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(YouTube)   In case you haven't kept up with Glenn Beck, he now has a goatee and wears bow ties. But don't worry, he's still out of his mind and screaming that Obama is a dictator   (youtube.com ) divider line
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2013-10-09 07:02:43 PM  

Kittypie070: [i.imgur.com image 850x286]

F*ck you right in the nostril, Beck.


I wish we had a non potatocam version of that; I'd love to do a word cloud of it.  All I see is "Israel" and "Warn, Teach, Prepare" over and over again.
 
2013-10-09 07:08:04 PM  

Marshal805: Girl From The North Country: I'm not watching that derp. Someone tell me, is he still a true patriot?

Yep. A truly brave man who wants to flee to Canada.


He'd love Canada: gun control, socialized medicine, some of them even speak French.
 
2013-10-09 07:15:43 PM  
OK lemme see if i can repoast that farking blackboard and have it attain full size.

full sized blackboard madness popsy
Yuppers.

Enjoy.
 
2013-10-09 07:32:49 PM  

grumpfuff: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 400x219]

Starting to become less cool.

Came here to say this.

cynicalminion: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 400x219]

Starting to become less cool.

the doctor is never less than cool...

below cool, maybe.

but still cool.

It's nothing about the Doctor, just that particular style of his. And since the reign of Matt is coming to an end, I wouldn't be surprised if it's no more bow ties. Not that I have a problem with that, I think every actor needs to "make their own style" for the Doctor, so to speak.


so "farkitybye" is the new allonsy?  :P  at this rate, 13 is gonna be "fark-me-and-say-bye"  like captain jack.

img.fark.net
 
2013-10-09 07:39:06 PM  
oh, excuse me subby.  I thought you said "goatse".
 
2013-10-09 07:49:00 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Glenn Beck is going insane right before our very eyes. It's amazing to watch.


I honestly can't tell if he is going insane or if he is totally in on the joke and is gradually seeing how far he can take it.
 
2013-10-09 07:53:09 PM  

JerseyTim: cameroncrazy1984: Glenn Beck is going insane right before our very eyes. It's amazing to watch.

I honestly can't tell if he is going insane or if he is totally in on the joke and is gradually seeing how far he can take it.


that would require intelligence.  vegas odds are on insanity!!
 
2013-10-09 08:39:30 PM  
i loved that he was ranting about obamacare being a law and how you can't ignore laws -- all the while the tea party fools are shutting down government to get the law ignored. wonder if anyone in his audience picked up on that?
 
2013-10-09 08:39:48 PM  
For some reason the addition of the goatee and the bow tie frighten me.  It makes me fear that Beck is about to reach critical mass and that is a level of paranoid crazy that nobody wants to see.

I do wish someone on a cable news show would give Beck and Alex Jones their own show and let them just go to crazy town every night, just to see how many people would actually buy into their bunkum. Then we could use those results to measure the toxicity level of insanity in our society.  There has to be a way to measure that.
 
2013-10-09 08:43:25 PM  

stoli n coke: Dahnkster: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 506x738]
Get your copy now!


Not to sound like a stagecoach tilter, but phrenology was dismissed as quackery in the late 19th century.


TBH, I read that as "stagecoach hitler".
 
2013-10-09 09:37:34 PM  
please stop making glen beck part of fark

like sarah palin, there's no need to allow him the time and space

/thanks
 
2013-10-09 09:39:49 PM  
Are those zero prescription glasses he's wearing?
 
2013-10-09 10:37:24 PM  

cynicalminion: grumpfuff: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 400x219]

Starting to become less cool.

Came here to say this.

cynicalminion: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 400x219]

Starting to become less cool.

the doctor is never less than cool...

below cool, maybe.

but still cool.

It's nothing about the Doctor, just that particular style of his. And since the reign of Matt is coming to an end, I wouldn't be surprised if it's no more bow ties. Not that I have a problem with that, I think every actor needs to "make their own style" for the Doctor, so to speak.

so "farkitybye" is the new allonsy?  :P  at this rate, 13 is gonna be "fark-me-and-say-bye"  like captain jack.

[img.fark.net image 360x342]


Not sure what you meant with that. I personally like Matt, and am sad to see him go. But I'm not gonna sit here and whine about.
 
2013-10-09 10:52:51 PM  
Isn't it ironic that Beck is feigning sweaty indignation at the very thing the Teahadists-controlled House is doing, with their selective disavowing/disobeying enforcement of a law passed by Congress (the ACA)? Or have I just run out of crazy-pills?
 
2013-10-10 01:08:08 AM  
It's the Evil Parallel UniverseTM Beck.

i1100.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-10 01:12:30 AM  

Girl From The North Country: I'm not watching that derp. Someone tell me, is he still a true patriot?


I listened to him this morning - it's a kind of schadenfreude thing to see how hard he can scrape the bottom without losing his audience.

As of today - at least in Beck world - Fox 'news' is part of the vast liberal conspiracy undermining the goals of the 'true conservative' movement in 'Merica
 
2013-10-10 01:26:10 AM  

grumpfuff: cynicalminion: grumpfuff: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 400x219]

Starting to become less cool.

Came here to say this.

cynicalminion: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 400x219]

Starting to become less cool.

the doctor is never less than cool...

below cool, maybe.

but still cool.

It's nothing about the Doctor, just that particular style of his. And since the reign of Matt is coming to an end, I wouldn't be surprised if it's no more bow ties. Not that I have a problem with that, I think every actor needs to "make their own style" for the Doctor, so to speak.

so "farkitybye" is the new allonsy?  :P  at this rate, 13 is gonna be "fark-me-and-say-bye"  like captain jack.

[img.fark.net image 360x342]

Not sure what you meant with that. I personally like Matt, and am sad to see him go. But I'm not gonna sit here and whine about.


apparently he's going back to the stage for "american psycho"?? so we get chrismatt whofleck with an axe in a cave?  *shrug* i'm okay with this.
 
2013-10-10 01:52:48 AM  

entitygm: Girl From The North Country: I'm not watching that derp. Someone tell me, is he still a true patriot?

I listened to him this morning - it's a kind of schadenfreude thing to see how hard he can scrape the bottom without losing his audience.

As of today - at least in Beck world - Fox 'news' is part of the vast liberal conspiracy undermining the goals of the 'true conservative' movement in 'Merica


I....um, wasn't he ON Fluffy News a while back!!?? You know, like...a regular show!?
 
2013-10-10 01:57:43 AM  

Kittypie070: entitygm: Girl From The North Country: I'm not watching that derp. Someone tell me, is he still a true patriot?

I listened to him this morning - it's a kind of schadenfreude thing to see how hard he can scrape the bottom without losing his audience.

As of today - at least in Beck world - Fox 'news' is part of the vast liberal conspiracy undermining the goals of the 'true conservative' movement in 'Merica

I....um, wasn't he ON Fluffy News a while back!!?? You know, like...a regular show!?



They're in on the liberal conspiracy because they fired him. KInd of like how Stern used to biatch about his old station right after he went to satellite.
 
2013-10-10 02:40:27 AM  
That pin Glenn Beck is wearing looks an awful lot like a Nazi eagle pin without its swastika
 
2013-10-10 05:34:48 AM  
My best friend once worked in a cubicle next to a woman who listened to Glenn Beck all day.  It drove him really nuts, so one day he sat down and wrote this.

http://councilofgandalf.deviantart.com/art/Glenn-Beck-The-Orifeculon -1 61980532

....NSFW, and extremely disgusting.  But funny, if you're twisted.
 
2013-10-10 05:53:25 AM  

r1chard3: It's the Evil Parallel UniverseTM Beck.

[i1100.photobucket.com image 500x250]


Surely the Evil Paralle Universe Beck would be a raving Communist (although probably just faking it because it is quite profitable).

/although you do wonder if faking derp for so long and so frequently could end up with you believing your own lies
 
2013-10-10 07:09:33 AM  

randomjsa: So basically he's almost as insane and irrational as the liberals who used to make the same sort of allegations about Bush, because at least in Obama's case there actually are a few things you can call dictator like.


I don't recall anyone calling Bush a dictator. Many other things, some of them well deserved, but not a dictator.
 
2013-10-10 08:46:29 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: Glenn Beck Half the US population is going insane right before our very eyes. It's amazing to watch.

 
2013-10-10 10:42:48 AM  

Snapper Carr: FlashHarry: Dahnkster: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 506x738]
Get your copy now!

please tell me that's real!

Of course it is.


The publishers webpage, Double U TEE EFFFFFFF

www.nereusmedia.com
 
2013-10-10 12:10:04 PM  

zedster: Snapper Carr: FlashHarry: Dahnkster: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 506x738]
Get your copy now!

please tell me that's real!

Of course it is.

The publishers webpage, Double U TEE EFFFFFFF

[www.nereusmedia.com image 680x1024]


idontwanttoliveonthisplanetcountryanymore.jpg
 
2013-10-10 02:15:32 PM  

kg2095: randomjsa: insane and irrational

I don't recall anyone calling Bush a dictator. Many other things, some of them well deserved, but not a dictator.


I never considered the son of a biatch a dictator. A clueless asshole and a ditzy, well-intentioned f*ckwit that I still wouldna minded crackin a beer with, maybe, in the later years of his ADMINISTRATION, but nah, not a dictator.

/not a "regime" either
 
2013-10-10 04:28:09 PM  

theknuckler_33: Any word on that case of that girl from 1990?


AspectRatio: Glenn Beck? The same Glenn Beck who raped and murdered a girl in 1990? That guy?


It was a hoax, dumbass. But you already knew that.

Heliovdrake: randomjsa: So basically he's almost as insane and irrational as the liberals who used to make the same sort of allegations about Bush, because at least in Obama's case there actually are a few things you can call dictator like.


Normally I would say something like CITATION NEEDED.

You almost never give one,  and if you do its wrong, and then is pointed out to be wrong by many people, and when presented with that, if you even bother to come back, is just delfection and a change of topic to some other trivial thing.

but you know what. Not today.. Today I'm done with your boring stupid trollish ass.

Today is the day your ass goes to the ignore pile.

And you know what... fark has been better for me since Ive started to put the old troll guard on ignore.

Bye Bye Random just shiat anywhere.


I guess the truth hurts.
 
2013-10-10 04:41:15 PM  

TerminalEchoes: theknuckler_33: Any word on that case of that girl from 1990?

AspectRatio: Glenn Beck? The same Glenn Beck who raped and murdered a girl in 1990? That guy?

It was a hoax, dumbass. But you already knew that.



Of course we already know that. But if Beck wants to continue with his "Hey, I'm just asking questions!" style of "journalism", we will continue to mock him with it.
 
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