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(KMPH San Joaquin Valley)   Let's check in with Cliff Claven to see what he thinks about Obamacare   (kmph.com) divider line 51
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2013-10-09 08:53:05 AM  
He was fired?
Where are the felony charges?
Messing with the mail is serious business.
 
2013-10-09 09:02:43 AM  
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2013-10-09 09:17:12 AM  
They did a study comparing postal workers to chimpanzees. They proved that chimps were 32% slower...of course, they were better with public relations.
 
2013-10-09 09:18:07 AM  
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

I don't see anything in there about supporting tyrannical Marxism.
 
2013-10-09 09:26:10 AM  
Let's see, if you smack the crap out of a smart assed mailman you are assaulting a federal employee.
But if the federal employee commits mail fraud, theft of services, and malingering, you don't charge them with a felony?
 
2013-10-09 09:28:52 AM  
Uh oh, I think we've just given the GOP another idea on how to "stop" Obamacare.
 
2013-10-09 09:30:49 AM  

dletter: Uh oh, I think we've just given the GOP another idea on how to "stop" Obamacare.


They already use the tactic for voter registrations.
 
2013-10-09 09:37:47 AM  
Registered republicans should be banned from government employment.
 
2013-10-09 09:42:50 AM  
"Ruiz says the mail carrier, who was a temporary worker hired in August, was fire immediately."

Holy crap - the man spontaneously combusted (is combusted a word? Fark it, it is today) and THAT'S not the news headline?
 
2013-10-09 09:45:04 AM  

unlikely: Where are the felony charges?


Probably because this wasn't personal mail.  If it had been someone's bills or something, it would have been a bigger deal.

/my ex is a postie
//he used to toss the flyers and stuff too, so he could leave work faster
///also stole craploads of porn
 
2013-10-09 09:47:45 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Registered republicans should be banned from government employment.


As should registered democrats..
 
2013-10-09 09:48:15 AM  
Ruiz says the mail carrier, who was a temporary worker hired in August, was fire immediately.
No details weather a steak was involved.
 
2013-10-09 09:48:49 AM  
Well, you see Norm... Obamacare is evil, therefore I'm completely in the right to not deliver it.
 
2013-10-09 09:51:22 AM  

Literally Addicted: unlikely: Where are the felony charges?

Probably because this wasn't personal mail.  If it had been someone's bills or something, it would have been a bigger deal.

/my ex is a postie
//he used to toss the flyers and stuff too, so he could leave work faster
///also stole craploads of porn


A carrier in my home town got fired for intercepting Playboys.
 
2013-10-09 09:52:15 AM  
I'm sure John Ratzenberger would do the same. He is a far right wing prick.
 
2013-10-09 09:53:00 AM  

Rattrap007: HotWingConspiracy: Registered republicans should be banned from government employment.

As should registered democrats..


But they don't have a visceral hatred of government and wish for its demise.

I wouldn't hire a mechanic that thinks the auto industry should be abolished and that owning a car is the real problem.
 
2013-10-09 09:53:33 AM  
Little known fact, Normie- John Ratzenberger is a crazy teabagger in real life.
 
2013-10-09 09:54:30 AM  
Nobody from the post office has ever cracked the 50% barrier.
 
2013-10-09 09:55:28 AM  

Literally Addicted: unlikely: Where are the felony charges?

Probably because this wasn't personal mail.  If it had been someone's bills or something, it would have been a bigger deal.

/my ex is a postie
//he used to toss the flyers and stuff too, so he could leave work faster
///also stole craploads of porn


A guy in Colorado got the book thrown at him for tossing junk mail. But on the other hand he was Esquire Magazine's "Dubious hero of the year" in 1989...
 
2013-10-09 09:56:10 AM  
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2013-10-09 09:57:00 AM  

Mister Buttons: Well, you see Norm... Obamacare is evil, therefore I'm completely in the right to not deliver it.


Perfect.
 
2013-10-09 09:57:10 AM  

show me: I'm sure John Ratzenberger would do the same. He is a far right wing prick.


And he covers for child molesters.
www.cathnewsusa.com

// AN YER NEXT
// sorry for the nightmare fuel
 
2013-10-09 10:03:09 AM  
 
2013-10-09 10:06:20 AM  
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2013-10-09 10:08:25 AM  
This is further proof that Obamacare is costing jobs.
 
2013-10-09 10:11:13 AM  
Last I checked, mail carriers weren't hired to espouse their political beliefs while on the job, so it's good he got fired.  No one cares if you agree with one party or the other, save that for your time off the clock.  Deliver the farking mail like you're being paid to, and keep your opinions to yourself.
 
2013-10-09 10:14:38 AM  

unlikely: He was fired?


According to the article, he was fire.
 
2013-10-09 10:20:21 AM  
"And DNA, as we all know, stands for 'Danes are not aggressive.' "

"Oh, Cliffy, that's not true. Everyone knows that DNA stands for deoxyribonucleic acid."

"Yes, Diane, but if you take the latin declension of that you'll see that my point is still moot."


/favorite quote. (from memory)
 
2013-10-09 10:21:28 AM  
That guy as an absolute douchenozzle to work with.  Oh yeah, don't call him Cliff.  He hates that.
 
2013-10-09 10:22:17 AM  
It's a little known fact that ahh there's no results when you GIS "Cliff Claven on fire".
 
2013-10-09 10:26:22 AM  

Coco LaFemme: Last I checked, mail carriers weren't hired to espouse their political beliefs while on the job, so it's good he got fired.  No one cares if you agree with one party or the other, save that for your time off the clock.  Deliver the farking mail like you're being paid to, and keep your opinions to yourself.


Seriously.  what if, instead of Obamacare, the guy was an avid anti pornography advocate and started throwing away people's playboy and hustler deliveries.  How many farkers would be in support of that?
 
2013-10-09 10:37:02 AM  
Ruiz says the mail carrier, who was a temporary worker hired in August, was fire immediately.

You Fire - NO YOU Fire

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sorry it's all I can think of now.
Oh and Hot as a fire too
 
2013-10-09 10:48:45 AM  

BitwiseShift: Ruiz says the mail carrier, who was a temporary worker hired in August, was fire immediately.
No details weather a steak was involved.


I think if your going to rip on someone for a typo, you should make sure have you're grammar write.
 
2013-10-09 11:06:08 AM  

Coco LaFemme: Last I checked, mail carriers weren't hired to espouse their political beliefs while on the job, so it's good he got fired.  No one cares if you agree with one party or the other, save that for your time off the clock.  Deliver the farking mail like you're being paid to, and keep your opinions to yourself.


I saw nothing in the article to suggest that his treatment of the mail had anything to do with its content. My guess is he had a bunch of heavy envelopes to deliver and didn't want to spend the time/effort to distribute them.  So, he ditched them all, and they happened to be about the ACA.
 
2013-10-09 11:41:17 AM  
So what? Junk mail. He did everyone a favor. He should be promoted.
 
2013-10-09 11:45:25 AM  

Coco LaFemme: Last I checked, mail carriers weren't hired to espouse their political beliefs while on the job, so it's good he got fired.  No one cares if you agree with one party or the other, save that for your time off the clock.  Deliver the farking mail like you're being paid to, and keep your opinions to yourself.


If only teachers would do the same.
 
2013-10-09 12:16:41 PM  

Diogenes: Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor glom of nit stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

I don't see anything in there about supporting tyrannical Marxism.


FTFY
 
2013-10-09 12:20:31 PM  

ManateeGag: Coco LaFemme: Last I checked, mail carriers weren't hired to espouse their political beliefs while on the job, so it's good he got fired.  No one cares if you agree with one party or the other, save that for your time off the clock.  Deliver the farking mail like you're being paid to, and keep your opinions to yourself.

Seriously.  what if, instead of Obamacare, the guy was an avid anti pornography advocate and started throwing away people's playboy and hustler deliveries.  How many farkers would be in support of that?


They still publish Playboy and Hustler?  The print edition?
 
2013-10-09 12:30:52 PM  
I'm still amused by all these brave employees of the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT (postal workers, Congress, etc.) who are upset enough about Obamacare to try to fark it up for other people, but not upset enough to quit their jobs so they don't work for the administration they claim is so terrible.

If you're gonna be a colossal asshole, at least be consistent about it.
 
2013-10-09 12:31:36 PM  

zepher: Coco LaFemme: Last I checked, mail carriers weren't hired to espouse their political beliefs while on the job, so it's good he got fired.  No one cares if you agree with one party or the other, save that for your time off the clock.  Deliver the farking mail like you're being paid to, and keep your opinions to yourself.

If only teachers would do the same.


Because facts have a liberal bias, right?
 
2013-10-09 12:47:24 PM  
He kept looking over his shoulder. It's almost as if he knew that what he was doing was wrong....!
 
2013-10-09 01:09:54 PM  
Ah, for Christ's sake .. he should be awarded a Medal of Honor for saving lives ..
 
2013-10-09 01:57:17 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: Ah, for Christ's sake .. he should be awarded a Medal of Honor for saving lives ..


The lives of whom? All those people who couldn't afford to see a doctor but now can? Because that totes makes sense.

You've outdone yourself with this post, Didle. You should be proud.
 
2013-10-09 02:17:32 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I'm still amused by all these brave employees of the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT (postal workers, Congress, etc.) who are upset enough about Obamacare to try to fark it up for other people, but not upset enough to quit their jobs so they don't work for the administration they claim is so terrible.

If you're gonna be a colossal asshole, at least be consistent about it.


He's just trying to change gov't from the inside. I guess that makes him an hero.
 
2013-10-09 02:33:15 PM  
Which proves that you can indeed fire a mail carrier.   Something good coming out of Obamacare.
 
2013-10-09 03:20:27 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Last I checked, mail carriers weren't hired to espouse their political beliefs while on the job, so it's good he got fired.  No one cares if you agree with one party or the other, save that for your time off the clock.  Deliver the farking mail like you're being paid to, and keep your opinions to yourself.


There's nothing in the article to suggest that this had anything to do with his political affiliation. He dumped them so that he wouldn't have to deliver them and could back to the office on time. I know, I know - a temporary federal employee being lazy and taking shortcuts DOES stretch the limits of credulity, but it is technically possible. I hope I didn't rain on anyone's right-wing-rage-boner-circle-jerk.
 
2013-10-09 03:55:08 PM  

here to help: zepher: Coco LaFemme: Last I checked, mail carriers weren't hired to espouse their political beliefs while on the job, so it's good he got fired.  No one cares if you agree with one party or the other, save that for your time off the clock.  Deliver the farking mail like you're being paid to, and keep your opinions to yourself.

If only teachers would do the same.

Because facts have a liberal bias, right?


One of the biggest lies espoused by the Left.
Actual facts have no bias.
 
2013-10-09 04:26:20 PM  

zepher: here to help: zepher: Coco LaFemme: Last I checked, mail carriers weren't hired to espouse their political beliefs while on the job, so it's good he got fired.  No one cares if you agree with one party or the other, save that for your time off the clock.  Deliver the farking mail like you're being paid to, and keep your opinions to yourself.

If only teachers would do the same.

Because facts have a liberal bias, right?

One of the biggest lies espoused by the Left.
Actual facts have no bias.


*facepalm*
 
2013-10-09 10:40:31 PM  
"He was running late and wanted to get back to the post office on time."
 Ruiz says the mail carrier, who was a temporary worker hired in August, .......

Sounds like another part-timer being kept under 29 1/2 hours so he can't get Obamacare.
 
2013-10-10 11:38:14 AM  

zepher: here to help: zepher: Coco LaFemme: Last I checked, mail carriers weren't hired to espouse their political beliefs while on the job, so it's good he got fired.  No one cares if you agree with one party or the other, save that for your time off the clock.  Deliver the farking mail like you're being paid to, and keep your opinions to yourself.

If only teachers would do the same.

Because facts have a liberal bias, right?

One of the biggest lies espoused by the Left.
Actual facts have no bias.


Not sure if this is an attempt at humor or an epic missing of the point...

/Hint: they're mocking the right's paranoid claims that everyone who says anything they don't like is biased against them...
//And, since actual facts and reality tend to be things they don't like, well... You can work it out from here...
 
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