Flab: I get the feeling they've worked out most of the logistics already.
4tehsnowflakes: If the sex tape is as exciting as watching him fight, you should pass. Boring European-style boxer who jabs a lot, throws few big punches, and clinches constantly.
Beerguy: [elle.trouvetout.ca image 850x1274]
scotchcrotch: He doesn't have to worry about birth control. If she gets knocked up, he can abort it with that pringles can of justice.
Atomic Spunk: antidisestablishmentarianism:/obscure?Not by a long shot. I am 110% sure that most of us have seen this movie. 110%.
Cletus C.: Oblig[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x658]
T.rex: [jocksandstilettojill.com image 850x1365]
SpdrJay: Unless his dick is bigger than an eight pound infant, she is built to take it....
js34603: I'm honestly never imagined I'd say this, especially on the Internet, and ESPECIALLY on Fark, but...you guys need to watch more porn.
Earguy: I just imagine it starting as doggie, and she ending up like a propeller.
farkingismybusiness: Beerguy: [elle.trouvetout.ca image 850x1274]"I must break you."/if she dies, she dies.
Solon Isonomia: Atomic Spunk: antidisestablishmentarianism:/obscure?Not by a long shot. I am 110% sure that most of us have seen this movie. 110%.That's what we've got to give every day when we read these threads.
Surool: Didn't Hayden Panettier used to be somebody?
the_vegetarian_cannibal: Surool: Didn't Hayden Panettier used to be somebody?[a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 436x600]
E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: /obscure?//I watch bad moviesMonkeybone is a hella funny movie
the_vegetarian_cannibal: Surool: Didn't Hayden Panettier used to be somebody?[a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 436x600][www.weblo.com image 400x600][hockeyhype.files.wordpress.com image 800x531][www.sectalk.com image 300x300]NSFW (never actually confirmed if one is actually her, but whatever)
Earguy: I just imagine it starting as doggie, and she ending up like a propeller.But honestly, I hope they both have a lifetime of happiness.
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