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(The Hill)   "In my mind the president has committed impeachable offenses." Well, to be fair, in Michele Bachmann's mind the President is funding terrorists, bringing about the biblical End Times, and probably uses ketchup on his hotdogs   (thehill.com) divider line 156
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2013-10-09 11:36:57 PM

Deathfrogg: T. Dawg: Cagey B: In Michelle Bachmann's mind, the soundtrack is a continual loop of "Turkey in the Straw," and cartoon bald eagles do constant battle with 1920s drawings of black people while dodos hit things with mallets.

I think I love you.

Yeah, thats a ditty that about sums it up.


Baton Rouge, Louisiana;
Indianapolis, Indiana;
And Columbus is the capital of O-hi-o!
 
2013-10-09 11:49:23 PM

meat0918: Part of the plan is to force him to do something unconstitutional regarding the debt ceiling, then impeaching him for it.



Because it worked so well when they did it to Clinton.
 
2013-10-09 11:52:17 PM

Notabunny: grumpfuff: Mikey1969: You notice that these people can never actually NAME these "impeachable offenses"? Just like they can never point to" thuggery" that is any different than what any President has ever done in history. Same with the whole "dictator" thing. Once again, he hasn't acted markedly different than his predecessors, but these morons conveniently forget that.

This. I am sick and tired of these assholes going "Well, he's committed impeachable offenses," and the interviewer not intermediately asking "What, specifically, has he done?" and continue asking the question until they give an answer or admit they are wrong. It's farking disgusting. Same with the "thuggery" and "dictator" bullshiat.

Have either of you noticed that Obama's black?


That's exactly what I mean. The interviewer pushes and pushes til the interviewee snaps and goes "Because he's black/democrat/both goddammit!"
 
2013-10-09 11:54:49 PM

TV's Vinnie: Ketchup? On his hot dogs?
[t3.gstatic.com image 320x157]
ON! HIS! HOT! DOGS??????


Came for the Clint Eastwood reference, leaving satisfied.

/Dirty Harry could have a word or two with Michele
//or her chair
 
2013-10-10 12:03:38 AM

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Here is my question:

As her Congressional career winds down, Michele Bachmann is heading further and further down the rabbit hole of sanity.

Her husband Marcus is a repressed gay man, who works to 'counsel' other gay men into being straight.  I gotta wonder how hard it is on him to watch his wife going that far off the deep end on the national stage.

At this point, would her psyche withstand the blow of him being caught with another man?


So his 'counselling' service is basically just date recruiting.
 
2013-10-10 12:04:36 AM

jaerik: Bachman, last weekend:

"I'm a believer in Jesus Christ, as I look at the End Times scripture, this says to me that the leaf is on the fig tree and we are to understand the signs of the times, which is your ministry, we are to understand where we are in God's end times history. Rather than seeing this as a negative, we need to rejoice, Maranatha Come Lord Jesus, His day is at hand. When we see up is down and right is called wrong, when this is happening, we were told this; these days would be as the days of Noah."

No further comment necessary.


Aren't leaves supposed to be on trees?

What the hell does that mean?
 
2013-10-10 12:13:39 AM

grumpfuff: Mikey1969: You notice that these people can never actually NAME these "impeachable offenses"? Just like they can never point to" thuggery" that is any different than what any President has ever done in history. Same with the whole "dictator" thing. Once again, he hasn't acted markedly different than his predecessors, but these morons conveniently forget that.

This. I am sick and tired of these assholes going "Well, he's committed impeachable offenses," and the interviewer not intermediately asking "What, specifically, has he done?" and continue asking the question until they give an answer or admit they are wrong. It's farking disgusting. Same with the "thuggery" and "dictator" bullshiat.


Yeah, at least when people biatched a bit Bush(or Clinton, for that matter), they listed something concrete, right or wrong, they actually had "offenses" to name, not this vague "But, Obamacare" bullshiat. And those were just normal Joes, these are the people who are supposed to be leading thus country and helping to craft it's laws that are being this stupid...

I really think that what really needs to happen is that Bachmann needs to be committed. She hasn't said a single thing that indicates even a low level of sanity.
 
2013-10-10 12:16:53 AM

Sgt Otter: jaerik: Bachman, last weekend:

"I'm a believer in Jesus Christ, as I look at the End Times scripture, this says to me that the leaf is on the fig tree and we are to understand the signs of the times, which is your ministry, we are to understand where we are in God's end times history. Rather than seeing this as a negative, we need to rejoice, Maranatha Come Lord Jesus, His day is at hand. When we see up is down and right is called wrong, when this is happening, we were told this; these days would be as the days of Noah."

No further comment necessary.

Aren't leaves supposed to be on trees?

What the hell does that mean?


"It is people who went before us, who sacrificed, who built it up, and who threw their labor, literally filled the trees and clawed through the land, and picked the rocks, and built the barns, and did what had to be done to build up this most magnificent country that the world has ever seen."
--Michele Bachmann
 
2013-10-10 12:16:57 AM
i14.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-10 12:22:39 AM

Sgt Otter: jaerik: Bachman, last weekend:

"I'm a believer in Jesus Christ, as I look at the End Times scripture, this says to me that the leaf is on the fig tree and we are to understand the signs of the times, which is your ministry, we are to understand where we are in God's end times history. Rather than seeing this as a negative, we need to rejoice, Maranatha Come Lord Jesus, His day is at hand. When we see up is down and right is called wrong, when this is happening, we were told this; these days would be as the days of Noah."

No further comment necessary.

Aren't leaves supposed to be on trees?

What the hell does that mean?


It's an attempt to reference the Book of Revelations. Something to the effect of "When things happen, they will blossom forward, like the leaves from a fig tree" or something. Mind you, that's a terrible paraphrase, but it's the passage I would assume she's referring to.
 
2013-10-10 12:27:13 AM

Mikey1969: grumpfuff: Mikey1969: You notice that these people can never actually NAME these "impeachable offenses"? Just like they can never point to" thuggery" that is any different than what any President has ever done in history. Same with the whole "dictator" thing. Once again, he hasn't acted markedly different than his predecessors, but these morons conveniently forget that.

This. I am sick and tired of these assholes going "Well, he's committed impeachable offenses," and the interviewer not intermediately asking "What, specifically, has he done?" and continue asking the question until they give an answer or admit they are wrong. It's farking disgusting. Same with the "thuggery" and "dictator" bullshiat.

Yeah, at least when people biatched a bit Bush(or Clinton, for that matter), they listed something concrete, right or wrong, they actually had "offenses" to name, not this vague "But, Obamacare" bullshiat. And those were just normal Joes, these are the people who are supposed to be leading thus country and helping to craft it's laws that are being this stupid...

I really think that what really needs to happen is that Bachmann needs to be committed. She hasn't said a single thing that indicates even a low level of sanity.


Bless her poor, dear, sweet heart, but she tries so very hard, doesn't she?
 
2013-10-10 12:36:59 AM

sprawl15: Sgt Otter: jaerik: Bachman, last weekend:

"I'm a believer in Jesus Christ, as I look at the End Times scripture, this says to me that the leaf is on the fig tree and we are to understand the signs of the times, which is your ministry, we are to understand where we are in God's end times history. Rather than seeing this as a negative, we need to rejoice, Maranatha Come Lord Jesus, His day is at hand. When we see up is down and right is called wrong, when this is happening, we were told this; these days would be as the days of Noah."

No further comment necessary.

Aren't leaves supposed to be on trees?

What the hell does that mean?

"It is people who went before us, who sacrificed, who built it up, and who threw their labor, literally filled the trees and clawed through the land, and picked the rocks, and built the barns, and did what had to be done to build up this most magnificent country that the world has ever seen."
--Michele Bachmann


"Picked the rocks"???

What the hell were they growing?
 
2013-10-10 12:43:43 AM

Sgt Otter: jaerik: Bachman, last weekend:

"I'm a believer in Jesus Christ, as I look at the End Times scripture, this says to me that the leaf is on the fig tree and we are to understand the signs of the times, which is your ministry, we are to understand where we are in God's end times history. Rather than seeing this as a negative, we need to rejoice, Maranatha Come Lord Jesus, His day is at hand. When we see up is down and right is called wrong, when this is happening, we were told this; these days would be as the days of Noah."

No further comment necessary.

Aren't leaves supposed to be on trees?

What the hell does that mean?


I think it is a reference to this.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cursing_the_fig_tree
 
2013-10-10 12:47:28 AM

Alicious: Sgt Otter: jaerik: Bachman, last weekend:

"I'm a believer in Jesus Christ, as I look at the End Times scripture, this says to me that the leaf is on the fig tree and we are to understand the signs of the times, which is your ministry, we are to understand where we are in God's end times history. Rather than seeing this as a negative, we need to rejoice, Maranatha Come Lord Jesus, His day is at hand. When we see up is down and right is called wrong, when this is happening, we were told this; these days would be as the days of Noah."

No further comment necessary.

Aren't leaves supposed to be on trees?

What the hell does that mean?

I think it is a reference to this.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cursing_the_fig_tree


That was the closest to a Republican Jesus ever came. "This particular tree didn't give me fruit! KILL IT!"
 
2013-10-10 12:47:47 AM
you ever notice how, sometimes, someone will speak to you using "code"? for example, the "code" of their profession - could be a plumber, an engineer, a surgeon - suddenly you find yourself in a conversation with someone saying something in earnest you just....don't....quite....get.....all.....of.
sure, you find yourself nodding and saying "uh huh" because its obvious not only do they know more than you about this but they are passionate about it

Michelle is a lot like this - only she isn't fixing a damned thing.
 
2013-10-10 12:53:59 AM

gblive: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Here is my question:

As her Congressional career winds down, Michele Bachmann is heading further and further down the rabbit hole of sanity.

Her husband Marcus is a repressed gay man, who works to 'counsel' other gay men into being straight.  I gotta wonder how hard it is on him to watch his wife going that far off the deep end on the national stage.

At this point, would her psyche withstand the blow of him being caught with another man?

So his 'counselling' service is basically just date recruiting.


She probably knows he is on the verge of exploding in a massive cloud of rainbows and glitter, and is leaving congress because she knows she is screwed when he comes out. Plus, Fox is probably offering her a big fat paycheck.
 
2013-10-10 12:54:22 AM
Don't you think she looks tired?
 
2013-10-10 01:06:08 AM
ecx.images-amazon.com

Putting Ketchup on a hot dog is a sin beyond any chance of redemption.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5JIpT4GkyM
 
2013-10-10 01:18:57 AM
 
2013-10-10 01:39:47 AM

urger: This is now a Hot Dog thread


i301.photobucket.com

Gotta be careful what you wish for on a Fark thread.
 
2013-10-10 02:09:30 AM

Gyrfalcon: sprawl15: Sgt Otter: jaerik: Bachman, last weekend:

"I'm a believer in Jesus Christ, as I look at the End Times scripture, this says to me that the leaf is on the fig tree and we are to understand the signs of the times, which is your ministry, we are to understand where we are in God's end times history. Rather than seeing this as a negative, we need to rejoice, Maranatha Come Lord Jesus, His day is at hand. When we see up is down and right is called wrong, when this is happening, we were told this; these days would be as the days of Noah."

No further comment necessary.

Aren't leaves supposed to be on trees?

What the hell does that mean?

"It is people who went before us, who sacrificed, who built it up, and who threw their labor, literally filled the trees and clawed through the land, and picked the rocks, and built the barns, and did what had to be done to build up this most magnificent country that the world has ever seen."
--Michele Bachmann


"Picked the rocks"???

What the hell were they growing?


Rocks, perhaps? You know, like on vines or sumpin?

/look out, Cpl.D is ON DA LOOSE
 
2013-10-10 02:31:53 AM
WTF did I just read?  The comments on that article are some of the stupidest, brain-meltingly retarded derp I've ever read.  And after stridently making their patently absurd, easily-or-already debunked proclamations with absolutely nothing to support them, they declare themselves right, correct, and victorious.  I had to stop after just a few because I could feel my blood pressure rising to unhealthy levels.
 
2013-10-10 02:50:23 AM

AspectRatio: mainstream GOP = retarded carnival barkers


With cash backers to continue the deregulation of the industries they represent.

Perfect marriage.
 
2013-10-10 03:02:29 AM

rdu_voyager: Only good part of the article:

Bachmann is not running for reelection in 2014.


Yeah, but that just means you'll be hearing from her even MORE often once she gets a show on Fox.
 
2013-10-10 03:12:38 AM
My ideal hot dog : Kosher beef frank, in boiling water with a little celery salt  and seasoned salt.I warm the bun on the lid of the boling water. Remove, and apply some best foods mayo, just a bit, and some brown mustard. Place frank in bun. Top with some diced white onions, a wee bit of ketchup, and some sriracha.Add some pepperoncini rings . Consume. Repeat.
This also works with a wee bit of sauerkraut ( use the cold stuff, not canned ) .
 
2013-10-10 05:11:18 AM

fusillade762: rdu_voyager: Only good part of the article:

Bachmann is not running for reelection in 2014.

Yeah, but that just means you'll be hearing from her even MORE often once she gets a show on Fox.


Or, she may get a wild hair up her ass and run for senate.
 
2013-10-10 05:24:19 AM
In Michelle Bachmann's mind - ind -ind, the Presdent - dent - dent has committed - ted - ted....

ECHO! ECHO! ECHO!
 
2013-10-10 05:40:36 AM
MMMmmm...

poshports.com

If you foodist bastards want to call this wrong, I don't want to be right!
 
2013-10-10 06:47:42 AM

Cpl.D: urger: This is now a Hot Dog thread

[i301.photobucket.com image 600x453]Gotta be careful what you wish for on a Fark thread.


Is that Marcus?
 
2013-10-10 07:06:45 AM

A Dark Evil Omen: I picture the inside of Michele Bachmann's mind looking very like a playthrough of Binding of Isaac.


I was thinking of the ship's log from Event Horizon.
 
2013-10-10 07:12:40 AM
Obama has committed impeachable offenses, including ordering the assassination of an american citizen without due process.

This sort of thing is exactly not what the republicans are mad about, in fact, they want more murder and mayhem.
 
2013-10-10 07:34:37 AM

Gyrfalcon: A Dark Evil Omen: I picture the inside of Michele Bachmann's mind looking very like a playthrough of Binding of Isaac.

I picture it more like the final shot of Videodrome.


There's a way to find out.

i137.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-10 07:57:22 AM
He is funding terrorists, though.
 
2013-10-10 08:19:10 AM
I just knew I could find this one pre-made if I looked for it.

0.tqn.com
 
2013-10-10 08:32:24 AM

Delay: pueblonative: Other than the fact that the Democrats aren't latching that crazy to every Republican they can in anticipation of a blowout come 2014 and the Republicans aren't arranging her immediate "retirement to spend more time with her family and deal with personal issues", no

She's retired. She announced she won't be running again.


Hence the _immediate_ qualifier.
 
2013-10-10 08:34:23 AM

fusillade762: rdu_voyager: Only good part of the article:

Bachmann is not running for reelection in 2014.

Yeah, but that just means you'll be hearing from her even MORE often once she gets a show on Fox.


I don't watch Fox.
 
2013-10-10 08:37:12 AM

fusillade762: "Rather than seeing this as a negative, we need to rejoice," she continued. "Maranatha, come Lord Jesus, his day is at hand. When we see up is down and right is called wrong, when this is happening, we were told this; these days would be as the days of Noah."

That this woman is allowed to hold any political authority greater than that of a dog catcher is terrifying.


www.hdwallpapers3d.com

"Why do you hate us so?  What did we ever do to you to wish this harpy on us?"
 
2013-10-10 09:05:49 AM

urger: This is now a Hot Dog thread


Tony Packo's.  Book it.  Done.
 
2013-10-10 09:14:19 AM

LordJiro: fusillade762: "Rather than seeing this as a negative, we need to rejoice," she continued. "Maranatha, come Lord Jesus, his day is at hand. When we see up is down and right is called wrong, when this is happening, we were told this; these days would be as the days of Noah."

That this woman is allowed to hold any political authority greater than that of a dog catcher is terrifying.

Funnily enough, according to HER OWN MYTHOLOGY, she deserves to be put to death for being a false prophet.


Does this mean she's the Whore of Babylon?
 
2013-10-10 09:15:27 AM
 

Nabb1: Well, ketchup on a hot dog should be an impeachable offense.


You don't impeach a member of congress.

Here is the remedy: http://www.credomobilize.com/petitions/charge-house-republicans-with- s edition?source=facebook-share-button&time=1381257588
 
2013-10-10 09:48:45 AM

Boloxor the Insipid: Obama has committed impeachable offenses, including ordering the assassination of an american citizen without due process.

This sort of thing is exactly not what the republicans are mad about, in fact, they want more murder and mayhem.


I love how they can't make up their minds about Syria. Did he break the law by giving weapons to Islamic radicals, or by not supporting those Islamic radicals as much as he should have? One day it's the one, the next the other :p
 
2013-10-10 09:57:52 AM
Koegels Chicken Vienna on a whole wheat bun spread with refried beans and fresh guacamole, and topped with fresh pico de gallo. And a cold Corona or two.

Chili, cheese & onion coney from Athens Coney Island on Woodward Avenue

Pink's burrito dog

Tony Packo's dog with chili, pickles n' peppers

Ben's Chili Bowl Half-smoke with brown mustard

/No ketchup, ever
 
2013-10-10 09:58:35 AM

WraithSama: WTF did I just read?  The comments on that article are some of the stupidest, brain-meltingly retarded derp I've ever read.  And after stridently making their patently absurd, easily-or-already debunked proclamations with absolutely nothing to support them, they declare themselves right, correct, and victorious.  I had to stop after just a few because I could feel my blood pressure rising to unhealthy levels.


We never knew you had such strongly held beliefs regarding hotdogs.

If I put ketchup on one will you have a stroke?
 
2013-10-10 10:31:28 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: urger: This is now a Hot Dog thread

Tony Packo's.  Book it.  Done.


Ahem....

theinterrobang.com

I will grant you that it is a bit touristy, and perhaps slightly over-hyped, but there are few things more
yummy than a half-smoke (the only culinary item indigenous to the DC area) with their chili and some
fresh onions.
 
2013-10-10 10:37:37 AM
Here is a quick FYI for anyone who has not figured this out yet. Any time some one says "in my mind", "in my heart of hearts", or something like that they are wrong. It's like saying "with all due respect", you can just expect the next things out of their mouth to be complete and utter bullshiat.
 
2013-10-10 10:56:57 AM

Sgt Otter: jaerik: Bachman, last weekend:

"I'm a believer in Jesus Christ, as I look at the End Times scripture, this says to me that the leaf is on the fig tree and we are to understand the signs of the times, which is your ministry, we are to understand where we are in God's end times history. Rather than seeing this as a negative, we need to rejoice, Maranatha Come Lord Jesus, His day is at hand. When we see up is down and right is called wrong, when this is happening, we were told this; these days would be as the days of Noah."

No further comment necessary.

Aren't leaves supposed to be on trees?

What the hell does that mean?


This.

Catchy tune.
 
2013-10-10 12:33:15 PM

Bllasae: He is funding terrorists, though.


Sure, if "funding terrorists" means giving groups with no links to terrorism defensive equipment to protect against chemical weapons.
 
2013-10-10 02:23:12 PM
Yes, Please, Impeach him on a nice bright party-line vote.  The GOP will split in two and be lost for decades.
 
2013-10-10 03:19:11 PM

Boloxor the Insipid: Obama has committed impeachable offenses, including ordering the assassination of an american citizen without due process.


Quick question:
Do you believe that a US citizen in a foreign country - who cannot be captured or extradited - actively conducting acts of war against the United States, recruiting and training terrorists from the United States to return and attack us, and acting as a senior member of AQAP, must be tried before he can be killed in action against the United States?

/Because I don't.
 
2013-10-10 08:41:10 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Boloxor the Insipid: Obama has committed impeachable offenses, including ordering the assassination of an american citizen without due process.

Quick question:
Do you believe that a US citizen in a foreign country - who cannot be captured or extradited - actively allegedly conducting acts of war against the United States, recruiting and training terrorists from the United States to return and attack us, and acting as a senior member of AQAP, must be tried before he can be killed in action against the United States?

/Because I don't.


FTFY

What proof do you have these people have committed these alleged crimes?

We HAVE people in custody in Gitmo and the US refuses to allow them their day in court. They're being held without charges.

We have become that which we loathe.
 
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