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(YouTube)   In case you haven't kept up with Glenn Beck, he now has a goatee and wears bow ties. But don't worry, he's still out of his mind and screaming that Obama is a dictator   (youtube.com) divider line 79
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2013-10-09 02:41:23 PM
I don't get the whole 'dictator' thing.  I have a relative and her husband that just started quoting Beck and calling Obama a dictator - one reason was because Obama has a chef that is paid for by the American people. You know, like every other President since FOREVER.  And do they have a clue what 'dictator' even means?? No, it's not penis potato.  Do be fair to the idiocy of all this, the husband did start out for a very long time as a birther.
 
2013-10-09 02:57:53 PM
I will post this in every single glenn beck thread.

imageshack.us


Also jesus farking christ, talk about total projection. Replace every reference to The President and replace it with John Boehner and it would be correct.
 
2013-10-09 03:24:52 PM
OBAMA IS A DUCK TATER!

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-09 04:53:58 PM
Well, would you trust Glenn Beck with a razor blade?
 
2013-10-09 04:54:04 PM
Any word on that case of that girl from 1990?
 
2013-10-09 04:55:04 PM
Who?
 
2013-10-09 04:55:16 PM
It was very nice of the pilot to give that little boy wings to wear on his jacket. He looks so grown up!
 
2013-10-09 04:57:34 PM
I have him on my ignore list.
 
2013-10-09 04:58:44 PM
Is he wearing a set of Airline Wings on his lapel, or is it the Nazi Eagle symbol?
 
2013-10-09 04:59:28 PM
I thought his name was Gene?
 
2013-10-09 04:59:28 PM
i78.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-09 04:59:33 PM
He should do movies.
 
2013-10-09 05:00:11 PM

theknuckler_33: Any word on that case of that girl from 1990?


Still unsolved, though a Mr Peachous is still wanted for questioning in the state of Texas.
 
2013-10-09 05:03:24 PM
Glenn Beck? The same Glenn Beck who raped and murdered a girl in 1990? That guy?
 
2013-10-09 05:04:02 PM
He just needs to shave his head and the look is complete.

i234.photobucket.com

www.thedailyfetch.com

4.bp.blogspot.com

It's the unofficial uniform.
 
2013-10-09 05:06:02 PM
Wow, god forbid this guy ever see somebody jay walk....his head would explode.
 
2013-10-09 05:07:17 PM
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2013-10-09 05:08:31 PM

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waait what....
 
2013-10-09 05:09:45 PM

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Not to sound like a stagecoach tilter, but phrenology was dismissed as quackery in the late 19th century.
 
MFK
2013-10-09 05:11:05 PM
wow. i haven't clicked on a Glen Beck clip in years but that was just... wow. I don't even know what to say other than it's probably the most horrifying thought imaginable that people take this idiot seriously.
 
2013-10-09 05:11:12 PM

sabreWulf07: Who?


I was wondering the same thing...
 
2013-10-09 05:11:29 PM
So in other words, not an original bone in his body if he has to borrow from Tucker Carlson and that Mad Money guy.
 
2013-10-09 05:12:00 PM
This is the evil Glenn Beck, sent here from an alternate universe.
 
2013-10-09 05:12:28 PM
Geeze, this is getting to be like, like, I don't know what. I've never seen the Fark mods do so much stupid in the span of a few hours.
 
2013-10-09 05:14:10 PM
i.imgur.com

Starting to become less cool.
 
2013-10-09 05:15:19 PM
So basically he's almost as insane and irrational as the liberals who used to make the same sort of allegations about Bush, because at least in Obama's case there actually are a few things you can call dictator like.
 
2013-10-09 05:16:40 PM

randomjsa: So basically he's almost as insane and irrational as the liberals who used to make the same sort of allegations about Bush, because at least in Obama's case there actually are a few things you can call dictator like.


randomjsa, cross for one. randomjsa, your cross is ready.
 
2013-10-09 05:16:42 PM
If I had a time machine, I would kidnap Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Louie Gohmert, Michele Bachmann, Ted Cruz, etc. and leave them in Romania during the last 15 years of Ceausescu's rule. I'd visit the survivor's after the 1989 revolution and ask them how it feels living in an actual Marxist dictatorship.
 
2013-10-09 05:18:05 PM

MFK: wow. i haven't clicked on a Glen Beck clip in years but that was just... wow. I don't even know what to say other than it's probably the most horrifying thought imaginable that people take this idiot seriously.



that.

anyone who actually comes away from a Beck rant thinking themselves bettered should be euthanized.
 
2013-10-09 05:18:48 PM

Demetrius: I don't get the whole 'dictator' thing.  I have a relative and her husband that just started quoting Beck and calling Obama a dictator - one reason was because Obama has a chef that is paid for by the American people. You know, like every other President since FOREVER.  And do they have a clue what 'dictator' even means?? No, it's not penis potato.  Do be fair to the idiocy of all this, the husband did start out for a very long time as a birther.


It's a longing, I think. It's a big, scary world out there, and for some people, things go a lot better when they imagine themselves subject to absolute rule, whether used to explain away all their problems (Obama), or to serve as an easy, convenient guide to how they should think and live (religion).

It makes a person righteous in their own view (whether as a believer or a martyr), and frees them from having to question themselves in any way.
 
2013-10-09 05:18:57 PM
I'm not watching that derp. Someone tell me, is he still a true patriot?
 
2013-10-09 05:19:39 PM

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2013-10-09 05:19:55 PM
Do a google image search for "dick tater". The mix of amusingly rude vegetables and crazy is fantastic.
 
2013-10-09 05:21:21 PM

Snapper Carr: If I had a time machine, I would kidnap Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Louie Gohmert, Michele Bachmann, Ted Cruz, etc. and leave them in Romania during the last 15 years of Ceausescu's rule. I'd visit the survivor's after the 1989 revolution and ask them how it feels living in an actual Marxist dictatorship.


There might be some kind of marker where the locals buried the bodies but, I doubt it.
 
2013-10-09 05:21:46 PM

stoli n coke: Dahnkster: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 506x738]
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Not to sound like a stagecoach tilter, but phrenology was dismissed as quackery in the late 19th century.


That's OK, most Teahadists are stuck in the early 19th century.
 
2013-10-09 05:21:58 PM

FlashHarry: Dahnkster: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 506x738]
Get your copy now!

please tell me that's real!


Of course it is.
 
2013-10-09 05:23:36 PM

randomjsa: So basically he's almost as insane and irrational as the liberals who used to make the same sort of allegations about Bush, because at least in Obama's case there actually are a few things you can call dictator like.



Normally I would say something like CITATION NEEDED.

You almost never give one,  and if you do its wrong, and then is pointed out to be wrong by many people, and when presented with that, if you even bother to come back, is just delfection and a change of topic to some other trivial thing.

but you know what. Not today.. Today I'm done with your boring stupid trollish ass.

Today is the day your ass goes to the ignore pile.

And you know what... fark has been better for me since Ive started to put the old troll guard on ignore.

Bye Bye Random just shiat anywhere.
 
2013-10-09 05:26:55 PM

stoli n coke: Not to sound like a stagecoach tilter, but phrenology was dismissed as quackery in the late 19th century.


Who dismissed it?  Mainstream science.  The same mainstream science that's pushing global warming.  I don't think I have to say any more.
 
2013-10-09 05:46:17 PM
i.imgur.com

F*ck you right in the nostril, Beck.
 
2013-10-09 05:47:09 PM
It's a good thing then, that Matt Smith is leaving Doctor Who, because bow ties are most definitely not cool anymore.
 
2013-10-09 05:55:26 PM

randomjsa: So basically he's almost as insane and irrational as the liberals who used to make the same sort of allegations about Bush, because at least in Obama's case there actually are a few things you can call dictator like.


Which liberals made similar claims about Bush that were in the media making the kind of money Glenn Beck is due to the rabid psycho listener base he's got?

Oh right, none.

But yea, BSAB.
 
2013-10-09 06:00:20 PM

Kittypie070: [i.imgur.com image 850x286]

F*ck you right in the nostril, Beck.


In the nostril? Not that I'm questioning your rationale or motives... but the means...

The nostril?

I mean, I'm big enough to disappoint every woman in existence, but I'm pretty sure I could really devastate a nostri...

oh wait.

Now I get it!
 
2013-10-09 06:04:33 PM

Flappyhead: stoli n coke: Dahnkster: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 506x738]
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Not to sound like a stagecoach tilter, but phrenology was dismissed as quackery in the late 19th century.

That's OK, most Teahadists are stuck in the early 9th century.


FTFY
 
2013-10-09 06:17:08 PM
Glenn Beck is going insane right before our very eyes. It's amazing to watch.
 
2013-10-09 06:18:36 PM
Cleanup in thread 7968441 - there's been a driveby threadshiatting.
 
2013-10-09 06:21:01 PM
randomjsa:

Your stuff has always been weak, but lately it seems like you just aren't getting the guidance you require.
 
2013-10-09 06:45:30 PM

theknuckler_33: Kittypie070: [i.imgur.com image 850x286]

F*ck you right in the nostril, Beck.

In the nostril? Not that I'm questioning your rationale or motives... but the means...

The nostril?

I mean, I'm big enough to disappoint every woman in existence, but I'm pretty sure I could really devastate a nostri...

oh wait.

Now I get it!


If you haven't introduced nasal sex into your personal life yet, you must be a nun.
 
2013-10-09 06:52:21 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 400x219]

Starting to become less cool.


the doctor is never less than cool...

below cool, maybe.

but still cool.
 
2013-10-09 06:55:19 PM

Girl From The North Country: I'm not watching that derp. Someone tell me, is he still a true patriot?


Yep. A truly brave man who wants to flee to Canada.
 
2013-10-09 06:58:44 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 400x219]

Starting to become less cool.


Came here to say this.

cynicalminion: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 400x219]

Starting to become less cool.

the doctor is never less than cool...

below cool, maybe.

but still cool.


It's nothing about the Doctor, just that particular style of his. And since the reign of Matt is coming to an end, I wouldn't be surprised if it's no more bow ties. Not that I have a problem with that, I think every actor needs to "make their own style" for the Doctor, so to speak.
 
2013-10-09 07:02:43 PM

Kittypie070: [i.imgur.com image 850x286]

F*ck you right in the nostril, Beck.


I wish we had a non potatocam version of that; I'd love to do a word cloud of it.  All I see is "Israel" and "Warn, Teach, Prepare" over and over again.
 
2013-10-09 07:08:04 PM

Marshal805: Girl From The North Country: I'm not watching that derp. Someone tell me, is he still a true patriot?

Yep. A truly brave man who wants to flee to Canada.


He'd love Canada: gun control, socialized medicine, some of them even speak French.
 
2013-10-09 07:15:43 PM
OK lemme see if i can repoast that farking blackboard and have it attain full size.

full sized blackboard madness popsy
Yuppers.

Enjoy.
 
2013-10-09 07:32:49 PM

grumpfuff: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 400x219]

Starting to become less cool.

Came here to say this.

cynicalminion: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 400x219]

Starting to become less cool.

the doctor is never less than cool...

below cool, maybe.

but still cool.

It's nothing about the Doctor, just that particular style of his. And since the reign of Matt is coming to an end, I wouldn't be surprised if it's no more bow ties. Not that I have a problem with that, I think every actor needs to "make their own style" for the Doctor, so to speak.


so "farkitybye" is the new allonsy?  :P  at this rate, 13 is gonna be "fark-me-and-say-bye"  like captain jack.

img.fark.net
 
2013-10-09 07:39:06 PM
oh, excuse me subby.  I thought you said "goatse".
 
2013-10-09 07:49:00 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Glenn Beck is going insane right before our very eyes. It's amazing to watch.


I honestly can't tell if he is going insane or if he is totally in on the joke and is gradually seeing how far he can take it.
 
2013-10-09 07:53:09 PM

JerseyTim: cameroncrazy1984: Glenn Beck is going insane right before our very eyes. It's amazing to watch.

I honestly can't tell if he is going insane or if he is totally in on the joke and is gradually seeing how far he can take it.


that would require intelligence.  vegas odds are on insanity!!
 
2013-10-09 08:39:30 PM
i loved that he was ranting about obamacare being a law and how you can't ignore laws -- all the while the tea party fools are shutting down government to get the law ignored. wonder if anyone in his audience picked up on that?
 
2013-10-09 08:39:48 PM
For some reason the addition of the goatee and the bow tie frighten me.  It makes me fear that Beck is about to reach critical mass and that is a level of paranoid crazy that nobody wants to see.

I do wish someone on a cable news show would give Beck and Alex Jones their own show and let them just go to crazy town every night, just to see how many people would actually buy into their bunkum. Then we could use those results to measure the toxicity level of insanity in our society.  There has to be a way to measure that.
 
2013-10-09 08:43:25 PM

stoli n coke: Dahnkster: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 506x738]
Get your copy now!


Not to sound like a stagecoach tilter, but phrenology was dismissed as quackery in the late 19th century.


TBH, I read that as "stagecoach hitler".
 
2013-10-09 09:37:34 PM
please stop making glen beck part of fark

like sarah palin, there's no need to allow him the time and space

/thanks
 
2013-10-09 09:39:49 PM
Are those zero prescription glasses he's wearing?
 
2013-10-09 10:37:24 PM

cynicalminion: grumpfuff: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 400x219]

Starting to become less cool.

Came here to say this.

cynicalminion: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 400x219]

Starting to become less cool.

the doctor is never less than cool...

below cool, maybe.

but still cool.

It's nothing about the Doctor, just that particular style of his. And since the reign of Matt is coming to an end, I wouldn't be surprised if it's no more bow ties. Not that I have a problem with that, I think every actor needs to "make their own style" for the Doctor, so to speak.

so "farkitybye" is the new allonsy?  :P  at this rate, 13 is gonna be "fark-me-and-say-bye"  like captain jack.

[img.fark.net image 360x342]


Not sure what you meant with that. I personally like Matt, and am sad to see him go. But I'm not gonna sit here and whine about.
 
2013-10-09 10:52:51 PM
Isn't it ironic that Beck is feigning sweaty indignation at the very thing the Teahadists-controlled House is doing, with their selective disavowing/disobeying enforcement of a law passed by Congress (the ACA)? Or have I just run out of crazy-pills?
 
2013-10-10 01:08:08 AM
It's the Evil Parallel UniverseTM Beck.

i1100.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-10 01:12:30 AM

Girl From The North Country: I'm not watching that derp. Someone tell me, is he still a true patriot?


I listened to him this morning - it's a kind of schadenfreude thing to see how hard he can scrape the bottom without losing his audience.

As of today - at least in Beck world - Fox 'news' is part of the vast liberal conspiracy undermining the goals of the 'true conservative' movement in 'Merica
 
2013-10-10 01:26:10 AM

grumpfuff: cynicalminion: grumpfuff: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 400x219]

Starting to become less cool.

Came here to say this.

cynicalminion: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 400x219]

Starting to become less cool.

the doctor is never less than cool...

below cool, maybe.

but still cool.

It's nothing about the Doctor, just that particular style of his. And since the reign of Matt is coming to an end, I wouldn't be surprised if it's no more bow ties. Not that I have a problem with that, I think every actor needs to "make their own style" for the Doctor, so to speak.

so "farkitybye" is the new allonsy?  :P  at this rate, 13 is gonna be "fark-me-and-say-bye"  like captain jack.

[img.fark.net image 360x342]

Not sure what you meant with that. I personally like Matt, and am sad to see him go. But I'm not gonna sit here and whine about.


apparently he's going back to the stage for "american psycho"?? so we get chrismatt whofleck with an axe in a cave?  *shrug* i'm okay with this.
 
2013-10-10 01:52:48 AM

entitygm: Girl From The North Country: I'm not watching that derp. Someone tell me, is he still a true patriot?

I listened to him this morning - it's a kind of schadenfreude thing to see how hard he can scrape the bottom without losing his audience.

As of today - at least in Beck world - Fox 'news' is part of the vast liberal conspiracy undermining the goals of the 'true conservative' movement in 'Merica


I....um, wasn't he ON Fluffy News a while back!!?? You know, like...a regular show!?
 
2013-10-10 01:57:43 AM

Kittypie070: entitygm: Girl From The North Country: I'm not watching that derp. Someone tell me, is he still a true patriot?

I listened to him this morning - it's a kind of schadenfreude thing to see how hard he can scrape the bottom without losing his audience.

As of today - at least in Beck world - Fox 'news' is part of the vast liberal conspiracy undermining the goals of the 'true conservative' movement in 'Merica

I....um, wasn't he ON Fluffy News a while back!!?? You know, like...a regular show!?



They're in on the liberal conspiracy because they fired him. KInd of like how Stern used to biatch about his old station right after he went to satellite.
 
2013-10-10 02:40:27 AM
That pin Glenn Beck is wearing looks an awful lot like a Nazi eagle pin without its swastika
 
2013-10-10 05:34:48 AM
My best friend once worked in a cubicle next to a woman who listened to Glenn Beck all day.  It drove him really nuts, so one day he sat down and wrote this.

http://councilofgandalf.deviantart.com/art/Glenn-Beck-The-Orifeculon -1 61980532

....NSFW, and extremely disgusting.  But funny, if you're twisted.
 
2013-10-10 05:53:25 AM

r1chard3: It's the Evil Parallel UniverseTM Beck.

[i1100.photobucket.com image 500x250]


Surely the Evil Paralle Universe Beck would be a raving Communist (although probably just faking it because it is quite profitable).

/although you do wonder if faking derp for so long and so frequently could end up with you believing your own lies
 
2013-10-10 07:09:33 AM

randomjsa: So basically he's almost as insane and irrational as the liberals who used to make the same sort of allegations about Bush, because at least in Obama's case there actually are a few things you can call dictator like.


I don't recall anyone calling Bush a dictator. Many other things, some of them well deserved, but not a dictator.
 
2013-10-10 08:46:29 AM

cameroncrazy1984: Glenn Beck Half the US population is going insane right before our very eyes. It's amazing to watch.

 
2013-10-10 10:42:48 AM

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please tell me that's real!

Of course it is.


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2013-10-10 12:10:04 PM

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2013-10-10 02:15:32 PM

kg2095: randomjsa: insane and irrational

I don't recall anyone calling Bush a dictator. Many other things, some of them well deserved, but not a dictator.


I never considered the son of a biatch a dictator. A clueless asshole and a ditzy, well-intentioned f*ckwit that I still wouldna minded crackin a beer with, maybe, in the later years of his ADMINISTRATION, but nah, not a dictator.

/not a "regime" either
 
2013-10-10 04:28:09 PM

theknuckler_33: Any word on that case of that girl from 1990?


AspectRatio: Glenn Beck? The same Glenn Beck who raped and murdered a girl in 1990? That guy?


It was a hoax, dumbass. But you already knew that.

Heliovdrake: randomjsa: So basically he's almost as insane and irrational as the liberals who used to make the same sort of allegations about Bush, because at least in Obama's case there actually are a few things you can call dictator like.


Normally I would say something like CITATION NEEDED.

You almost never give one,  and if you do its wrong, and then is pointed out to be wrong by many people, and when presented with that, if you even bother to come back, is just delfection and a change of topic to some other trivial thing.

but you know what. Not today.. Today I'm done with your boring stupid trollish ass.

Today is the day your ass goes to the ignore pile.

And you know what... fark has been better for me since Ive started to put the old troll guard on ignore.

Bye Bye Random just shiat anywhere.


I guess the truth hurts.
 
2013-10-10 04:41:15 PM

TerminalEchoes: theknuckler_33: Any word on that case of that girl from 1990?

AspectRatio: Glenn Beck? The same Glenn Beck who raped and murdered a girl in 1990? That guy?

It was a hoax, dumbass. But you already knew that.



Of course we already know that. But if Beck wants to continue with his "Hey, I'm just asking questions!" style of "journalism", we will continue to mock him with it.
 
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