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(AsiaOne)   It's always awkward when you're jogging in a park with a preacher and he turns to you and says, "You want to oral me?"   (news.asiaone.com) divider line 41
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2013-10-09 10:48:09 AM
Moral Oral?
 
2013-10-09 10:51:51 AM
With a helpful picture of what oral sex looks like.

news.asiaone.com
 
2013-10-09 10:52:01 AM
Oral Roberts?
 
2013-10-09 10:53:00 AM
images.popmatters.com

It would be the Moral thing to do
 
2013-10-09 10:53:16 AM
See, he was actually talking about the pitcher Orel Hershiser, and she misunderstood.
 
GBB
2013-10-09 10:56:26 AM
First, find the Continuum Transfunctioner.
 
2013-10-09 10:57:46 AM
Is it really necessary to spread that article over seven farking pages?
 
2013-10-09 10:59:30 AM
Well, its asian so: herror der, orarer me.
 
2013-10-09 11:00:47 AM
Jesus never said anything about sex being dirty or sinful.

That's your hangup, atheists.
 
2013-10-09 11:02:34 AM
He's in deep shiat now. Singapore is not a place you want to get arrested
 
2013-10-09 11:03:25 AM

Son of Thunder: See, he was actually talking about the pitcher Orel Hershiser, and she misunderstood.


As long as he doesn't rub my balls with sandpaper.
 
2013-10-09 11:06:09 AM

Prof. Frink: Son of Thunder: See, he was actually talking about the pitcher Orel Hershiser, and she misunderstood.

As long as he doesn't rub my balls with sandpaper.


Prude.
 
2013-10-09 11:09:08 AM

abhorrent1: Is it really necessary to spread that article over seven farking pages?


This .....thank you! Wut the hell.
 
2013-10-09 11:10:14 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus never said anything about sex being dirty or sinful.

That's your hangup, atheists.


www.dhspriory.org

Speaking of hangups
 
2013-10-09 11:10:34 AM

abhorrent1: Is it really necessary to spread that article over seven farking pages?


Yes, to increase their ad revenue. I wonder why companies who pay for advertising tolerate that blatant juking of the stats.
 
2013-10-09 11:12:11 AM

Godscrack: AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus never said anything about sex being dirty or sinful.

That's your hangup, atheists.

[www.dhspriory.org image 403x599]

Speaking of hangups


Jesus shaves his armpits
 
2013-10-09 11:19:36 AM
The real story here is that it was a teenage chick performing the oral.
 
2013-10-09 11:20:00 AM
Didn't read past the first page.  I was only trying to find out if the dude was Catholic (my dad is Catholic and always gets in a bad mood when they get bad press).  Then I read the victim was a girl, so I figured he wasn't and my dad will be in a good mood tonight.
 
2013-10-09 11:23:20 AM

machoprogrammer: He's in deep shiat now. Singapore is not a place you want to get arrested


I'd take getting arrested in Sing over getting arrested in Malaysia or Indo any day...
 
2013-10-09 11:23:35 AM

SweetSaws: Godscrack: AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus never said anything about sex being dirty or sinful.

That's your hangup, atheists.

[www.dhspriory.org image 403x599]

Speaking of hangups

Jesus shaves his armpits


He was also quite fond of wearing pink garments.

Kinda gay if you ask me.
 
2013-10-09 11:24:35 AM
Not sure if happy that it wasn't a little boy for once, or for fact that some priests aren't gay, but still pedophiles...

obviously still wrong, but at least it wasn't a little boy???

/confused...
 
2013-10-09 11:33:46 AM

MythDragon: It would be the MOral thing to do


FTFM

/obvious
 
2013-10-09 11:34:33 AM

JMan245: that some priests aren't gay, but still pedophiles...


Sit down grasshopper.

Serial pedophiles are drawn to positions of trust and authority. They know children, as well as parents, will trust and obey them because the bible told them to obey God and follow the rules. That's why right wing fundie leaders are so angry people are turning away from the church. So they are using homosexuality as a whole, as their scapegoat. Smarter people can see right through their shiat. And just aren't buying it.

They can no longer have their cake and eat it too.

Now snatch the pebble from my hand.
 
2013-10-09 11:36:12 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-09 11:37:48 AM
The txts read like horrible Twilight fan fiction.
 
2013-10-09 11:38:32 AM
DON'T CARE HAD (oral) SEX
 
2013-10-09 11:38:33 AM

abhorrent1: Is it really necessary to spread that article over seven farking pages?


Seriously.  My right hand was already occupied enough.
 
2013-10-09 11:43:50 AM
While the more important question of 'Was she hot?' continues to go unanswered
 
2013-10-09 11:54:25 AM
Since this made Fark, I guess the answer was 'no' .
 
2013-10-09 11:58:43 AM

Brainsick: While the more important question of 'Was she hot?' continues to go unanswered


I read on fark recently a brilliant quote.

"no chick was ever ugly that had my dick in her mouth"
 
2013-10-09 12:03:34 PM

Brainsick: While the more important question of 'Was she hot?' continues to go unanswered


Korean, so... probably not
 
2013-10-09 12:07:37 PM
It's not always awkward. Why not just get down if your jogging buddy wants a favor?
 
2013-10-09 12:12:41 PM
His biggest mistake was picking the wrong career. Teachers usually get away with this a lot faster.
 
2013-10-09 12:20:13 PM

highwayrun: It's not always awkward. Why not just get down if your jogging buddy wants a favor?


Want to go jogging tomorrow?
 
2013-10-09 12:28:51 PM
Wolves among the sheep. If you'd read ahead, it's all in there ...
 
2013-10-09 12:29:10 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus never said anything about sex being dirty or sinful.

That's your hangup, atheists.


Corinthians 7: 1-2:  'It is good for a man not to have sexual relations with a woman.'
"To the unmarried and the widows I say that it is good for them to remain single as I am."


Just cause Jesus didn't doesn't mean your dumb religion doesn't.
 
2013-10-09 12:43:56 PM
It's not always awkward.

Usually, but not always.
 
2013-10-09 02:15:03 PM
Ah, no Reverend Badtouch, I don't.
 
2013-10-09 02:36:12 PM
Preach on!!
 
2013-10-09 02:57:49 PM

machoprogrammer: He's in deep shiat now. Singapore is not a place you want to get arrested


to the contrary.. they may have very strict laws but I imagine their prison system is probably 100X better than most countries and certainly the US. They are consistently rank top 5 in per capita GDP and low crime with highly educated and civic minded populace.
 
2013-10-10 06:35:59 PM
And God said "Get off my side."
 
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