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(Slate)   A comprehensive list of all the ways Obama insulted Republicans yesterday   (slate.com) divider line 193
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2013-10-09 12:26:11 PM
You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!
 
2013-10-09 12:26:59 PM
1. Presidenting while Black
 
2013-10-09 12:29:09 PM
Did he call Boehner a Gin Soaked, Former Trotskyiest, Popinjay? Because that is the best political insult ever.
 
2013-10-09 12:34:10 PM
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time
 
2013-10-09 12:34:10 PM
John you ignorant slut!
 
2013-10-09 12:34:11 PM
Thou wayward shard-borne codpiece!
 
2013-10-09 12:35:35 PM
You pusillanimous bag of wheat-gold goat manure!
 
2013-10-09 12:36:42 PM
Cracker
 
2013-10-09 12:37:51 PM
And yet he is still dancing around calling them wat they are

/ how long until members of the hose get charged as terrorist under the patriot act ?
 
2013-10-09 12:38:06 PM

Poot beer: Cracker


Dead Honkie.
 
2013-10-09 12:38:10 PM
Tea Partier.
 
2013-10-09 12:39:37 PM

Poot beer: Cracker


Account created:2012-12-12 22:49:38

Keep trying you'll get it.
 
2013-10-09 12:40:23 PM
Syphilis infected santorum coated cum-bubble
 
2013-10-09 12:40:33 PM
Back-alley, bow-legged dumpster whore with malignant narcissicism.
 
2013-10-09 12:42:20 PM
You big dummy.
 
2013-10-09 12:42:49 PM
Ctrl+F "zebra queefs"

Phrase not found.

Disappointed.
 
2013-10-09 12:42:53 PM
I liked where he told all the mean ol' Tea Partiers to stop being mean to Boehner and let him bring a bill to the floor.  I still think Boehner can taste that backhand through the mid-morning bourbon.
 
2013-10-09 12:44:28 PM
...mendacious, death-loving, frothing, lamprey-mouthed, inhuman, abominable, atrocious, verminous, rapacious, sadistic, bullying, invasive, grasping, psychopathic, twisted, warped, animalistic, belly-crawling, mouth-breathing, illiterate, innumerate, know-nothing, imbecilic, sheep-raping, horror movie extras masturbating into wads of money while fantasizing about war collateral damage...(inhale)...puppy-torturing, vacuous, mindless, nihilistic, evil, diseased, soulless, morally bankrupt, greedy, insecure, envious, kleptomaniac charnel-house mascots stewing in universal hatred for all life...(inhale)...toxic, ugly, bestial, humorless, loveless, compassionless, demonic human-shaped ruins forever slouching toward Bethlehem in search of some fresh nightmare to wreak on the defenseless via other people's money and heroism...(inhale)...Satanic monkey-shiat-throwing, cowardly, chickenhawkish, parasitic, baby's-candy-stealing, wife-beating, minority-purging, syphilitic Confederate poltergeists with erectile dysfunction...
 
2013-10-09 12:45:19 PM
It is even possible to insult people who have absolutely no shame nor any apparent sense of self awareness or reality?
 
2013-10-09 12:45:21 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: 1. Presidenting while Black


Why won't he even compromise about turning white?
 
2013-10-09 12:45:32 PM
...perverse, prurient, crocodile-eyed, necrophiliac mass-producers of human misery and gleeful destroyers of truth, justice, and the American way...sepulchre-hearted human deserts walking the Earth only to look for more victims...silly, stupid, ignorant bastards proud of every good thing they've never done, every person they've never been considerate toward, every fact they've never learned and will never acknowledge, and every virtue they will never possess or even attempt to comprehend...preternaturally drunken, bleary-eyed, zombie-like, empty vessels who wander aimlessly until given instruction by their masters...unthinking, unquestioning, unfeeling diabolus ex machina mockeries of the human condition, perpetually acting out a burlesque of the basest and least interesting psychological dysfunctions...
 
2013-10-09 12:45:44 PM

Mentat: You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!


I came in here for an argument!
 
2013-10-09 12:46:02 PM
Llama-felching shiat warlocks
 
2013-10-09 12:46:07 PM
...face-chewing, self-devouring, medieval barbarian museum dioramas and depraved Nazi homunculi preserved in formaldehyde to frighten children...sick, ominous, loathsome,  Nosferatu-impersonating Gollum-acolytes feasting on the flesh of our society while complaining about its taste...tax-evading, sommelier-abusing, election-buying, yacht-aficionado hemmorhoids flying flags of convenience and berating their six-year-old Chinese employees for requesting bathroom breaks...
 
2013-10-09 12:46:08 PM

Stile4aly: Bareefer Obonghit: 1. Presidenting while Black

Why won't he even compromise about turning white?


Michael Jackson compromised. Why won't Obama negotiate?!
 
2013-10-09 12:46:15 PM
Obama: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like John Bohener, Speaker of the House, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy, gin-soaked slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, orange, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shiat he is! Hallelujah! Holy shiat! Where's the Tylenol?
 
2013-10-09 12:46:40 PM

asquian: ...mendacious, death-loving, frothing, lamprey-mouthed, inhuman, abominable, atrocious, verminous, rapacious, sadistic, bullying, invasive, grasping, psychopathic, twisted, warped, animalistic, belly-crawling, mouth-breathing, illiterate, innumerate, know-nothing, imbecilic, sheep-raping, horror movie extras masturbating into wads of money while fantasizing about war collateral damage...(inhale)...puppy-torturing, vacuous, mindless, nihilistic, evil, diseased, soulless, morally bankrupt, greedy, insecure, envious, kleptomaniac charnel-house mascots stewing in universal hatred for all life...(inhale)...toxic, ugly, bestial, humorless, loveless, compassionless, demonic human-shaped ruins forever slouching toward Bethlehem in search of some fresh nightmare to wreak on the defenseless via other people's money and heroism...(inhale)...Satanic monkey-shiat-throwing, cowardly, chickenhawkish, parasitic, baby's-candy-stealing, wife-beating, minority-purging, syphilitic Confederate poltergeists with erectile dysfunction...


I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
 
2013-10-09 12:46:43 PM
Republicans, you vile, repulsive, scum.  You're not leading this country.  You're not contributing to this country.  You're not even part of this country.  You are the maggot-ridden rot that arises in this country's damaged flesh; you are the vultures constantly picking at us to see if we're weak enough yet to become your next meal; you create problems where none would otherwise exist, just to further weaken America and quicken your own insatiable appetites; you are garbage, and you are traitors.  And you are not welcome in this country anymore.
 
2013-10-09 12:47:20 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: asquian: ...mendacious, death-loving, frothing, lamprey-mouthed, inhuman, abominable, atrocious, verminous, rapacious, sadistic, bullying, invasive, grasping, psychopathic, twisted, warped, animalistic, belly-crawling, mouth-breathing, illiterate, innumerate, know-nothing, imbecilic, sheep-raping, horror movie extras masturbating into wads of money while fantasizing about war collateral damage...(inhale)...puppy-torturing, vacuous, mindless, nihilistic, evil, diseased, soulless, morally bankrupt, greedy, insecure, envious, kleptomaniac charnel-house mascots stewing in universal hatred for all life...(inhale)...toxic, ugly, bestial, humorless, loveless, compassionless, demonic human-shaped ruins forever slouching toward Bethlehem in search of some fresh nightmare to wreak on the defenseless via other people's money and heroism...(inhale)...Satanic monkey-shiat-throwing, cowardly, chickenhawkish, parasitic, baby's-candy-stealing, wife-beating, minority-purging, syphilitic Confederate poltergeists with erectile dysfunction...

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.


Not actually mine, but seemed appropriate:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/02/26/1068404/-Murdering-Lying-Th ie ving-Rat-F-Republican-Pieces-of-Sub-Amphibian-Sh
 
2013-10-09 12:47:31 PM

Stile4aly: Bareefer Obonghit: 1. Presidenting while Black

Why won't he even compromise about turning white?


He's halfway there.
 
2013-10-09 12:47:38 PM
My fellow Americans...
 
2013-10-09 12:48:09 PM
"You don't get a chance to call your bank and say I'm not going to pay my mortgage this month unless you throw in a new car and an Xbox."

Might be fun to try it anyway.
 
2013-10-09 12:49:23 PM
You traitorous oafs are the bleeding pustules on the sweaty ass of corporate cronyism, you sycophantic self-serving sh*ts. If you were impaled a spike made of rusty nails it would be to good for you.
 
2013-10-09 12:50:01 PM
I'm pretty sure they got insulted when he woke up this morning.
 
2013-10-09 12:50:55 PM
parasitic lampreys!
 
2013-10-09 12:50:56 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: 1. Presidenting while Black Democrat


FTFY
 
2013-10-09 12:51:19 PM

enry: I'm pretty sure they got insulted when he woke up this morning.


Came here to say that.
 
2013-10-09 12:51:30 PM
The most hilarious part is when Taxbongo called them "rich, hard-working Republicans".  Because in liberal circles, working a job is cause for insult.
 
2013-10-09 12:52:07 PM

asquian: ...perverse, prurient, crocodile-eyed, necrophiliac mass-producers of human misery and gleeful destroyers of truth, justice, and the American way...sepulchre-hearted human deserts walking the Earth only to look for more victims...silly, stupid, ignorant bastards proud of every good thing they've never done, every person they've never been considerate toward, every fact they've never learned and will never acknowledge, and every virtue they will never possess or even attempt to comprehend...preternaturally drunken, bleary-eyed, zombie-like, empty vessels who wander aimlessly until given instruction by their masters...unthinking, unquestioning, unfeeling diabolus ex machina mockeries of the human condition, perpetually acting out a burlesque of the basest and least interesting psychological dysfunctions...


...of Ulm.
 
2013-10-09 12:52:21 PM

Stile4aly: Bareefer Obonghit: 1. Presidenting while Black

Why won't he even compromise about turning white?


Or at least talk about it.
 
2013-10-09 12:52:55 PM
AWWWW...

Didums widdle webuwican's feewing get hurt?


Too farking bad!  suck it up and do your jobs and stop trying to fark this country because you don't like that the guy in office has the wrong letter next to his name.
 
2013-10-09 12:52:59 PM
Republicans had sex with a dead dog in broad daylight in front of a daycare center full of children.
 
2013-10-09 12:53:06 PM

robertus: Obama: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like John Bohener, Speaker of the House, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy, gin-soaked slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, orange, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shiat he is! Hallelujah! Holy shiat! Where's the Tylenol?


Mother f*cking win right here folks.
 
2013-10-09 12:53:14 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: You traitorous oafs are the bleeding pustules on the sweaty ass of corporate cronyism, you sycophantic self-serving sh*ts. If you were impaled a spike made of rusty nails it would be to good for you.the rusty nails.


FTFY.
 
2013-10-09 12:53:53 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: You traitorous oafs are the bleeding pustules on the sweaty ass of corporate cronyism, you sycophantic self-serving sh*ts. If you were impaled on a spike made of rusty nails it would be too good for you.


FTFM
 
2013-10-09 12:54:51 PM
Yeast-infected blowholes?
 
2013-10-09 12:55:09 PM
I love this thread so much.
 
2013-10-09 12:55:24 PM
I actually read the article, and other than him kind of seeming a little grandiose by comparing himself to a guest of honor on the Aisia trip, I have very little to criticize in his choice of words.

Except that they weren't more like asquian's above.
 
2013-10-09 12:55:33 PM
Since I assume they didn't like being compared to any of those things, do we now need some sort of subcategory in the LOPCATGOPATA?
 
2013-10-09 12:55:42 PM

ManateeGag: Bareefer Obonghit: 1. Presidenting while Black Democrat DemonCRAPS

FTFY


FTFFreeRepublic
 
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