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9188 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Oct 2013 at 7:25 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-09 12:36:20 AM  
I really didn't think people could be that strange until I lived in Florida.

I've seen every stripe of freak known to man, and many yet undiscovered.
 
2013-10-09 12:51:11 AM  
Ahhhhh Vero, good times, good times.
 
2013-10-09 07:32:05 AM  
Now I'll relate this little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night she knocks on my door
Drunk again and looking to score
 
2013-10-09 07:33:00 AM  
web.tcpalm.com
 
2013-10-09 07:34:05 AM  
It's a miracle the "female" even has a boyfriend! Damn, who wouldn't reject that creature?!
 
2013-10-09 07:34:11 AM  
Her name: La Crystal King-Woolfork

Why?

WHY?!

/Why hyphenate?
 
db2
2013-10-09 07:36:06 AM  
I AM KING WOOLFORK. TREMBLE, MY SUBJECTS.
 
2013-10-09 07:39:57 AM  
Mamma be  horny bro.
 
2013-10-09 07:45:39 AM  
I hope the ladies washed up before the 0ral.   After a night at the Shake Your Booty club things get really funky down there.

/true
 
2013-10-09 07:50:07 AM  
i1.ytimg.com

"This deal's getting worse all the time"
 
2013-10-09 07:59:29 AM  
Well, it's better than a stick in your eye.
 
2013-10-09 08:02:13 AM  
Gifford or Oslo? (reads police report)  Ahh, Oslo.

Vero. NEVER GET OFF THE ISLAND! (unless you need to go to Home Depot or Publix).
 
2013-10-09 08:03:23 AM  

feckingmorons: I really didn't think people could be that strange until I lived in Florida.

I've seen every stripe of freak known to man, and many yet undiscovered.




The thing about Florida is the crazy is so spread out.
 
2013-10-09 08:03:35 AM  
King-Woolfork said she wanted her boyfriend to have sex with her and the other woman, but he declined.

Lost an eye and a Man Card.
 
2013-10-09 08:08:23 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: King-Woolfork said she wanted her boyfriend to have sex with her and the other woman, but he declined.

Lost an eye and a Man Card.


Maybe they were both fat chicks.

/Yeah, yeah, insert studman69 reference here.
//Then go somewhere else.
 
2013-10-09 08:09:32 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: King-Woolfork said she wanted her boyfriend to have sex with her and the other woman, but he declined.

Lost an eye and a Man Card.


Could be he's so Man he gets that shiat all the time and just wasn't feeling it.
 
2013-10-09 08:15:26 AM  

Fafai: Harry Freakstorm: King-Woolfork said she wanted her boyfriend to have sex with her and the other woman, but he declined.

Lost an eye and a Man Card.

Could be he's so Man he gets that shiat all the time and just wasn't feeling it.




thesportsmole.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-09 08:21:51 AM  
Lots of "she said" / "she said" in that article.
 
2013-10-09 08:29:47 AM  

www.nickchinlund.com


Should've taken the money

 
2013-10-09 08:30:21 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: The thing about Florida is the crazy is so spread out.


It is the worlds largest free-range insane asylum.
 
2013-10-09 08:30:47 AM  
Once again, no means no.
 
2013-10-09 08:35:07 AM  

Public Savant: Her name: La Crystal King-Woolfork

Why?

WHY?!

/Why hyphenate?


s21.postimg.org
 
2013-10-09 08:38:15 AM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Ms. Woolfork's fur spoon.
 
2013-10-09 08:43:03 AM  
www.flashasylum.com
 
2013-10-09 08:45:43 AM  
Good old Zero Beach
 
2013-10-09 08:59:43 AM  
He shouldn't have crossed his heart and hoped to die.
 
2013-10-09 09:06:52 AM  
Sometimes you have to take one for the team...dude, just lay back and let her ride.  So much better than a hospital visit
 
2013-10-09 09:07:43 AM  
To be fair, I would had to pass on that myself.
 
2013-10-09 09:29:26 AM  

H31N0US: StoPPeRmobile: The thing about Florida is the crazy is so spread out.

It is the worlds largest free-range insane asylum.




Agrred, and I say it is because land was so cheap for so long. Notice the lack of segregated communities like up north. Trailers next to mansions. Recipe for fun!
 
2013-10-09 09:30:05 AM  
Ok, now the other eye, and maybe we can get this thing to work...
 
2013-10-09 09:37:50 AM  
So does that mean the relationship is over?
 
2013-10-09 09:38:18 AM  

swaxhog: [www.nickchinlund.com image 746x412]
Should've taken the money


Ha! Good reference.

/also what came to mind
 
2013-10-09 09:38:35 AM  

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Harry Freakstorm: King-Woolfork said she wanted her boyfriend to have sex with her and the other woman, but he declined.

Lost an eye and a Man Card.

Maybe they were both fat chicks.

/Yeah, yeah, insert studman69 reference here.
//Then go somewhere else.


Look, La Crystal isn't really my type, but if my choices are either losing an eye, or having a threesome with two fluffy girls... well, as they say, it's more cushion for the pushin'.
 
2013-10-09 09:41:05 AM  
I would have taken the deal. No question. and liked it!
 
2013-10-09 09:41:40 AM  

Gonz: Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Harry Freakstorm: King-Woolfork said she wanted her boyfriend to have sex with her and the other woman, but he declined.

Lost an eye and a Man Card.

Maybe they were both fat chicks.

/Yeah, yeah, insert studman69 reference here.
//Then go somewhere else.

Look, La Crystal isn't really my type, but if my choices are either losing an eye, or having a threesome with two fluffy girls... well, as they say, it's more cushion for the pushin'.




6 pack, football, and some Paxil.
 
2013-10-09 09:51:26 AM  
blogs.tcpalm.com
La Crystal King-Woolfork
Height 5'6" Weight 240 lbs
 
2013-10-09 10:08:30 AM  
La Crystal,
t3.gstatic.com
cdn.arwrath.com
 
2013-10-09 10:22:05 AM  
Skittish, Toombs. Real skittish.
 
2013-10-09 10:58:08 AM  
What a wool fork might look like:

farm2.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-09 12:11:34 PM  

swaxhog: [www.nickchinlund.com image 746x412]
Should've taken the money


That's what I came here for.

Get your eyes shined in the Slam.
 
2013-10-09 05:27:17 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: feckingmorons: I really didn't think people could be that strange until I lived in Florida.

I've seen every stripe of freak known to man, and many yet undiscovered.

The thing about Florida is the crazy is so spread out.


I think the epicenter is Plant City.
 
2013-10-09 09:12:48 PM  
SO HOW BAD IS THE DAMAGE TO THE GUYS EYE?!?!?

Sorry about the caps, but if an article is about someone getting stabbed in the eye with a knife it would be helpful to give an indication of the severity of the injury, perhaps by asking the doctor?
 
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