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(National Monitor)   The seven best racks in Hollywood. I'm sorry, I can't here you over the sound of my motorboat   (natmonitor.com) divider line 18
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2013-10-09 12:16:07 PM
2 votes:
ZeroCorpse:
blah blah blah.....

....This list was made by someone with no understanding of boobs and their appeal to men, or no exposure to real boobs, or perhaps someone with high hopes for their own boobs. Either way, BAD LIST.



You know how I know you're a queer? Because every post I've ever seen from you is about women you don't like rather than any that you'll pull out your a$$ in your next post to save face.

You know how else I know you're a queer or worse yet, a closet pedo? Because in that "please think I'm straight" essay of yours, you mentioned every chick on there except the most ridiculous one, Miley Bieber. If that list had consisted of her and a 13 other androgynous B-cup beanpoles you'd be fapping away to your teen male substitutes.
2013-10-09 10:29:31 AM
2 votes:

69gnarkill69: kronicfeld: A list about boobs that doesn't include Salma Hayek or Sophia Vergara is totes legit.

No sh*t, Rihanna and Miley make the list though.

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Every time I see Rihanna, I just think "fetal alcohol syndrome".
2013-10-10 03:10:52 AM
1 votes:
100 Watt Walrus:

I didn't agree wiwitmuch of his post either, but what's the point of being such an ass about it?

Because it's not about just 'one' post. The old creep is obsessed with bashing girls that have anything resembling hips, tits and just about anything that would distinguish a woman from a preteen. And he does it with the most a$$backward, gay-in-denial reasoning. He's not the only dick who does that, but he's one of the most persistent and annoying ones. And the fact that he's an old fart makes it even creepier.
2013-10-10 12:45:59 AM
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse: Oh, and yes... As he said, I probably pulled those out of my ass to "save face"...

Of course, most of those pics have been in my PhotoBucket for a few years now, in a folder labeled "top women", but hey...


LMAO!

"Top Women", eh?:) You sure it wasn't the "Hastily googled images to pretend I like chicks" folder? How about the "Really hot chicks that I really like because I swear to god I'm straight" folder? Because those names sound slightly less pathetic than what you came up with here.

You can copy/past from that google "top women" folder of yours all you like:) You're a creepy old closet case and you know it.

All your posts are the same 3,4 lines bashing the same 3,4 chicks that don't look like your dream boy. "Her tits spill to the side of the bras"? Really dipshiat? In terms of what a straight guy would say, this is right up there with "Ewww her genitals are all vaginal and stuff!" At least the other queer that spams these threads just comes out and says he hates big tits like the uber-straight Liberace that he is. Your posts are just an overwrought "Please God Why Can't I Just Be Straight" cry for help.
2013-10-10 12:06:38 AM
1 votes:

Penny_Ante: Halle Berry?!
She showed those off on-screen a few years back.
Fried eggs nailed to a wall. Nope.


See? I'm not the only one who found her underwhelming.

Welcome to the club. Apparently not liking Halle Berry's tits makes us queer.
2013-10-09 09:39:44 PM
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: My rack: and it's pretty darn nice, if I do say so myself.

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/ha--you sexist pigs


That's just a bag of antlers. Eat a sammich
2013-10-09 09:32:01 PM
1 votes:

kronicfeld: A list about boobs that doesn't include Salma Hayek or Sophia Vergara is totes legit.


Motherfarking this~!  No Sofia and Salma on your list?

epicfail.xepher.net
2013-10-09 09:01:08 PM
1 votes:
Halle Berry?!
She showed those off on-screen a few years back.
Fried eggs nailed to a wall. Nope.
2013-10-09 06:24:24 PM
1 votes:
Kelly Brook deserves on that list.

She's a c-list celebrity with a DD rack of talent.
2013-10-09 02:06:04 PM
1 votes:

Dudebro: ZeroCorpse:
blah blah blah.....

....This list was made by someone with no understanding of boobs and their appeal to men, or no exposure to real boobs, or perhaps someone with high hopes for their own boobs. Either way, BAD LIST.


You know how I know you're a queer? Because every post I've ever seen from you is about women you don't like rather than any that you'll pull out your a$$ in your next post to save face.

You know how else I know you're a queer or worse yet, a closet pedo? Because in that "please think I'm straight" essay of yours, you mentioned every chick on there except the most ridiculous one, Miley Bieber. If that list had consisted of her and a 13 other androgynous B-cup beanpoles you'd be fapping away to your teen male substitutes.


You know how I know you're an asshole?
2013-10-09 02:04:32 PM
1 votes:

give me doughnuts: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 493x650]
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You may want to take the 15-year-old out of the list.


Which one is the 15 year old?  Just wondering for, uhm, research purposes.
2013-10-09 12:02:37 PM
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse: Halle Berry's "rack" is not anywhere near "best".

Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks don't have great racks; They have bras that are too small for their breasts. Kate lets hers spill over the sides, which some guys seem to like (I think it looks sloppy), and Christina smooshes hers together in the middle, which guys think means they're huge and perfectly round (which they aren't).

Scarlett Johansson also wears bras that are too small, but she knows where to draw the line and her breasts really are quite nice.

Tyra and Rihanna do not have anything anywhere near a great rack. Same with Munn.

This list was made by someone with no understanding of boobs and their appeal to men, or no exposure to real boobs, or perhaps someone with high hopes for their own boobs. Either way, BAD LIST.


And this post was written by the exact kind of queer that compiles those kinds of shiatty lists.
2013-10-09 11:21:40 AM
1 votes:

give me doughnuts: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 493x650]
[i.imgur.com image 376x650]
[i.imgur.com image 510x510]
[i.imgur.com image 512x555]
[i.imgur.com image 300x300]
[i.imgur.com image 427x640]
[i.imgur.com image 500x800]
[i.imgur.com image 554x796]


You may want to take the 15-year-old out of the list.


I'd leave it in, if you know what I'm sayin'....
2013-10-09 10:34:03 AM
1 votes:
That was a bad list and the makers of it should feel bad

/JLH looks full derp in that picture
//aint no derp in them titays
2013-10-09 10:31:31 AM
1 votes:
well that seemed completely random. i mean, shannon elizabeth? has she even been in a movie in the last ten years?

/amazing rack though..
2013-10-09 10:25:45 AM
1 votes:
I must be getting old when even boobies isn't enough to get me to slog through a slide show.
2013-10-09 10:15:40 AM
1 votes:
This list was compiled by a woman. One who thinks she's "figured out" men.
2013-10-09 09:23:49 AM
1 votes:
A list about boobs that doesn't include Salma Hayek or Sophia Vergara is totes legit.
 
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