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(CNN)   CNN, the most busted name in news, continues to ask the tough questions like: Is Lorde's song "Royals" racist?   (cnn.com ) divider line
    More: Asinine, Billboard Hot, Royals'', CNN, Maybach, ball gowns, Russian oligarchs, Miley Cyrus, Cadillacs  
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2013-10-09 12:05:55 PM  
5 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-10-09 01:32:29 PM  
4 votes:

Pinner: Bloodstains, troll posts, farting in the bathtub
I don't care...
I'm trolling Total Fark in my dreams.


But every thread's like
Shutdown, Scar Jo, kiddos on an airplane
We don't care
We're not tipping going anywhere
2013-10-09 01:26:23 PM  
4 votes:
Bloodstains, troll posts, farting in the bathtub
I don't care...
I'm trolling Total Fark in my dreams.
2013-10-09 12:11:25 PM  
3 votes:
My girlfriend dragged me to her concert in Seattle a couple weeks ago. I had no idea who she was (and someone "forgot" to mention that she was 16). Anyway, this chick is incredible live. She might be the next BFD.

As for Veronica Bayetti Flores, your blog sucks but you are cordially invited to lick the salt off my yambag.
2013-10-09 12:34:25 PM  
2 votes:

meat0918: No, this isn't.

It's a nice song.

That's a hard 16 though.



I'd like to give her a hard 4 1/2.
2013-10-09 09:45:42 PM  
1 vote:

Cybernetic: In other news, people who make it their business to see racism everywhere will see racism everywhere.


To a man with his penis in his hand, everything looks like porn.
2013-10-09 05:18:27 PM  
1 vote:

Pinner: Bloodstains, troll posts, farting in the bathtub
I don't care...
I'm trolling Total Fark in my dreams.


i.imgur.com
2013-10-09 03:08:12 PM  
1 vote:
2013-10-09 01:50:52 PM  
1 vote:

Pinner: I have an old computer sitting around just to poop and pee on.


Oh gross! That's just disgusting.

/use public library computers for that kind of thing
2013-10-09 01:39:39 PM  
1 vote:

LewDux: UrukHaiGuyz: Pinner: Bloodstains, troll posts, farting in the bathtub
I don't care...
I'm trolling Total Fark in my dreams.

But every thread's like
Shutdown, Scar Jo, kiddos on an airplane
We don't care
We're not tipping going anywhere

When I was fifteen, sixteen, when I really started to post on message boards, I definitely wanted to become a troll. It was almost impossible, because the dream was so big. I didn't see any chance because I was living in shiatville, I was studying. And when finally I broke away from school and became a troll, I thought, "well, now I may have a little bit of a chance," because all I really wanted to do was troll. And not only insult, but annoy. At the time, in shiatville, in '05, they had already interwebs. So I would take my computer, go to the boards, and view about 50, 60 topics. I think I had about 12-13 posts. I would partially sleep in my chair because I didn't want to leave, and I lived for almost a year on hot pockets my mother brought me. In the beginning, I wanted to do a series of generic troll posts that pretty much anyone else could come up with. And I said, "wait a second. I've seen this post hundreds of times before in some variation or another, why don't I use it?" And I didn't have any idea what to do so I used my computer as a toilet for my thoughts. I knew I was onto something, but I didn't know what the impact would be.


I have an old computer sitting around just to poop and pee on.
2013-10-09 01:34:27 PM  
1 vote:

UrukHaiGuyz: Pinner: Bloodstains, troll posts, farting in the bathtub
I don't care...
I'm trolling Total Fark in my dreams.

But every thread's like
Shutdown, Scar Jo, kiddos on an airplane
We don't care
We're not tipping going anywhere


When I was fifteen, sixteen, when I really started to post on message boards, I definitely wanted to become a troll. It was almost impossible, because the dream was so big. I didn't see any chance because I was living in shiatville, I was studying. And when finally I broke away from school and became a troll, I thought, "well, now I may have a little bit of a chance," because all I really wanted to do was troll. And not only insult, but annoy. At the time, in shiatville, in '05, they had already interwebs. So I would take my computer, go to the boards, and view about 50, 60 topics. I think I had about 12-13 posts. I would partially sleep in my chair because I didn't want to leave, and I lived for almost a year on hot pockets my mother brought me. In the beginning, I wanted to do a series of generic troll posts that pretty much anyone else could come up with. And I said, "wait a second. I've seen this post hundreds of times before in some variation or another, why don't I use it?" And I didn't have any idea what to do so I used my computer as a toilet for my thoughts. I knew I was onto something, but I didn't know what the impact would be.
2013-10-09 12:56:03 PM  
1 vote:

give me doughnuts: I'd like to give her a hard 4 1/2.


i44.photobucket.com
2013-10-09 12:53:33 PM  
1 vote:

Pinner: It's racist?
What's wrong with being sexy?

blogs.miaminewtimes.com
2013-10-09 12:51:06 PM  
1 vote:
It's racist?
What's wrong with being sexy?
2013-10-09 12:50:02 PM  
1 vote:
Song - We can't afford the material items that major musical artists discuss in their songs and most likely never will but we still try to have a good time.

Veronica Bayetti Flores - Racist.

Me - *facepalm*
2013-10-09 12:22:07 PM  
1 vote:
"'While I love a good critique of wealth accumulation and inequity, this song is not one; in fact, it is deeply racist,' wrote Bayetti Flores. 'Because we all know who she's thinking when we're talking gold teeth, Cristal (champagne) and Maybachs. So why s*** on black folks? Why s*** on rappers?'"

I think it's more racist to assume that all black rappers are in the "gold teeth and Cristal" set.
2013-10-09 12:20:55 PM  
1 vote:
Nasty rumours are doing the rounds that Lorde is not her given name and that she's somehow connected with Major Labe. I hope it's not true, my microwave oven still reeks of burned Born To Die - The Paradise Edition vinyl
 
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