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(UPI)   Woman pleads guilty to spaghetti sauce bank robbery, says she wasn't using her noodle   (upi.com) divider line 7
    More: Dumbass, Clinton Township, bank robbery, Woman pleads, Macomb County, Bruce Jenner, Fifth Third Bank, legal reform, guilty  
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2013-10-09 07:33:40 AM
Ramen!
 
2013-10-09 07:43:47 AM
I wonder if the bomb squad blew up the spaghetti sauce? That would have been fun to watch in a Mythbusters kind of way.
 
2013-10-09 08:43:11 AM
Not sure if she really thought this was a smart plan, or a career criminal wanting to retire early.  I'm guessing 15 years, since they'll tack on charges for the weapons grade sauce.

/Sauce shouldn't come in a can.
//I like doctoring store bought sauce, but can has a long ways to go
 
2013-10-09 08:51:53 AM

lack of warmth: /Sauce shouldn't come in a can.
//I like doctoring store bought sauce, but can has a long ways to go


This was all I could think about reading the article. I buy jarred sauces.. I buy tomatoes and tomato paste in cans to make sauces. I can't recall ever seeing pasta sauce in a can, though, and I occasionally shop in some seriously low-rent grocery stores.
 
2013-10-09 10:25:30 AM
She should have stuck with pastatution
 
2013-10-09 01:24:59 PM

Barnstormer: She should have stuck with pastatution


Winner.

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2013-10-09 02:37:57 PM
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