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(ABC Local)   Things every preschooler should have in his backpack....crayons, pencils, construction paper, dime bags of crack cocaine, glue sticks and an art smock   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 25
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2013-10-08 05:44:41 PM
No submitter, that list is in error! A child should not have cocaine in his or her possession. First, cocaine is illegal to posses. Secondly, it's a dangerous drug with the potential for serious physiological harm. I suppose, submitter, you may know all this and decided to still ham-handedly force a tired, was-never-funny-to-begin-with joke on us and you had your stupidity rewarded by an employee of Fark.com, but I doubt you're that terrible of a person.
 
2013-10-08 05:45:16 PM
We were frugal, so I only got nickel bags of crystal methamphetamine and I had to wear one of my dad's old worn-out dress shirts during art class.
 
2013-10-08 05:46:49 PM
The schools no longer provide the smocks?

Contrabulous Flabtraption: No submitter, that list is in error! A child should not have cocaine in his or her possession. First, cocaine is illegal to posses. Secondly, it's a dangerous drug with the potential for serious physiological harm. I suppose, submitter, you may know all this and decided to still ham-handedly force a tired, was-never-funny-to-begin-with joke on us and you had your stupidity rewarded by an employee of Fark.com, but I doubt you're that terrible of a person.


Wow.  And I thought I was sick of the "queen my dishes please" kid on the commercial.
 
2013-10-08 05:47:32 PM
Pencils? They could use them to stab another person. I don't understand your logic, subby.
 
2013-10-08 05:48:16 PM
What about the guns? Don't forget the guns!
 
2013-10-08 05:48:59 PM

ten foiled hats: Wow. And I thought I was sick of the "queen my dishes please" kid on the commercial.


That child singlehandedly turned me racist against fat hispanic kids.
 
2013-10-08 05:50:16 PM

Yogimus: ten foiled hats: Wow. And I thought I was sick of the "queen my dishes please" kid on the commercial.

That child singlehandedly turned me racist against fat hispanic kids.


Manny from Modern Family turned me

/worst character on TV
 
2013-10-08 05:55:47 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: No submitter, that list is in error! A child should not have cocaine in his or her possession. First, cocaine is illegal to posses. Secondly, it's a dangerous drug with the potential for serious physiological harm. I suppose, submitter, you may know all this and decided to still ham-handedly force a tired, was-never-funny-to-begin-with joke on us and you had your stupidity rewarded by an employee of Fark.com, but I doubt you're that terrible of a person.


What if it is medical cocaine and the kid uses it for medicinal purposes?
 
2013-10-08 05:57:04 PM

Robo Beat: We were frugal, so I only got nickel bags of crystal methamphetamine and I had to wear one of my dad's old worn-out dress shirts during art class.


Youse was poor. I was rich, my uncle dealt drugs, so I got pot by the pallet and crystal by the kilo.
 
2013-10-08 06:01:33 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: No submitter, that list is in error! A child should not have cocaine in his or her possession. First, cocaine is illegal to posses. Secondly, it's a dangerous drug with the potential for serious physiological harm. I suppose, submitter, you may know all this and decided to still ham-handedly force a tired, was-never-funny-to-begin-with joke on us and you had your stupidity rewarded by an employee of Fark.com, but I doubt you're that terrible of a person.


Can't tell if serious, or troll...
 
2013-10-08 06:03:13 PM
Oh yeah, you gotta have an art smock.  Kids are messy.  Plus, smock is a fun word.  Smock.  Smock smock smock.

/Smock.
 
2013-10-08 06:04:33 PM

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: Contrabulous Flabtraption: No submitter, that list is in error! A child should not have cocaine in his or her possession. First, cocaine is illegal to posses. Secondly, it's a dangerous drug with the potential for serious physiological harm. I suppose, submitter, you may know all this and decided to still ham-handedly force a tired, was-never-funny-to-begin-with joke on us and you had your stupidity rewarded by an employee of Fark.com, but I doubt you're that terrible of a person.

Can't tell if serious, or troll...


See? This is what happens when you fail to append the obligatory "...wait, what?" to your headline.
 
2013-10-08 06:05:10 PM

lifeboat: Oh yeah, you gotta have an art smock.  Kids are messy.  Plus, smock is a fun word.  Smock.  Smock smock smock.

/Smock.


What kind of art smock though? I was a big fan of the backwards dress shirt. Some kids though were fancy and had giant plastic bibs...
 
2013-10-08 06:05:25 PM

lifeboat: Oh yeah, you gotta have an art smock.  Kids are messy.  Plus, smock is a fun word.  Smock.  Smock smock smock.

/Smock.


Schnapps is more fun.
 
2013-10-08 06:06:28 PM

Pawprint: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: Contrabulous Flabtraption: No submitter, that list is in error! A child should not have cocaine in his or her possession. First, cocaine is illegal to posses. Secondly, it's a dangerous drug with the potential for serious physiological harm. I suppose, submitter, you may know all this and decided to still ham-handedly force a tired, was-never-funny-to-begin-with joke on us and you had your stupidity rewarded by an employee of Fark.com, but I doubt you're that terrible of a person.

Can't tell if serious, or troll...

See? This is what happens when you fail to append the obligatory "...wait, what?" to your headline.


Oh and like that hasn't been played out too...
 
2013-10-08 06:11:27 PM

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: lifeboat: Oh yeah, you gotta have an art smock.  Kids are messy.  Plus, smock is a fun word.  Smock.  Smock smock smock.

/Smock.

What kind of art smock though? I was a big fan of the backwards dress shirt. Some kids though were fancy and had giant plastic bibs...


Don't knock my smock, or I'll clean your clock!
 
2013-10-08 06:13:22 PM
My kids always used one of my old t-shirts for a smock.
 
2013-10-08 06:14:48 PM

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: Pawprint: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: Contrabulous Flabtraption: No submitter, that list is in error! A child should not have cocaine in his or her possession. First, cocaine is illegal to posses. Secondly, it's a dangerous drug with the potential for serious physiological harm. I suppose, submitter, you may know all this and decided to still ham-handedly force a tired, was-never-funny-to-begin-with joke on us and you had your stupidity rewarded by an employee of Fark.com, but I doubt you're that terrible of a person.

Can't tell if serious, or troll...

See? This is what happens when you fail to append the obligatory "...wait, what?" to your headline.

Oh and like that hasn't been played out too...


C.F. is the parent of said child? Is why pissed?

/glass pipe and a bic lighter missing from supplies
 
2013-10-08 06:14:56 PM
dolphkhan: Don't knock my smock, or I'll cleanmock your clock!

Better?
 
2013-10-08 06:17:25 PM

dolphkhan: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: lifeboat: Oh yeah, you gotta have an art smock.  Kids are messy.  Plus, smock is a fun word.  Smock.  Smock smock smock.

/Smock.

What kind of art smock though? I was a big fan of the backwards dress shirt. Some kids though were fancy and had giant plastic bibs...

Don't knock my smock, or I'll clean your clock!


Oh so you were the kid with the fancy smock.... Well go ahead a clean my clock...it's kind of dusty anyway. I'll just sit here in my frock and watch while I drink  some schnapps.
 
2013-10-08 06:17:40 PM

FarkQued: glass pipe and a bic lighter missing from supplies


Bullsh*t, they use those cheap-assed Cricket lighters with the flame set to "rescue flare".
 
2013-10-08 06:17:53 PM
Wait--kids use smocks in art class now?

I went to a decently upscale Catholic elementary school as a kid (preschool through sixth grade), and we didn't use smocks. We finger-painted our asses off, and if you got paint on your (uniform) shirt--too f**king bad, live with it until you get home.

My nieces, on the other hand, go to a public elementary school and had to wear cheap plastic smocks (may as well have been plastic garbage bags) to protect their delicate snowflake selves from the paint some of my old classmates may as well have eaten. We really have gotten a bit stupid about all this "protect the kids!" bullcrap, haven't we?

My elementary education was spectacular, even if it was private and Catholic (mass every Friday morning didn't kill us, but it wasn't my favorite part). The teachers were excellent educators with genuine concern, the principles were all there in maths, sciences, history, &c., and I was, to say the least, well-educated.
 
2013-10-08 06:27:00 PM

FarkQued: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: Pawprint: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: Contrabulous Flabtraption: No submitter, that list is in error! A child should not have cocaine in his or her possession. First, cocaine is illegal to posses. Secondly, it's a dangerous drug with the potential for serious physiological harm. I suppose, submitter, you may know all this and decided to still ham-handedly force a tired, was-never-funny-to-begin-with joke on us and you had your stupidity rewarded by an employee of Fark.com, but I doubt you're that terrible of a person.

Can't tell if serious, or troll...

See? This is what happens when you fail to append the obligatory "...wait, what?" to your headline.

Oh and like that hasn't been played out too...

C.F. is the parent of said child? Is why pissed?

/glass pipe and a bic lighter missing from supplies


Maybe he submitted it with a "better" headline...
 
2013-10-08 06:54:57 PM
From TFA: "The attendant approached the boy, and police say he handed her a small amount of what appeared to be drugs from of his pocket."

The whole thing?
 
2013-10-08 07:09:39 PM
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