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(National Monitor)   The seven best racks in Hollywood. I'm sorry, I can't here you over the sound of my motorboat   (natmonitor.com) divider line 39
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2013-10-09 10:43:10 AM
4 votes:
Amanda Seyfried should be on that list.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2013-10-09 09:23:49 AM
4 votes:
A list about boobs that doesn't include Salma Hayek or Sophia Vergara is totes legit.
2013-10-09 02:20:44 PM
3 votes:
My favorite (also missing from the list)

film-book.com
2013-10-09 11:56:29 AM
3 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

List fails.
2013-10-09 10:19:08 AM
3 votes:

kronicfeld: A list about boobs that doesn't include Salma Hayek or Sophia Vergara is totes legit.


No sh*t, Rihanna and Miley make the list though.

4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-10-10 12:45:59 AM
2 votes:

ZeroCorpse: Oh, and yes... As he said, I probably pulled those out of my ass to "save face"...

Of course, most of those pics have been in my PhotoBucket for a few years now, in a folder labeled "top women", but hey...


LMAO!

"Top Women", eh?:) You sure it wasn't the "Hastily googled images to pretend I like chicks" folder? How about the "Really hot chicks that I really like because I swear to god I'm straight" folder? Because those names sound slightly less pathetic than what you came up with here.

You can copy/past from that google "top women" folder of yours all you like:) You're a creepy old closet case and you know it.

All your posts are the same 3,4 lines bashing the same 3,4 chicks that don't look like your dream boy. "Her tits spill to the side of the bras"? Really dipshiat? In terms of what a straight guy would say, this is right up there with "Ewww her genitals are all vaginal and stuff!" At least the other queer that spams these threads just comes out and says he hates big tits like the uber-straight Liberace that he is. Your posts are just an overwrought "Please God Why Can't I Just Be Straight" cry for help.
2013-10-09 12:16:07 PM
2 votes:
ZeroCorpse:
blah blah blah.....

....This list was made by someone with no understanding of boobs and their appeal to men, or no exposure to real boobs, or perhaps someone with high hopes for their own boobs. Either way, BAD LIST.



You know how I know you're a queer? Because every post I've ever seen from you is about women you don't like rather than any that you'll pull out your a$$ in your next post to save face.

You know how else I know you're a queer or worse yet, a closet pedo? Because in that "please think I'm straight" essay of yours, you mentioned every chick on there except the most ridiculous one, Miley Bieber. If that list had consisted of her and a 13 other androgynous B-cup beanpoles you'd be fapping away to your teen male substitutes.
2013-10-09 12:02:37 PM
2 votes:

ZeroCorpse: Halle Berry's "rack" is not anywhere near "best".

Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks don't have great racks; They have bras that are too small for their breasts. Kate lets hers spill over the sides, which some guys seem to like (I think it looks sloppy), and Christina smooshes hers together in the middle, which guys think means they're huge and perfectly round (which they aren't).

Scarlett Johansson also wears bras that are too small, but she knows where to draw the line and her breasts really are quite nice.

Tyra and Rihanna do not have anything anywhere near a great rack. Same with Munn.

This list was made by someone with no understanding of boobs and their appeal to men, or no exposure to real boobs, or perhaps someone with high hopes for their own boobs. Either way, BAD LIST.


And this post was written by the exact kind of queer that compiles those kinds of shiatty lists.
2013-10-09 11:49:24 AM
2 votes:
Halle Berry's "rack" is not anywhere near "best".

Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks don't have great racks; They have bras that are too small for their breasts. Kate lets hers spill over the sides, which some guys seem to like (I think it looks sloppy), and Christina smooshes hers together in the middle, which guys think means they're huge and perfectly round (which they aren't).

Scarlett Johansson also wears bras that are too small, but she knows where to draw the line and her breasts really are quite nice.

Tyra and Rihanna do not have anything anywhere near a great rack. Same with Munn.

This list was made by someone with no understanding of boobs and their appeal to men, or no exposure to real boobs, or perhaps someone with high hopes for their own boobs. Either way, BAD LIST.
2013-10-09 11:35:42 AM
2 votes:

baconbeard: This list was compiled by a woman. One who thinks she's "figured out" men.


Or a gay dude. Ugly women and gay dudes have been trying to tell men what's sexy for 50 years. It ain't workin'... We still live fully-grown women with big tits and hips. Sorry queens.
2013-10-09 11:31:48 AM
2 votes:

Msol: Shannon Elizabeth? Rihanna? Really?


Shannon Elizabeth?  Yes.

Rhianna?  No.

Olivia Munn?  I think she's gorgeous, and would sell any one of you to be able to carry her dirty shoes to
the garbage can, but she also doesn't belong on a list of 'best racks'.  What's there is nice, but there are
better ones that were left off the list.
2013-10-09 10:53:27 AM
2 votes:

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2013-10-09 10:32:34 AM
2 votes:
Miley Cyrus? Really??

"Best rack" =/= "Most willing to show off her rack".
2013-10-09 10:29:31 AM
2 votes:

69gnarkill69: kronicfeld: A list about boobs that doesn't include Salma Hayek or Sophia Vergara is totes legit.

No sh*t, Rihanna and Miley make the list though.

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Every time I see Rihanna, I just think "fetal alcohol syndrome".
2013-10-09 10:15:40 AM
2 votes:
This list was compiled by a woman. One who thinks she's "figured out" men.
2013-10-10 03:10:52 AM
1 votes:
100 Watt Walrus:

I didn't agree wiwitmuch of his post either, but what's the point of being such an ass about it?

Because it's not about just 'one' post. The old creep is obsessed with bashing girls that have anything resembling hips, tits and just about anything that would distinguish a woman from a preteen. And he does it with the most a$$backward, gay-in-denial reasoning. He's not the only dick who does that, but he's one of the most persistent and annoying ones. And the fact that he's an old fart makes it even creepier.
2013-10-10 12:06:38 AM
1 votes:

Penny_Ante: Halle Berry?!
She showed those off on-screen a few years back.
Fried eggs nailed to a wall. Nope.


See? I'm not the only one who found her underwhelming.

Welcome to the club. Apparently not liking Halle Berry's tits makes us queer.
2013-10-09 10:57:41 PM
1 votes:
Jennifer Connelly?
Jolie before Brad Pitt
Jennfer Connelly??

Varga/Hayek/Dennings/Seyfried

Lohan's is nice too
2013-10-09 09:32:01 PM
1 votes:

kronicfeld: A list about boobs that doesn't include Salma Hayek or Sophia Vergara is totes legit.


Motherfarking this~!  No Sofia and Salma on your list?

epicfail.xepher.net
2013-10-09 09:01:08 PM
1 votes:
Halle Berry?!
She showed those off on-screen a few years back.
Fried eggs nailed to a wall. Nope.
2013-10-09 07:52:26 PM
1 votes:
Really Fark!!! You disappoint me!!!

actresswtf.org
2013-10-09 05:50:47 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Usurper4: Dennings

Infernalist: Kat Denning

Oh dear lord yes. Those lips, those boobs. The awful, awful ways I would disappoint that woman.

Kat Dennings Nude Pics Leaked Online

You're welcome if you haven't already seen them.


I've seen em before, but man oh man is this chicks body not a work of art.
2013-10-09 05:35:48 PM
1 votes:

Usurper4: Dennings


Infernalist: Kat Denning


Oh dear lord yes. Those lips, those boobs. The awful, awful ways I would disappoint that woman.

Kat Dennings Nude Pics Leaked Online

You're welcome if you haven't already seen them.
2013-10-09 05:31:01 PM
1 votes:

Nana's Vibrator: I don't want to sound like I'm complaining, but...this is just a list of women.


The only thing to indicate the selection criteria is that the URL contains the word "BREASTS". Other than that it's just a slideshow of random actresses. There's no commentary, context or even a f*cking headline.

What the hell??
2013-10-09 03:26:11 PM
1 votes:
I'm not about to click the link at work, but as a someone who saw "Trading Places", if Jamie Lee Curtis isn't on the list, it's wrong. I know it was years ago, but they were spectacular.
2013-10-09 03:18:23 PM
1 votes:

Blues_X: 69gnarkill69: kronicfeld: A list about boobs that doesn't include Salma Hayek or Sophia Vergara is totes legit.

No sh*t, Rihanna and Miley make the list though.

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Every time I see Rihanna, I just think "fetal alcohol syndrome".


Every time I hear Rihanna, I just think "farked in the sinuses with a kazoo."

//

And why are people confusing "best" with "biggest"?  They're not the same.
2013-10-09 02:06:04 PM
1 votes:

Dudebro: ZeroCorpse:
blah blah blah.....

....This list was made by someone with no understanding of boobs and their appeal to men, or no exposure to real boobs, or perhaps someone with high hopes for their own boobs. Either way, BAD LIST.


You know how I know you're a queer? Because every post I've ever seen from you is about women you don't like rather than any that you'll pull out your a$$ in your next post to save face.

You know how else I know you're a queer or worse yet, a closet pedo? Because in that "please think I'm straight" essay of yours, you mentioned every chick on there except the most ridiculous one, Miley Bieber. If that list had consisted of her and a 13 other androgynous B-cup beanpoles you'd be fapping away to your teen male substitutes.


You know how I know you're an asshole?
2013-10-09 02:04:34 PM
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse: Halle Berry's "rack" is not anywhere near "best".

Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks don't have great racks; They have bras that are too small for their breasts. Kate lets hers spill over the sides, which some guys seem to like (I think it looks sloppy), and Christina smooshes hers together in the middle, which guys think means they're huge and perfectly round (which they aren't).


You do understand that women often wear different kinds of clothing on different days, right?

Argue against Hendricks all you like, if you prefer something younger and firmer.

But to say Kate Upton doesn't have a great rack is ludicrous.


Borderline NSF-Fark
(i.e., if you've seen others in this series, you know there's a little nipple, but in this one, you have to REALLY look hard)

GQ series (not taking any chances)
Link
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NSF Fark
NSF Fark
2013-10-09 02:02:15 PM
1 votes:
No way does Cyrus belong in this list.

Rianna is a stretch

Missing for no obvious reason:
Vergara
Hayek
Rodriguez

............and in memorandem for Christina Applegate. At one time she had an outstanding rack.
2013-10-09 12:23:28 PM
1 votes:
A lot of thin women with small breasts pushed up to look larger. Somebody needs a firing.
2013-10-09 11:42:36 AM
1 votes:
My "Hollywood Motorboat" list:

Christina Hendricks
Jessica Simpson
Kat Dennings
Sofia Vergara
Christina Ricca (pre reduction)
Chick from Americana Beauty
Jessica Beil
Dolly Parton (for the gilf factor)
2013-10-09 11:31:37 AM
1 votes:
Yeah, this was weak.  No Sophia, no Salma...and no Diora Baird??? HOW DARE YOU!

i2.listal.com

www.diorabairdhq.com
2013-10-09 11:21:40 AM
1 votes:

give me doughnuts: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 493x650]
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You may want to take the 15-year-old out of the list.


I'd leave it in, if you know what I'm sayin'....
2013-10-09 11:17:46 AM
1 votes:
libranoelrose
Dammit - The Voice of Doom ^^^

Don't bother with the name calling, I don't have email notifications enabled. ;)

i.imgur.com
2013-10-09 11:16:28 AM
1 votes:
No Salma Hayak, no Sofia Vergara, no Kat Denning.

List fail
2013-10-09 10:37:01 AM
1 votes:
Slideshow started out strong...then just got weird.

And yes, missing Hayek, Vergera, Dennings, Moore...
2013-10-09 10:25:45 AM
1 votes:
I must be getting old when even boobies isn't enough to get me to slog through a slide show.
2013-10-09 10:19:23 AM
1 votes:

kronicfeld: A list about boobs that doesn't include Salma Hayek or Sophia Vergara is totes legit.


i.imgur.com
2013-10-09 08:50:32 AM
1 votes:
Miley "7 y/o boy with a tongue malfunction" Cyrus????  YGBSM!
 
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