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(YouTube)   In case you haven't kept up with Glenn Beck, he now has a goatee and wears bow ties. But don't worry, he's still out of his mind and screaming that Obama is a dictator   (youtube.com) divider line 79
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2013-10-09 02:41:23 PM
I don't get the whole 'dictator' thing.  I have a relative and her husband that just started quoting Beck and calling Obama a dictator - one reason was because Obama has a chef that is paid for by the American people. You know, like every other President since FOREVER.  And do they have a clue what 'dictator' even means?? No, it's not penis potato.  Do be fair to the idiocy of all this, the husband did start out for a very long time as a birther.
 
2013-10-09 02:57:53 PM
I will post this in every single glenn beck thread.

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Also jesus farking christ, talk about total projection. Replace every reference to The President and replace it with John Boehner and it would be correct.
 
2013-10-09 03:24:52 PM
OBAMA IS A DUCK TATER!

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2013-10-09 04:53:58 PM
Well, would you trust Glenn Beck with a razor blade?
 
2013-10-09 04:54:04 PM
Any word on that case of that girl from 1990?
 
2013-10-09 04:55:04 PM
Who?
 
2013-10-09 04:55:16 PM
It was very nice of the pilot to give that little boy wings to wear on his jacket. He looks so grown up!
 
2013-10-09 04:57:34 PM
I have him on my ignore list.
 
2013-10-09 04:58:44 PM
Is he wearing a set of Airline Wings on his lapel, or is it the Nazi Eagle symbol?
 
2013-10-09 04:59:28 PM
I thought his name was Gene?
 
2013-10-09 04:59:28 PM
i78.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-09 04:59:33 PM
He should do movies.
 
2013-10-09 05:00:11 PM

theknuckler_33: Any word on that case of that girl from 1990?


Still unsolved, though a Mr Peachous is still wanted for questioning in the state of Texas.
 
2013-10-09 05:03:24 PM
Glenn Beck? The same Glenn Beck who raped and murdered a girl in 1990? That guy?
 
2013-10-09 05:04:02 PM
He just needs to shave his head and the look is complete.

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It's the unofficial uniform.
 
2013-10-09 05:06:02 PM
Wow, god forbid this guy ever see somebody jay walk....his head would explode.
 
2013-10-09 05:07:17 PM
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2013-10-09 05:08:31 PM

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waait what....
 
2013-10-09 05:09:45 PM

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Not to sound like a stagecoach tilter, but phrenology was dismissed as quackery in the late 19th century.
 
MFK
2013-10-09 05:11:05 PM
wow. i haven't clicked on a Glen Beck clip in years but that was just... wow. I don't even know what to say other than it's probably the most horrifying thought imaginable that people take this idiot seriously.
 
2013-10-09 05:11:12 PM

sabreWulf07: Who?


I was wondering the same thing...
 
2013-10-09 05:11:29 PM
So in other words, not an original bone in his body if he has to borrow from Tucker Carlson and that Mad Money guy.
 
2013-10-09 05:12:00 PM
This is the evil Glenn Beck, sent here from an alternate universe.
 
2013-10-09 05:12:28 PM
Geeze, this is getting to be like, like, I don't know what. I've never seen the Fark mods do so much stupid in the span of a few hours.
 
2013-10-09 05:14:10 PM
i.imgur.com

Starting to become less cool.
 
2013-10-09 05:15:19 PM
So basically he's almost as insane and irrational as the liberals who used to make the same sort of allegations about Bush, because at least in Obama's case there actually are a few things you can call dictator like.
 
2013-10-09 05:16:40 PM

randomjsa: So basically he's almost as insane and irrational as the liberals who used to make the same sort of allegations about Bush, because at least in Obama's case there actually are a few things you can call dictator like.


randomjsa, cross for one. randomjsa, your cross is ready.
 
2013-10-09 05:16:42 PM
If I had a time machine, I would kidnap Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Louie Gohmert, Michele Bachmann, Ted Cruz, etc. and leave them in Romania during the last 15 years of Ceausescu's rule. I'd visit the survivor's after the 1989 revolution and ask them how it feels living in an actual Marxist dictatorship.
 
2013-10-09 05:18:05 PM

MFK: wow. i haven't clicked on a Glen Beck clip in years but that was just... wow. I don't even know what to say other than it's probably the most horrifying thought imaginable that people take this idiot seriously.



that.

anyone who actually comes away from a Beck rant thinking themselves bettered should be euthanized.
 
2013-10-09 05:18:48 PM

Demetrius: I don't get the whole 'dictator' thing.  I have a relative and her husband that just started quoting Beck and calling Obama a dictator - one reason was because Obama has a chef that is paid for by the American people. You know, like every other President since FOREVER.  And do they have a clue what 'dictator' even means?? No, it's not penis potato.  Do be fair to the idiocy of all this, the husband did start out for a very long time as a birther.


It's a longing, I think. It's a big, scary world out there, and for some people, things go a lot better when they imagine themselves subject to absolute rule, whether used to explain away all their problems (Obama), or to serve as an easy, convenient guide to how they should think and live (religion).

It makes a person righteous in their own view (whether as a believer or a martyr), and frees them from having to question themselves in any way.
 
2013-10-09 05:18:57 PM
I'm not watching that derp. Someone tell me, is he still a true patriot?
 
2013-10-09 05:19:39 PM

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please tell me that's real!
 
2013-10-09 05:19:55 PM
Do a google image search for "dick tater". The mix of amusingly rude vegetables and crazy is fantastic.
 
2013-10-09 05:21:21 PM

Snapper Carr: If I had a time machine, I would kidnap Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Louie Gohmert, Michele Bachmann, Ted Cruz, etc. and leave them in Romania during the last 15 years of Ceausescu's rule. I'd visit the survivor's after the 1989 revolution and ask them how it feels living in an actual Marxist dictatorship.


There might be some kind of marker where the locals buried the bodies but, I doubt it.
 
2013-10-09 05:21:46 PM

stoli n coke: Dahnkster: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 506x738]
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Not to sound like a stagecoach tilter, but phrenology was dismissed as quackery in the late 19th century.


That's OK, most Teahadists are stuck in the early 19th century.
 
2013-10-09 05:21:58 PM

FlashHarry: Dahnkster: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 506x738]
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please tell me that's real!


Of course it is.
 
2013-10-09 05:23:36 PM

randomjsa: So basically he's almost as insane and irrational as the liberals who used to make the same sort of allegations about Bush, because at least in Obama's case there actually are a few things you can call dictator like.



Normally I would say something like CITATION NEEDED.

You almost never give one,  and if you do its wrong, and then is pointed out to be wrong by many people, and when presented with that, if you even bother to come back, is just delfection and a change of topic to some other trivial thing.

but you know what. Not today.. Today I'm done with your boring stupid trollish ass.

Today is the day your ass goes to the ignore pile.

And you know what... fark has been better for me since Ive started to put the old troll guard on ignore.

Bye Bye Random just shiat anywhere.
 
2013-10-09 05:26:55 PM

stoli n coke: Not to sound like a stagecoach tilter, but phrenology was dismissed as quackery in the late 19th century.


Who dismissed it?  Mainstream science.  The same mainstream science that's pushing global warming.  I don't think I have to say any more.
 
2013-10-09 05:46:17 PM
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F*ck you right in the nostril, Beck.
 
2013-10-09 05:47:09 PM
It's a good thing then, that Matt Smith is leaving Doctor Who, because bow ties are most definitely not cool anymore.
 
2013-10-09 05:55:26 PM

randomjsa: So basically he's almost as insane and irrational as the liberals who used to make the same sort of allegations about Bush, because at least in Obama's case there actually are a few things you can call dictator like.


Which liberals made similar claims about Bush that were in the media making the kind of money Glenn Beck is due to the rabid psycho listener base he's got?

Oh right, none.

But yea, BSAB.
 
2013-10-09 06:00:20 PM

Kittypie070: [i.imgur.com image 850x286]

F*ck you right in the nostril, Beck.


In the nostril? Not that I'm questioning your rationale or motives... but the means...

The nostril?

I mean, I'm big enough to disappoint every woman in existence, but I'm pretty sure I could really devastate a nostri...

oh wait.

Now I get it!
 
2013-10-09 06:04:33 PM

Flappyhead: stoli n coke: Dahnkster: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 506x738]
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Not to sound like a stagecoach tilter, but phrenology was dismissed as quackery in the late 19th century.

That's OK, most Teahadists are stuck in the early 9th century.


FTFY
 
2013-10-09 06:17:08 PM
Glenn Beck is going insane right before our very eyes. It's amazing to watch.
 
2013-10-09 06:18:36 PM
Cleanup in thread 7968441 - there's been a driveby threadshiatting.
 
2013-10-09 06:21:01 PM
randomjsa:

Your stuff has always been weak, but lately it seems like you just aren't getting the guidance you require.
 
2013-10-09 06:45:30 PM

theknuckler_33: Kittypie070: [i.imgur.com image 850x286]

F*ck you right in the nostril, Beck.

In the nostril? Not that I'm questioning your rationale or motives... but the means...

The nostril?

I mean, I'm big enough to disappoint every woman in existence, but I'm pretty sure I could really devastate a nostri...

oh wait.

Now I get it!


If you haven't introduced nasal sex into your personal life yet, you must be a nun.
 
2013-10-09 06:52:21 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 400x219]

Starting to become less cool.


the doctor is never less than cool...

below cool, maybe.

but still cool.
 
2013-10-09 06:55:19 PM

Girl From The North Country: I'm not watching that derp. Someone tell me, is he still a true patriot?


Yep. A truly brave man who wants to flee to Canada.
 
2013-10-09 06:58:44 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 400x219]

Starting to become less cool.


Came here to say this.

cynicalminion: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 400x219]

Starting to become less cool.

the doctor is never less than cool...

below cool, maybe.

but still cool.


It's nothing about the Doctor, just that particular style of his. And since the reign of Matt is coming to an end, I wouldn't be surprised if it's no more bow ties. Not that I have a problem with that, I think every actor needs to "make their own style" for the Doctor, so to speak.
 
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