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(The Smoking Gun)   Not News: Drunk driver leads cops on a chase. FARK: So driver could have enough time to finish his Big Mac he just purchased   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 44
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2013-10-08 08:23:47 PM
I need two hands to eat a Big Mac. I don't see how you could drive while eating one.
 
2013-10-08 08:40:49 PM

fusillade762: I need two hands to eat a Big Mac. I don't see how you could drive while eating one.


That's what your knees are for.
 
2013-10-08 09:13:27 PM
Was it that guy who rescued those girls in Chicago?
 
2013-10-08 09:14:53 PM

fusillade762: I need two hands to eat a Big Mac. I don't see how you could drive while eating one.


You are thinking of a whopper.
 
2013-10-08 09:17:33 PM
Sounds like a legit reason to me. The fries and cola not so much.
 
2013-10-08 09:20:20 PM
"Miller, who smelled of booze and was slurring his speech, apologized to Smith, saying he "was too drunk and he just wanted to eat his Big Mac before he stopped."

Some people call him the space cowboy. Some call him the gangster of love. Some people call him Grimace, cause he speaks of the pompatus of Big Macs.
 
2013-10-08 09:21:33 PM
Worth it!
 
2013-10-08 09:24:46 PM
normally I find them revolting, but goddamn if I don't just have an urge for a big mac like every 16 months or so.
 
2013-10-08 09:27:37 PM
Idiot should have pulled over and just refused to open the car door until he finished.

Cops can't break your window to pull you out if you're stopped and not a threat to anyone.
 
2013-10-08 09:28:20 PM

calbert: normally I find them revolting, but goddamn if I don't just have an urge for a big mac like every 16 months or so.

I get the same urge for KFC once a year or so.

 
2013-10-08 09:33:05 PM

bojon: calbert: normally I find them revolting, but goddamn if I don't just have an urge for a big mac like every 16 months or so.

I get the same urge for KFC once a year or so.


I get the same urge for Long john silvers once or so.
 
2013-10-08 09:33:35 PM
Go big or go home.
 
2013-10-08 09:34:21 PM
he sounds fat
 
2013-10-08 09:34:40 PM
Fark handle?
 
2013-10-08 09:35:23 PM

calbert: normally I find them revolting, but goddamn if I don't just have an urge for a big mac like every 16 months or so.


Aw dang, I didn't until I read this, but now I'm thinking "I could really go for a Big Mac". And I haven't had one in years.
 
2013-10-08 09:36:38 PM
Not that I know anything about this, but when the police pull you over, there's about 3 minutes to kill while they are getting info about you while letting you think and sweat it out. Plenty of time to eat that big mac. Amateur.
 
2013-10-08 09:38:39 PM
whaddya think this is?
some kinda joke?
gimme 10 Big Macs and a small diet coke
I pull up to the window with my radio playin'
I grab the bag and leave without payin'
I weave down the road for a block
jugglin' a beer and a a styrofoam box
 
2013-10-08 09:39:22 PM
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible SUV, hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers Big Macs from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non- biodegradable Styrofoam containers!

/sounds like a real asshole
 
2013-10-08 09:40:57 PM

fusillade762: I need two hands to eat a Big Mac. I don't see how you could drive while eating one.


Are you kidding me? I think the only times I've eaten a Big Mac are when I'm driving. You may get a little but of lettuce lap but it's totally doable.
 
2013-10-08 09:46:34 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: fusillade762: I need two hands to eat a Big Mac. I don't see how you could drive while eating one.

Are you kidding me? I think the only times I've eaten a Big Mac are when I'm driving. You may get a little but of lettuce lap but it's totally doable.


The lettuce is doable?

You sick fark . . .
 
2013-10-08 09:47:04 PM
Well, if you are already going to go to jail...
 
2013-10-08 09:51:42 PM

calbert: normally I find them revolting, but goddamn if I don't just have an urge for a big mac like every 16 months or so.


studentministrygames.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-08 09:53:10 PM

Old Huntstein: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: fusillade762: I need two hands to eat a Big Mac. I don't see how you could drive while eating one.

Are you kidding me? I think the only times I've eaten a Big Mac are when I'm driving. You may get a little but of lettuce lap but it's totally doable.

The lettuce is doable?

You sick fark . . .


Some people love vegetables.
 
2013-10-08 09:55:23 PM

Old Huntstein: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: fusillade762: I need two hands to eat a Big Mac. I don't see how you could drive while eating one.

Are you kidding me? I think the only times I've eaten a Big Mac are when I'm driving. You may get a little but of lettuce lap but it's totally doable.

The lettuce is doable?

You sick fark . . .


It's the only way he can get head.
 
2013-10-08 10:00:49 PM
I need two hands to eat a Big Mac. I don't see how you could drive while eating one.

Tiny hands, eh?


www.sonicnation.ca
 
2013-10-08 10:03:15 PM
Too early for flapjacks?
 
2013-10-08 10:03:19 PM

fusillade762: I need two hands to eat a Big Mac. I don't see how you could drive while eating one.


community.suntimes.com
 
2013-10-08 10:04:17 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: calbert: normally I find them revolting, but goddamn if I don't just have an urge for a big mac like every 16 months or so.

[studentministrygames.files.wordpress.com image 500x494]


Best guess, that is actually a picture of two brown sponge patties, silicone sealant, green paint, yellow plastic, on a sesame-seed-studded fiberboard.

A real Big Mac looks like
brassmonkeyshow.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-08 10:06:16 PM

Old Huntstein: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: fusillade762: I need two hands to eat a Big Mac. I don't see how you could drive while eating one.

Are you kidding me? I think the only times I've eaten a Big Mac are when I'm driving. You may get a little but of lettuce lap but it's totally doable.

The lettuce is doable?

You sick fark . . .


How do you think they get the special sauce...
 
2013-10-08 10:06:49 PM
It's not like the cops were going to give the driver their donuts.
 
2013-10-08 10:10:51 PM

Sgygus: It's not like the cops were going to give the driver their donuts.


Let's see, a Big Mac in one hand, a steering wheel in the other...

Okay, I do *not* want to know how the guy would hold his donut.
 
2013-10-08 10:41:23 PM
I just get a side of Mac sauce when I get a pair of McDoubles as a snack.

/I sound fat
 
2013-10-08 11:03:29 PM

dj_bigbird: whaddya think this is?
some kinda joke?
gimme 10 Big Macs and a small diet coke
I pull up to the window with my radio playin'
I grab the bag and leave without payin'
I weave down the road for a block
jugglin' a beer and a a styrofoam box


Win
 
2013-10-08 11:03:31 PM

Some Coke Drinking Guy: Well, if you are already going to go to jail...


Could be his reasoning.

We had a local guy once, led the county mounties on a 6 mile low-speed chase back to his driveway.

People thought he was stupid. I thought it was brilliant. He was driving on a suspended license, so he knew there wasn't much they could do to him except put him in jail.  By driving home, he avoided the tow fee, the daily charge from the impound lot, and got to feed his dogs before being hauled away.

/Jail food sucks
//I get the hungries when I been drinking, too
 
2013-10-08 11:09:33 PM
Soooo I saw the commercial and figured I would give it a go...have to say not bad..

junkfoodbetty.com
 
2013-10-08 11:17:46 PM

fusillade762: I need two hands to eat a Big Mac. I don't see how you could drive while eating one.


I'll have to introduce you to my sister the doctor. She can drive fast and eat soup.
 
2013-10-08 11:30:54 PM
Might as well, right? They don't let you eat that kind of stuff in jail. It's perfectly sound drunk logic.
 
2013-10-09 12:46:31 AM

Snarfangel: HindiDiscoMonster: calbert: normally I find them revolting, but goddamn if I don't just have an urge for a big mac like every 16 months or so.

[studentministrygames.files.wordpress.com image 500x494]

Best guess, that is actually a picture of two brown sponge patties, silicone sealant, green paint, yellow plastic, on a sesame-seed-studded fiberboard.

A real Big Mac looks like
[brassmonkeyshow.files.wordpress.com image 320x221]


Yeah, well your description sounds more appetizing.

Probably healthier too.
 
2013-10-09 12:49:47 AM

cyberspacedout: Might as well, right? They don't let you eat that kind of stuff in jail. It's perfectly sound drunk logic.


i758.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-09 02:13:10 AM

eas81: Soooo I saw the commercial and figured I would give it a go...have to say not bad..


First one I had, the farkers forgot the bacon...

Heathens!
 
2013-10-09 03:48:20 AM
They left out LIKE A BOSS.
 
2013-10-09 05:13:10 AM
I used to just add Mac-Sauce to smaller burgers. The farkers at most stores charge about .50 for that shiat, nowadays.
 
2013-10-09 08:18:28 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Idiot should have pulled over and just refused to open the car door until he finished.

Cops can't break your window to pull you out if you're stopped and not a threat to anyone.




thenypost.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-09 07:53:00 PM
Buh...buh...but it'll get all dried out if he left it till he got out of jail.

(runs to check behind seats in vette.)
 
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