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(Gawker)   Congressman asks an IRS official if she has been consorting with Satan   (gawker.com) divider line 55
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2013-10-09 04:06:46 PM
Yes, but does she weigh more than a duck?
 
2013-10-09 04:24:36 PM
WTF kind of farking drugs are these people on?
 
2013-10-09 04:28:55 PM

vudukungfu: WTF kind of farking drugs are these people on?


Tea leaves.
 
2013-10-09 04:30:28 PM
I know some IRS auditors, and that's a fair question.
 
2013-10-09 04:41:03 PM

minoridiot: I know some IRS auditors, and that's a fair question.


OK. you do have a point.
Souless bastiges.
 
2013-10-09 04:41:33 PM
I advise any one to RTFA first before commenting. It's short.
 
2013-10-09 04:42:25 PM

shanrick: I advise any one to RTFA first before commenting. It's short.


Already did.  I had to make sure it wasn't Michele Bachmann.
 
2013-10-09 04:51:48 PM
Oh thank god that wasn't what I thought it was
 
2013-10-09 04:52:02 PM

RedPhoenix122: Already did. I had to make sure it wasn't Michele Bachmann.


I don't think Michele Bachmann is a man.  I'd be willing to check, though.
 
2013-10-09 04:53:17 PM
Has she ever been to the White House? That would be clear evidence she has.
 
2013-10-09 04:54:13 PM
What are some of the questions that he's mocking?
 
2013-10-09 04:54:28 PM

Satanic_Hamster: RedPhoenix122: Already did. I had to make sure it wasn't Michele Bachmann.

I don't think Michele Bachmann is a man.  I'd be willing to check, though.


I saw a documentary on that once.  I believe it was called Bible Black.
 
2013-10-09 04:55:28 PM

GleeUnit: What are some of the questions that he's mocking?


Anything from Darrell Issa.
 
2013-10-09 04:56:36 PM

GleeUnit: What are some of the questions that he's mocking?


"Are you a Muslim"

"Why did you do something you didn't"

"Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party of the United States"
 
2013-10-09 04:59:25 PM
"Have you been involved in anyway in trying to pervert our youth, in Salem or anywhere else?"

*snort* That's pretty good.
 
2013-10-09 05:00:43 PM
Is there a video-clip of this funny short?

"I'm not a witch... giggle".
 
2013-10-09 05:01:36 PM

GleeUnit: What are some of the questions that he's mocking?


He's not mocking any specific question but the whole process.

Witch hunt
 
2013-10-09 05:01:41 PM
"On a daily basis, Congressman, does that surprise you?"
 
2013-10-09 05:01:59 PM
Mockery is the highest form of flattery.
 
2013-10-09 05:02:39 PM

Pharque-it: Is there a video-clip of this funny short?

"I'm not a witch... giggle".


Nevermind........ :(
 
2013-10-09 05:06:22 PM

Frankentots: Satanic_Hamster: RedPhoenix122: Already did. I had to make sure it wasn't Michele Bachmann.

I don't think Michele Bachmann is a man.  I'd be willing to check, though.

I saw a documentary on that once.  I believe it was called Bible Black.


new monitor, you owe me One
 
2013-10-09 05:06:30 PM
Trolling congressman exploited by a trolling submitter

Standard Fark low hanging fruit when mods running short of real outrage
 
2013-10-09 05:06:46 PM

RedPhoenix122: vudukungfu: WTF kind of farking drugs are these people on?

Tea leaves.


They're long and green and have a picture of Ben Franklin on them.
 
2013-10-09 05:07:27 PM

Satanic_Hamster: RedPhoenix122: Already did. I had to make sure it wasn't Michele Bachmann.

I don't think Michele Bachmann is a man.  I'd be willing to check, though.


I know her husband would prefer a man.  Does that count?
 
2013-10-09 05:08:13 PM

Satanic_Hamster: RedPhoenix122: Already did. I had to make sure it wasn't Michele Bachmann.

I don't think Michele Bachmann is a man.  I'd be willing to check, though.


Well, considering she's already said we're in the End Times because Obama is giving money to Al-Qaeda (two assertions, one of which isn't true, the other which can never be true), anything's possible.
 
2013-10-09 05:08:34 PM

GleeUnit: What are some of the questions that he's mocking?


What is your name, what is your quest, and what is your favorite color?

/ and what is the capital of Assyria?
 
2013-10-09 05:09:35 PM

GleeUnit: What are some of the questions that he's mocking?


Watch for yourself as he derides Obamacare and tries yet again to link the IRS to political shenanigans.
One would hope that Issa's witch hunts would be one of the first casualties of a shutdown, but that's not the case.
 
2013-10-09 05:14:16 PM
I don't know. Define "consorting."
 
2013-10-09 05:14:18 PM
*shakes head, winces* Those damn teabaggers.

*click*

(D-VA) . . . WTF? Questions are satire, right?

*read article*

Good on you, congressman.
 
2013-10-09 05:15:02 PM
Has Michele Bachmann been witch-tested?

Holding glowing iron-rod? Drown-test (w/ or /wo stone, if she floats she is one)?
Or some other relevant Catholic litmus test?

I think a hearing on this would be appropriate.
 
2013-10-09 05:20:54 PM
Isn't that the final interview to work for the IRS?
 
2013-10-09 05:26:34 PM
Michele Bachmann was probably touching her naughty bits through the questioning until she realized she was being mocked.
 
2013-10-09 05:29:59 PM

Shrugging Atlas: Michele Bachmann was probably touching her naughty bits through the questioning until she realized she was being mocked.


Michelle Bachmann never realizes when she's being mocked.  That takes some level of understanding.

/Congressman is my Congressman.
//I'm not happy with Congress.
///I am happy with my Congressman.
 
2013-10-09 05:30:45 PM
I got audited once and after I refiled everything with the one thing I had missed they gave me money back.

/csb
 
2013-10-09 05:32:12 PM

shanrick: I advise any one to RTFA first before commenting. It's short.


I was pleasantly surprised to see that it was not a serious line of questioning.
 
2013-10-09 05:53:35 PM
The only proper answer is "I would never assume a congressional prerogative, Senator."
 
2013-10-09 06:05:22 PM
"Are you farking serious? Is that a real question?"

Or possibly: "I'm not going to justify that with a response."

"So if I'm required to answer that, which of my civil rights have you violated, freedom of religion or freedom of assembly?
 
2013-10-09 06:27:38 PM
I liked the flying question and response.
 
2013-10-09 06:38:36 PM

Frankentots: Satanic_Hamster: RedPhoenix122: Already did. I had to make sure it wasn't Michele Bachmann.

I don't think Michele Bachmann is a man.  I'd be willing to check, though.

I saw a documentary on that once.  I believe it was called Bible Black.


Enjoy a free month of TF for that one.
 
2013-10-09 06:53:40 PM

Lost Thought 00: Oh thank god that wasn't what I thought it was


This. I saw it was a Democrat asking questions, and I went "WTF???"

Then I kept reading and realized he was just trolling the GOP.

Carry on.
 
2013-10-09 07:02:39 PM

vudukungfu: WTF kind of farking drugs are these people on?


It was a Democrat who asked, and they were mocking Darryl Issa.
 
2013-10-09 07:37:08 PM
"Well, we did do the nose. And the hat. But she IS a witch!"
 
2013-10-09 07:40:39 PM

PirateKing: "Are you farking serious? Is that a real question?"

Or possibly: "I'm not going to justify that with a response."

"So if I'm required to answer that, which of my civil rights have you violated, freedom of religion or freedom of assembly?


Or "I didn't watch the video."
 
2013-10-09 07:42:18 PM
So at long last, after every horrible thing about the gop has been revealed, they stoop even lower and take a whack at trying to bring back the Salem Witch Trials.

www.greatkat.com
 
2013-10-09 08:33:50 PM

Shrugging Atlas: Michele Bachmann was probably touching her naughty bits through the questioning until she realized she was being mocked.


No, she was kicking herself for letting someone else get to ask her question first.
 
2013-10-09 08:37:28 PM
"Yes, I have had the misfortune of spending far too much time with Mr. Issa."
 
2013-10-09 09:34:55 PM
"No, Congressman, I can't turn anyone into a Newt."
 
2013-10-09 09:45:13 PM
Ja' amuse!
 
2013-10-09 10:49:47 PM

Neeek: I liked the flying question and response.


That was my favorite as well.  And that was some masterful trolling going on in there.
 
2013-10-09 10:54:37 PM

you have pee hands: I got audited once and after I refiled everything with the one thing I had missed they gave me money back.

/csb


Got audited once.  Everyone had their stories about how terrible and incompetent these people were.  Then we went through the process, and I was very pleased by how professional, competent, and helpful the guy was.  Wasn't a bad experience at all, aside from wasting half a day.  Of course, I wasn't doing anything that would land me in jail if caught, so I wasn't sweating anything going into it.
 
2013-10-10 01:29:57 AM
Gotta be careful trolling Issa.  (1) he has a record, and (2) he's not familiar with humor unless it involves watermelons and large hammers.  We'll have several months of hearings to root out the Wiccan Conspiracy in government.

After the shutdown fiasco, why not?
 
2013-10-10 09:06:28 AM

JerseyTim: PirateKing: "Are you farking serious? Is that a real question?"

Or possibly: "I'm not going to justify that with a response."

"So if I'm required to answer that, which of my civil rights have you violated, freedom of religion or freedom of assembly?

Or "I didn't watch the video."


Satan told me all about it. Sometimes you just want to react to a headline, you know?
 
2013-10-10 10:07:45 AM

TommyDeuce: Shrugging Atlas: Michele Bachmann was probably touching her naughty bits through the questioning until she realized she was being mocked.

No, she was kicking herself for letting someone else get to ask her question first.


I'm pretty sure that, to her at least, those are equivalent actions.
 
2013-10-10 10:23:34 AM

RedPhoenix122: Frankentots: Satanic_Hamster: RedPhoenix122: Already did. I had to make sure it wasn't Michele Bachmann.

I don't think Michele Bachmann is a man.  I'd be willing to check, though.

I saw a documentary on that once.  I believe it was called Bible Black.

Enjoy a free month of TF for that one.


Thanks! Truly appreciated.
 
2013-10-10 11:26:10 AM
Only way it could have been better is if he asked her if she ever turned anyone into a newt and if she weighed less than a duck.
 
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