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2013-10-09 08:49:02 AM
A study published in April in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences found that women prefered larger penises - with a special preference for tall men who were well-endowed.

Well that ought to relieve a lot of anxiety.
 
2013-10-09 08:57:31 AM
This is why a woman should only ever be intimate with her husband -- she'll have no basis for comparison
 
2013-10-09 08:58:06 AM

Sybarite: A study published in April in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences found that women prefered larger penises - with a special preference for tall men who were well-endowed.

Well that ought to relieve a lot of anxiety.


It won't be long before we're getting spam emails offering to make us taller.
 
2013-10-09 09:09:57 AM
I think those old Japanese woodcuts say a lot about anxiety in on part of the world. There are lots of ways to compensate I suppose.
 
2013-10-09 09:13:47 AM
My penis has never been anxious.
One of my balls is a little testy, though.
 
2013-10-09 09:24:24 AM
It was always a problem with me, especially when I was younger.  I just gave up - I will never be able to play Chopin or Rachmaninoff.
 
2013-10-09 09:42:22 AM

UberDave: It was always a problem with me, especially when I was younger.  I just gave up - I will never be able to play Chopin or Rachmaninoff.


I think I see your problem. Rachmaninoff would be tough to play with just one "finger".
 
2013-10-09 10:03:40 AM
Come back Darla Jean - I GOTS ARMS!
 
2013-10-09 10:11:02 AM

MrBallou: UberDave: It was always a problem with me, especially when I was younger.  I just gave up - I will never be able to play Chopin or Rachmaninoff.

I think I see your problem. Rachmaninoff would be tough to play with just one "finger".


Well, playing *that* way I can do a major scale...all at once.
 
2013-10-09 10:15:34 AM

edmo: I think those old Japanese woodcuts say a lot about anxiety in on part of the world. There are lots of ways to compensate I suppose.


With octopi?
 
2013-10-09 10:22:14 AM

UberDave: MrBallou: UberDave: It was always a problem with me, especially when I was younger.  I just gave up - I will never be able to play Chopin or Rachmaninoff.

I think I see your problem. Rachmaninoff would be tough to play with just one "finger".

Well, playing *that* way I can do a major scale...all at once.


The "Bolero" scene in "10" would have been SO different if Dudley Moore had played it *that* way.
 
2013-10-09 10:27:56 AM

MrBallou: UberDave: MrBallou: UberDave: It was always a problem with me, especially when I was younger.  I just gave up - I will never be able to play Chopin or Rachmaninoff.

I think I see your problem. Rachmaninoff would be tough to play with just one "finger".

Well, playing *that* way I can do a major scale...all at once.

The "Bolero" scene in "10" would have been SO different if Dudley Moore had played it *that* way.


They need to do that... with an actor not afraid to show his dong. Like James Purefoy.
 
2013-10-09 10:28:24 AM

Sybarite: A study published in April in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences found that women prefered larger penises - with a special preference for tall men who were well-endowed.

Well that ought to relieve a lot of anxiety.


Hmm, I'm not a woman but I imagine if I had an average sized vagina that fit average sized dicks, I think my reaction to an above average one would be, "Uh oh".
 
2013-10-09 10:33:25 AM

browntimmy: Sybarite: A study published in April in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences found that women prefered larger penises - with a special preference for tall men who were well-endowed.

Well that ought to relieve a lot of anxiety.

Hmm, I'm not a woman but I imagine if I had an average sized vagina that fit average sized dicks, I think my reaction to an above average one would be, "Uh oh".


Um, that shiat can stretch enough to squeeze out a whole baby. Just sayin. Some cock monster baby arm isn't such a big deal.
 
2013-10-09 10:33:45 AM
I have a lot of anxiety about things, but my dick isn't one of them. We're good on that angle.
 
2013-10-09 10:34:27 AM

bearded clamorer: My penis has never been anxious.
One of my balls is a little testy, though.


www.troll.me
 
2013-10-09 10:37:29 AM
So what is the average for white Americans?  So many of the charts have different information.

/You know--for my friend...
 
2013-10-09 10:44:35 AM

fickenchucker: So what is the average for white Americans?


That's a racist question!  On fark you're not allowed to compare the races, every race is exactly equal.
 
2013-10-09 10:52:23 AM

fickenchucker: So what is the average for white Americans?  So many of the charts have different information.

/You know--for my friend...


5.5-6.5 inches reaches 2 standard deviations unless you are gay then add .5 inches to each end
 
2013-10-09 10:54:37 AM
The only thing my penis gets anxious about is whether it's getting the daily recommended dose of vitamin hand.
 
2013-10-09 11:00:17 AM
I always figured that if a guy has had half as much fun with his huge hogleg, as I've had with my average sized penis, I don't know how they were able to stand it. :)

You don't have to be anxious if you know the proper use of a tool. :)
 
2013-10-09 11:12:28 AM

neongoats: browntimmy: Well that ought to relieve a lot of anxiety.

Hmm, I'm not a woman but I imagine if I had an average sized vagina that fit average sized dicks, I think my reaction to an above average one would be, "Uh oh".

Um, that shiat can stretch enough to squeeze out a whole baby. Just sayin. Some cock monster baby arm isn't such a big deal.


Except for the cervix. That can be painful.
 
2013-10-09 11:16:03 AM
I've found that I have "grower" anxiety. I feel my penis looks just fine when it's rock solid and ready for action, but prior to that it can look pretty sad and I'm uncomfortable with it. One of the first BJs I ever got, the girl started sucking on my then hung-like-a-2-year-old flaccid member, and the sight of it just slammed with anxiety to get hard, quick. Which of course made getting hard very...hard.
 
2013-10-09 11:16:45 AM

StopLurkListen: neongoats: browntimmy: Well that ought to relieve a lot of anxiety.

Hmm, I'm not a woman but I imagine if I had an average sized vagina that fit average sized dicks, I think my reaction to an above average one would be, "Uh oh".

Um, that shiat can stretch enough to squeeze out a whole baby. Just sayin. Some cock monster baby arm isn't such a big deal.

Except for the cervix. That can be painful.


If I ever reach the cervix it's because someone has given me a stepladder, some scaffolding, and a sky track.

Possibly also a pointy stick.
 
2013-10-09 11:21:17 AM
Easy way for Canadians to measure.  A twenty dollar bill is exactly 6 inches long.
 
2013-10-09 11:28:53 AM

van1ty: Easy way for Canadians to measure.  A twenty dollar bill is exactly 6 inches long.


This brings up another issue - If a 300 pound guy shoves the ruler down into his gut to the pelvic bone and claims 7 inches, that's not exactly 'effective' length. Although I suppose there's more Americans doing that then Canadians ;-)
 
2013-10-09 11:32:00 AM

StopLurkListen: neongoats: browntimmy: Well that ought to relieve a lot of anxiety.

Hmm, I'm not a woman but I imagine if I had an average sized vagina that fit average sized dicks, I think my reaction to an above average one would be, "Uh oh".

Um, that shiat can stretch enough to squeeze out a whole baby. Just sayin. Some cock monster baby arm isn't such a big deal.

Except for the cervix. That can be painful.


Well yeah. I was thinking wide, not long. lol.
 
2013-10-09 11:37:38 AM

Virtuoso80: I've found that I have "grower" anxiety. I feel my penis looks just fine when it's rock solid and ready for action, but prior to that it can look pretty sad and I'm uncomfortable with it. One of the first BJs I ever got, the girl started sucking on my then hung-like-a-2-year-old flaccid member, and the sight of it just slammed with anxiety to get hard, quick. Which of course made getting hard very...hard.


Rule #1 for us growers - make sure the first time they see it, it's "angry"

Knew one girl who liked to make me grow. She was fascinated by it (she's Danish - so maybe all of her viking guys were all show'ers). I tended to enjoy it as well.
 
2013-10-09 11:45:23 AM

Virtuoso80: van1ty: Easy way for Canadians to measure.  A twenty dollar bill is exactly 6 inches long.

This brings up another issue - If a 300 pound guy shoves the ruler down into his gut to the pelvic bone and claims 7 inches, that's not exactly 'effective' length. Although I suppose there's more Americans doing that then Canadians ;-)


Since you mentioned that, I was wondering what the "proper" way is.  The 2 first hits on google actually say to push the ruler with mild force towards the pubic bone.

http://contraception.about.com/od/malecondom/ht/Penis-Size.htm
http://measurepenis.weebly.com/
 
2013-10-09 11:54:48 AM

van1ty: Easy way for Canadians to measure.  A twenty dollar bill is exactly 6 inches long.



But then everyone else has weener on their money.
 
2013-10-09 11:56:23 AM

neongoats: browntimmy: Sybarite: A study published in April in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences found that women prefered larger penises - with a special preference for tall men who were well-endowed.

Well that ought to relieve a lot of anxiety.

Hmm, I'm not a woman but I imagine if I had an average sized vagina that fit average sized dicks, I think my reaction to an above average one would be, "Uh oh".

Um, that shiat can stretch enough to squeeze out a whole baby. Just sayin. Some cock monster baby arm isn't such a big deal.


Not according to my wife. Too far in hurts her.
 
2013-10-09 12:05:20 PM

neongoats: Um, that shiat can stretch enough to squeeze out a whole baby. Just sayin. Some cock monster baby arm isn't such a big deal.


And before modern medical technology, it killed a lot of mothers in the process.
 
2013-10-09 12:07:56 PM

happydude45: neongoats: browntimmy: Sybarite: A study published in April in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences found that women prefered larger penises - with a special preference for tall men who were well-endowed.

Well that ought to relieve a lot of anxiety.

Hmm, I'm not a woman but I imagine if I had an average sized vagina that fit average sized dicks, I think my reaction to an above average one would be, "Uh oh".

Um, that shiat can stretch enough to squeeze out a whole baby. Just sayin. Some cock monster baby arm isn't such a big deal.

Not according to my wife. Too far in hurts her.


You must be huge - she takes me in with no problem
 
2013-10-09 12:28:53 PM

fickenchucker: So what is the average for white Americans?  So many of the charts have different information.

/You know--for my friend...


i236.photobucket.com

This should help.
 
2013-10-09 12:38:13 PM

fickenchucker: van1ty: Easy way for Canadians to measure.  A twenty dollar bill is exactly 6 inches long.


But then everyone else has weener on their money.


You can choose between just the weener of homeless people, or my weener as well.
 
2013-10-09 12:44:48 PM

neongoats: StopLurkListen: neongoats: browntimmy: Well that ought to relieve a lot of anxiety.

Hmm, I'm not a woman but I imagine if I had an average sized vagina that fit average sized dicks, I think my reaction to an above average one would be, "Uh oh".

Um, that shiat can stretch enough to squeeze out a whole baby. Just sayin. Some cock monster baby arm isn't such a big deal.

Except for the cervix. That can be painful.

Well yeah. I was thinking wide, not long. lol.


Word.
Hung like a tuna can*.


*And by "tuna can" I mean "Tic-Tac."
 
2013-10-09 12:57:13 PM

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Virtuoso80: van1ty: Easy way for Canadians to measure.  A twenty dollar bill is exactly 6 inches long.

This brings up another issue - If a 300 pound guy shoves the ruler down into his gut to the pelvic bone and claims 7 inches, that's not exactly 'effective' length. Although I suppose there's more Americans doing that then Canadians ;-)

Since you mentioned that, I was wondering what the "proper" way is.  The 2 first hits on google actually say to push the ruler with mild force towards the pubic bone.

http://contraception.about.com/od/malecondom/ht/Penis-Size.htm
http://measurepenis.weebly.com/


I think most scientific measurements do measure from the pubic bone. I figure I'll just use it as another impetus to lose weight so I don't have to worry about it.
 
2013-10-09 01:04:41 PM
Never was bothered by length or width issues, since I can lick my own eye brows.

/yes, even after they've been trimmed.
 
2013-10-09 01:34:13 PM
spidermann is confident I'm his masculinity you guys stop talking about it!!!!
 
2013-10-09 01:37:36 PM
i hate myself so much right now
 
2013-10-09 08:41:21 PM

neongoats: browntimmy: Sybarite: A study published in April in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences found that women prefered larger penises - with a special preference for tall men who were well-endowed.

Well that ought to relieve a lot of anxiety.

Hmm, I'm not a woman but I imagine if I had an average sized vagina that fit average sized dicks, I think my reaction to an above average one would be, "Uh oh".

Um, that shiat can stretch enough to squeeze out a whole baby. Just sayin. Some cock monster baby arm isn't such a big deal.


Some women don't like you banging on their cervix.
 
2013-10-09 11:17:13 PM

GRCooper: Virtuoso80: I've found that I have "grower" anxiety. I feel my penis looks just fine when it's rock solid and ready for action, but prior to that it can look pretty sad and I'm uncomfortable with it. One of the first BJs I ever got, the girl started sucking on my then hung-like-a-2-year-old flaccid member, and the sight of it just slammed with anxiety to get hard, quick. Which of course made getting hard very...hard.

Rule #1 for us growers - make sure the first time they see it, it's "angry"

Knew one girl who liked to make me grow. She was fascinated by it (she's Danish - so maybe all of her viking guys were all show'ers). I tended to enjoy it as well.


Yeah being a grower sucks in the locker room but pretty much all the women I've been with got really aroused feeling it grow in their hands as we made out. It's a starker contrast between flaccid/erect states, so I think women like the ego boost at seeing how much they can turn a man on and make him grow multiple times his "normal" size.
 
2013-10-10 07:21:59 AM
MarkEC:

Some women don't like you banging on their cervix.

I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the cervix all day.
 
2013-10-10 08:27:41 AM

neongoats: browntimmy: Sybarite: A study published in April in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences found that women prefered larger penises - with a special preference for tall men who were well-endowed.

Well that ought to relieve a lot of anxiety.

Hmm, I'm not a woman but I imagine if I had an average sized vagina that fit average sized dicks, I think my reaction to an above average one would be, "Uh oh".

Um, that shiat can stretch enough to squeeze out a whole baby. Just sayin. Some cock monster baby arm isn't such a big deal.


That's true, but as far as I have been informed, giving birth isn't always pleasurable or comfortable. Sure the vagina can take it, but it might be uncomfortable.
 
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