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(Visual News)   If you don't want to live with this girl after this Craigslist ad, I don't understand you   (visualnews.com) divider line 137
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2013-10-09 02:25:08 PM  
Hipster?  No thanks.
 
2013-10-09 02:25:28 PM  
Will she let me hook up my play station and spend hours and hours on the couch?
 
2013-10-09 02:25:34 PM  
A bit on the creepy side, no?
 
2013-10-09 02:26:09 PM  
She sounds exhausting
 
2013-10-09 02:27:50 PM  
Hmmm... Ad doesn't seem to mention if she's into casual beej.
 
2013-10-09 02:27:53 PM  
Nope nope nope.
 
2013-10-09 02:28:18 PM  
I'll let her live with me, oh yeah.

/Come on, girl where are you going?  Was it something I said?  Wait, come back, don't be like this.  I can change!
 
2013-10-09 02:29:21 PM  
Ad doesn't feature the critical landlord quote: "She never missed rent and didn't trash the place with clove-cigarettes and drunken hipster douchebag guests."

I don't really care what the cast of "Girls" thinks about her.
 
2013-10-09 02:29:40 PM  
I want to live with her based on the picture alone.  F*ck the words, if she can attract sculpted naked men to between her legs, I'm in.
 
2013-10-09 02:29:47 PM  

CruJones: She sounds exhausting


This.  I dated a Lauren type once, it was exhausting.  And it was amazing that someone who talked about themselves so much, she had very few stories.  So you get to hear the same ones over and over.
 
2013-10-09 02:29:50 PM  
It's not strange that she has had so many roommates?  Testimonials are nice, but the turnover seems to be a big issue for some reason.
 
2013-10-09 02:29:50 PM  

CruJones: She sounds exhausting


It also sounds like she needs constant praising and reassurance.
 
2013-10-09 02:30:49 PM  
I would have to see her ass.

I don't like a frumpy in the dumper.
 
2013-10-09 02:30:51 PM  
I'm suing Lauren for using my picture without permission.
 
2013-10-09 02:31:13 PM  

tuna fingers: Hmmm... Ad doesn't seem to mention if she's into casual beej.


Look at her Twitter profile pic and make that decision for yourself. (gotta RTFA)
 
2013-10-09 02:32:20 PM  
Ironic naked man?
 
2013-10-09 02:32:38 PM  
Well she's apparently good at cooking and will cook for you. I like that, and the cleanness is a plus. Not a big fan of the excessive self-congratulation of it all though. I also am not fond of the idea of having a girl roommate. Or a guy roommate. I would rather pay twice the rent than deal with a roommate again (I've never even argued with roommates before, I just always secretly hate them for being in MY home)
 
2013-10-09 02:32:45 PM  

highendmighty: It's not strange that she has had so many roommates?  Testimonials are nice, but the turnover seems to be a big issue for some reason.


Meh, she can move in with me. I have a fully furnished dungeon, I mean apartment, in the basement. Shower, sink, stove, St. Andrews Cross, spanking bench, and swing all included.
 
2013-10-09 02:32:46 PM  

trucktrash: tuna fingers: Hmmm... Ad doesn't seem to mention if she's into casual beej.

Look at her Twitter profile pic and make that decision for yourself. (gotta RTFA)


post pic for those of us at work.
 
2013-10-09 02:33:03 PM  
Might as well say, "Turn your life into a television sitcom!"
 
2013-10-09 02:33:12 PM  
Attention whore. Thinks world revolves around herself.
 
2013-10-09 02:33:36 PM  
She may have impeccable taste but her designs skills suck. She's the Powerpoint of friends.
 
2013-10-09 02:33:37 PM  
She can make scrambled eggs, can she also boil water?
 
2013-10-09 02:33:46 PM  
definitely not neurotic = neurotic as a motherf*cker.
 
2013-10-09 02:34:01 PM  
I don't care what "Daphna" and "Neiki" think.  They never get my coffee order correct.
 
2013-10-09 02:35:30 PM  
She sounds annoying.  I'm guessing she's trying to "make it" in graphic design.  She'd probably pester you constantly about anything and everything and since she "makes awesome mac and cheese" and "always shares" I'm guessing she NEEDS you to eat her food and tell her how awesome it is.

/I make good curry.
//fulfil me with your "mmm" sounds.
 
2013-10-09 02:35:42 PM  
Copy paste for the work firewall challenged?
 
2013-10-09 02:35:56 PM  

CruJones: She sounds exhausting


Yeah that's my impression.

The best room mate I ever was the stoner who played WoW all the time.  Living with him was pretty much the same as removing one bedroom from your apartment, cutting the rent in half and getting a free upgrade for the internet package.  The only sings we ever saw of him were the occasional pizza delivery and a faint aroma of pot on the balcony. It was like living with an overweight,  slightly flatulent ninja.
 
2013-10-09 02:36:00 PM  

theflatline: trucktrash: tuna fingers: Hmmm... Ad doesn't seem to mention if she's into casual beej.

Look at her Twitter profile pic and make that decision for yourself. (gotta RTFA)

post pic for those of us at work.


si0.twimg.com
 
2013-10-09 02:36:20 PM  
So there are six people who don't live with her anymore, I wonder why?
 
2013-10-09 02:37:58 PM  
I don't want to live with her, but I wouldn't mind adopting her. That's my plan to have people to take care of me when I'm old. Adopt a competent young adult. You get grandkids, and never have to change a diaper/bail out a troubled teen.
 
2013-10-09 02:38:20 PM  

blatz514: theflatline: trucktrash: tuna fingers: Hmmm... Ad doesn't seem to mention if she's into casual beej.

Look at her Twitter profile pic and make that decision for yourself. (gotta RTFA)

post pic for those of us at work.

[si0.twimg.com image 500x500]


This could work!
 
2013-10-09 02:39:00 PM  
Seems needy...I'll pass
 
2013-10-09 02:39:12 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: highendmighty: It's not strange that she has had so many roommates?  Testimonials are nice, but the turnover seems to be a big issue for some reason.

Meh, she can move in with me. I have a fully furnished dungeon, I mean apartment, in the basement. Shower, sink, stove, St. Andrews Cross, spanking bench, and swing all included.


Wait, do I know you?
 
2013-10-09 02:39:39 PM  
Did anyone else stare at 2 chicks in bikinis and then find Waldo the NSFW "ironic naked man" ?  Was that a test?
 
2013-10-09 02:39:42 PM  

GooberMcFly: I want to live with her based on the picture alone.  F*ck the words, if she can attract sculpted naked men to between her legs, I'm in.


How hard could that be?

/admittedly I've never tried to
 
2013-10-09 02:40:22 PM  
How bout no?
 
2013-10-09 02:40:27 PM  
What is this word I see used so much?  Ironic? What does it mean? Ironic?

Ironic naked man in the background?

So Ironic means random...
 
2013-10-09 02:40:53 PM  
Is this not the chick that used to be fat on "friends"?
 
2013-10-09 02:41:18 PM  
I'd sleep with her but I'm gonna have to say no on the roommate thing.
 
2013-10-09 02:41:44 PM  

kiroh: A bit on the creepy side, no?


I was going to say: ATTENTION WHORE!!

But maybe I'm just misreading her. I volunteer to check her out, thoroughly
 
2013-10-09 02:42:29 PM  
well.  if i were to get a new roommate, i would look for the following:

1) committed relationship with someone else who lives alone

2) works a lot (80 hours or more per week)
 
2013-10-09 02:42:52 PM  
Best roommate ad:

"I'm never there, but I pay my share of the rent on time."
 
2013-10-09 02:42:58 PM  
I have had cheerful roommates who talk a lot and can cook.  I'm a'ight with that. It's the moody, depressive types who leave the sink full of dishes that I got tired of.
 
2013-10-09 02:44:10 PM  
The ad is obviously fake.  I can tell by the picture:

i105.photobucket.com
There's no way that could be me.  I'd never look that good in a two piece.
 
2013-10-09 02:44:24 PM  

Gaseous Anomaly: GooberMcFly: I want to live with her based on the picture alone.  F*ck the words, if she can attract sculpted naked men to between her legs, I'm in.

How hard could that be?

/admittedly I've never tried to


Pretty easy, actually - unless you're a man. Then, it's a little more difficult (but not impossible).
 
2013-10-09 02:45:41 PM  

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: What is this word I see used so much?  Ironic? What does it mean? Ironic?

Ironic naked man in the background?

So Ironic means random...


don't get me started.  Ironic in the Hipster sense usually means "opposite" or "purposely contradictory for attention", but in this pic it's "random" as you say, and still completely misused.  Fark doesn't need more reasons to dislike hipsters and all they stand for.  Why do they make it so easy?!!!
 
2013-10-09 02:45:49 PM  
The use of every font except Comic Sans tells me everything I need to know.
 
2013-10-09 02:45:51 PM  

vudukungfu: Is this not the chick that used to be fat on "friends"?


Ha, she's on my TV screen right now, because Cougar Town is on for some reason. Funny thing is her face isn't the most farked up via surgery one on this show. Kate from Drew Carey looks like a weird mannequin.
 
2013-10-09 02:46:39 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Ironic naked man?


Well, were you expecting a naked man to be in the background of the picture?
 
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