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(National Monitor)   The seven best racks in Hollywood. I'm sorry, I can't here you over the sound of my motorboat   (natmonitor.com) divider line 110
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2013-10-09 08:50:32 AM
Miley "7 y/o boy with a tongue malfunction" Cyrus????  YGBSM!
 
2013-10-09 09:23:49 AM
A list about boobs that doesn't include Salma Hayek or Sophia Vergara is totes legit.
 
2013-10-09 10:13:28 AM

I can't here you


Hear, hear!
 
2013-10-09 10:15:03 AM
I only counted 5.

KU doesn't count as she isn't "Hollywood" IMO
 
2013-10-09 10:15:40 AM
This list was compiled by a woman. One who thinks she's "figured out" men.
 
2013-10-09 10:19:08 AM

kronicfeld: A list about boobs that doesn't include Salma Hayek or Sophia Vergara is totes legit.


No sh*t, Rihanna and Miley make the list though.

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2013-10-09 10:19:23 AM

kronicfeld: A list about boobs that doesn't include Salma Hayek or Sophia Vergara is totes legit.


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2013-10-09 10:20:10 AM
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2013-10-09 10:25:45 AM
I must be getting old when even boobies isn't enough to get me to slog through a slide show.
 
2013-10-09 10:25:58 AM
Shannon Elizabeth? Rihanna? Really?
 
2013-10-09 10:27:32 AM

Rent Party: I must be getting old when even boobies isn't enough to get me to slog through a slide show.


: Can we get a little help on the deslider?
 
2013-10-09 10:28:07 AM
Dammit - The Voice of Doom ^^^
 
2013-10-09 10:29:31 AM

69gnarkill69: kronicfeld: A list about boobs that doesn't include Salma Hayek or Sophia Vergara is totes legit.

No sh*t, Rihanna and Miley make the list though.

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Every time I see Rihanna, I just think "fetal alcohol syndrome".
 
2013-10-09 10:31:23 AM
No Kate Winslet? List fails.
 
2013-10-09 10:31:31 AM
well that seemed completely random. i mean, shannon elizabeth? has she even been in a movie in the last ten years?

/amazing rack though..
 
2013-10-09 10:32:34 AM
Miley Cyrus? Really??

"Best rack" =/= "Most willing to show off her rack".
 
2013-10-09 10:34:03 AM
That was a bad list and the makers of it should feel bad

/JLH looks full derp in that picture
//aint no derp in them titays
 
2013-10-09 10:36:32 AM
Never in my life have I been so disappointed by a list of pictures of breasts.

That was a horrible list and the compiler should feel horrible for posting it.
 
2013-10-09 10:37:01 AM
Slideshow started out strong...then just got weird.

And yes, missing Hayek, Vergera, Dennings, Moore...
 
2013-10-09 10:38:11 AM
There has to be some way that I could remind myself later that this thread is here
 
2013-10-09 10:43:10 AM
Amanda Seyfried should be on that list.

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2013-10-09 10:43:34 AM
I don't want to sound like I'm complaining, but...this is just a list of women.  It's nice and all, but please don't advertise it as more than what it is.  I guess, perhaps, there are some farkers here who might correct our little situation.  Perhaps a well endowed farker, or a guy with ears?  Or...you all know who you are.  I'll pay you exactly what I paid last time.
 
2013-10-09 10:52:27 AM
Also, headline says 7, slideshow has 14. Taking TwerkCyrus and a couple others off the list, you MIGHT get down to 7 OF the best racks in Hollywood,
 
2013-10-09 10:53:27 AM

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2013-10-09 10:55:41 AM

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Also, headline says 7, slideshow has 14. Taking TwerkCyrus and a couple others off the list, you MIGHT get down to 7 OF the best racks in Hollywood,


I think that's what subby meant.

Also
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2013-10-09 10:56:56 AM
Not too bad a list.

Only 2 fake sets: Kim Kardashian and Shannon Elizabeth. Usually lists like that are infested with implants.
 
2013-10-09 10:57:59 AM
While I always admire a set of boobs.   That list was failure.   As mentioned above no Selma, Kat, Amanda, etc.   To include Kate Upton, Rihanna and Miley (yes she shows them off but they are not great.)     The site is just trolling for clicks because it mentions boobs.
 
2013-10-09 10:58:34 AM
While I am impressed that there are no bolt-ons on the list, they left off a pair I'd have included...

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2013-10-09 11:02:28 AM
Hollywood is just bouncing with boobs. Trying to narrow a list down to 7 is just stupid.
 
2013-10-09 11:09:30 AM
YMMV, of course, but I always thought Rhianna was fairly flat chested.  Especially in some of her videos.  No boobs at all.
 
2013-10-09 11:11:48 AM
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2013-10-09 11:14:29 AM

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You may want to take the 15-year-old out of the list.
 
2013-10-09 11:16:28 AM
No Salma Hayak, no Sofia Vergara, no Kat Denning.

List fail
 
2013-10-09 11:17:46 AM
libranoelrose
Dammit - The Voice of Doom ^^^

Don't bother with the name calling, I don't have email notifications enabled. ;)

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2013-10-09 11:20:42 AM

Infernalist: No Salma Hayak, no Sofia Vergara, no Kat Denning.

List fail

No Shiat, Also noteable


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2013-10-09 11:21:40 AM

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You may want to take the 15-year-old out of the list.


I'd leave it in, if you know what I'm sayin'....
 
2013-10-09 11:25:41 AM
My rack: and it's pretty darn nice, if I do say so myself.

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/ha--you sexist pigs
 
2013-10-09 11:31:37 AM
Yeah, this was weak.  No Sophia, no Salma...and no Diora Baird??? HOW DARE YOU!

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2013-10-09 11:31:48 AM

Msol: Shannon Elizabeth? Rihanna? Really?


Shannon Elizabeth?  Yes.

Rhianna?  No.

Olivia Munn?  I think she's gorgeous, and would sell any one of you to be able to carry her dirty shoes to
the garbage can, but she also doesn't belong on a list of 'best racks'.  What's there is nice, but there are
better ones that were left off the list.
 
2013-10-09 11:35:42 AM

baconbeard: This list was compiled by a woman. One who thinks she's "figured out" men.


Or a gay dude. Ugly women and gay dudes have been trying to tell men what's sexy for 50 years. It ain't workin'... We still live fully-grown women with big tits and hips. Sorry queens.
 
2013-10-09 11:36:45 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Msol: Shannon Elizabeth? Rihanna? Really?

Shannon Elizabeth?  Yes.

Rhianna?  No.

Olivia Munn?  I think she's gorgeous, and would sell any one of you to be able to carry her dirty shoes to
the garbage can, but she also doesn't belong on a list of 'best racks'.  What's there is nice, but there are
better ones that were left off the list.


Well no one is saying that most of, if not all of these girls are lookers...but it's a "Best Rack in Hollywood".  Kim K is fake...Rihanna has a great ass, but no boobage.  Megan Fox also implanted-up after Transformers 1, and Miley is just...Mehley.

But when  you're talking about motorboatin quality...there are better in Hollywood.
 
2013-10-09 11:42:36 AM
My "Hollywood Motorboat" list:

Christina Hendricks
Jessica Simpson
Kat Dennings
Sofia Vergara
Christina Ricca (pre reduction)
Chick from Americana Beauty
Jessica Beil
Dolly Parton (for the gilf factor)
 
2013-10-09 11:46:29 AM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom:

Ugly women and gay dudes have been trying to tell men what's sexy for 50 years. It ain't workin'... We still live fully-grown women with big tits and hips. Sorry queens.

Bingo!

Putting that Justin Bieber impersonator 'Miley Cyrus' on a list of well-endowed women is as retarded as it gets. Even by the queer "beauty expert" standards.
 
2013-10-09 11:49:24 AM
Halle Berry's "rack" is not anywhere near "best".

Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks don't have great racks; They have bras that are too small for their breasts. Kate lets hers spill over the sides, which some guys seem to like (I think it looks sloppy), and Christina smooshes hers together in the middle, which guys think means they're huge and perfectly round (which they aren't).

Scarlett Johansson also wears bras that are too small, but she knows where to draw the line and her breasts really are quite nice.

Tyra and Rihanna do not have anything anywhere near a great rack. Same with Munn.

This list was made by someone with no understanding of boobs and their appeal to men, or no exposure to real boobs, or perhaps someone with high hopes for their own boobs. Either way, BAD LIST.
 
2013-10-09 11:50:43 AM

Wartime Consiglieri: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom:

Ugly women and gay dudes have been trying to tell men what's sexy for 50 years. It ain't workin'... We still live fully-grown women with big tits and hips. Sorry queens.

Bingo!

Putting that Justin Bieber impersonator 'Miley Cyrus' on a list of well-endowed women is as retarded as it gets. Even by the queer "beauty expert" standards.


i feel like these 'lists' are like 'reader's choice best of' lists in a local newspaper.  ie the people who make the list pay the publisher of the list.
 
2013-10-09 11:51:23 AM

Raug the Dwarf: YMMV, of course, but I always thought Rhianna was fairly flat chested.  Especially in some of her videos.  No boobs at all.


She's kind of trashy in a "no thanks" kind of way too.
 
2013-10-09 11:56:29 AM
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List fails.
 
2013-10-09 12:02:37 PM

ZeroCorpse: Halle Berry's "rack" is not anywhere near "best".

Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks don't have great racks; They have bras that are too small for their breasts. Kate lets hers spill over the sides, which some guys seem to like (I think it looks sloppy), and Christina smooshes hers together in the middle, which guys think means they're huge and perfectly round (which they aren't).

Scarlett Johansson also wears bras that are too small, but she knows where to draw the line and her breasts really are quite nice.

Tyra and Rihanna do not have anything anywhere near a great rack. Same with Munn.

This list was made by someone with no understanding of boobs and their appeal to men, or no exposure to real boobs, or perhaps someone with high hopes for their own boobs. Either way, BAD LIST.


And this post was written by the exact kind of queer that compiles those kinds of shiatty lists.
 
2013-10-09 12:06:07 PM

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You may want to take the 15-year-old out of the list.


To late, I already fapped to her
 
2013-10-09 12:16:07 PM
ZeroCorpse:
blah blah blah.....

....This list was made by someone with no understanding of boobs and their appeal to men, or no exposure to real boobs, or perhaps someone with high hopes for their own boobs. Either way, BAD LIST.



You know how I know you're a queer? Because every post I've ever seen from you is about women you don't like rather than any that you'll pull out your a$$ in your next post to save face.

You know how else I know you're a queer or worse yet, a closet pedo? Because in that "please think I'm straight" essay of yours, you mentioned every chick on there except the most ridiculous one, Miley Bieber. If that list had consisted of her and a 13 other androgynous B-cup beanpoles you'd be fapping away to your teen male substitutes.
 
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