If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(International Business Times)   Hayden Panettiere prepares for the most logistically difficult wedding night ever after announcing engagement to heavyweight boxing champion Wladimir Klitschko   (ibtimes.com) divider line 110
    More: Amusing, Wladimir Klitschko, Hayden Panettiere, boxing champions, Kelly Ripa, Live with Kelly  
•       •       •

6053 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 09 Oct 2013 at 6:27 PM (39 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



110 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-10-09 03:00:40 PM
Any bets on how long it will be before the sex tape of him hollowing her out gets "accidentally" leaked to the web?
 
2013-10-09 03:54:38 PM
I get the feeling they've worked out most of the logistics already.
 
2013-10-09 05:49:40 PM

Flab: I get the feeling they've worked out most of the logistics already.

 
2013-10-09 06:14:09 PM
If the sex tape is as exciting as watching him fight, you should pass.  Boring European-style boxer who jabs a lot, throws few big punches, and clinches constantly.
 
2013-10-09 06:26:31 PM
elle.trouvetout.ca
 
2013-10-09 06:30:15 PM
Talk about your split decisions.
 
2013-10-09 06:31:07 PM

4tehsnowflakes: If the sex tape is as exciting as watching him fight, you should pass.  Boring European-style boxer who jabs a lot, throws few big punches, and clinches constantly.


Sounds like she might like it if he sexes her up like he fights.
 
2013-10-09 06:33:21 PM
Oblig

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-10-09 06:33:23 PM
That woman is going to get hip dysplasia.
 
2013-10-09 06:34:23 PM
He doesn't have to worry about birth control. If she gets knocked up, he can abort it with that pringles can of justice.
 
2013-10-09 06:38:35 PM

Beerguy: [elle.trouvetout.ca image 850x1274]


"I must break you."

/if she dies, she dies.
 
2013-10-09 06:40:06 PM
Maybe

i1.ytimg.com

/obscure?
//I watch bad movies
 
2013-10-09 06:40:21 PM
nice job Wlad!  she's a keeper.
 
2013-10-09 06:42:00 PM

scotchcrotch: He doesn't have to worry about birth control. If she gets knocked up, he can abort it with that pringles can of justice.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-09 06:43:03 PM

Beerguy: [elle.trouvetout.ca image 850x1274]


I've always wondered....What if he rolls over in his sleep?
 
2013-10-09 06:43:31 PM
jocksandstilettojill.com
 
2013-10-09 06:48:38 PM
She'll be fine, she has super healing powers.

//First time, every time
 
IP
2013-10-09 06:50:00 PM

scotchcrotch: He doesn't have to worry about birth control. If she gets knocked up, he can abort it with that pringles can of justice.


cutestuff.co
 
2013-10-09 06:50:18 PM
I must break you.
 
2013-10-09 06:51:32 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism:
/obscure?


Not by a long shot. I am 110% sure that most of us have seen this movie. 110%.
 
2013-10-09 06:52:14 PM
I'm honestly never imagined I'd say this, especially on the Internet, and ESPECIALLY on Fark, but...you guys need to watch more porn.

Yes he is quite large and she is quite tiny. Even if his Little Klitschko is proportionate to his frame, you can see girls as small as Hayden, uh, "handling" packages of that size just fine. Now sure, they're pornstars, but you have to figure she's got some practice by now.

The other thing to consider is he might not even be proportionate. He could be working with your average 5 and half inches. Which would actually look pretty small on him.
 
2013-10-09 06:54:39 PM

Atomic Spunk: antidisestablishmentarianism:
/obscure?


Not by a long shot. I am 110% sure that most of us have seen this movie. 110%.


That's what we've got to give every day when we read these threads.
 
2013-10-09 07:01:01 PM
Like throwing a kielbasa down a hallway
 
2013-10-09 07:03:13 PM
69 ain't happening.
 
2013-10-09 07:06:53 PM
i.imgur.com

Chris Bosh and his more talented wife.

Whatever she does.

(Seeing a pattern here...)
 
2013-10-09 07:09:42 PM

Beerguy: [elle.trouvetout.ca image 850x1274]


Cletus C.: Oblig

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x658]


T.rex: [jocksandstilettojill.com image 850x1365]


They don't even need to drop to their knees, just bend forward slightly and open wide.
 
2013-10-09 07:15:49 PM
Unless his dick is bigger than an eight pound infant, she is built to take it....
 
2013-10-09 07:17:40 PM
FTFA: As Panettiere handled a snake ..

...questions regarding Wladimir suddenly popped into the presenter's head.
 
2013-10-09 07:19:32 PM

SpdrJay: Unless his dick is bigger than an eight pound infant, she is built to take it....


Might not enjoy it much, mind you, but she can take it.

/or, maybe
 
2013-10-09 07:24:40 PM

SpdrJay: Unless his dick is bigger than an eight pound infant, she is built to take it....


My dick is bigger than an 8 lb infant...'s penis.
 
2013-10-09 07:33:08 PM

js34603: I'm honestly never imagined I'd say this, especially on the Internet, and ESPECIALLY on Fark, but...you guys need to watch more porn.


www.colipera.com
 
2013-10-09 07:36:39 PM
www.anorak.co.uk
 
2013-10-09 07:37:07 PM
I just imagine it starting as doggie, and she ending up like a propeller.

But honestly, I hope they both have a lifetime of happiness.
 
2013-10-09 07:41:26 PM
/obscure?
//I watch bad movies


Monkeybone is a hella funny movie
 
2013-10-09 07:42:29 PM
www.sports-inter.com
Just slap a few of these on that bad puppy and I guess her cervix will be spared.
 
2013-10-09 07:42:49 PM

Earguy: I just imagine it starting as doggie, and she ending up like a propeller.


At climax, she just flies off the end like one of those old Nerf missiles.
 
2013-10-09 07:45:14 PM

farkingismybusiness: Beerguy: [elle.trouvetout.ca image 850x1274]

"I must break you."

/if she dies, she dies.


"I can't get over the size of this Russian!"
 
2013-10-09 07:45:59 PM
Didn't Hayden Panettier used to be somebody?
 
2013-10-09 07:51:12 PM

Solon Isonomia: Atomic Spunk: antidisestablishmentarianism:
/obscure?


Not by a long shot. I am 110% sure that most of us have seen this movie. 110%.

That's what we've got to give every day when we read these threads.


And you gotta hope to post good. Any you wanna post good. I think we're posting pretty good in this thread.
 
2013-10-09 07:55:02 PM

scotchcrotch: He doesn't have to worry about birth control. If she gets knocked up, he can abort it with that pringles can of justice.


That's going to be my porn name.
 
2013-10-09 07:58:55 PM

Surool: Didn't Hayden Panettier used to be somebody?


a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

www.weblo.com

hockeyhype.files.wordpress.com

www.sectalk.com

NSFW (never actually confirmed if one is actually her, but whatever)
 
2013-10-09 07:59:18 PM
Rumors say she's into the really kinky, abusive, gang-bangy painful stuff and family "parties".
 
2013-10-09 08:00:15 PM
What's the German word that translates to "standing bj"? Get her some stripper heels, stat.
 
2013-10-09 08:01:06 PM
Hayden Panitierre is who the term "wingnut" was invented -- you get her on top, have her grab her ankles, then give her a spin
 
2013-10-09 08:01:12 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Surool: Didn't Hayden Panettier used to be somebody?

[a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 436x600]


I guess that explains Remy LaCroix

[www.weblo.com image 400x600]

[hockeyhype.files.wordpress.com image 800x531]

[www.sectalk.com image 300x300]


Mesmerising.

NSFW (never actually confirmed if one is actually her, but whatever)
 
2013-10-09 08:02:49 PM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: /obscure?
//I watch bad movies

Monkeybone is a hella funny movie


Not sure if serious.
 
2013-10-09 08:11:21 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Surool: Didn't Hayden Panettier used to be somebody?

[a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 436x600]

[www.weblo.com image 400x600]

[hockeyhype.files.wordpress.com image 800x531]

[www.sectalk.com image 300x300]

NSFW (never actually confirmed if one is actually her, but whatever)


It's not her. That is Marissa Miller. Hayden is on the opposite page of that book. Someone posted some pics from the book here a couple of years ago.
 
2013-10-09 08:20:09 PM
cdn.sheknows.com
 
2013-10-09 08:32:52 PM
Don't really care for blondes, but I would like an opportunity to disappoint her.

//I really need to start my celeb sex list....
//// but who else to put on it...
Olivia Wilde
Scarlett Johannsen
Hayden
Adrianna Lima
???
 
2013-10-09 08:42:42 PM

Earguy: I just imagine it starting as doggie, and she ending up like a propeller.

But honestly, I hope they both have a lifetime of happiness.


i.ebayimg.com
 
Displayed 50 of 110 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report