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2013-10-09 02:26:09 PM
13 votes:
She sounds exhausting
2013-10-09 02:29:50 PM
8 votes:
It's not strange that she has had so many roommates?  Testimonials are nice, but the turnover seems to be a big issue for some reason.
2013-10-09 02:42:52 PM
6 votes:
Best roommate ad:

"I'm never there, but I pay my share of the rent on time."
2013-10-09 02:36:20 PM
5 votes:
So there are six people who don't live with her anymore, I wonder why?
2013-10-09 02:29:47 PM
5 votes:

CruJones: She sounds exhausting


This.  I dated a Lauren type once, it was exhausting.  And it was amazing that someone who talked about themselves so much, she had very few stories.  So you get to hear the same ones over and over.
2013-10-09 02:29:21 PM
5 votes:
Ad doesn't feature the critical landlord quote: "She never missed rent and didn't trash the place with clove-cigarettes and drunken hipster douchebag guests."

I don't really care what the cast of "Girls" thinks about her.
2013-10-09 02:27:50 PM
4 votes:
Hmmm... Ad doesn't seem to mention if she's into casual beej.
2013-10-09 03:04:42 PM
3 votes:

blatz514: theflatline: trucktrash: tuna fingers: Hmmm... Ad doesn't seem to mention if she's into casual beej.

Look at her Twitter profile pic and make that decision for yourself. (gotta RTFA)

post pic for those of us at work.

[si0.twimg.com image 500x500]


The background pic on her Twitter page is staged to make her look like a celebrity surrounded by bodyguards and paparazzi. She's a full-throttle attention whore.
2013-10-09 02:35:56 PM
3 votes:

CruJones: She sounds exhausting


Yeah that's my impression.

The best room mate I ever was the stoner who played WoW all the time.  Living with him was pretty much the same as removing one bedroom from your apartment, cutting the rent in half and getting a free upgrade for the internet package.  The only sings we ever saw of him were the occasional pizza delivery and a faint aroma of pot on the balcony. It was like living with an overweight,  slightly flatulent ninja.
2013-10-09 02:33:46 PM
3 votes:
definitely not neurotic = neurotic as a motherf*cker.
2013-10-09 02:32:38 PM
3 votes:
Well she's apparently good at cooking and will cook for you. I like that, and the cleanness is a plus. Not a big fan of the excessive self-congratulation of it all though. I also am not fond of the idea of having a girl roommate. Or a guy roommate. I would rather pay twice the rent than deal with a roommate again (I've never even argued with roommates before, I just always secretly hate them for being in MY home)
2013-10-09 02:29:50 PM
3 votes:

CruJones: She sounds exhausting


It also sounds like she needs constant praising and reassurance.
2013-10-09 02:25:08 PM
3 votes:
Hipster?  No thanks.
2013-10-09 02:55:40 PM
2 votes:
If she is that great why hasn't she managed to land a husband yet?

Also super trendy is not a good thing.
2013-10-09 02:41:18 PM
2 votes:
I'd sleep with her but I'm gonna have to say no on the roommate thing.
2013-10-09 02:40:27 PM
2 votes:
What is this word I see used so much?  Ironic? What does it mean? Ironic?

Ironic naked man in the background?

So Ironic means random...
2013-10-09 09:39:08 PM
1 votes:
I found another picture of her...

www.summercampculture.com
2013-10-09 06:50:22 PM
1 votes:
1. I really don't know how people can bear to have roommates who aren't legally married or related to them. Living with friends SUCKS. It ruins friendships. Living with strangers SUCKS MORE.

2. The girl sounds like a real pain in the ass extrovert. No thanks.

3. Honestly, if you can't afford to live in a bigger place with a bunch of idiots, then find a smaller place and live alone. It's much more comfortable. You can walk around naked and skip doing dishes for a day, and nobody leaves you a passive-aggressive note. You can eat ANYTHING in the fridge or cupboards without someone biatching at you. You can listen to whatever music you want, at whatever volume you want, at any time of the day. You can have sex on the couch without worrying about someone passing through.

How the HELL do people put up with roommates? I'd sooner live in my car than put up with roommates. A wife? Sure. Parents or siblings? Tolerable. Roommates who have no ties to you? FORGET IT.
2013-10-09 05:50:21 PM
1 votes:
Imagine that poster trying to snag a girlfriend/boyfriend instead.  Then it's really creepy.
2013-10-09 05:27:25 PM
1 votes:
Serious question here - why do Hipsters were that nasty ski cap pulled half off their head? I'm the type of person who is always hot. Summer, spring fall, winter. I wear polo shirts all year long because I'll sweat through a dress shirt in no time. During the summers, I'll leave a puddle if I stand in one place for any length of time.

Aside from trying to look... let's say "cool", why the fark would you wear a ski cap in the summer?
2013-10-09 04:31:02 PM
1 votes:

MythDragon:  It's like having a wife I don't have sex with.



That statement is redundant.
2013-10-09 04:26:48 PM
1 votes:

you are a puppet: I also am not fond of the idea of having a girl roommate. Or a guy roommate. I would rather pay twice the rent than deal with a roommate again (I've never even argued with roommates before, I just always secretly hate them for being in MY home)


I've got a girl roomate. She is my cousin's best friend. She was going through a divorce and I told her she could crash at my place while she got sorted out. She showed up with a moving truck one day. That was 5 years ago. She doesn't pay rent, but does all the cooking (quite well), grocery shopping, cleans all the dishes, does my laundry, vacums, and even does misc stuff like painting the living room . Namely all the stuff I don't want to do. She gets a room I wasn't using, I get all the housework done. It's like having a wife I don't have sex with.
2013-10-09 03:56:24 PM
1 votes:
Found another pict of Lauren....

buskfilms.com
Bf+
2013-10-09 03:18:44 PM
1 votes:
Run
2013-10-09 03:13:43 PM
1 votes:

you are a puppet: Well she's apparently good at cooking and will cook for you. I like that, and the cleanness is a plus. Not a big fan of the excessive self-congratulation of it all though. I also am not fond of the idea of having a girl roommate. Or a guy roommate. I would rather pay twice the rent than deal with a roommate again (I've never even argued with roommates before, I just always secretly hate them for being in MY home)


Yeppers. Had a roomie who went from being laidback, hardworking and liked to cook but changed immediately once she was in MY apartment. Suddenly, she couldn't work because she had "headaches" that only pot and a 3am trip to the ER for morphine/demerol would cure. The only thing she was willing to be awake for was downloading music on Napster and trolling for suckers in chat rooms. Never had money for rent, always had money for pot.

I waited until she visited friends out of town, then I moved to a new location by myself, leaving her without a single stick of furniture or pots and pans. Then she showed up at my workplace, claiming I was only hurting myself by not paying for all her bills and giving her a free place to live. WTF? She didn't know I'd paid a fee and gotten my name taken off the lease. Heh.
2013-10-09 03:12:02 PM
1 votes:
I was into rooming with Lauren before she sold out and went mainstream.  Got a really cool roommate now but you probably never heard of her
2013-10-09 03:07:05 PM
1 votes:
Meh I hate hipsters but maybe she can suck a mean cawk.
2013-10-09 03:04:08 PM
1 votes:
 

GooberMcFly: F*ck the words, if she can attract sculpted naked men to between her legs, I'm in.


That's a notorious gay nude beach in San Francisco.
2013-10-09 02:56:54 PM
1 votes:
Unless it's a friends with benifits type situation, I wouldn't have the time to dedicate to a girl like that.... to much training required.
1. Mac and Cheese isn't food and does not add to a cooking resume. Learn to cook some real food and get back to me. A woman sacred of tackling the grill and some 14oz Rib Eye Steaks need not apply.
2. Saying you are tidy means jack shiat. Saying you can press my shirts and pants for me and have suit jackets dry cleaned for me means something.
3. Display some real skills if you are going to use the term housewife, otherwise you are insulting woman who can actually manage a household.


Of course if she can make a decent Martini and Tom Collins we could have something to start with.
GBB
2013-10-09 02:56:35 PM
1 votes:

highendmighty: It's not strange that she has had so many roommates?  Testimonials are nice, but the turnover seems to be a big issue for some reason.


Suicides
2013-10-09 02:49:57 PM
1 votes:
How does she feel about filling 90% of the fridge space with beer, being consistently late on the rent and spending the better part of my day playing XBox? Oh, and fapping. Lots of fapping at all hours of the day.
2013-10-09 02:45:41 PM
1 votes:

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: What is this word I see used so much?  Ironic? What does it mean? Ironic?

Ironic naked man in the background?

So Ironic means random...


don't get me started.  Ironic in the Hipster sense usually means "opposite" or "purposely contradictory for attention", but in this pic it's "random" as you say, and still completely misused.  Fark doesn't need more reasons to dislike hipsters and all they stand for.  Why do they make it so easy?!!!
2013-10-09 02:42:58 PM
1 votes:
I have had cheerful roommates who talk a lot and can cook.  I'm a'ight with that. It's the moody, depressive types who leave the sink full of dishes that I got tired of.
2013-10-09 02:42:29 PM
1 votes:
well.  if i were to get a new roommate, i would look for the following:

1) committed relationship with someone else who lives alone

2) works a lot (80 hours or more per week)
2013-10-09 02:41:44 PM
1 votes:

kiroh: A bit on the creepy side, no?


I was going to say: ATTENTION WHORE!!

But maybe I'm just misreading her. I volunteer to check her out, thoroughly
2013-10-09 02:33:37 PM
1 votes:
She can make scrambled eggs, can she also boil water?
2013-10-09 02:33:12 PM
1 votes:
Attention whore. Thinks world revolves around herself.
2013-10-09 02:30:49 PM
1 votes:
I would have to see her ass.

I don't like a frumpy in the dumper.
2013-10-09 02:29:40 PM
1 votes:
I want to live with her based on the picture alone.  F*ck the words, if she can attract sculpted naked men to between her legs, I'm in.
2013-10-09 02:25:34 PM
1 votes:
A bit on the creepy side, no?
2013-10-09 02:25:28 PM
1 votes:
Will she let me hook up my play station and spend hours and hours on the couch?
 
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