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(LA Times)   Spam flavored macadamia nuts. Because "it seemed like a good idea"   (latimes.com) divider line 64
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2013-10-09 03:02:41 PM
I admit it. I love Spam.
 
2013-10-09 04:02:31 PM
Makes perfect sense. That combination is 937% Hawai'ian.
 
2013-10-09 04:42:02 PM
So did sticking it in her pooper, but she took a smoothie to my haid.
 
2013-10-09 04:44:13 PM
I finally had "Spam Musubi" basically tastes like taking a bite out of a salt lick.
 
2013-10-09 04:48:15 PM
Wow. Read that first word really wrong.
 
2013-10-09 04:48:40 PM

flucto: I admit it. I love Spam.


Love it too. Great scrambled with eggs.

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2013-10-09 04:53:22 PM

brap: I finally had "Spam Musubi" basically tastes like taking a bite out of a salt lick.


I make it at home.  The sweeter the rice the less salty it tastes, and a quick pan fry of the Spam helps as well.  They sell a lower sodium Spam but it tastes more like the entrails that it is.  DO NOT try the turkey spam.  I took one for the team on that one.
 
2013-10-09 04:53:56 PM
I haven't had the Jalapeno spam.
Might be worth the 10 points on the cholesterol test.

Chunk up summat with some pineapple and scrambled eggs and a little melty cheese.
Oh yeah. There's a Saturday morning.
 
2013-10-09 04:53:59 PM
Just because you CAN doesn't mean you SHOULD.
 
2013-10-09 04:55:04 PM

MagSeven: Wow. Read that first word really wrong.


Yeah me too, I had 'Spom floroned macdonald nufs...'
What did you get?
 
2013-10-09 04:56:59 PM

MagSeven: Wow. Read that first word really wrong.



Me too.  I was mad.  How the hell are you going to go making macadamias that taste like sperm?  Now all the ladies are going to be putting those nuts in their mouths instead.  The day I'm C-Blocked by a can of food..

But then, I was like, "Oh!  SPAM flavored.  Carry on."
 
2013-10-09 05:00:43 PM
"I believe I'll depart for Hawaii!"
prawo.vagla.pl
 
2013-10-09 05:00:53 PM
"But if you're imagining little pink nuts covered in some sort of Spam meat dust..."

Then you may be a gay pedophile?
 
2013-10-09 05:02:05 PM
I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!!
 
2013-10-09 05:04:39 PM
My mom made a Hawaii trip this year and brought me back 2 cans of these Spam macadamia nuts. I was a bit skeptical at first; but they weren't scary at all, and tasted pretty darn good. My wife even tried one and didn't disapprove. She doesn't like Spam or really salty snacks, so that's basically a thumbs up there, too.
 
2013-10-09 05:05:06 PM
Gazebo!
 
2013-10-09 05:05:23 PM
Fried Spam = yum
Spam straight from the can = ewww
 
2013-10-09 05:08:07 PM

BKITU: Makes perfect sense. That combination is 937% Hawai'ian.


I could see them making this the new national food.
 
2013-10-09 05:09:21 PM
So help me out, Fark.

There are all sort of racial stereotypes.  I was discussing this with wife and friends when we wondered what white stereotypes were.  We thought it would be funny if we could create a new one, and I came up with the stereotype: "White people just love the heck out of Macadamia nuts."

Because, we do.  We love the heck out of them.  We love the very idea of them.

Now I can hear nonwhite farkers saying "Wait!  But...I love Macadamia nuts, too!"  And that is fine.  That is how we feel when we love something stereotypical of a different race.

So help me spread this.  Just tell someone a few times this week "white people love Macadamia nuts".

My goal will be complete when I hear a perfect stranger say it one day.....
 
2013-10-09 05:16:32 PM
Assumed "...in Hawaii" before clicking on the link; not surprised.
 
2013-10-09 05:18:09 PM

abfalter: So help me out, Fark.

There are all sort of racial stereotypes.  I was discussing this with wife and friends when we wondered what white stereotypes were.  We thought it would be funny if we could create a new one, and I came up with the stereotype: "White people just love the heck out of Macadamia nuts."

Because, we do.  We love the heck out of them.  We love the very idea of them.

Now I can hear nonwhite farkers saying "Wait!  But...I love Macadamia nuts, too!"  And that is fine.  That is how we feel when we love something stereotypical of a different race.

So help me spread this.  Just tell someone a few times this week "white people love Macadamia nuts".

My goal will be complete when I hear a perfect stranger say it one day.....


Dave Chappel taught me that white people don't use wash clothes and Aaron MacGruder's Boondocks taught me that white folks love cheese.
 
2013-10-09 05:18:29 PM
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Yes, that is Spam flavoured lip gloss.

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2013-10-09 05:19:17 PM
Hello sir,

I am a snack company from Nigeria.  Recently, we have gotten a shipment macadamia nuts but have no place to store them.  If you could leave us the keys and address to your house we can store them in your basement and give you 30% of what we keep in your house temporarily...
 
2013-10-09 05:20:03 PM

redsquid: abfalter: So help me out, Fark.

There are all sort of racial stereotypes.  I was discussing this with wife and friends when we wondered what white stereotypes were.  We thought it would be funny if we could create a new one, and I came up with the stereotype: "White people just love the heck out of Macadamia nuts."

Because, we do.  We love the heck out of them.  We love the very idea of them.

Now I can hear nonwhite farkers saying "Wait!  But...I love Macadamia nuts, too!"  And that is fine.  That is how we feel when we love something stereotypical of a different race.

So help me spread this.  Just tell someone a few times this week "white people love Macadamia nuts".

My goal will be complete when I hear a perfect stranger say it one day.....

Dave Chappel taught me that white people don't use wash clothes and Aaron MacGruder's Boondocks taught me that white folks love cheese.


What is funny is this: I'm married to a black woman.  She always uses a washcloth in the shower and I always just use the bar of soap without one.
 
2013-10-09 05:20:37 PM
Mukluk, mukluk!
 
2013-10-09 05:21:12 PM
SPAM's vastly inferior competition
www.sogoodblog.com
 
2013-10-09 05:23:35 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: SPAM's vastly inferior competition
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Sweet Jesus, they didn't even begin to disguise those bone sprayings.
 
2013-10-09 05:24:40 PM
These Spam flavored MAC Nuts have been out for a while now, as in years...
 
2013-10-09 05:24:55 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: SPAM's vastly inferior competition


I've eaten many strange foods in many countries.

That actually made me quesy...
 
2013-10-09 05:25:18 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: SPAM's vastly inferior competition
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Oh!  My beloved Potted Meat Food Product!

Not that I ever actually ATE any.  But the list of ingrediants is wonderful.  "Partially defatted fatty beef tissue", "mechanically separated pork", etc.
 
2013-10-09 05:27:03 PM

macsavageg4: Mukluk, mukluk!


Bulbous Bouffant.
 
Ant
2013-10-09 05:27:42 PM

flucto: I admit it. I love Spam.


I do too. There's a burger place near me that makes a hamburger called the Maui Wowie with pineapple and spam as toppings. Mmmmmm...
 
2013-10-09 05:30:10 PM
It's Hawai'i; they seriously love their SPAM.
 
2013-10-09 05:31:24 PM
The Manhattan Project was a good idea at the time.  History has deemed it one of the darkest moments of the 20th century.

Then man created SPAM.  Its just wrong in every way.
 
Ant
2013-10-09 05:31:32 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: SPAM's vastly inferior competition
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Eugh! I've actually eaten that crap before.
 
2013-10-09 05:31:41 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: SPAM's vastly inferior competition
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Pink slime straight from the can.  After the apocalypse that may be the last food available, and folks may well kill one another for it.  Until then . . . .
 
2013-10-09 05:32:54 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: SPAM's vastly inferior competition


now that shiat is nasty.
 
2013-10-09 05:33:51 PM

Ant: Mmmmmm...


Let's go.
 
2013-10-09 05:34:23 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: SPAM's vastly inferior competition
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2013-10-09 05:34:28 PM
Spam is AMAZING (cooked right) I even have a pair of Spam eating I got my first week here so I could fit in with the locals.

/I'm the only one with a pair
//Rock um anyways
///Don't judge me
 
2013-10-09 05:35:17 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: SPAM's vastly inferior competition


But it's America's Favorite! Even says so right on the can.

/hork
 
2013-10-09 05:42:44 PM
Am I the only one who has a spam blocker?
 
2013-10-09 05:43:14 PM
I finally have an excuse to post this pic:

i.imgur.com

This was "donated" to the local Food Share. Ingredients include "animal byproducts".
 
2013-10-09 05:54:48 PM
I followed the link to Amazon and clicked "buy now".  i'll let you know how they are in 2-4 days.  :D
 
2013-10-09 05:59:07 PM

mediablitz: I finally have an excuse to post this pic:

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This was "donated" to the local Food Share. Ingredients include "animal byproducts".


What the hell is "vegetarian duck"??
 
2013-10-09 05:59:55 PM

mediablitz: I could see them making this the new national food.


I doubt we could get the other 49 states to agree, but i am sure our man in the White House will do all he can.
 
2013-10-09 06:07:16 PM
Spam is apparantly very popular in Hawaii and has been since WW2.  They even serve it at MacDonalds and Burger King.
 
2013-10-09 06:08:28 PM

abfalter: So help me spread this. Just tell someone a few times this week "white people love Macadamia nuts".


Wrong:  Whiteys love pho.
 
2013-10-09 06:09:07 PM

ArcadianRefugee: What the hell is "vegetarian duck"??


Seitan
 
2013-10-09 06:11:56 PM

flucto: I admit it. I love Spam.


Me too, and macnuts.

And I grew up in Hawaii.  I've even converted my poor mainland haole wife into a spam lover.

But spam mac nuts?

no thanks.
 
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