goddam bun than you would the tube of cured and heavily salted unknown maybe-meat inside of it...
2013-10-09 11:08:22 PM
3 votes:

Mikey1969: You notice that these people can never actually NAME these "impeachable offenses"? Just like they can never point to" thuggery" that is any different than what any President has ever done in history. Same with the whole "dictator" thing. Once again, he hasn't acted markedly different than his predecessors, but these morons conveniently forget that.


This. I am sick and tired of these assholes going "Well, he's committed impeachable offenses," and the interviewer not intermediately asking "What, specifically, has he done?" and continue asking the question until they give an answer or admit they are wrong. It's farking disgusting. Same with the "thuggery" and "dictator" bullshiat.
2013-10-09 07:54:32 PM
3 votes:
Only good part of the article:

Bachmann is not running for reelection in 2014.
2013-10-09 06:49:27 PM
3 votes:
False charge.  He's from Chicago, there is no way he puts ketchup on his hot dog.
2013-10-09 06:15:14 PM
3 votes:
"Rather than seeing this as a negative, we need to rejoice," she continued. "Maranatha, come Lord Jesus, his day is at hand. When we see up is down and right is called wrong, when this is happening, we were told this; these days would be as the days of Noah."

That this woman is allowed to hold any political authority greater than that of a dog catcher is terrifying.
2013-10-09 03:24:50 PM
3 votes:
Then stop wasting time and bring up the charges, you farking moron.
2013-10-09 03:24:13 PM
3 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: The fact that anyone pays any attention to Michele Bachmann is a searing indictment of the intelligence of the American people.  It's embarrassing.


They pay attention to her because SHE'S A MEMBER OF THE US CONGRESS. That's what's embarrassing.
2013-10-09 06:38:30 PM
2 votes:
Just think, based on polling done in the 2012 primaries, there are literally millions of American citizens who look at Michele Bachmann and think "That woman needs to have command and control of our nuclear arsenal and make decisions that potentially affect the future of the human race."

That fact should make even Krinkles the Cereal Clown erupt in violent terror-shiats.
2013-10-09 04:26:38 PM
2 votes:
In her mind, Marcus is straight.
2013-10-09 03:17:40 PM
2 votes:
Well, ketchup on a hot dog should be an impeachable offense.
2013-10-09 03:08:55 PM
2 votes:
The fact that anyone pays any attention to Michele Bachmann is a searing indictment of the intelligence of the American people.  It's embarrassing.
2013-10-09 02:54:13 PM
2 votes:
File articles, biatch

/or STFU
2013-10-10 10:31:28 AM
1 votes:

Pants full of macaroni!!: urger: This is now a Hot Dog thread

Tony Packo's.  Book it.  Done.


Ahem....

theinterrobang.com

I will grant you that it is a bit touristy, and perhaps slightly over-hyped, but there are few things more
yummy than a half-smoke (the only culinary item indigenous to the DC area) with their chili and some
fresh onions.
2013-10-10 05:40:36 AM
1 votes:
MMMmmm...

poshports.com

If you foodist bastards want to call this wrong, I don't want to be right!
2013-10-10 02:31:53 AM
1 votes:
WTF did I just read?  The comments on that article are some of the stupidest, brain-meltingly retarded derp I've ever read.  And after stridently making their patently absurd, easily-or-already debunked proclamations with absolutely nothing to support them, they declare themselves right, correct, and victorious.  I had to stop after just a few because I could feel my blood pressure rising to unhealthy levels.
2013-10-10 01:18:57 AM
1 votes:
2013-10-10 12:53:59 AM
1 votes:

gblive: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Here is my question:

As her Congressional career winds down, Michele Bachmann is heading further and further down the rabbit hole of sanity.

Her husband Marcus is a repressed gay man, who works to 'counsel' other gay men into being straight.  I gotta wonder how hard it is on him to watch his wife going that far off the deep end on the national stage.

At this point, would her psyche withstand the blow of him being caught with another man?

So his 'counselling' service is basically just date recruiting.


She probably knows he is on the verge of exploding in a massive cloud of rainbows and glitter, and is leaving congress because she knows she is screwed when he comes out. Plus, Fox is probably offering her a big fat paycheck.
2013-10-09 11:02:04 PM
1 votes:

FlashHarry: Nabb1: Well, ketchup on a hot dog should be an impeachable offense.

THIS


What are you talking about? (Also, eat a big one, Subby) Ketchup is teh perfect condiment for a hotdog. It's cool sweetness perfectly contrasts the hot/sour/spicy of the hotdot and the mustard. Mayonnaise, on the other hand...
2013-10-09 10:55:17 PM
1 votes:

Mikey1969: You notice that these people can never actually NAME these "impeachable offenses"? Just like they can never point to" thuggery" that is any different than what any President has ever done in history. Same with the whole "dictator" thing. Once again, he hasn't acted markedly different than his predecessors, but these morons conveniently forget that.

No

kidding...  Why doesn't anyone call her out on these "impeachable" offenses?  I'm sure Jesus wouldn't take to kindly to whole lyin' thing.
2013-10-09 10:48:55 PM
1 votes:
Bachmann is not running for reelection in 2014.

That's the only good news I've read all week.
2013-10-09 09:54:41 PM
1 votes:
The fact that we are reduced to making jokes about this kind of lunacy from an elected representative may just be a sign of end times.  And I'm not talking about the biblical end time.  Just the end of our time as a country.

The fact that this woman has not been forced into resigning to "spend more time with her family" is appalling.

Even Reagan would have had her locked up.
2013-10-09 09:39:51 PM
1 votes:
You notice that these people can never actually NAME these "impeachable offenses"? Just like they can never point to" thuggery" that is any different than what any President has ever done in history. Same with the whole "dictator" thing. Once again, he hasn't acted markedly different than his predecessors, but these morons conveniently forget that.
2013-10-09 09:05:54 PM
1 votes:
Just farking do it, already. You psychotic mushbag.
2013-10-09 08:18:18 PM
1 votes:
Problem solved: Anyone serving in Congress should have to take a psych test.

Because dammit, this woman belongs in a psychiatric hospital, not in our government.
2013-10-09 08:13:20 PM
1 votes:
So, just sayin', Michelle, *You KNOW* the President of the United States of America has committed impeachable offenses...

... and you *refuse* to file Articles of Impeachment...

... so, you're confessing to being a part of this conspiracy, is that what you're saying?
2013-10-09 07:38:34 PM
1 votes:
I picture the inside of Michele Bachmann's mind looking very like a playthrough of Binding of Isaac.
2013-10-09 07:31:19 PM
1 votes:

theknuckler_33: But she argued it may be necessary because citizens are on the cusp of civil disobedience

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You missed her dogwhistle "thuggery".
2013-10-09 07:25:10 PM
1 votes:
Michelle Bachmann: "in my mind  "

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2013-10-09 06:40:23 PM
1 votes:
Lots of things seem to happen in Michelle Bachmans mind.
and her law degree probably told her that if she says, "in my mind..." before ever stupid thing she says, she can't be sued for libel.   she is saying "the laws and Congress in my head are so way out of whack that everything the President does, in my mind, is impeachable by the voices, in my mind"

why anyone lets her talk, oh wait, faux nooz
2013-10-09 06:29:48 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: "Rather than seeing this as a negative, we need to rejoice," she continued. "Maranatha, come Lord Jesus, his day is at hand. When we see up is down and right is called wrong, when this is happening, we were told this; these days would be as the days of Noah."

That this woman is allowed to hold any political authority greater than that of a dog catcher is terrifying.


She's derp's crumple zone.
2013-10-09 05:26:09 PM
1 votes:
she might be confusing Obama with Allen Keys.  they all look alike to her.
2013-10-09 05:20:05 PM
1 votes:
And this woman is a tea party hero?

huh.  well ok then.
2013-10-09 05:10:20 PM
1 votes:
Thank the heavens that the contents of her twisted skull couldn't possibly matter less.
2013-10-09 05:03:56 PM
1 votes:
In Michelle Bachmann's mind, the soundtrack is a continual loop of "Turkey in the Straw," and cartoon bald eagles do constant battle with 1920s drawings of black people while dodos hit things with mallets.
2013-10-09 04:55:43 PM
1 votes:
Presidentin' While Black.

IMPEACH!
2013-10-09 03:38:06 PM
1 votes:
Everyone knows you put mayo on hot dogs. With cheese. It's the BEST!
2013-10-09 03:13:52 PM
1 votes:
Ketchup, horseradish mustard, and a long sliced full sour pickle on a small challah roll cut in half.

This is now a Hot Dog thread
2013-10-09 02:50:50 PM
1 votes:
In Marcus' mind, Michele has a girthy 8-incher instead of a Sarlacc.
 
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