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(NHL) Video Fear the Hertl. Sharks rookie Tomas Hertl scores four goals, including the runaway leader in the clubhouse for goal of the year   (video.sharks.nhl.com) divider line 88
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2013-10-09 11:12:36 AM  
Welp, rookie, don't get too attached to those teeth.
 
2013-10-09 11:14:17 AM  
I will look back on last night's game fondly, once playoff time comes.
 
rka
2013-10-09 11:15:47 AM  
Yeah. Sick goal and all Bro, but vets on the opposing teams usually don't like to see you dangling and hot dogging on your 4th goal of the night while up by 6-7 already.
 
2013-10-09 11:18:54 AM  

rka: Yeah. Sick goal and all Bro, but vets on the opposing teams usually don't like to see you dangling and hot dogging on your 4th goal of the night while up by 6-7 already.


Man up, vets. This is the f*cking pros. Not Hertl's fault Lundqvist and Biron can't stop a f*cking beach ball.
 
2013-10-09 11:19:43 AM  

Rev.K: rka: Yeah. Sick goal and all Bro, but vets on the opposing teams usually don't like to see you dangling and hot dogging on your 4th goal of the night while up by 6-7 already.

Man up, vets. This is the f*cking pros. Not Hertl's fault Lundqvist and Biron can't stop a f*cking beach ball.


Lundqvist can't stop goals without his mega-oversized pads?  No way!
 
2013-10-09 11:22:11 AM  

rka: Yeah. Sick goal and all Bro, but vets on the opposing teams usually don't like to see you dangling and hot dogging on your 4th goal of the night while up by 6-7 already.


Do the Sharks even play NYR again this year? I'd be worried if I were him if I pulled that stunt against a division rival, otherwise I highly doubt members of the Canucks, Flames, etc are gonna be all "HEY BRO HOW DARE YOU MAKE MARTY BIRON AND A TEAM 3,000 MILES AWAY LOOK SILLY"
 
rka
2013-10-09 11:23:12 AM  

Rev.K: rka: Yeah. Sick goal and all Bro, but vets on the opposing teams usually don't like to see you dangling and hot dogging on your 4th goal of the night while up by 6-7 already.

Man up, vets. This is the f*cking pros. Not Hertl's fault Lundqvist and Biron can't stop a f*cking beach ball.


I agree. But how much do you want to bet that someone in the Ranger's locker room was grumbling about "The Code" or "unwritten rules" at some point after that game. I'd wager a beer or two on that.

The hfboards forum took about 30 secs to start down that path last night.

/Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl
 
2013-10-09 11:23:22 AM  

rka: Yeah. Sick goal and all Bro, but vets on the opposing teams usually don't like to see you dangling and hot dogging on your 4th goal of the night while up by 6-7 already.


It's at times like this when I'm reminded of the immortal words of sage football coach Lou Holtz, "It's our job to score. It's their job to stop us."
 
2013-10-09 11:24:45 AM  

rka: I agree. But how much do you want to bet that someone in the Ranger's locker room was grumbling about "The Code" or "unwritten rules" at some point after that game. I'd wager a beer or two on that.


You give up a 9 spot and there will be a lot of grumbling about a lot of petty shiat.
 
2013-10-09 11:27:12 AM  

Gecko Gingrich: rka: Yeah. Sick goal and all Bro, but vets on the opposing teams usually don't like to see you dangling and hot dogging on your 4th goal of the night while up by 6-7 already.

It's at times like this when I'm reminded of the immortal words of sage football coach Lou Holtz, "It's our job to score. It's their job to stop us."


This. If the Rags have a problem with it, learn to play defense first. I don't care about smaller pads, easier wraparounds or anything like that. If a team gives up 9 goals in a game, there's a problem.
 
2013-10-09 11:36:38 AM  
The NHL is trying to create more offense and goals, so I see no problem with this. Do your job and stop him.
 
2013-10-09 11:36:55 AM  

Killer Cars: rka: Yeah. Sick goal and all Bro, but vets on the opposing teams usually don't like to see you dangling and hot dogging on your 4th goal of the night while up by 6-7 already.

Do the Sharks even play NYR again this year? I'd be worried if I were him if I pulled that stunt against a division rival, otherwise I highly doubt members of the Canucks, Flames, etc are gonna be all "HEY BRO HOW DARE YOU MAKE MARTY BIRON AND A TEAM 3,000 MILES AWAY LOOK SILLY"


Everybody plays everyone in the other conference twice, one away, one home.  I think it's cool.
 
2013-10-09 11:38:29 AM  
Save it for the playoffs. I've had enough of the Sharks dominating the regular season then turning into 4th-Quarter Romo in the playoffs.
 
2013-10-09 11:39:48 AM  
I'm sorry his awesome display hurt the feelings of the Rangers. That must suck for them.
 
2013-10-09 11:42:15 AM  
www.maniacworld.com

I like Hertls,
 
2013-10-09 11:44:30 AM  

netweavr: 4th-Quarter Romo


Redundant description is redundant.
 
2013-10-09 11:45:17 AM  

Gecko Gingrich: rka: Yeah. Sick goal and all Bro, but vets on the opposing teams usually don't like to see you dangling and hot dogging on your 4th goal of the night while up by 6-7 already.

It's at times like this when I'm reminded of the immortal words of sage football coach Lou Holtz, "It's our job to score. It's their job to stop us."


Not only that, it wasn't even a true hot dogging for hot dogging's sake move.  it was a good move that had actual value given how close in he was.
 
2013-10-09 11:45:57 AM  
Hertl had 11:32 time on the ice
 
2013-10-09 11:47:41 AM  
www.lovemarks.com

Approves
 
2013-10-09 11:51:01 AM  

Gecko Gingrich: netweavr: 4th-Quarter Romo

Redundant description is redundant.


Pretty sure I've seen him play in other quarters.
 
2013-10-09 11:52:31 AM  
I've seen that goal scored a number of times in a shootout, but I have never seen a guy that was  far behind the defense in live play to even try that maneuver
 
2013-10-09 12:04:12 PM  
Rhymes with . . .

reidreport.com
 
2013-10-09 12:05:47 PM  
That last goal was crazy. Did he reach back through his legs and flick that in?
 
2013-10-09 12:07:42 PM  

netweavr: Pretty sure I've seen him play in other quarters.


Indeed you have; however, to say someone "[turns] into 4th-Quarter Romo" is redundant, as to simply state someone "turns into Romo" carries the implication that in the 4th-Quarter they'll choke.
 
2013-10-09 12:09:04 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: netweavr: Pretty sure I've seen him play in other quarters.

Indeed you have; however, to say someone "[turns] into 4th-Quarter Romo" is redundant, as to simply state someone "turns into Romo" carries the implication that in the 4th-Quarter they'll choke.


The Sharks don't choke in the last seconds of games in the playoffs. They choke all game.
 
2013-10-09 12:11:43 PM  

netweavr: Gecko Gingrich: netweavr: Pretty sure I've seen him play in other quarters.

Indeed you have; however, to say someone "[turns] into 4th-Quarter Romo" is redundant, as to simply state someone "turns into Romo" carries the implication that in the 4th-Quarter they'll choke.

The Sharks don't choke in the last seconds of games in the playoffs. They choke all game.


Ah, I see. I misunderstood your original statement. My bad.
 
2013-10-09 12:12:36 PM  
Also, subby's a Terps fan. Nice.
 
2013-10-09 12:23:38 PM  

netweavr: Save it for the playoffs. I've had enough of the Sharks dominating the regular season then turning into 4th-Quarter Romo in the playoffs.


It's gotten so bad, I can't even enjoy their hot start and a 9 goal game. I just think "yeah, well the playoffs are a LONG way away..."
 
2013-10-09 12:29:41 PM  

mediablitz: netweavr: Save it for the playoffs. I've had enough of the Sharks dominating the regular season then turning into 4th-Quarter Romo in the playoffs.

It's gotten so bad, I can't even enjoy their hot start and a 9 goal game. I just think "yeah, well the playoffs are a LONG way away..."


Glad I'm not the only one feeling like that. It feels retarded, not being able to enjoy an impressive start.
 
2013-10-09 12:35:38 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: Also, subby's a Terps fan. Nice.


Close.  I'm an Oregon State and Sharks fan.

I just saw a great opportunity to adapt the Terps slogan to something actually worthy of fear.

/subby
 
2013-10-09 12:36:07 PM  

usttsdw: The NHL is trying to create more offense and goals, so I see no problem with this. Do your job and stop him.


This.

These guys are on the ice for one reason. To make money. They are there to sell tshirts, jerseys, hockey cards, game tickets and lunchboxes.

Highlights=Publicity=Profit.
 
2013-10-09 12:41:00 PM  
Rags are a poverty team.

Sick goal was sick.

Let's sit back and see what Patty Kane can do to top it.
 
2013-10-09 12:43:56 PM  
dribbled it between his legs and then shot it while his stick was between his legs, the puck was behind his back and while not looking.
 
2013-10-09 12:44:33 PM  
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Darn you, Henrik Sedin. What do you think you are doing?
 
2013-10-09 12:49:09 PM  

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Darn you, Henrik Sedin. What do you think you are doing?


kicking ass on my fantasy team :)
 
2013-10-09 12:49:29 PM  

PowerSlacker: Gecko Gingrich: Also, subby's a Terps fan. Nice.

Close.  I'm an Oregon State and Sharks fan.

I just saw a great opportunity to adapt the Terps slogan to something actually worthy of fear.

/subby


As someone who grew up in Maryland, and now lives in San Jose, I'm getting a kick, etc
 
2013-10-09 12:59:49 PM  

netweavr: It feels retarded, not being able to enjoy an impressive start


I'm a Blackhawks fan, so I have no idea what you're talking about.
 
2013-10-09 01:01:13 PM  
What makes me sad is that the Sharks performance will go downhill after the olympics and then they'll bow out in the 1st round. This happpens every season: 1)play like crap before the all star/olympics, play like beasts after the break and get to the WCF. Or 2)kick ass before the allstar/olympics, play like crap after and lost badly in round 1
 
2013-10-09 01:02:49 PM  

mispelled username: What makes me sad is that the Sharks performance will go downhill after the olympics and then they'll bow out in the 1st round. This happpens every season: 1)play like crap before the all star/olympics, play like beasts after the break and get to the WCF. Or 2)kick ass before the allstar/olympics, play like crap after and lost badly in round 1


Heh, is the Canadian Olympic Team effectively the San Jose Sharks plus Crosby again?
 
2013-10-09 01:06:30 PM  

PowerSlacker: Gecko Gingrich: Also, subby's a Terps fan. Nice.

Close.  I'm an Oregon State and Sharks fan.

I just saw a great opportunity to adapt the Terps slogan to something actually worthy of fear.

/subby


YOU SHUT UP!

/Stupid Semenholes.
 
2013-10-09 01:08:58 PM  

netweavr: mispelled username: What makes me sad is that the Sharks performance will go downhill after the olympics and then they'll bow out in the 1st round. This happpens every season: 1)play like crap before the all star/olympics, play like beasts after the break and get to the WCF. Or 2)kick ass before the allstar/olympics, play like crap after and lost badly in round 1

Heh, is the Canadian Olympic Team effectively the San Jose Sharks plus Crosby again?


Pretty sure Couture will be added to the roster this time :)
 
2013-10-09 01:13:15 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-09 01:23:37 PM  
More like the Ran9ers amirite?
 
2013-10-09 01:55:59 PM  

mispelled username: netweavr: mispelled username: What makes me sad is that the Sharks performance will go downhill after the olympics and then they'll bow out in the 1st round. This happpens every season: 1)play like crap before the all star/olympics, play like beasts after the break and get to the WCF. Or 2)kick ass before the allstar/olympics, play like crap after and lost badly in round 1

Heh, is the Canadian Olympic Team effectively the San Jose Sharks plus Crosby again?

Pretty sure Couture will be added to the roster this time :)


And he won't be picked last anymore in the all-star game
 
2013-10-09 02:07:12 PM  
Meanwhile, the Flyers finally won a game. So there's that.
 
2013-10-09 02:14:29 PM  

mispelled username: What makes me sad is that the Sharks performance will go downhill after the olympics and then they'll bow out in the 1st round. This happpens every season: 1)play like crap before the all star/olympics, play like beasts after the break and get to the WCF. Or 2)kick ass before the allstar/olympics, play like crap after and lost badly in round 1


It's the curse of Joe Thornton. Regular season all-star, playoff poison. I was so pleased when the Bruins suckered the Sharks into taking that cursed monkey paw off their hands.
 
2013-10-09 02:40:12 PM  
Hertl is just a kid. Even the coach was talking about how he has no clue about hurting the other team's feelings by enjoying being awesome. Granted the Rangers were dog tired by last night's game but I'm sick of "unwritten rules" and crying about someone "showing you up". Go and farking play. Do your job. Ask the Atlanta Braves how much their idiotic crying helped them.
 
2013-10-09 02:43:34 PM  
Welcome to the HertLocker.
 
2013-10-09 02:46:49 PM  
You just shut the hell up about sportsmanship! This is America!

/the first two were nice
 
2013-10-09 02:49:48 PM  

gretzkyscores: netweavr: It feels retarded, not being able to enjoy an impressive start

I'm a Blackhawks fan, so I have no idea what you're talking about.


So you just became a Hawks fan at the beginning of last season?
 
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