Primitive Screwhead: Born with a moustache and a supernovaTossed off the cliffs of Dover.Washed up on a far away shoreIn the arms of the daughter of the Buffalo.Mamma said he was the chosen one.Reverend said he was the other one.All that pay no mindInside his Econoline.
JonPace: vicejay: ..Then again, this was shot last year, and didn't do much for the Cowboys' D. HmmmThey had an average defense last year with about 30 starters out. He completely overachieved with what he was given to work with.So naturally Jerry Jones canned him
vicejay: ..Then again, this was shot last year, and didn't do much for the Cowboys' D. Hmmm
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