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(Telegraph)   Prince Philip sees a little girl sitting on a beach ball. Does he ask: A) if she's a princess, B) if she's a good girl, or C) if you get bonus point for knocking her off the ball   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 32
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2013-10-09 09:53:27 AM
Like you've never thought it.
 
2013-10-09 10:25:10 AM
That's awesome!
 
2013-10-09 10:27:26 AM
I'm surprised he didn't take a shot himself.
 
2013-10-09 10:27:43 AM
What happens if you get the Quad damage first?
 
2013-10-09 10:28:19 AM
If she's tethered to it, which from the picture it looks like she is, I'd say bonus points should be awarded.
 
2013-10-09 10:29:02 AM
Someone not on mobile, please post the article second pic juxtaposed with a pic of The Gentlemen from BtVS "Hush" episode.

Resemblance is uncanny.
 
2013-10-09 10:29:06 AM
Kicking in chairs and knocking down children
Off a beach ball in a West End town ...
 
2013-10-09 10:29:16 AM
extra points
 
2013-10-09 10:30:35 AM
Probably a send up on the old question we used to ask about getting bonus points if you could take out the cane but miss the old guy as he finished crossing the street long after the light had changed against him.  Or was it taking out the old guy but saving the cane?
 
2013-10-09 10:32:45 AM

DoBeDoBeDo: If she's tethered to it, which from the picture it looks like she is, I'd say bonus points should be awarded.


Nope, only looks like she is because the blue tiestring of her shirt matches the blue field on the ball's flag, and is touching that.
 
2013-10-09 10:35:02 AM
People like to quote Prince Phillip and talk about what a wicked, dry sense of humor he has, but I'm pretty sure he's just a colossal dick.

How YOU doin'?

www3.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2013-10-09 10:41:24 AM
The peasants are revolting
 
2013-10-09 10:48:51 AM

Gonz: I'm surprised he didn't take a shot himself.


And risk breaking a hip?
 
2013-10-09 10:49:13 AM

Crewmannumber6: The peasants are revolting


Of course they are, sire! You ordered all showers be removed and now they cannae bathe!
 
2013-10-09 10:55:48 AM

Crewmannumber6: The peasants are revolting


You said it, they stink on ice!
 
2013-10-09 11:08:33 AM

mbillips: People like to quote Prince Phillip and talk about what a wicked, dry sense of humor he has, but I'm pretty sure he's just a colossal dick.

How YOU doin'?

[www3.pictures.zimbio.com image 594x502]


Doddering old fool.  He's the racist grandad of the entire UK.

I saw him when the Queen visited Ottawa.  From the very back of the crowd all I could see was his head and her hat.  He's an old guy in a suit.
 
2013-10-09 11:14:17 AM
The amazing thing about Prince Phillip is that he was like this before senility set in. Royalty is a lot like old people: they know better but they just don't care. What are you going to do about it? Chop off their heads? That's so Eighteenth Century!

He's Britain's Joe Biden. Well, if you forget that technically he's a Greek prince. IIRC, the Royal Family of Greece is Danish. They advertised for a Royal Family when they needed a new government and that's what they got--Danes.

Also, Joe Biden may speak his mind, but at least he has one. You can be reasonably sure that if he says something stupid, he means something stupid. Prince Phillip often leaves you wondering whether he is a prejudiced old git  or just has a wicked sense of humour and a genius for saying what his wife's subjects and newspaper readers, journalists, and editors really think.

The thing I wonder about is why there aren't more books of collected quotations from Prince Phillip. Maybe nobody bothers to collect his quotations because like buses, there're be three or four of them along half a hour to an hour and a half after you need one.
 
2013-10-09 11:17:33 AM

mbillips: People like to quote Prince Phillip and talk about what a wicked, dry sense of humor he has, but I'm pretty sure he's just a colossal dick.

How YOU doin'?

[www3.pictures.zimbio.com image 594x502]


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I believe that's a photo of the Queen on the left, Philip in the middle and his first cousin Alexandra on the right.

He decided to stark farking his first cousin so the Queen started farking other men. The consequences are that the royal family may have many different fathers.
 
2013-10-09 11:18:15 AM
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Who Farted!!
 
2013-10-09 11:19:41 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: mbillips: People like to quote Prince Phillip and talk about what a wicked, dry sense of humor he has, but I'm pretty sure he's just a colossal dick.

How YOU doin'?

[www3.pictures.zimbio.com image 594x502]

[i449.photobucket.com image 531x374]

I believe that's a photo of the Queen on the left, Philip in the middle and his first cousin Alexandra on the right.

He decided to stark farking his first cousin so the Queen started farking other men. The consequences are that the royal family may have many different fathers.


She's just showing him her new laptop.
 
2013-10-09 11:45:18 AM
 Really? cause I've always wondered if I could get bonus points for punching a monarch in the face.
 
2013-10-09 11:45:26 AM
i.telegraph.co.uk
As the evil one gazed at the tethered child, the care center owner expressed puzzled concern why he had not yet started feeding and the carer just kept her limbs out of harms way...
 
2013-10-09 12:01:49 PM

Bondith: mbillips: People like to quote Prince Phillip and talk about what a wicked, dry sense of humor he has, but I'm pretty sure he's just a colossal dick.

How YOU doin'?

[www3.pictures.zimbio.com image 594x502]

Doddering old fool.  He's the racist grandad of the entire UK.

I saw him when the Queen visited Ottawa.  From the very back of the crowd all I could see was his head and her hat.  He's an old guy in a suit.


I guess it's not quite as good to be the royal consort?
 
2013-10-09 12:15:16 PM
Points also awarded for kicking the ball away cleanly.
 
2013-10-09 12:56:11 PM

dready zim: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x686]
As the evil one gazed at the tethered child, the care center owner expressed puzzled concern why he had not yet started feeding and the carer just kept her limbs out of harms way...


hahahaha .. heheheh .. pretty much what I was thinking.
 
2013-10-09 01:24:20 PM
He's married to the queen, but he's not a king?
 
2013-10-09 01:44:14 PM
Knock her off? But she looks nothing like Princess Di!?
 
2013-10-09 02:19:01 PM

groovykindahate: Knock her off? But she looks nothing like Princess Di!?


Accelerate her into a wall at over a hundred miles an hour and she will look just like her.
 
2013-10-09 02:23:17 PM
I love that guy. I wish my grandfather had made it to 92, and with his wit as intact as Keith's appears to be.

Token Anarchist: He's married to the queen, but he's not a king?


Exactly. He's a "prince consort"; this follows the pattern set by Prince Albert (Victoria's husband) and Prince George of Denmark (Queen Anne's husband). When Mary I (aka "Bloody Mary") married Philip II of Spain, the English got a bit upset and that kind of ruined it for the concept of "King Consort."
 
2013-10-09 03:34:01 PM

mbillips: People like to quote Prince Phillip and talk about what a wicked, dry sense of humor he has, but I'm pretty sure he's just a colossal dick.

How YOU doin'?


^^^^
this
 
2013-10-09 05:16:50 PM
Prince Philip is by far my favorite royal because he's the only one who ever says anything remotely interesting or memorable. Well, except for a few illicitly recorded remarks by Prince Charles, but his father is still funnier. If royalty can't lop people's heads off any more, the least they can do is be entertaining.
 
2013-10-09 05:45:25 PM

mbillips: People like to quote Prince Phillip and talk about what a wicked, dry sense of humor he has, but I'm pretty sure he's just a colossal dick.

How YOU doin'?

[www3.pictures.zimbio.com image 594x502]


When 92 years old you become, be getting away with this kind of crap you will not.
 
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