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(The Hill)   "In my mind the president has committed impeachable offenses." Well, to be fair, in Michele Bachmann's mind the President is funding terrorists, bringing about the biblical End Times, and probably uses ketchup on his hotdogs   (thehill.com) divider line 156
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2013-10-09 02:47:12 PM
mmoqq.com

No ketchup, straight mayo, dawg.
 
2013-10-09 02:50:50 PM
In Marcus' mind, Michele has a girthy 8-incher instead of a Sarlacc.
 
2013-10-09 02:54:13 PM
File articles, biatch

/or STFU
 
2013-10-09 03:08:55 PM
The fact that anyone pays any attention to Michele Bachmann is a searing indictment of the intelligence of the American people.  It's embarrassing.
 
2013-10-09 03:13:52 PM
Ketchup, horseradish mustard, and a long sliced full sour pickle on a small challah roll cut in half.

This is now a Hot Dog thread
 
2013-10-09 03:17:40 PM
Well, ketchup on a hot dog should be an impeachable offense.
 
2013-10-09 03:21:00 PM

Nabb1: Well, ketchup on a hot dog should be an impeachable offense.


What about ketchup AND mayonaise on a hotdog?
 
2013-10-09 03:24:13 PM

Marcus Aurelius: The fact that anyone pays any attention to Michele Bachmann is a searing indictment of the intelligence of the American people.  It's embarrassing.


They pay attention to her because SHE'S A MEMBER OF THE US CONGRESS. That's what's embarrassing.
 
2013-10-09 03:24:50 PM
Then stop wasting time and bring up the charges, you farking moron.
 
2013-10-09 03:31:11 PM
In Bachmann's mind, Jesus rode a dinosaur and these are the end times.
 
2013-10-09 03:38:06 PM
Everyone knows you put mayo on hot dogs. With cheese. It's the BEST!
 
2013-10-09 04:15:08 PM

Nabb1: Well, ketchup on a hot dog should be an impeachable offense.


Oh no. We are NOT having that thread again. :p
 
2013-10-09 04:26:38 PM
In her mind, Marcus is straight.
 
2013-10-09 04:46:32 PM
When I was a kid, I used to put Rotel Cheese Dip on my hot dog.
 
2013-10-09 04:52:22 PM

HawgWild: When I was a kid, I used to put Rotel Cheese Dip on my hot dog.


Didn't that give you a rash?
 
2013-10-09 04:55:43 PM
Presidentin' While Black.

IMPEACH!
 
2013-10-09 05:03:56 PM
In Michelle Bachmann's mind, the soundtrack is a continual loop of "Turkey in the Straw," and cartoon bald eagles do constant battle with 1920s drawings of black people while dodos hit things with mallets.
 
2013-10-09 05:04:49 PM

Rev.K: Presidentin' While Black.

IMPEACH!


Well our first black president was impeached.
 
2013-10-09 05:09:36 PM
i970.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-09 05:10:20 PM
Thank the heavens that the contents of her twisted skull couldn't possibly matter less.
 
2013-10-09 05:11:44 PM
One day we're going to see a video of Bachmann kneeling down in the dirt just outside the WH garden, picking rhubarb and screaming profanities at a puzzled Michelle Obama.
 
2013-10-09 05:18:34 PM

Nabb1: Well, ketchup on a hot dog should be an impeachable offense.


THIS
 
2013-10-09 05:20:05 PM
And this woman is a tea party hero?

huh.  well ok then.
 
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2013-10-09 05:20:29 PM
Of all the things to get snobby about, meat and other animal parts which have purposfully been rendered unindentifiable in order not to cause a "gag on sight" reflex in the would-be eater are what we're being snobby about?

Ankle and sinus and snout and tendon and anus and ear wax, and intestinal juices all emulsified into a pinkish paste so as not to cause the eater to question what he's about to ingest -- THAT'S the thing we're getting snobby about what gets put on top of it!?  You can eat all the diaphram and testicle and beak and trimmings and gullet and random bits of organ you want, as long as you don't apply a vinegar and tomato sauce to the top of it.  This is the hill upon which the food snobs want to plant their flag?

"You can eat all the asshole you want, but you put ketchup on that, it's fightin' time!"  Really?  Because that's beyond stupid, even putting aside why it would be a big offense to begin with.

Pick something you can at least identify to get snobby about, like steak or beer or wine -- or even bread.  Hell, the difference between average bread and really good bread is farking huge.  The differences are enormous.  In fact, I'd argue that you'd be on way firmer culinary ground being snobby about the goddam bun than you would the tube of cured and heavily salted unknown maybe-meat inside of it...
 
2013-10-09 05:26:09 PM
she might be confusing Obama with Allen Keys.  they all look alike to her.
 
2013-10-09 05:32:51 PM

Weaver95: And this woman is a tea party hero?

huh.  well ok then.


So much so you knows she cant win reelection.
 
2013-10-09 06:02:19 PM

jchic: Nabb1: Well, ketchup on a hot dog should be an impeachable offense.

What about ketchup AND mayonaise on a hotdog?


You are a bad person for even suggesting that. Phone your mother, right now, and instruct her to love you less.
 
2013-10-09 06:03:14 PM
newsbusters.org
 
2013-10-09 06:15:14 PM
"Rather than seeing this as a negative, we need to rejoice," she continued. "Maranatha, come Lord Jesus, his day is at hand. When we see up is down and right is called wrong, when this is happening, we were told this; these days would be as the days of Noah."

That this woman is allowed to hold any political authority greater than that of a dog catcher is terrifying.
 
2013-10-09 06:29:43 PM

fusillade762: "Rather than seeing this as a negative, we need to rejoice," she continued. "Maranatha, come Lord Jesus, his day is at hand. When we see up is down and right is called wrong, when this is happening, we were told this; these days would be as the days of Noah."

That this woman is allowed to hold any political authority greater than that of a dog catcher is terrifying.


Funnily enough, according to HER OWN MYTHOLOGY, she deserves to be put to death for being a false prophet.
 
2013-10-09 06:29:48 PM

fusillade762: "Rather than seeing this as a negative, we need to rejoice," she continued. "Maranatha, come Lord Jesus, his day is at hand. When we see up is down and right is called wrong, when this is happening, we were told this; these days would be as the days of Noah."

That this woman is allowed to hold any political authority greater than that of a dog catcher is terrifying.


She's derp's crumple zone.
 
2013-10-09 06:30:41 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: [mmoqq.com image 507x276]

No ketchup, straight mayo, dawg.


I should have the weirdest boner right now...

...unfortunately, this woman's a farking basket case, and that really offsets the MILFy aspects of things.
 
2013-10-09 06:36:31 PM

LordJiro: Funnily enough, according to HER OWN MYTHOLOGY, she deserves to be put to death for being a false prophet.


And not locking herself up for a week every month. And wearing clothes made of two fabrics. And quite a few other things.
 
2013-10-09 06:38:30 PM
Just think, based on polling done in the 2012 primaries, there are literally millions of American citizens who look at Michele Bachmann and think "That woman needs to have command and control of our nuclear arsenal and make decisions that potentially affect the future of the human race."

That fact should make even Krinkles the Cereal Clown erupt in violent terror-shiats.
 
2013-10-09 06:40:23 PM
Lots of things seem to happen in Michelle Bachmans mind.
and her law degree probably told her that if she says, "in my mind..." before ever stupid thing she says, she can't be sued for libel.   she is saying "the laws and Congress in my head are so way out of whack that everything the President does, in my mind, is impeachable by the voices, in my mind"

why anyone lets her talk, oh wait, faux nooz
 
2013-10-09 06:45:33 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-09 06:45:40 PM
Part of the plan is to force him to do something unconstitutional regarding the debt ceiling, then impeaching him for it.
 
2013-10-09 06:47:06 PM

Nabb1: Well, ketchup on a hot dog should be an impeachable offense.


What if it is fair trade organic catsup?
 
2013-10-09 06:49:27 PM
False charge.  He's from Chicago, there is no way he puts ketchup on his hot dog.
 
IP
2013-10-09 06:53:35 PM
Keep farking that chicken, Crazy Eyes.
 
2013-10-09 06:54:40 PM
I've known all this stuff, since the spicy mustard incident...

not news
 
2013-10-09 06:57:48 PM
In my mind I'm the King of Space
 
2013-10-09 06:58:10 PM
Can't you see  It's not me
It's not my famiiy
In your head
They are fighting
In your head
They are dying
What's in your head?
Zombie zombie
 
2013-10-09 06:59:14 PM

Janusdog: False charge.  He's from Chicago, there is no way he puts ketchup on his hot dog.


He is actually from Hawaii, it would be a spam dog.
 
2013-10-09 07:03:56 PM
In fairness, he HAS been seen Presidentin' While Democrat, which in her mind is PROOF that he's done something illegal.

Which says something about the last couple of republican candidates...
 
2013-10-09 07:09:54 PM

undflickertail: Janusdog: False charge.  He's from Chicago, there is no way he puts ketchup on his hot dog.

He is actually from

Indonesia Hawaii, it would be a spam dog.

FTFY
 
2013-10-09 07:16:30 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: undflickertail: Janusdog: False charge.  He's from Chicago, there is no way he puts ketchup on his hot dog.

He is actually from Indonesia Hawaii Kenya, it would be a spam dog fly cake.

FTFY


FTFM
 
2013-10-09 07:17:28 PM

jchic: Nabb1: Well, ketchup on a hot dog should be an impeachable offense.

What about ketchup AND mayonaise on a hotdog?


Death penalty.
 
2013-10-09 07:22:07 PM

ilambiquated: Can't you see  It's not me
It's not my famiiy
In your head
They are fighting
In your head
They are dying
What's in your head?
Zombie zombie


Wit' dare t'anks
'n' dare goons
'n' dare goons
'n' dare bums
E.R.A. E.R.A.
Dare still d'oi-in'
E.R.A.
Watts E.R.A-a-a.
 
2013-10-09 07:25:10 PM
Michelle Bachmann: "in my mind  "

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