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(National Monitor)   The seven best racks in Hollywood. I'm sorry, I can't here you over the sound of my motorboat   ( divider line 110
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2013-10-10 01:34:48 AM  

madanimalscientist: \Farkette here
\\ I'd bang Natalie Dormer like a screen door in a hurricane
\\\ Game of Thrones has a great story, and lots of topless women! So glad I have Amy to watch it with - we can argue over who we find hotter on the show, and given all the topless women, we have a lot to argue over!

It's really not a proper argument without bikinis and a kiddie pool full of vanilla pudding. You must observe proper parliamentary procedure, etc.
2013-10-10 02:15:13 AM  

Dudebro: ZeroCorpse: Oh, and yes... As he said, I probably pulled those out of my ass to "save face"...

Of course, most of those pics have been in my PhotoBucket for a few years now, in a folder labeled "top women", but hey...


"Top Women", eh?:) You sure it wasn't the "Hastily googled images to pretend I like chicks" folder? How about the "Really hot chicks that I really like because I swear to god I'm straight" folder? Because those names sound slightly less pathetic than what you came up with here.

You can copy/past from that google "top women" folder of yours all you like:) You're a creepy old closet case and you know it.

All your posts are the same 3,4 lines bashing the same 3,4 chicks that don't look like your dream boy. "Her tits spill to the side of the bras"? Really dipshiat? In terms of what a straight guy would say, this is right up there with "Ewww her genitals are all vaginal and stuff!" At least the other queer that spams these threads just comes out and says he hates big tits like the uber-straight Liberace that he is. Your posts are just an overwrought "Please God Why Can't I Just Be Straight" cry for help.

I didn't agree wiwitmuch of his post either, but what's the point of being such an ass about it?
2013-10-10 02:21:17 AM  

100 Watt Walrus: wiwitmuch

Oh, FFS! Does anyone else have trouble with typing and farked up autocorrect in textarea fields on Android devices?
2013-10-10 03:10:52 AM  
100 Watt Walrus:

I didn't agree wiwitmuch of his post either, but what's the point of being such an ass about it?

Because it's not about just 'one' post. The old creep is obsessed with bashing girls that have anything resembling hips, tits and just about anything that would distinguish a woman from a preteen. And he does it with the most a$$backward, gay-in-denial reasoning. He's not the only dick who does that, but he's one of the most persistent and annoying ones. And the fact that he's an old fart makes it even creepier.
2013-10-10 06:44:06 AM
2013-10-10 07:28:01 AM  
You can take basically any single chick on that list and replace them with:
2013-10-10 07:47:21 AM  
Is there a list of best racks on FARK? If not, I'm willing to start one.

2013-10-10 10:12:03 AM  

ZeroCorpse: Penny_Ante: Halle Berry?!
She showed those off on-screen a few years back.
Fried eggs nailed to a wall. Nope.

See? I'm not the only one who found her underwhelming.

Welcome to the club. Apparently not liking Halle Berry's tits makes us queer.

Some men want Halle Berry, some aren't attracted to her.  It's all a matter of taste.

But apparently some men on Fark think we should all be sleeping with women who resemble mops with wigs on and have butterfaces.
2013-10-10 01:39:20 PM  
I'd give them all up for a night with Anna Paquin............

Thanks for posting her above.
2013-10-10 02:42:18 PM  
Vica Kerekes

(safe for work)
(not safe for comfortably-fitting pants)
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