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(AZ Family)   Maybe high schoolers just aren't ready to perform a play about a man who falls in love with a goat and has sex with it   (azfamily.com) divider line 78
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2013-10-09 06:18:03 PM
Men love goats.

image.hotrod.com
 
2013-10-09 06:18:20 PM

rev. dave: FTFA:

Poll:
Do you think high school students should be performing this play?
Yes
79% 1810
No
21% 493


Curiously, same %'ages a little later:
Yes
79% 1935
No
21% 522
 
2013-10-09 06:19:02 PM

Brick-House: blatz514: Brick-House: Tax Boy: [www.corbisimages.com image 640x441]

Sheep, still ok


Yep...

[i245.photobucket.com image 430x480]

And bears...

One would have thought that a bear would be bare.


So, like, riding bear back???
 
2013-10-09 06:21:54 PM

ds_4815: Lord Jubjub: An acquaintance of mine was said that their high school had done Hair--or, rather, an edited version of it.

A Haircut, if you will.

/Try the veal
//Or the goat, I hear it's much more tender


Meh, they both have about the same kick

/ http://instantrimshot.com/
 
2013-10-09 06:24:39 PM
Shakespeare wrote about women loving men with the heads of asses.  Not sure exactly where the line is.
 
2013-10-09 06:26:58 PM
First thing that this made me think of.
 
2013-10-09 06:29:48 PM
Pasiphaë

There is nothing to gain now by deceiving you;
what has happened is already too well known.
  But consider:
If I had sold the gifts of Kypris,
given my body in secret to some man,
you would have every right to condemn me
as a whore. But this was no act of the will;
I am suffering from some madness brought on
by a god.

    It's not plausible!
What could I have seen in a bull
to assault my heart with this shameful passion?
Did he look too handsome in his robe?
Did a sea of fire smoulder in his eyes?
Was it the red tint of his hair, his dark beard?
His body, so [different] from my husband's? [. . .]
Are these the things that drew me to lie
in his bed, in my cowskin [. . .]?
I did not imagine that my lover
could give me children [. . .]
What diseased my mind?

-
Euripides, The Cretans
 
2013-10-09 06:36:51 PM
Have times changed.  Back in the 70's the movie  Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex but were Afraid to Ask had a part where a man (Gene Wilder) fell in love and had sex with a sheep.  Everyone laughed and thought it was funny.  Also, during the same era, the Monty Python characters dressed in drag and everyone laughed at that too.

Now if a guy runs around in a dress, no one seems to dare laugh at him because so many of them do it now.  I know that a lot of women (especially lesbians) like having sex with dogs and other animals, so that is no longer laughable and now neither is a guy marrying his goat.  Boy has comedy ever dried up in this country.

You can't even make fun of idiots because you will offend Congress and the president.
 
2013-10-09 06:39:37 PM
Is this satyr?
 
2013-10-09 06:40:40 PM

boinkingbill: Have times changed.  Back in the 70's the movie  Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex but were Afraid to Ask had a part where a man (Gene Wilder) fell in love and had sex with a sheep.  Everyone laughed and thought it was funny.  Also, during the same era, the Monty Python characters dressed in drag and everyone laughed at that too.

Now if a guy runs around in a dress, no one seems to dare laugh at him because so many of them do it now.  I know that a lot of women (especially lesbians) like having sex with dogs and other animals, so that is no longer laughable and now neither is a guy marrying his goat.  Boy has comedy ever dried up in this country.

You can't even make fun of idiots because you will offend Congress and the president.


WTF
 
IP
2013-10-09 06:43:00 PM
boinkingbill:  I know that a lot of women (especially lesbians) like having sex with dogs and other animals, so that is no longer laughable and now neither is a guy marrying his goat.  Boy has comedy ever dried up in this country.


WAT.
 
2013-10-09 06:45:28 PM

neongoats: So this is a story about Rural central Ohio then...


Arizona, actually, but the analogy still holds.
 
2013-10-09 06:45:54 PM

Tax Boy: [www.corbisimages.com image 640x441]

Sheep, still ok



It's all fun and games until you end up in the streets, guzzling Woolite.
 
2013-10-09 06:47:02 PM

IP: boinkingbill:  I know that a lot of women (especially lesbians) like having sex with dogs and other animals, so that is no longer laughable and now neither is a guy marrying his goat.  Boy has comedy ever dried up in this country.


WAT.


He's trying too hard.
 
2013-10-09 07:08:34 PM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Giles!


John Barth, apparently, is unimpressed.
 
IP
2013-10-09 07:15:54 PM

FunkOut: IP: boinkingbill:  I know that a lot of women (especially lesbians) like having sex with dogs and other animals, so that is no longer laughable and now neither is a guy marrying his goat.  Boy has comedy ever dried up in this country.


WAT.

He's trying too hard.


Or trollbaiting...
 
2013-10-09 07:15:55 PM
STEVE HOLT!
 
2013-10-09 07:16:16 PM
So now goat farking is bad? Will the demonisation of the Middle East ever end?
 
2013-10-09 07:45:20 PM
TTIWWP of

www.playbill.com
 
2013-10-09 08:27:16 PM

belhade: TTIWWP of

[www.playbill.com image 460x312]


img.fark.net

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-09 09:35:43 PM
www.lanocheintermitente.com

Approves
 
2013-10-09 09:36:56 PM

Vlad_the_Inaner: belhade: TTIWWP of

[www.playbill.com image 460x312]

[img.fark.net image 460x312]

[i.imgur.com image 550x372]


No, it wasn't Harry buggering the goats.  It was Albus Dumbledore's brother Aberforth.
 
2013-10-09 09:40:14 PM
Sheriff Joe?
 
2013-10-09 10:12:06 PM
Uh-oh... is THAT whut it means when they say not to have sex with kids??? Or are we not to have sex with Anyone/Anything named 'Billy'???
 
2013-10-09 10:54:33 PM
I saw this play (performed by adults). It wasn't baa-a-a-a-ad
 
2013-10-10 12:40:24 AM
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-10-10 02:36:20 AM

bmr68: Men love goats.


1969, I do believe.
 
2013-10-10 09:53:53 AM

rjakobi: /never trust any school musical with a choreographed rape scene
/that goes for YOU, West Side Story, Man of La Mancha, Carousel, and Bat Boy The Musical.


4.bp.blogspot.com

Sancho Panza (Mr Organs) spoilt an otherwise impeccably choreographed rape scene by his unscheduled appearance and persistent cries of "What's all this then?".
 
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