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(AsiaOne)   It's always awkward when you're jogging in a park with a preacher and he turns to you and says, "You want to oral me?"   ( divider line
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2013-10-09 11:58:43 AM  
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Brainsick: While the more important question of 'Was she hot?' continues to go unanswered

I read on fark recently a brilliant quote.

"no chick was ever ugly that had my dick in her mouth"
2013-10-09 11:34:33 AM  
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JMan245: that some priests aren't gay, but still pedophiles...

Sit down grasshopper.

Serial pedophiles are drawn to positions of trust and authority. They know children, as well as parents, will trust and obey them because the bible told them to obey God and follow the rules. That's why right wing fundie leaders are so angry people are turning away from the church. So they are using homosexuality as a whole, as their scapegoat. Smarter people can see right through their shiat. And just aren't buying it.

They can no longer have their cake and eat it too.

Now snatch the pebble from my hand.
2013-10-09 11:12:11 AM  
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Godscrack: AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus never said anything about sex being dirty or sinful.

That's your hangup, atheists.

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Speaking of hangups

Jesus shaves his armpits
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