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(Washington Post)   Kris and Bruce Jenner to split after 24 years, and by that I'm referencing their marriage and not their unnaturally tight reptiloid-like skin sacs   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 44
    More: Sad, Kris Jenner, Robert Kardashian, marriages, skin, Keeping Up with the Kardashians  
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2013-10-09 11:56:11 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Just for you.


/you know who you are.
 
2013-10-09 12:00:51 PM  
but all the more to discuss in Season Nine.

www.heavyblogisheavy.com
 
2013-10-09 12:25:11 PM  
Now errrbody gonna be up in Kris
 
2013-10-09 12:27:00 PM  
I know Bruce Jenner starred in C.H.I.P.S, who the hell are all those other people?
 
2013-10-09 12:27:56 PM  
Bruce Jenner is the ultimate argument for why people should age gracefully.
 
2013-10-09 12:28:34 PM  
Bruce, you should have taken off while you could still run faster than the wookies....
 
2013-10-09 12:31:37 PM  
I knew Bruce Jenner. Bruce Jenner was a friend of mine. That can't be Bruce Jenner.
 
2013-10-09 12:39:12 PM  
Who gets possession of the Wheaties?
 
2013-10-09 12:50:10 PM  
Angie (cough, cough,) Everhart.
 
2013-10-09 12:54:11 PM  
I don't like him, but it was uncomfortable to see a man desmasculinized in his daily life, and then paraded about in his daily life on televison.

Guys, no girl in the world is worth that.   Personally,i think that Scott character should bolt off on his wife too, and get half her money in the process.
 
2013-10-09 12:54:46 PM  
That just ruined a whole tenth of a second of my life.
 
2013-10-09 12:56:07 PM  

Snapper Carr: Bruce Jenner is the ultimate argument for why people should age gracefully.


In fact, plastic ages very slowly.
 
2013-10-09 01:33:05 PM  
I guess he won't be....
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Keeping up with the  Kardashians!
 
2013-10-09 02:11:41 PM  
I won't spend a moment watching this current trainwreck, but I would spend good money watching them split their unnaturally tight reptiloid-like skin sacs.  Someone get that on pay per view, and we could probably retire the national debt of several countries.
 
2013-10-09 02:20:28 PM  
man, i remember vividly when he won the gold, coming from behind on the second day.  then, he was close to a national farking hero, hell, he WAS a hero...now he's a joke.

/hope it was worth it, Bruce.
 
2013-10-09 02:23:35 PM  

stir22: man, i remember vividly when he won the gold, coming from behind on the second day.  then, he was close to a national farking hero, hell, he WAS a hero...now he's a joke.

/hope it was worth it, Bruce.


I'm sure he's crying all the way to the bank.
 
2013-10-09 02:29:39 PM  

stir22: man, i remember vividly when he won the gold, coming from behind on the second day.  then, he was close to a national farking hero, hell, he WAS a hero...now he's a joke.

/hope it was worth it, Bruce.


Too be fair, what the heck do you DO after winning the decathlon?  It's not a normal skill-set.  Become a track coach?
 
2013-10-09 02:30:30 PM  

T.rex: I don't like him, but it was uncomfortable to see a man desmasculinized in his daily life, and then paraded about in his daily life on televison.

Guys, no girl in the world is worth that.   Personally,i think that Scott character should bolt off on his wife too, and get half her money in the process.


Scott is a gross, obnoxious asshole.
 
2013-10-09 02:36:12 PM  

Persnickety: stir22: man, i remember vividly when he won the gold, coming from behind on the second day.  then, he was close to a national farking hero, hell, he WAS a hero...now he's a joke.

/hope it was worth it, Bruce.

I'm sure he's crying all the way to the bank.


yeah, but.......i dunno.   don't think i could sell my soul to THAT particular devil.

JohnAnnArbor: stir22: man, i remember vividly when he won the gold, coming from behind on the second day.  then, he was close to a national farking hero, hell, he WAS a hero...now he's a joke.

/hope it was worth it, Bruce.

Too be fair, what the heck do you DO after winning the decathlon?  It's not a normal skill-set.  Become a track coach?


also a valid point.......but, from that to the Kardashian's?   I think the world has forgotten just how truly revered this man was in 1976.  Christ, he could have made more than he made from the crusty-coonted Kardashian's just on the speaking tour.
 
2013-10-09 02:43:16 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: stir22: man, i remember vividly when he won the gold, coming from behind on the second day.  then, he was close to a national farking hero, hell, he WAS a hero...now he's a joke.

/hope it was worth it, Bruce.

Too be fair, what the heck do you DO after winning the decathlon?  It's not a normal skill-set.  Become a track coach?


I think, initially, he did love her, but doesn't like what she's become.
 
2013-10-09 03:05:39 PM  
As long as Bruce Jenner doesn't get angry everything will be ok. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
 
2013-10-09 03:09:50 PM  
Who gets ownership of Bruce's old faces and Kris' discarded sense of shame?
 
2013-10-09 03:22:28 PM  

cookiefleck: JohnAnnArbor: stir22: man, i remember vividly when he won the gold, coming from behind on the second day.  then, he was close to a national farking hero, hell, he WAS a hero...now he's a joke.

/hope it was worth it, Bruce.

Too be fair, what the heck do you DO after winning the decathlon?  It's not a normal skill-set.  Become a track coach?

I think, initially, he did love her, but doesn't like what she's become.


can't blame him.
 
2013-10-09 03:32:54 PM  
Every time I see Bruce Jenner, I wince.  Massive plastic surgery FAIL.
 
2013-10-09 03:34:37 PM  
Kris K. is the most successful pimp in the history of whores. Her main ho (Kim) had sex on video in 2007 for five million and she's still getting paid for it.

I saw her (Kris) on 'Hello Ross' which proves she will do anything to be on TV and she was complaining about TMZ and the paparazzi. If they started ignoring her and her stable of skanks tomorrow she would shrivel up and die. Or, more likely, whore out one of the younger daughters by having them "accidentally" do something scandalous so she could parlay it into another trashy TV show.

/Bruce should start dating Kate Gosselin
 
2013-10-09 03:39:04 PM  
Joel McHale will have some fun with this tonight.
 
2013-10-09 04:21:56 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: stir22: man, i remember vividly when he won the gold, coming from behind on the second day.  then, he was close to a national farking hero, hell, he WAS a hero...now he's a joke.

/hope it was worth it, Bruce.

Too be fair, what the heck do you DO after winning the decathlon?  It's not a normal skill-set.  Become a track coach?


I don't know. Perhaps we should ask Dan and Dave.
 
2013-10-09 04:34:48 PM  

MysticSavage: Joel McHale will have some fun with this tonight.


I love his bit when Bruce was cleaning his gun in front of the youngest.
"You wanna be more famous than your sisters?"
 
2013-10-09 04:35:48 PM  
Twice recently flipping channels I've happened upon that show.
Bruce is sitting there with either a befuddled look or one of genuine revulsion at the banal antics of these crotch span and their assorted hangers-on.

Hideous, just hideous.
He had the look of a doomed or trapped man.
 
2013-10-09 04:39:15 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: stir22: man, i remember vividly when he won the gold, coming from behind on the second day.  then, he was close to a national farking hero, hell, he WAS a hero...now he's a joke.

/hope it was worth it, Bruce.

Too be fair, what the heck do you DO after winning the decathlon?  It's not a normal skill-set.  Become a track coach?


I saw his biography and he did realize that after winning he better figure out what he was going to do and quick. Thats why afterwards he endorsed the hell out of everything and anything so he could sock it all away until he had a steady paying job. IIRC he was also sports casting for a while too.
 
2013-10-09 04:42:07 PM  
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2013-10-09 04:49:46 PM  

Whatthefark: As long as Bruce Jenner doesn't get angry everything will be ok. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.


What about Ang Lee?
Would I like him when he's angry?

/apologies to Stewart Lee.
 
2013-10-09 05:07:56 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: stir22: man, i remember vividly when he won the gold, coming from behind on the second day.  then, he was close to a national farking hero, hell, he WAS a hero...now he's a joke.
/hope it was worth it, Bruce.
Too be fair, what the heck do you DO after winning the decathlon?  It's not a normal skill-set.  Become a track coach?


I always wonder about what all those Olympic athletes do afterwards. Especially if they won medals. Of course some of them become public figures, but what about most of them? They've already had the high point of their lives, some of them while they're still in their teens.  "Well, there you go, kid, nice work--now go live the rest of your life."
 
2013-10-09 05:22:18 PM  

cryinoutloud: JohnAnnArbor: stir22: man, i remember vividly when he won the gold, coming from behind on the second day.  then, he was close to a national farking hero, hell, he WAS a hero...now he's a joke.
/hope it was worth it, Bruce.
Too be fair, what the heck do you DO after winning the decathlon?  It's not a normal skill-set.  Become a track coach?

I always wonder about what all those normal people do afterwards. Of course some of them become public figures, but what about most of them? They've already had the high point of their lives, some of them while they're still in their teens.  "Well, there you go, kid, nice work--now go live the rest of your life."

 
2013-10-09 05:52:02 PM  

YoOjo: cryinoutloud: JohnAnnArbor: stir22: man, i remember vividly when he won the gold, coming from behind on the second day.  then, he was close to a national farking hero, hell, he WAS a hero...now he's a joke.
/hope it was worth it, Bruce.
Too be fair, what the heck do you DO after winning the decathlon?  It's not a normal skill-set.  Become a track coach?

I always wonder about what all those normal people do afterwards. Of course some of them become public figures, but what about most of them? They've already had the high point of their lives, some of them while they're still in their teens.  "Well, there you go, kid, nice work--now go live the rest of your life."


Mark Spitz became a dentist.
 
2013-10-09 06:06:33 PM  
Bruce, see if your buddy Greg Louganis could come over and infect a biatch.

Kris is already shopping deals for North.
 
2013-10-09 06:09:35 PM  
good for Bruce,  only rational person in that family.
 
2013-10-09 06:50:04 PM  

FrancoFile: YoOjo: cryinoutloud: JohnAnnArbor: stir22: man, i remember vividly when he won the gold, coming from behind on the second day.  then, he was close to a national farking hero, hell, he WAS a hero...now he's a joke.
/hope it was worth it, Bruce.
Too be fair, what the heck do you DO after winning the decathlon?  It's not a normal skill-set.  Become a track coach?

I always wonder about what all those normal people do afterwards. Of course some of them become public figures, but what about most of them? They've already had the high point of their lives, some of them while they're still in their teens.  "Well, there you go, kid, nice work--now go live the rest of your life."

Mark Spitz became a dentist.


Yeah, no.  That's his dad.

After his impressive swimming career, Spitz went on to have an equally impressive career out of the pool. His biography, The Extraordinary Life of An Olympic Champion, gives insight into Mark's remarkable journey. In 1972, soon after his return to the U.S., Spitz landed several endorsement deals. He has executed endorsements for Xerox, Kodak, Bausch & Lomb, John Hancock Financial Services, General Motors, General Mills, Swatch, and many others.
He later started a successful real-estate company in Beverly Hills. Mark is also a world-renown public speaker, and gives motivational speeches at various events. Mark will continue to be a very hot commodity as long as there is an Olympic Games somewhere in the world, or the desire by a group to hear from one of the greatest living legends of all-time in sports.
A devoted father and husband, legendary athlete, highly-respected motivational speaker and entrepreneur, Mark Spitz encompasses talent and enthusiasm in everything he does.
 
2013-10-09 07:26:38 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: stir22: man, i remember vividly when he won the gold, coming from behind on the second day.  then, he was close to a national farking hero, hell, he WAS a hero...now he's a joke.

/hope it was worth it, Bruce.

Too be fair, what the heck do you DO after winning the decathlon?  It's not a normal skill-set.  Become a track coach?


Father of whores?
 
2013-10-09 07:44:48 PM  
whatever happened to his cute first wife?
 
2013-10-09 09:34:56 PM  

zabadu: FrancoFile: YoOjo: cryinoutloud: JohnAnnArbor: stir22: man, i remember vividly when he won the gold, coming from behind on the second day.  then, he was close to a national farking hero, hell, he WAS a hero...now he's a joke.
/hope it was worth it, Bruce.
Too be fair, what the heck do you DO after winning the decathlon?  It's not a normal skill-set.  Become a track coach?

I always wonder about what all those normal people do afterwards. Of course some of them become public figures, but what about most of them? They've already had the high point of their lives, some of them while they're still in their teens.  "Well, there you go, kid, nice work--now go live the rest of your life."

Mark Spitz became a dentist.

Yeah, no.  That's his dad.

After his impressive swimming career, Spitz went on to have an equally impressive career out of the pool. His biography, The Extraordinary Life of An Olympic Champion, gives insight into Mark's remarkable journey. In 1972, soon after his return to the U.S., Spitz landed several endorsement deals. He has executed endorsements for Xerox, Kodak, Bausch & Lomb, John Hancock Financial Services, General Motors, General Mills, Swatch, and many others.
He later started a successful real-estate company in Beverly Hills. Mark is also a world-renown public speaker, and gives motivational speeches at various events. Mark will continue to be a very hot commodity as long as there is an Olympic Games somewhere in the world, or the desire by a group to hear from one of the greatest living legends of all-time in sports.
A devoted father and husband, legendary athlete, highly-respected motivational speaker and entrepreneur, Mark Spitz encompasses talent and enthusiasm in everything he does.


Huh.  Strong memories from when I was a kid about that.  Maybe he was interviewed as saying he intended to get his dentistry degree and never followed through?
 
2013-10-09 11:53:07 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Twice recently flipping channels I've happened upon that show.
Bruce is sitting there with either a befuddled look or one of genuine revulsion at the banal antics of these crotch span and their assorted hangers-on.

Hideous, just hideous.
He had the look of a doomed or trapped man.


Oh well, when your standards are shallow, you get shallow.
 
2013-10-10 02:59:12 AM  

Cletus C.: Angie (cough, cough,) Everhart.


Is he seeing her???

On a weird, CSB note - my friend has an old boyfriend who still texts her randomly.  For a few years, he claimed to be dating Angie and would include pictures of her and her kid.  With that said, there was never a picture of her with Tom regardless of what the occasion was...kid's birthday party, Thanksgiving, etc.  I guess they finally "broke up" because the last woman he sent her a picture of was a professional escort with a law degree or some shiat.  Tom is a strange guy, to say the least.
 
2013-10-10 10:18:12 PM  
She actually doesn't look all that bad. He, on the other hand, looks like that Jim Carrey firemarshall character from In Living Color
 
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