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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)   70-year-old woman pleads guilty to prostitution. With "if the lighting was just right" pic   (bozemandailychronicle.com) divider line 69
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2013-10-08 07:08:27 PM
No. Just no.
 
2013-10-08 07:26:13 PM
Sure, if just right means in an underground cave moments after the Sun blinked out of existence.
 
2013-10-08 07:48:34 PM
Only in very bright light, if my eyeballs had just been seared from their sockets by the flash of a hydrogen bomb detonation.
 
2013-10-08 08:00:02 PM
Y'all never been gummed?
 
2013-10-08 08:03:45 PM
She'll love you long time. Or at least as long as her ticker holds out.
 
2013-10-08 08:20:09 PM
Dab a little vaseline on the lens, add a touch of lensflare, that'd be quite a looker.
 
2013-10-08 08:21:00 PM
You're right.  If the lightening is just right, she is hot.
 
2013-10-08 08:22:24 PM
That would have to become reply bad light.
 
2013-10-08 08:53:36 PM
By "70 year old prostitute" standards, not bad.

However, she's neither young enough to be traditionally attractive, nor is she old and wizened enough to attract someone with an old lady fetish. She resides in the "Ungranny Valley", so to speak.
 
2013-10-08 09:18:06 PM

Cagey B: By "70 year old prostitute" standards, not bad.

However, she's neither young enough to be traditionally attractive, nor is she old and wizened enough to attract someone with an old lady fetish. She resides in the "Ungranny Valley", so to speak.


Bravo
 
2013-10-08 09:31:46 PM

SilentStrider: That would have to become reply bad light.


Dear god I hate autocorrect. That should have read "be a really bad light".
 
2013-10-08 10:20:00 PM
Oh mamasan! You so silly!
 
2013-10-08 10:21:24 PM
I will never be that desperate.
 
2013-10-08 10:25:08 PM
*clicks warily on link*

*closes eyes tightly*


cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-10-08 10:26:01 PM
There is no way in hell that I am clicking that link. The subby being honest is even scarier than the old "hot" meme.

/oh hell no
 
2013-10-08 10:27:20 PM

Cagey B: By "70 year old prostitute" standards, not bad.

However, she's neither young enough to be traditionally attractive, nor is she old and wizened enough to attract someone with an old lady fetish. She resides in the "Ungranny Valley", so to speak.


That was ridiculously well played. The sort of comment I only dream of having. Well done.
 
2013-10-08 10:32:42 PM
bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com
cdn.acidcow.com


/Lord have mercy!
 
2013-10-08 10:33:00 PM

Cagey B: By "70 year old prostitute" standards, not bad.

However, she's neither young enough to be traditionally attractive, nor is she old and wizened enough to attract someone with an old lady fetish. She resides in the "Ungranny Valley", so to speak.


That's earning a spot in my favorite quotes list. Your second contribution, I believe.

/next time I'm off mobile
 
2013-10-08 10:33:08 PM

Cagey B: By "70 year old prostitute" standards, not bad.

However, she's neither young enough to be traditionally attractive, nor is she old and wizened enough to attract someone with an old lady fetish. She resides in the "Ungranny Valley", so to speak.


Since you came up with your post so quickly, I'm assuming you've put a lot of thought into the subject.
 
2013-10-08 10:35:19 PM
i.imgur.com

She appears to be on target.
 
2013-10-08 10:35:45 PM
Keep sharpies away from Koreans, too.
 
2013-10-08 10:38:27 PM
Isn't she on Grey's Anatomy?
 
2013-10-08 10:38:30 PM
All in all, she'd probably be a big hit at the Senior Citizens' Center dance.
 
2013-10-08 10:39:49 PM

FrancoFile: I will never be that desperate.


Wait until you're 70
 
2013-10-08 10:41:59 PM
At some point in your life, "nice to you" and "enthusiastic" trump hot.

/off my lawn.
 
2013-10-08 10:46:28 PM

SquiggsIN: Isn't she on Grey's Anatomy?


She HAS grey anatomy.
 
2013-10-08 10:51:53 PM

whatshisname: FrancoFile: I will never be that desperate.

Wait until you're 70


By the time I'm 70, plastic surgery will be much better...
 
2013-10-08 10:52:01 PM
She's Ok.
 
2013-10-08 10:52:21 PM
Yobosayo's lady parts probably smell like rotten kimchi.
 
2013-10-08 10:54:37 PM

Prey4reign: Yobosayo's lady parts probably smell like rotten kimchi.


Rotten kimchi smells just like non-rotten kimchi.
 
2013-10-08 10:54:47 PM
How much was she paying?
 
2013-10-08 10:55:11 PM

FrancoFile: whatshisname: FrancoFile: I will never be that desperate.

Wait until you're 70

By the time I'm 70, plastic surgery will be much better...


Or robot wives will be affordable and plentiful.
 
2013-10-08 10:56:56 PM

Apos: /Lord have mercy!


You did nothing to help my dreams tonight after watching Dawn of the Dead.

/contestant number one I guess
 
2013-10-08 10:57:32 PM
Just don't look down
 
2013-10-08 11:00:32 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: FrancoFile: whatshisname: FrancoFile: I will never be that desperate.

Wait until you're 70

By the time I'm 70, plastic surgery will be much better...

Or robot wives will be affordable and plentiful.


Harcourt!  Harcourt Fenton Mudd!
 
2013-10-08 11:10:59 PM

dittybopper: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: FrancoFile: whatshisname: FrancoFile: I will never be that desperate.

Wait until you're 70

By the time I'm 70, plastic surgery will be much better...

Or robot wives will be affordable and plentiful.

Harcourt!  Harcourt Fenton Mudd!


:-)   One of the greatest episodes.
 
2013-10-08 11:13:52 PM
movietimes.s3.amazonaws.com

Candy Samples is 73.

just sayin'
 
2013-10-08 11:14:12 PM

dittybopper: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: FrancoFile: whatshisname: FrancoFile: I will never be that desperate.

Wait until you're 70

By the time I'm 70, plastic surgery will be much better...

Or robot wives will be affordable and plentiful.

Harcourt!  Harcourt Fenton Mudd!


No, my pop culture reference was the old guy on the Simpsons who stuck himself in the freezer.
 
2013-10-08 11:15:12 PM
Tardmitter is tard...
 
2013-10-08 11:15:33 PM
When I click on the story, it says: "Welcome to the discussion."

Who the hell cares what people have to say?
 
2013-10-08 11:20:02 PM
Ultraviolet light?
 
2013-10-08 11:26:12 PM
Personally, I would MUCH prefer a spider-pulls-botse-fly-larva-out-of-clown-face-while-he-tip-toes-along -rim-of-CN-Tower thread, thank-you-veddy-much.
 
2013-10-08 11:30:38 PM

orclover: [i.imgur.com image 850x255]

She appears to be on target.


120... lol
 
2013-10-08 11:31:19 PM

FrancoFile: whatshisname: FrancoFile: I will never be that desperate.

Wait until you're 70

By the time I'm 70, plastic surgery will be much better...


So will suicide, I hope.
 
2013-10-08 11:31:52 PM
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. She is the consummate professional - the Sensei of her trade.

Trust me on this, boys.
 
2013-10-08 11:32:42 PM

olddinosaur: When I click on the story, it says: "Welcome to the discussion."

Who the hell cares what people have to say?


I dunno.

Whatever.
 
2013-10-08 11:52:27 PM

kidakita: No. Just no.


Oh, you say that now but after you have a few tequila shots and her teeth come out you'll be whistling a different tune.
 
2013-10-09 12:10:48 AM
Remember. love is just a light switch away!
 
2013-10-09 12:48:45 AM
Just sad, really. No 70 year old wants to be a ho.
 
2013-10-09 12:52:58 AM

ko_kyi: At some point in your life, "nice to you" and "enthusiastic" trump hot.

/off my lawn.


Is it you prefer "nice to you" and "enthusiastic" or is it that you want the hotter girl, it is just you have become too kind hearted in your old age to break the heart of the homely looking girl that worships you?
 
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