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(Orlando Sentinel)   Drunk moose are becoming a problem overseas   ( divider line
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4698 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Oct 2013 at 12:22 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-09 11:42:24 AM  
A drunk moose once bit my sister....then tried to have sex with her.
2013-10-09 12:25:27 PM  
FTA -  "drunken moose gang"

Aren't they playing at the Filmore East on Saturday?
2013-10-09 12:26:07 PM  

Walker: A drunk moose once bit my sister....then tried to have sex with her.

I couldn't help it. Rough is how I roll.
2013-10-09 12:28:31 PM  
Hide yer sister.
2013-10-09 12:29:07 PM  

Walker: A drunk moose once bit my sister....then tried to have sex with her.

Done in one.
2013-10-09 12:29:53 PM
2013-10-09 12:31:27 PM  
Moose in question...
2013-10-09 12:34:05 PM  
Drunken moosen?
2013-10-09 12:48:23 PM

Pretty tame compared to the Elks
2013-10-09 12:59:18 PM  
The moose left the scene once police arrived, making them more sensible than some intoxicated humans.

2013-10-09 01:01:34 PM  
Seriously, "moose's" is not plural for moose
2013-10-09 01:02:41 PM
I can quit any time I want...
2013-10-09 01:20:17 PM  
I hit a deer with my car last night, I wonder if it was drunk.
2013-10-09 01:36:42 PM  
Next round's on me.
2013-10-09 02:22:36 PM  
FTA:But did you know that apples falling from the ground can ferment, as well?

I think I found the problem... their gravity engine is broken...
2013-10-09 03:49:07 PM  
On the plus side, drunk moose know how to party.
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