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(Daily Star)   We really WILL take more care of you. BA air hostesses in trouble for flashing their undercarriage [w/pics]   (dailystar.co.uk ) divider line
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24180 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Oct 2013 at 11:08 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-09 11:12:11 AM  
That is one hot woman !
Buying ticket for any flight she will be "hosting"
 
2013-10-09 11:12:50 AM  
It can be a blatantly fake stewardess video and still be wonderful.
 
2013-10-09 11:13:58 AM  
I'd like to tour her cockpit.
 
2013-10-09 11:14:14 AM  
Well, the one keeps her landing strip very trimmed from the looks of it...
 
gja
2013-10-09 11:14:26 AM  

the_rhino: I'd like to tour her cockpit.


Or spend some time in her box office.
 
2013-10-09 11:14:59 AM  
united has now given up on their old slogan.  these are now the friendliest skies.
 
2013-10-09 11:15:03 AM  
Recorded on camcorder with VHS-C and transferred to Betamax then converted to 320x200 avi using Pinnacle Video Transfer over a s-video input.  Which is shame because she is smokin'
 
2013-10-09 11:15:33 AM  
I'm all for it.
 
2013-10-09 11:18:51 AM  
As small as some airline aisles are, I wonder how may times she's bounced those funbags off someone's head walking down the aisle?

I volunteer to help research that!
 
2013-10-09 11:19:28 AM  
BA's investigation of the video is still ongoing... and going...
 
2013-10-09 11:19:38 AM  

swaxhog: Recorded on camcorder with VHS-C and transferred to Betamax then converted to 320x200 avi using Pinnacle Video Transfer over a s-video input.  Which is shame because she is smokin'


Ah, the '90s.

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-10-09 11:20:39 AM  
Anyone have a link? Didn't see one on the page, I'm on my phone so 50/50 on it being there and me not seeing it vs being a website thing.
 
2013-10-09 11:20:45 AM  
That is the lowest-resolution picture that made my pants fit funny--EVER.
 
2013-10-09 11:22:32 AM  
BRITISH Airways have launched a probe

Who wouldn't
 
2013-10-09 11:22:41 AM  

gja: the_rhino: I'd like to tour her cockpit.

Or spend some time in her box office.


Or tongue fark her piss flaps
 
2013-10-09 11:23:50 AM  
best b+a ad ever
 
2013-10-09 11:25:27 AM  
This has caused turbulence in my pants.
 
2013-10-09 11:25:56 AM  
OK so here's the real backstory. This was after landing at Schipol Amsterdam. On the way back to the hotel the shuttle bus driver pulled over to check on a noisy tire. After a few minutes the air hostesses got off the bus to stretch. A skunk that was hiding in the ditch freaks out and sprays the one hostess, so the video is of her getting cleaned up afterward at the hotel. Big friggin' deal.
 
2013-10-09 11:28:55 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-09 11:29:14 AM  
According to a comment on the YouTube page this is an "actress" named Danni Harwood.

lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-10-09 11:31:37 AM  
I'd like to put my plane between her twin towers.
 
2013-10-09 11:32:10 AM  
Could someone pass the hand lotion? Getting chaffed over here.
 
2013-10-09 11:34:10 AM  
I'd land on her runway
 
2013-10-09 11:34:22 AM  
I'm referring this to the National Trouser Tightness Board for further investigation.
 
2013-10-09 11:38:48 AM  

technicolor-misfit: According to a comment on the YouTube page this is an "actress" named Danni Harwood.


I think I'll have to review the video myself later to confirm that. Alone. And I might get emotional so I'll need some tissues handy.
 
2013-10-09 11:41:10 AM  
I'd like to put my penis in her vagina.

/referring to sexual intercourse
 
2013-10-09 11:42:49 AM  

For those of you born before 1995

www.assetstorage.co.uk

I hate flying



For those of you born after 1995
graphics8.nytimes.com
I hate flying
 
2013-10-09 11:43:42 AM  
First off, I don't think that video really shows two stewardesses. But if it does, BA would be wise to not say anything and just let it do its marketing job.

/which is sad, but so it goes
 
2013-10-09 11:44:24 AM  
She don't work for Virgin Airlines!
 
2013-10-09 11:49:32 AM  
"Coffee, tea, or me?"
 
2013-10-09 11:50:33 AM  
I only wish the flight attendants I've seen looked like that. At most, maybe three or four were anywhere close to hot... funny thing, though, the one I thought most attractive was a Southwest flight attendant who was not the hottest one, she was cute (a little extra padding on her, but still shapely and cute) but had a fantastic sense of humor.
 
2013-10-09 11:50:43 AM  
The TSA is now saying stewardesses are an awful threat and they need jurisdiction
 
2013-10-09 11:52:05 AM  

jonas opines: It can be a blatantly fake stewardess video and still be wonderful.


Yes, yes it can.
 
2013-10-09 11:52:20 AM  
random comment.
 
2013-10-09 11:53:15 AM  
Fake video is fake.

twiztedjustin: For those of you born after 1995


Who the fark is that and why does he have a strip of Crowne Plaza lobby carpet stuck to the middle of his head?
 
2013-10-09 12:01:08 PM  

FarkinNortherner: Who the fark is that and why does he have a strip of Crowne Plaza lobby carpet stuck to the middle of his head?


Tea...nose...everywhere.
 
2013-10-09 12:01:33 PM  
I'll be back
 
2013-10-09 12:04:08 PM  
Doing more for BA ticket sails than all there TV adds combined.
 
2013-10-09 12:13:31 PM  
That looks like the beginning of a wonderful video. Please continue to part two.
 
2013-10-09 12:15:11 PM  
Putting my bookmark in a locked upright position.
 
2013-10-09 12:16:33 PM  

uncleacid: This has caused turbulence in my pants.


I appear to be in my full upright and locked position... ready for take-off.
 
2013-10-09 12:17:04 PM  
I have a friend who is a flight attendent that I spend special nekkid time with when she has a "layover"
 
2013-10-09 12:17:17 PM  
Oh I see,

This is a corporate video on the proper care and maintenance of a BA Hostess Uniform for those times that there is a quick turnaround between flights.

/and not a bookmark
 
2013-10-09 12:21:00 PM  
Up next ..

img.ibtimes.com
 
2013-10-09 12:25:13 PM  

twiztedjustin: For those of you born before 1995

[www.assetstorage.co.uk image 525x525]I hate flying


Drink your milk, B.A.
 
2013-10-09 12:28:59 PM  
More tragic victims of Vertical Video Syndrome
 
2013-10-09 12:32:35 PM  
I'd file a Flight Plan to note her Tail Number and give her the ol' Bernoulli Effect while gently pulling back on the Yoke...if you know what I mean!
 
2013-10-09 12:33:31 PM  
I shall return later to investigate this more thoroughly.
 
2013-10-09 12:33:34 PM  
I'm flying on BA next year, so I'm really getting a kick out of these responses.
 
2013-10-09 12:34:00 PM  

twiztedjustin: For those of you born before 1995

[www.assetstorage.co.uk image 525x525]I hate flying

For those of you born after 1995
[graphics8.nytimes.com image 190x285]
I hate flying


Ever wonder why he hates flying so much?
 
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