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(National Monitor)   The seven best racks in Hollywood. I'm sorry, I can't here you over the sound of my motorboat   (natmonitor.com) divider line 110
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2013-10-09 08:50:32 AM  
Miley "7 y/o boy with a tongue malfunction" Cyrus????  YGBSM!
 
2013-10-09 09:23:49 AM  
A list about boobs that doesn't include Salma Hayek or Sophia Vergara is totes legit.
 
2013-10-09 10:13:28 AM  

I can't here you


Hear, hear!
 
2013-10-09 10:15:03 AM  
I only counted 5.

KU doesn't count as she isn't "Hollywood" IMO
 
2013-10-09 10:15:40 AM  
This list was compiled by a woman. One who thinks she's "figured out" men.
 
2013-10-09 10:19:08 AM  

kronicfeld: A list about boobs that doesn't include Salma Hayek or Sophia Vergara is totes legit.


No sh*t, Rihanna and Miley make the list though.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-09 10:19:23 AM  

kronicfeld: A list about boobs that doesn't include Salma Hayek or Sophia Vergara is totes legit.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-09 10:20:10 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-10-09 10:25:45 AM  
I must be getting old when even boobies isn't enough to get me to slog through a slide show.
 
2013-10-09 10:25:58 AM  
Shannon Elizabeth? Rihanna? Really?
 
2013-10-09 10:27:32 AM  

Rent Party: I must be getting old when even boobies isn't enough to get me to slog through a slide show.


: Can we get a little help on the deslider?
 
2013-10-09 10:28:07 AM  
Dammit - The Voice of Doom ^^^
 
2013-10-09 10:29:31 AM  

69gnarkill69: kronicfeld: A list about boobs that doesn't include Salma Hayek or Sophia Vergara is totes legit.

No sh*t, Rihanna and Miley make the list though.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 245x320]



Every time I see Rihanna, I just think "fetal alcohol syndrome".
 
2013-10-09 10:31:23 AM  
No Kate Winslet? List fails.
 
2013-10-09 10:31:31 AM  
well that seemed completely random. i mean, shannon elizabeth? has she even been in a movie in the last ten years?

/amazing rack though..
 
2013-10-09 10:32:34 AM  
Miley Cyrus? Really??

"Best rack" =/= "Most willing to show off her rack".
 
2013-10-09 10:34:03 AM  
That was a bad list and the makers of it should feel bad

/JLH looks full derp in that picture
//aint no derp in them titays
 
2013-10-09 10:36:32 AM  
Never in my life have I been so disappointed by a list of pictures of breasts.

That was a horrible list and the compiler should feel horrible for posting it.
 
2013-10-09 10:37:01 AM  
Slideshow started out strong...then just got weird.

And yes, missing Hayek, Vergera, Dennings, Moore...
 
2013-10-09 10:38:11 AM  
There has to be some way that I could remind myself later that this thread is here
 
2013-10-09 10:43:10 AM  
Amanda Seyfried should be on that list.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-10-09 10:43:34 AM  
I don't want to sound like I'm complaining, but...this is just a list of women.  It's nice and all, but please don't advertise it as more than what it is.  I guess, perhaps, there are some farkers here who might correct our little situation.  Perhaps a well endowed farker, or a guy with ears?  Or...you all know who you are.  I'll pay you exactly what I paid last time.
 
2013-10-09 10:52:27 AM  
Also, headline says 7, slideshow has 14. Taking TwerkCyrus and a couple others off the list, you MIGHT get down to 7 OF the best racks in Hollywood,
 
2013-10-09 10:53:27 AM  

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2013-10-09 10:55:41 AM  

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Also, headline says 7, slideshow has 14. Taking TwerkCyrus and a couple others off the list, you MIGHT get down to 7 OF the best racks in Hollywood,


I think that's what subby meant.

Also
media.sdreader.com
 
2013-10-09 10:56:56 AM  
Not too bad a list.

Only 2 fake sets: Kim Kardashian and Shannon Elizabeth. Usually lists like that are infested with implants.
 
2013-10-09 10:57:59 AM  
While I always admire a set of boobs.   That list was failure.   As mentioned above no Selma, Kat, Amanda, etc.   To include Kate Upton, Rihanna and Miley (yes she shows them off but they are not great.)     The site is just trolling for clicks because it mentions boobs.
 
2013-10-09 10:58:34 AM  
While I am impressed that there are no bolt-ons on the list, they left off a pair I'd have included...

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-09 11:02:28 AM  
Hollywood is just bouncing with boobs. Trying to narrow a list down to 7 is just stupid.
 
2013-10-09 11:09:30 AM  
YMMV, of course, but I always thought Rhianna was fairly flat chested.  Especially in some of her videos.  No boobs at all.
 
2013-10-09 11:11:48 AM  
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2013-10-09 11:14:29 AM  

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You may want to take the 15-year-old out of the list.
 
2013-10-09 11:16:28 AM  
No Salma Hayak, no Sofia Vergara, no Kat Denning.

List fail
 
2013-10-09 11:17:46 AM  
libranoelrose
Dammit - The Voice of Doom ^^^

Don't bother with the name calling, I don't have email notifications enabled. ;)

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-09 11:20:42 AM  

Infernalist: No Salma Hayak, no Sofia Vergara, no Kat Denning.

List fail

No Shiat, Also noteable


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-09 11:21:40 AM  

give me doughnuts: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 493x650]
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You may want to take the 15-year-old out of the list.


I'd leave it in, if you know what I'm sayin'....
 
2013-10-09 11:25:41 AM  
My rack: and it's pretty darn nice, if I do say so myself.

img5.imageshack.us
/ha--you sexist pigs
 
2013-10-09 11:31:37 AM  
Yeah, this was weak.  No Sophia, no Salma...and no Diora Baird??? HOW DARE YOU!

i2.listal.com

www.diorabairdhq.com
 
2013-10-09 11:31:48 AM  

Msol: Shannon Elizabeth? Rihanna? Really?


Shannon Elizabeth?  Yes.

Rhianna?  No.

Olivia Munn?  I think she's gorgeous, and would sell any one of you to be able to carry her dirty shoes to
the garbage can, but she also doesn't belong on a list of 'best racks'.  What's there is nice, but there are
better ones that were left off the list.
 
2013-10-09 11:35:42 AM  

baconbeard: This list was compiled by a woman. One who thinks she's "figured out" men.


Or a gay dude. Ugly women and gay dudes have been trying to tell men what's sexy for 50 years. It ain't workin'... We still live fully-grown women with big tits and hips. Sorry queens.
 
2013-10-09 11:36:45 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Msol: Shannon Elizabeth? Rihanna? Really?

Shannon Elizabeth?  Yes.

Rhianna?  No.

Olivia Munn?  I think she's gorgeous, and would sell any one of you to be able to carry her dirty shoes to
the garbage can, but she also doesn't belong on a list of 'best racks'.  What's there is nice, but there are
better ones that were left off the list.


Well no one is saying that most of, if not all of these girls are lookers...but it's a "Best Rack in Hollywood".  Kim K is fake...Rihanna has a great ass, but no boobage.  Megan Fox also implanted-up after Transformers 1, and Miley is just...Mehley.

But when  you're talking about motorboatin quality...there are better in Hollywood.
 
2013-10-09 11:42:36 AM  
My "Hollywood Motorboat" list:

Christina Hendricks
Jessica Simpson
Kat Dennings
Sofia Vergara
Christina Ricca (pre reduction)
Chick from Americana Beauty
Jessica Beil
Dolly Parton (for the gilf factor)
 
2013-10-09 11:46:29 AM  
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom:

Ugly women and gay dudes have been trying to tell men what's sexy for 50 years. It ain't workin'... We still live fully-grown women with big tits and hips. Sorry queens.

Bingo!

Putting that Justin Bieber impersonator 'Miley Cyrus' on a list of well-endowed women is as retarded as it gets. Even by the queer "beauty expert" standards.
 
2013-10-09 11:49:24 AM  
Halle Berry's "rack" is not anywhere near "best".

Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks don't have great racks; They have bras that are too small for their breasts. Kate lets hers spill over the sides, which some guys seem to like (I think it looks sloppy), and Christina smooshes hers together in the middle, which guys think means they're huge and perfectly round (which they aren't).

Scarlett Johansson also wears bras that are too small, but she knows where to draw the line and her breasts really are quite nice.

Tyra and Rihanna do not have anything anywhere near a great rack. Same with Munn.

This list was made by someone with no understanding of boobs and their appeal to men, or no exposure to real boobs, or perhaps someone with high hopes for their own boobs. Either way, BAD LIST.
 
2013-10-09 11:50:43 AM  

Wartime Consiglieri: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom:

Ugly women and gay dudes have been trying to tell men what's sexy for 50 years. It ain't workin'... We still live fully-grown women with big tits and hips. Sorry queens.

Bingo!

Putting that Justin Bieber impersonator 'Miley Cyrus' on a list of well-endowed women is as retarded as it gets. Even by the queer "beauty expert" standards.


i feel like these 'lists' are like 'reader's choice best of' lists in a local newspaper.  ie the people who make the list pay the publisher of the list.
 
2013-10-09 11:51:23 AM  

Raug the Dwarf: YMMV, of course, but I always thought Rhianna was fairly flat chested.  Especially in some of her videos.  No boobs at all.


She's kind of trashy in a "no thanks" kind of way too.
 
2013-10-09 11:56:29 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

List fails.
 
2013-10-09 12:02:37 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Halle Berry's "rack" is not anywhere near "best".

Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks don't have great racks; They have bras that are too small for their breasts. Kate lets hers spill over the sides, which some guys seem to like (I think it looks sloppy), and Christina smooshes hers together in the middle, which guys think means they're huge and perfectly round (which they aren't).

Scarlett Johansson also wears bras that are too small, but she knows where to draw the line and her breasts really are quite nice.

Tyra and Rihanna do not have anything anywhere near a great rack. Same with Munn.

This list was made by someone with no understanding of boobs and their appeal to men, or no exposure to real boobs, or perhaps someone with high hopes for their own boobs. Either way, BAD LIST.


And this post was written by the exact kind of queer that compiles those kinds of shiatty lists.
 
2013-10-09 12:06:07 PM  

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You may want to take the 15-year-old out of the list.


To late, I already fapped to her
 
2013-10-09 12:16:07 PM  
ZeroCorpse:
blah blah blah.....

....This list was made by someone with no understanding of boobs and their appeal to men, or no exposure to real boobs, or perhaps someone with high hopes for their own boobs. Either way, BAD LIST.



You know how I know you're a queer? Because every post I've ever seen from you is about women you don't like rather than any that you'll pull out your a$$ in your next post to save face.

You know how else I know you're a queer or worse yet, a closet pedo? Because in that "please think I'm straight" essay of yours, you mentioned every chick on there except the most ridiculous one, Miley Bieber. If that list had consisted of her and a 13 other androgynous B-cup beanpoles you'd be fapping away to your teen male substitutes.
 
2013-10-09 12:19:33 PM  

Dudebro: ZeroCorpse:
blah blah blah.....

....This list was made by someone with no understanding of boobs and their appeal to men, or no exposure to real boobs, or perhaps someone with high hopes for their own boobs. Either way, BAD LIST.


You know how I know you're a queer? Because every post I've ever seen from you is about women you don't like rather than any that you'll pull out your a$$ in your next post to save face.

You know how else I know you're a queer or worse yet, a closet pedo? Because in that "please think I'm straight" essay of yours, you mentioned every chick on there except the most ridiculous one, Miley Bieber. If that list had consisted of her and a 13 other androgynous B-cup beanpoles you'd be fapping away to your teen male substitutes.



That was awesome.
 
2013-10-09 12:21:08 PM  

abhorrent1: give me doughnuts: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 493x650]
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You may want to take the 15-year-old out of the list.

To late, I already fapped to her


So did I.
I just don't want a paragon like Wellon to get in trouble with the mods.
 
2013-10-09 12:23:28 PM  
A lot of thin women with small breasts pushed up to look larger. Somebody needs a firing.
 
2013-10-09 12:32:51 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Halle Berry's "rack" is not anywhere near "best".

Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks don't have great racks; They have bras that are too small for their breasts. Kate lets hers spill over the sides, which some guys seem to like (I think it looks sloppy), and Christina smooshes hers together in the middle, which guys think means they're huge and perfectly round (which they aren't).

Scarlett Johansson also wears bras that are too small, but she knows where to draw the line and her breasts really are quite nice.

Tyra and Rihanna do not have anything anywhere near a great rack. Same with Munn.

This list was made by someone with no understanding of boobs and their appeal to men, or no exposure to real boobs, or perhaps someone with high hopes for their own boobs. Either way, BAD LIST.


I think Halle's inclusion was more of a Lifetime Achievement Award because she's gotta be pushing 50? Too lazy to check.
 
2013-10-09 12:43:33 PM  
Where's Mimi Rogers? Ageist bastards.
 
2013-10-09 12:48:48 PM  
Sadly, we don't have a boat ramp at work.
 
2013-10-09 12:53:24 PM  

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: I think Halle's inclusion was more of a Lifetime Achievement Award because she's gotta be pushing 50? Too lazy to check.


Aye, 47.

/bit of a silly list
//twurkel on it was a lot silly
///
 
2013-10-09 01:07:02 PM  

Dudebro: ZeroCorpse:
blah blah blah.....

....This list was made by someone with no understanding of boobs and their appeal to men, or no exposure to real boobs, or perhaps someone with high hopes for their own boobs. Either way, BAD LIST.


You know how I know you're a queer? Because every post I've ever seen from you is about women you don't like rather than any that you'll pull out your a$$ in your next post to save face.

You know how else I know you're a queer or worse yet, a closet pedo? Because in that "please think I'm straight" essay of yours, you mentioned every chick on there except the most ridiculous one, Miley Bieber. If that list had consisted of her and a 13 other androgynous B-cup beanpoles you'd be fapping away to your teen male substitutes.

 
2013-10-09 02:02:15 PM  
No way does Cyrus belong in this list.

Rianna is a stretch

Missing for no obvious reason:
Vergara
Hayek
Rodriguez

............and in memorandem for Christina Applegate. At one time she had an outstanding rack.
 
2013-10-09 02:04:32 PM  

give me doughnuts: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 493x650]
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You may want to take the 15-year-old out of the list.


Which one is the 15 year old?  Just wondering for, uhm, research purposes.
 
2013-10-09 02:04:34 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Halle Berry's "rack" is not anywhere near "best".

Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks don't have great racks; They have bras that are too small for their breasts. Kate lets hers spill over the sides, which some guys seem to like (I think it looks sloppy), and Christina smooshes hers together in the middle, which guys think means they're huge and perfectly round (which they aren't).


You do understand that women often wear different kinds of clothing on different days, right?

Argue against Hendricks all you like, if you prefer something younger and firmer.

But to say Kate Upton doesn't have a great rack is ludicrous.


Borderline NSF-Fark
(i.e., if you've seen others in this series, you know there's a little nipple, but in this one, you have to REALLY look hard)

GQ series (not taking any chances)
Link
Link
Link
Link

i.imgur.com

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NSF Fark
NSF Fark
 
2013-10-09 02:06:04 PM  

Dudebro: ZeroCorpse:
blah blah blah.....

....This list was made by someone with no understanding of boobs and their appeal to men, or no exposure to real boobs, or perhaps someone with high hopes for their own boobs. Either way, BAD LIST.


You know how I know you're a queer? Because every post I've ever seen from you is about women you don't like rather than any that you'll pull out your a$$ in your next post to save face.

You know how else I know you're a queer or worse yet, a closet pedo? Because in that "please think I'm straight" essay of yours, you mentioned every chick on there except the most ridiculous one, Miley Bieber. If that list had consisted of her and a 13 other androgynous B-cup beanpoles you'd be fapping away to your teen male substitutes.


You know how I know you're an asshole?
 
2013-10-09 02:20:44 PM  
My favorite (also missing from the list)

film-book.com
 
2013-10-09 02:28:16 PM  

dovebreast: Which one is the 15 year old?  Just wondering for, uhm, research purposes.


Ariel Winter, second-to-last.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-09 03:18:23 PM  

Blues_X: 69gnarkill69: kronicfeld: A list about boobs that doesn't include Salma Hayek or Sophia Vergara is totes legit.

No sh*t, Rihanna and Miley make the list though.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 245x320]


Every time I see Rihanna, I just think "fetal alcohol syndrome".


Every time I hear Rihanna, I just think "farked in the sinuses with a kazoo."

//

And why are people confusing "best" with "biggest"?  They're not the same.
 
2013-10-09 03:26:11 PM  
I'm not about to click the link at work, but as a someone who saw "Trading Places", if Jamie Lee Curtis isn't on the list, it's wrong. I know it was years ago, but they were spectacular.
 
2013-10-09 03:49:08 PM  

libranoelrose: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x665]


Who is that?!?
 
2013-10-09 03:54:46 PM  
I can always depend on Fark to right a wrong.
 
2013-10-09 04:30:17 PM  

JammerJim: libranoelrose: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x665]

Who is that?!?


sylvie van der vaart
 
2013-10-09 05:05:24 PM  
I like tits. There, I've said it
 
2013-10-09 05:05:45 PM  

LandOfChocolate: JammerJim: libranoelrose: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x665]

Who is that?!?

sylvie van der vaart


I'd van der her vaart.
 
2013-10-09 05:11:45 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: I like tits. There, I've said it


Boobies.boobies boobies.

Boobies.
 
2013-10-09 05:12:33 PM  
boobies.
 
2013-10-09 05:26:32 PM  
Arguing about tits?
 
2013-10-09 05:31:01 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: I don't want to sound like I'm complaining, but...this is just a list of women.


The only thing to indicate the selection criteria is that the URL contains the word "BREASTS". Other than that it's just a slideshow of random actresses. There's no commentary, context or even a f*cking headline.

What the hell??
 
2013-10-09 05:35:48 PM  

Usurper4: Dennings


Infernalist: Kat Denning


Oh dear lord yes. Those lips, those boobs. The awful, awful ways I would disappoint that woman.

Kat Dennings Nude Pics Leaked Online

You're welcome if you haven't already seen them.
 
2013-10-09 05:50:47 PM  

fusillade762: Usurper4: Dennings

Infernalist: Kat Denning

Oh dear lord yes. Those lips, those boobs. The awful, awful ways I would disappoint that woman.

Kat Dennings Nude Pics Leaked Online

You're welcome if you haven't already seen them.


I've seen em before, but man oh man is this chicks body not a work of art.
 
2013-10-09 06:24:24 PM  
Kelly Brook deserves on that list.

She's a c-list celebrity with a DD rack of talent.
 
2013-10-09 06:31:35 PM  
mentallo69:

Kat Dennings Nude Pics Leaked Online


Thank you. Thank you. Thank you!!
 
2013-10-09 06:54:51 PM  

mentallo69: Infernalist: No Salma Hayak, no Sofia Vergara, no Kat Denning.

List fail

No Shiat, Also noteable here's my fail (silicone)

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x600]


FIFY
 
2013-10-09 07:11:53 PM  

LandOfChocolate: My favorite (also missing from the list)

[film-book.com image 560x577]


Those cannot be mentioned enough.
 
2013-10-09 07:26:59 PM  

peterthx: mentallo69: Infernalist: No Salma Hayak, no Sofia Vergara, no Kat Denning.

List fail

No Shiat, Also noteable here's my fail (silicone)

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x600]

FIFY


SHUT UP! Do you think anyone cares. Fake or not put those in front of my mouth it cant taste the difference.
 
2013-10-09 07:52:26 PM  
Really Fark!!! You disappoint me!!!

actresswtf.org
 
2013-10-09 07:59:17 PM  
She's so hot even the googles are scared:

i758.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-09 08:02:51 PM  
media.247sports.com
Incredible rack, incredible eyes.
 
2013-10-09 08:17:34 PM  
What up putting Munn on there? I think she's cute and all but rack?
 
2013-10-09 09:01:08 PM  
Halle Berry?!
She showed those off on-screen a few years back.
Fried eggs nailed to a wall. Nope.
 
2013-10-09 09:23:23 PM  

mentallo69: SHUT UP! Do you think anyone cares. Fake or not put those in front of my mouth it cant taste the difference.


It's sad that all of the real actresses you can wank to you want a fake.

/like she even knows you exist
//share needles with her or something?
 
2013-10-09 09:29:31 PM  
Rihanna?  Uh no.  fark no; she's got breasts, but not a rack.

List fail.
 
2013-10-09 09:32:01 PM  

kronicfeld: A list about boobs that doesn't include Salma Hayek or Sophia Vergara is totes legit.


Motherfarking this~!  No Sofia and Salma on your list?

epicfail.xepher.net
 
2013-10-09 09:39:44 PM  

cryinoutloud: My rack: and it's pretty darn nice, if I do say so myself.

[img5.imageshack.us image 540x380]
/ha--you sexist pigs


That's just a bag of antlers. Eat a sammich
 
2013-10-09 09:41:40 PM  
Never been so disappointed in boobies before but i'm glad I went in this thread and found some of Dennings. That girl is a dream
 
2013-10-09 09:42:04 PM  
George_Spelvin:
And why are people confusing "best" with "biggest"?  They're not the same.

Yep, this. That's why I wore out my tape of the French movie "Astérix et Obélix : Mission Cléopâtre" starring Monica Belluci and a bunch of... Frenchmen maybe? I dunno. I didn't really watch beyond the first few minutes of the film.

i.dailymail.co.uk
/Most beautiful non-newscaster female in Europe.
 
2013-10-09 10:57:41 PM  
Jennifer Connelly?
Jolie before Brad Pitt
Jennfer Connelly??

Varga/Hayek/Dennings/Seyfried

Lohan's is nice too
 
2013-10-09 11:55:49 PM  

100 Watt Walrus: Dudebro: ZeroCorpse:
blah blah blah.....

....This list was made by someone with no understanding of boobs and their appeal to men, or no exposure to real boobs, or perhaps someone with high hopes for their own boobs. Either way, BAD LIST.


You know how I know you're a queer? Because every post I've ever seen from you is about women you don't like rather than any that you'll pull out your a$$ in your next post to save face.

You know how else I know you're a queer or worse yet, a closet pedo? Because in that "please think I'm straight" essay of yours, you mentioned every chick on there except the most ridiculous one, Miley Bieber. If that list had consisted of her and a 13 other androgynous B-cup beanpoles you'd be fapping away to your teen male substitutes.

You know how I know you're an asshole?


Hehe. Yeah.

Well, he's wrong. At least, my fiancee (who just laughed long and loud at that guy's post) and my ex-wife, and pretty much everyone else I ever dated would disagree.

But hey, if it makes him feel better I'll let him vent. He can't help it if he has lousy taste in women and prefers tramps, bimbos, and fat chicks who look like they were rode hard and put away wet.

As for why I didn't mention Miley... I am not interested in teenage girls who could be my kid, and frankly I'm sick of her being mentioned. That said, she hardly looks like a boy (ooh! She cut her hair short! That makes her a boy!) and I'd say the proof of that is here: (NSFW)  http://imgur.com/XhofHlY  -- She's not my type, though. I don't think her face is very attractive, and she comes off like a dumbass.

The subject here wasn't "people I find attractive" though. It was "Best racks in Hollywood" and Halle Berry's rack is NOT among the "best". I've seen Swordfish.

This is more my taste:

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If being interested in women that look like this makes me "queer" or "a pedo", then I guess I'll live with that, and he can live with sticking his dick through the hole he cut in his Kate Upton poster.
 
2013-10-09 11:56:09 PM  
Why does Fark always forget Missy Peregrym?

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More examples: Sadly SFW Link
 
2013-10-10 12:03:38 AM  
Oh, and yes... As he said, I probably pulled those out of my ass to "save face"...Whatever works to solidify his weird world view and make him feel better about himself and his own latent homosexuality (because generally, only a closeted, conflicted homosexual tries to convince other guys that they're the queer ones.)

Of course, most of those pics have been in my PhotoBucket for a few years now, in a folder labeled "top women", but hey... They're obviously a contingency plan to convince total strangers online that I'm not gay. Because I care what RandomDickhead43 thinks of my lovelife.

It must suck to live in a world surrounded by "the queers" everywhere you turn. Pathetic.
 
2013-10-10 12:06:38 AM  

Penny_Ante: Halle Berry?!
She showed those off on-screen a few years back.
Fried eggs nailed to a wall. Nope.


See? I'm not the only one who found her underwhelming.

Welcome to the club. Apparently not liking Halle Berry's tits makes us queer.
 
2013-10-10 12:45:59 AM  

ZeroCorpse: Oh, and yes... As he said, I probably pulled those out of my ass to "save face"...

Of course, most of those pics have been in my PhotoBucket for a few years now, in a folder labeled "top women", but hey...


LMAO!

"Top Women", eh?:) You sure it wasn't the "Hastily googled images to pretend I like chicks" folder? How about the "Really hot chicks that I really like because I swear to god I'm straight" folder? Because those names sound slightly less pathetic than what you came up with here.

You can copy/past from that google "top women" folder of yours all you like:) You're a creepy old closet case and you know it.

All your posts are the same 3,4 lines bashing the same 3,4 chicks that don't look like your dream boy. "Her tits spill to the side of the bras"? Really dipshiat? In terms of what a straight guy would say, this is right up there with "Ewww her genitals are all vaginal and stuff!" At least the other queer that spams these threads just comes out and says he hates big tits like the uber-straight Liberace that he is. Your posts are just an overwrought "Please God Why Can't I Just Be Straight" cry for help.
 
2013-10-10 01:14:20 AM  
Really? No love for Natalie Dormer?  If I'd've known she was topless/in low-cut gowns for a good deal of season 2, I'd've started watching Game of Thrones a lot sooner!  The moment she appeared onscreen topless, this was what happened:
my friend Amy: I'd SO do her...
Me: in a heartbeat
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\Farkette here
\\ I'd bang Natalie Dormer like a screen door in a hurricane
\\\ Game of Thrones has a great story, and lots of topless women! So glad I have Amy to watch it with - we can argue over who we find hotter on the show, and given all the topless women, we have a lot to argue over!
 
2013-10-10 01:34:48 AM  

madanimalscientist: \Farkette here
\\ I'd bang Natalie Dormer like a screen door in a hurricane
\\\ Game of Thrones has a great story, and lots of topless women! So glad I have Amy to watch it with - we can argue over who we find hotter on the show, and given all the topless women, we have a lot to argue over!



It's really not a proper argument without bikinis and a kiddie pool full of vanilla pudding. You must observe proper parliamentary procedure, etc.
 
2013-10-10 02:15:13 AM  

Dudebro: ZeroCorpse: Oh, and yes... As he said, I probably pulled those out of my ass to "save face"...

Of course, most of those pics have been in my PhotoBucket for a few years now, in a folder labeled "top women", but hey...

LMAO!

"Top Women", eh?:) You sure it wasn't the "Hastily googled images to pretend I like chicks" folder? How about the "Really hot chicks that I really like because I swear to god I'm straight" folder? Because those names sound slightly less pathetic than what you came up with here.

You can copy/past from that google "top women" folder of yours all you like:) You're a creepy old closet case and you know it.

All your posts are the same 3,4 lines bashing the same 3,4 chicks that don't look like your dream boy. "Her tits spill to the side of the bras"? Really dipshiat? In terms of what a straight guy would say, this is right up there with "Ewww her genitals are all vaginal and stuff!" At least the other queer that spams these threads just comes out and says he hates big tits like the uber-straight Liberace that he is. Your posts are just an overwrought "Please God Why Can't I Just Be Straight" cry for help.


I didn't agree wiwitmuch of his post either, but what's the point of being such an ass about it?
 
2013-10-10 02:21:17 AM  

100 Watt Walrus: wiwitmuch


Oh, FFS! Does anyone else have trouble with typing and farked up autocorrect in textarea fields on Android devices?
 
2013-10-10 03:10:52 AM  
100 Watt Walrus:

I didn't agree wiwitmuch of his post either, but what's the point of being such an ass about it?

Because it's not about just 'one' post. The old creep is obsessed with bashing girls that have anything resembling hips, tits and just about anything that would distinguish a woman from a preteen. And he does it with the most a$$backward, gay-in-denial reasoning. He's not the only dick who does that, but he's one of the most persistent and annoying ones. And the fact that he's an old fart makes it even creepier.
 
2013-10-10 06:44:06 AM  
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2013-10-10 07:28:01 AM  
You can take basically any single chick on that list and replace them with:

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2013-10-10 07:47:21 AM  
Is there a list of best racks on FARK? If not, I'm willing to start one.

/EIP
 
2013-10-10 10:12:03 AM  

ZeroCorpse: Penny_Ante: Halle Berry?!
She showed those off on-screen a few years back.
Fried eggs nailed to a wall. Nope.

See? I'm not the only one who found her underwhelming.

Welcome to the club. Apparently not liking Halle Berry's tits makes us queer.


Some men want Halle Berry, some aren't attracted to her.  It's all a matter of taste.

But apparently some men on Fark think we should all be sleeping with women who resemble mops with wigs on and have butterfaces.
 
2013-10-10 01:39:20 PM  
I'd give them all up for a night with Anna Paquin............

Thanks for posting her above.
 
2013-10-10 02:42:18 PM  
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