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2013-10-09 02:35:56 PM
17 votes:

CruJones: She sounds exhausting


Yeah that's my impression.

The best room mate I ever was the stoner who played WoW all the time.  Living with him was pretty much the same as removing one bedroom from your apartment, cutting the rent in half and getting a free upgrade for the internet package.  The only sings we ever saw of him were the occasional pizza delivery and a faint aroma of pot on the balcony. It was like living with an overweight,  slightly flatulent ninja.
2013-10-09 03:12:02 PM
11 votes:
I was into rooming with Lauren before she sold out and went mainstream.  Got a really cool roommate now but you probably never heard of her
GBB [TotalFark]
2013-10-09 02:56:35 PM
8 votes:

highendmighty: It's not strange that she has had so many roommates?  Testimonials are nice, but the turnover seems to be a big issue for some reason.


Suicides
2013-10-09 04:31:02 PM
6 votes:

MythDragon:  It's like having a wife I don't have sex with.



That statement is redundant.
2013-10-09 02:44:10 PM
5 votes:
The ad is obviously fake.  I can tell by the picture:

i105.photobucket.com
There's no way that could be me.  I'd never look that good in a two piece.
2013-10-09 02:27:50 PM
5 votes:
Hmmm... Ad doesn't seem to mention if she's into casual beej.
2013-10-09 03:13:43 PM
4 votes:

you are a puppet: Well she's apparently good at cooking and will cook for you. I like that, and the cleanness is a plus. Not a big fan of the excessive self-congratulation of it all though. I also am not fond of the idea of having a girl roommate. Or a guy roommate. I would rather pay twice the rent than deal with a roommate again (I've never even argued with roommates before, I just always secretly hate them for being in MY home)


Yeppers. Had a roomie who went from being laidback, hardworking and liked to cook but changed immediately once she was in MY apartment. Suddenly, she couldn't work because she had "headaches" that only pot and a 3am trip to the ER for morphine/demerol would cure. The only thing she was willing to be awake for was downloading music on Napster and trolling for suckers in chat rooms. Never had money for rent, always had money for pot.

I waited until she visited friends out of town, then I moved to a new location by myself, leaving her without a single stick of furniture or pots and pans. Then she showed up at my workplace, claiming I was only hurting myself by not paying for all her bills and giving her a free place to live. WTF? She didn't know I'd paid a fee and gotten my name taken off the lease. Heh.
2013-10-09 02:34:01 PM
4 votes:
I don't care what "Daphna" and "Neiki" think.  They never get my coffee order correct.
2013-10-09 02:30:51 PM
4 votes:
I'm suing Lauren for using my picture without permission.
2013-10-09 03:04:30 PM
3 votes:

Dadoo: mcreadyblue: Gecko Gingrich: Nadie_AZ: Ironic naked man?

Well, were you expecting a naked man to be in the background of the picture?

Well, if its on Fark, yes.

Okay, maybe I'm missing the joke, here, but everyone actually sees the naked man in the background of the picture, right?


How long have you been seeing these invisible naked men?
2013-10-09 02:29:21 PM
3 votes:
Ad doesn't feature the critical landlord quote: "She never missed rent and didn't trash the place with clove-cigarettes and drunken hipster douchebag guests."

I don't really care what the cast of "Girls" thinks about her.
2013-10-09 09:39:08 PM
2 votes:
I found another picture of her...

www.summercampculture.com
2013-10-09 03:21:00 PM
2 votes:
Well she's always welcome to come live with me. I've got an extra dungeon er, room down in my basement.

www.scrapbookpages.com

I wonder if she puts the lotion in the basket on the first 'date'?
2013-10-09 02:58:13 PM
2 votes:

Typhoid: I don't have a pony in this race but I'll point out that not everyone has roommates one at a time. Some people share a house with 6 people (*cough* college *cough*).


yeah, one of my 6 roomates used to take a dump in a plastic Solo cup and put it under people's beds.  One of them practiced drums every day but wasn't ever in a band.  One was a violent blackout drunk.  One used to scream out our livingroom window down to people on the street every night.  (one was kind of normal)  None of them paid bills or cleaned or did dishes.  I'll take the attention craving bikini girl who cooks.
2013-10-09 02:39:39 PM
2 votes:
Did anyone else stare at 2 chicks in bikinis and then find Waldo the NSFW "ironic naked man" ?  Was that a test?
2013-10-09 02:32:45 PM
2 votes:

highendmighty: It's not strange that she has had so many roommates?  Testimonials are nice, but the turnover seems to be a big issue for some reason.


Meh, she can move in with me. I have a fully furnished dungeon, I mean apartment, in the basement. Shower, sink, stove, St. Andrews Cross, spanking bench, and swing all included.
2013-10-09 02:29:40 PM
2 votes:
I want to live with her based on the picture alone.  F*ck the words, if she can attract sculpted naked men to between her legs, I'm in.
2013-10-09 02:25:28 PM
2 votes:
Will she let me hook up my play station and spend hours and hours on the couch?
2013-10-10 03:44:53 AM
1 votes:

stuhayes2010: CruJones: She sounds exhausting

This.  I dated a Lauren type once, it was exhausting.  And it was amazing that someone who talked about themselves so much, she had very few stories.  So you get to hear the same ones over and over.


I've found that hipsters are a lot like talking to people with Alzheimer;s. They think everything they find is new, their stories are the same over and over, they need assistance to function normally, and they generally tend to smell..
2013-10-09 05:15:46 PM
1 votes:

MythDragon: It's like having a wife I don't have sex with.



www.lexisnexis.com

Is there another kind?
2013-10-09 04:55:57 PM
1 votes:

MythDragon: you are a puppet: I also am not fond of the idea of having a girl roommate. Or a guy roommate. I would rather pay twice the rent than deal with a roommate again (I've never even argued with roommates before, I just always secretly hate them for being in MY home)

I've got a girl roomate. She is my cousin's best friend. She was going through a divorce and I told her she could crash at my place while she got sorted out. She showed up with a moving truck one day. That was 5 years ago. She doesn't pay rent, but does all the cooking (quite well), grocery shopping, cleans all the dishes, does my laundry, vacums, and even does misc stuff like painting the living room . Namely all the stuff I don't want to do. She gets a room I wasn't using, I get all the housework done. It's like having a wife I don't have sex with.


So, like having a wife then.
2013-10-09 04:35:56 PM
1 votes:

MythDragon: you are a puppet: I also am not fond of the idea of having a girl roommate. Or a guy roommate. I would rather pay twice the rent than deal with a roommate again (I've never even argued with roommates before, I just always secretly hate them for being in MY home)

I've got a girl roomate. She is my cousin's best friend. She was going through a divorce and I told her she could crash at my place while she got sorted out. She showed up with a moving truck one day. That was 5 years ago. She doesn't pay rent, but does all the cooking (quite well), grocery shopping, cleans all the dishes, does my laundry, vacums, and even does misc stuff like painting the living room . Namely all the stuff I don't want to do. She gets a room I wasn't using, I get all the housework done. It's like having a wife I don't have sex with.


Well you could always start having sex with her...

Actually that sounds like a great arrangement, I would totally go for that but it would probably upset my wife who doesn't do any of that stuff but does have sex with me.  The real question is which do I value more, sex or a functional home life?

/let me know if she is looking to move to Canada
2013-10-09 04:08:15 PM
1 votes:
Unless the naked guy is a midget, thos girls look humongous. Sorry Lauren, my house only has 10 foot ceilings.
2013-10-09 03:43:17 PM
1 votes:
Craigslist? There can be only one ...

www.metalinsider.net
2013-10-09 03:38:05 PM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
The guy in the background looks a whole lot like Jemaine Clement.
2013-10-09 03:33:05 PM
1 votes:

Dadoo: mcreadyblue: Gecko Gingrich: Nadie_AZ: Ironic naked man?

Well, were you expecting a naked man to be in the background of the picture?

Well, if its on Fark, yes.

Okay, maybe I'm missing the joke, here, but everyone actually sees the naked man in the background of the picture, right?



i105.photobucket.com
2013-10-09 03:20:42 PM
1 votes:
Conclusion:Subby doesn't understand me.
2013-10-09 03:13:40 PM
1 votes:
Jesus Christ, pick a typeface!!
2013-10-09 02:59:15 PM
1 votes:
Yeah..but look close at the tits....uhhh...pass.
2013-10-09 02:57:46 PM
1 votes:

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: So Ironic means random...


that's ironic, I thought is was like rain on your wedding day.
2013-10-09 02:57:24 PM
1 votes:

DubyaHater: How does she feel about filling 90% of the fridge space with beer, being consistently late on the rent and spending the better part of my day playing XBox? Oh, and fapping. Lots of fapping at all hours of the day.


And the freezer being 90% full of pizzas.  And I'm not cleaning the pubes off the toilet...they'll eventually go away.
2013-10-09 02:55:40 PM
1 votes:
If she is that great why hasn't she managed to land a husband yet?

Also super trendy is not a good thing.
2013-10-09 02:36:20 PM
1 votes:
So there are six people who don't live with her anymore, I wonder why?
2013-10-09 02:33:37 PM
1 votes:
She can make scrambled eggs, can she also boil water?
2013-10-09 02:33:36 PM
1 votes:
She may have impeccable taste but her designs skills suck. She's the Powerpoint of friends.
2013-10-09 02:32:38 PM
1 votes:
Well she's apparently good at cooking and will cook for you. I like that, and the cleanness is a plus. Not a big fan of the excessive self-congratulation of it all though. I also am not fond of the idea of having a girl roommate. Or a guy roommate. I would rather pay twice the rent than deal with a roommate again (I've never even argued with roommates before, I just always secretly hate them for being in MY home)
2013-10-09 02:30:49 PM
1 votes:
I would have to see her ass.

I don't like a frumpy in the dumper.
2013-10-09 02:29:50 PM
1 votes:
It's not strange that she has had so many roommates?  Testimonials are nice, but the turnover seems to be a big issue for some reason.
2013-10-09 02:29:47 PM
1 votes:

CruJones: She sounds exhausting


This.  I dated a Lauren type once, it was exhausting.  And it was amazing that someone who talked about themselves so much, she had very few stories.  So you get to hear the same ones over and over.
2013-10-09 02:26:09 PM
1 votes:
She sounds exhausting
2013-10-09 02:25:34 PM
1 votes:
A bit on the creepy side, no?
 
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