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2013-10-09 04:26:48 PM

you are a puppet: I also am not fond of the idea of having a girl roommate. Or a guy roommate. I would rather pay twice the rent than deal with a roommate again (I've never even argued with roommates before, I just always secretly hate them for being in MY home)


I've got a girl roomate. She is my cousin's best friend. She was going through a divorce and I told her she could crash at my place while she got sorted out. She showed up with a moving truck one day. That was 5 years ago. She doesn't pay rent, but does all the cooking (quite well), grocery shopping, cleans all the dishes, does my laundry, vacums, and even does misc stuff like painting the living room . Namely all the stuff I don't want to do. She gets a room I wasn't using, I get all the housework done. It's like having a wife I don't have sex with.
 
2013-10-09 04:30:59 PM

Slaves2Darkness: highendmighty: It's not strange that she has had so many roommates?  Testimonials are nice, but the turnover seems to be a big issue for some reason.

Meh, she can move in with me. I have a fully furnished dungeon, I mean apartment, in the basement. Shower, sink, stove, St. Andrews Cross, spanking bench, and swing all included.


I'll trade off weekends with ya. Don't have a furnished dungeon errr..."basement" but do have a nice big, fenced in back yard with a tether line.
 
2013-10-09 04:31:02 PM

MythDragon:  It's like having a wife I don't have sex with.



That statement is redundant.
 
2013-10-09 04:35:56 PM

MythDragon: you are a puppet: I also am not fond of the idea of having a girl roommate. Or a guy roommate. I would rather pay twice the rent than deal with a roommate again (I've never even argued with roommates before, I just always secretly hate them for being in MY home)

I've got a girl roomate. She is my cousin's best friend. She was going through a divorce and I told her she could crash at my place while she got sorted out. She showed up with a moving truck one day. That was 5 years ago. She doesn't pay rent, but does all the cooking (quite well), grocery shopping, cleans all the dishes, does my laundry, vacums, and even does misc stuff like painting the living room . Namely all the stuff I don't want to do. She gets a room I wasn't using, I get all the housework done. It's like having a wife I don't have sex with.


Well you could always start having sex with her...

Actually that sounds like a great arrangement, I would totally go for that but it would probably upset my wife who doesn't do any of that stuff but does have sex with me.  The real question is which do I value more, sex or a functional home life?

/let me know if she is looking to move to Canada
 
2013-10-09 04:52:41 PM

Egoy3k: MythDragon: you are a puppet: I also am not fond of the idea of having a girl roommate. Or a guy roommate. I would rather pay twice the rent than deal with a roommate again (I've never even argued with roommates before, I just always secretly hate them for being in MY home)

I've got a girl roomate. She is my cousin's best friend. She was going through a divorce and I told her she could crash at my place while she got sorted out. She showed up with a moving truck one day. That was 5 years ago. She doesn't pay rent, but does all the cooking (quite well), grocery shopping, cleans all the dishes, does my laundry, vacums, and even does misc stuff like painting the living room . Namely all the stuff I don't want to do. She gets a room I wasn't using, I get all the housework done. It's like having a wife I don't have sex with.

Well you could always start having sex with her...

Actually that sounds like a great arrangement, I would totally go for that but it would probably upset my wife who doesn't do any of that stuff but does have sex with me.  The real question is which do I value more, sex or a functional home life?

/let me know if she is looking to move to Canada


I like thin asian girls. She's none of those (except for the girl part)
 
2013-10-09 04:52:51 PM
Would hit it but if I'm being critical (hey, this is Fark) she looks a little untoned and flabby. But her weight is good, so that's a start.
 
2013-10-09 04:55:57 PM

MythDragon: you are a puppet: I also am not fond of the idea of having a girl roommate. Or a guy roommate. I would rather pay twice the rent than deal with a roommate again (I've never even argued with roommates before, I just always secretly hate them for being in MY home)

I've got a girl roomate. She is my cousin's best friend. She was going through a divorce and I told her she could crash at my place while she got sorted out. She showed up with a moving truck one day. That was 5 years ago. She doesn't pay rent, but does all the cooking (quite well), grocery shopping, cleans all the dishes, does my laundry, vacums, and even does misc stuff like painting the living room . Namely all the stuff I don't want to do. She gets a room I wasn't using, I get all the housework done. It's like having a wife I don't have sex with.


So, like having a wife then.
 
2013-10-09 05:13:48 PM
The flyer's over-fonted.

Next.
 
2013-10-09 05:15:46 PM

MythDragon: It's like having a wife I don't have sex with.



www.lexisnexis.com

Is there another kind?
 
2013-10-09 05:27:25 PM
Serious question here - why do Hipsters were that nasty ski cap pulled half off their head? I'm the type of person who is always hot. Summer, spring fall, winter. I wear polo shirts all year long because I'll sweat through a dress shirt in no time. During the summers, I'll leave a puddle if I stand in one place for any length of time.

Aside from trying to look... let's say "cool", why the fark would you wear a ski cap in the summer?
 
2013-10-09 05:31:21 PM
Ad FAIL. I didn't read one thing about how good she is at BJs and that is pretty much a deal breaker for me.
 
2013-10-09 05:50:21 PM
Imagine that poster trying to snag a girlfriend/boyfriend instead.  Then it's really creepy.
 
m00
2013-10-09 05:50:49 PM

Egoy3k: The best room mate I ever was the stoner who played WoW all the time. Living with him was pretty much the same as removing one bedroom from your apartment, cutting the rent in half and getting a free upgrade for the internet package. The only sings we ever saw of him were the occasional pizza delivery and a faint aroma of pot on the balcony. It was like living with an overweight, slightly flatulent ninja.


Roomie?! Is that you?!
 
m00
2013-10-09 05:53:37 PM

Cheron: I was into rooming with Lauren before she sold out and went mainstream.  Got a really cool roommate now but you probably never heard of her


/thread
 
m00
2013-10-09 05:54:44 PM

Egoy3k: It's like having a wife I don't have sex with.


So... a wife.
 
2013-10-09 05:56:05 PM
Roommate? No. Not looking for one of those. Sex slave? Sure. She looks like she'd be good for a romp in the sack...gotta remember the ball-gag, though.
 
2013-10-09 06:03:58 PM
She sounds boring as shiat. Housework and parties* are for people too dim to have a hobby. Posting offensive jokes on the internet, now there's a hobby!

/*also, politics.
 
2013-10-09 06:07:26 PM
I'm the first?
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-09 06:15:33 PM

jnapier: I'm the first?
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x256]


What does Justin Bieber have to do with this thread?
 
2013-10-09 06:23:53 PM

Valiente: Ad doesn't feature the critical landlord quote: "She never missed rent and didn't trash the place with clove-cigarettes and drunken hipster douchebag guests."

I don't really care what the cast of "Girls" thinks about her.


Oh, gosh. I smoked cloves for years (still do but not as much since they are now made as heavier "cigars") and only discovered a couple years ago how much they really DO stink up the house.

/I smoke 'em only outside on the porch these days so I guess I'm getting better. Kind of.
 
2013-10-09 06:49:29 PM
Wow. Look at all the people subby doesn't understand!
 
2013-10-09 06:50:22 PM
1. I really don't know how people can bear to have roommates who aren't legally married or related to them. Living with friends SUCKS. It ruins friendships. Living with strangers SUCKS MORE.

2. The girl sounds like a real pain in the ass extrovert. No thanks.

3. Honestly, if you can't afford to live in a bigger place with a bunch of idiots, then find a smaller place and live alone. It's much more comfortable. You can walk around naked and skip doing dishes for a day, and nobody leaves you a passive-aggressive note. You can eat ANYTHING in the fridge or cupboards without someone biatching at you. You can listen to whatever music you want, at whatever volume you want, at any time of the day. You can have sex on the couch without worrying about someone passing through.

How the HELL do people put up with roommates? I'd sooner live in my car than put up with roommates. A wife? Sure. Parents or siblings? Tolerable. Roommates who have no ties to you? FORGET IT.
 
2013-10-09 07:23:18 PM
ZeroCorpse:

How the HELL do people put up with roommates? I'd sooner live in my car than put up with roommates. A wife? Sure. Parents or siblings? Tolerable. Roommates who have no ties to you? FORGET IT.

I always had good experiences with roommates, but then again they were all passive, but smart and interesting stoners, and my friends.  On the flip side, if I had to live with any of my family, I'd have a mental breakdown within days.

I learned many good lessons in patience, picking battles, and just letting shiat slide.

Roommates eating your shiat?  Get a mini fridge.
Not cleaning dishes?  Use paper plates.
Cluttered common rooms?  Start picking shiat up.

To be honest, I don't understand why everyone has such a problem with roommates.  I lived with 5 people in a tiny-ass house, and was none the worse for wear.  Then again, they were all my friends, and I knew how they lived before I moved in... I guess if you are having problems with roommates, you are choosing poorly.
 
2013-10-09 07:41:29 PM

ZeroCorpse: Honestly, if you can't afford to live in a bigger place with a bunch of idiots, then find a smaller place and live alone. It's much more comfortable. You can walk around naked and skip doing dishes for a day, and nobody leaves you a passive-aggressive note. You can eat ANYTHING in the fridge or cupboards without someone biatching at you. You can listen to whatever music you want, at whatever volume you want, at any time of the day. You can have sex on the couch without worrying about someone passing through.


Judging by the background on the poster, she lives in or somewhere near San Francisco.  A tiny studio apartment in a non-hellish part of town would probably start at $1,500/month.
 
2013-10-09 08:09:52 PM

ZeroCorpse: 1. I really don't know how people can bear to have roommates who aren't legally married or related to them. Living with friends SUCKS. It ruins friendships. Living with strangers SUCKS MORE.

2. The girl sounds like a real pain in the ass extrovert. No thanks.

3. Honestly, if you can't afford to live in a bigger place with a bunch of idiots, then find a smaller place and live alone. It's much more comfortable. You can walk around naked and skip doing dishes for a day, and nobody leaves you a passive-aggressive note. You can eat ANYTHING in the fridge or cupboards without someone biatching at you. You can listen to whatever music you want, at whatever volume you want, at any time of the day. You can have sex on the couch without worrying about someone passing through.

How the HELL do people put up with roommates? I'd sooner live in my car than put up with roommates. A wife? Sure. Parents or siblings? Tolerable. Roommates who have no ties to you? FORGET IT.


I had a roommate for several years when I was in my 20's. We were co-workers, and got along well, but weren't really close friends, which I think actually helped. I did my thing, he did his thing, and we split the bills. That was pretty much it. We shared a townhouse for nearly four years with no problems.
 
2013-10-09 09:14:06 PM

Rindred: Slaves2Darkness: highendmighty: It's not strange that she has had so many roommates?  Testimonials are nice, but the turnover seems to be a big issue for some reason.

Meh, she can move in with me. I have a fully furnished dungeon, I mean apartment, in the basement. Shower, sink, stove, St. Andrews Cross, spanking bench, and swing all included.

Wait, do I know you?


No. People like you are EVERYWHERE.
 
2013-10-09 09:39:08 PM
I found another picture of her...

www.summercampculture.com
 
2013-10-09 10:17:12 PM
She can cook scrambled eggs and mac and cheese? Give her a farking medal!
 
2013-10-09 10:17:57 PM

highendmighty: It's not strange that she has had so many roommates?  Testimonials are nice, but the turnover seems to be a big issue for some reason.


For nyc, no.
 
2013-10-09 10:37:23 PM
 Craigslist? There can be only one ...

[www.metalinsider.net image 563x402]



0.tqn.comt
 
2013-10-09 10:39:20 PM
She seems really, really into wanting to be liked by other people, and that's nice and all, but will she pay rent on time?
 
2013-10-09 10:41:35 PM

MythDragon: you are a puppet: I also am not fond of the idea of having a girl roommate. Or a guy roommate. I would rather pay twice the rent than deal with a roommate again (I've never even argued with roommates before, I just always secretly hate them for being in MY home)

I've got a girl roomate. She is my cousin's best friend. She was going through a divorce and I told her she could crash at my place while she got sorted out. She showed up with a moving truck one day. That was 5 years ago. She doesn't pay rent, but does all the cooking (quite well), grocery shopping, cleans all the dishes, does my laundry, vacums, and even does misc stuff like painting the living room . Namely all the stuff I don't want to do. She gets a room I wasn't using, I get all the housework done. It's like having a wife I don't have sex with.


The question is, if you bring another girl back home what would be her reaction?
 
2013-10-09 10:47:29 PM

boyvoyeur: Serious question here - why do Hipsters were that nasty ski cap pulled half off their head? I'm the type of person who is always hot. Summer, spring fall, winter. I wear polo shirts all year long because I'll sweat through a dress shirt in no time. During the summers, I'll leave a puddle if I stand in one place for any length of time.

Aside from trying to look... let's say "cool", why the fark would you wear a ski cap in the summer?


Because I'm not a human heater and I'd rather be too warm than too cold.

/or just to piss you off
//yeah, it's the second one
 
2013-10-09 11:45:21 PM
Actually, that's brilliant.
 
2013-10-10 12:04:33 AM
Don't forget her's and every other hipster's permanent houseguests:
doblelol.com
 
2013-10-10 03:44:53 AM

stuhayes2010: CruJones: She sounds exhausting

This.  I dated a Lauren type once, it was exhausting.  And it was amazing that someone who talked about themselves so much, she had very few stories.  So you get to hear the same ones over and over.


I've found that hipsters are a lot like talking to people with Alzheimer;s. They think everything they find is new, their stories are the same over and over, they need assistance to function normally, and they generally tend to smell..
 
2013-10-10 09:19:29 AM

Dadoo: mcreadyblue: Gecko Gingrich: Nadie_AZ: Ironic naked man?

Well, were you expecting a naked man to be in the background of the picture?

Well, if its on Fark, yes.

Okay, maybe I'm missing the joke, here, but everyone actually sees the naked man in the background of the picture, right?


I think it's just you.
 
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