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(RealClear)   Tom Hanks announces he has Type 2 diabetes, possibly due to diets required by his film roles, like shrimp kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad   (realclear.com) divider line 36
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2013-10-08 05:54:20 PM
jp10.r0tt.com
Don't forget the gallons and gallons of ice cream.
 
2013-10-08 05:55:02 PM
www.brandchannel.com
Also he has a farking soda machine in his apartment.
 
2013-10-08 05:55:05 PM
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2013-10-08 05:59:18 PM
Not to mention all that orange soda he had to drink during his time stranded on Wuponi Wu.

/and the sugary, empty calories of "You've Got Mail" and "Sleepless in Seattle."
 
2013-10-08 05:59:44 PM

buffalosoldier: [img.fark.net image 400x300]


It doesn't last as long for fat people?
 
2013-10-08 06:02:28 PM
smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net
 
2013-10-08 06:03:27 PM
He also has a brain cloud.
 
2013-10-08 06:05:31 PM
Tom Hanks trifecta now in play.
 
2013-10-08 06:06:18 PM
Hanks trifecta in play?

mashable.com
 
2013-10-08 06:08:50 PM
Swump gives one the diabetus?  F*ck.
 
2013-10-08 06:11:24 PM

Uzzah: Not to mention all that orange soda he had to drink during his time stranded on Wuponi Wu.


i291.photobucket.com
Hell Yes 1

i291.photobucket.com
Hell Yes 1a

i291.photobucket.com
Sure, Why Not

/brain cloud
 
2013-10-08 06:15:13 PM

farkingismybusiness: [jp10.r0tt.com image 400x291]
Don't forget the gallons and gallons of ice cream.


I was going to go with Chunky Monkey.  Your offering is far more awesome.

/bows humbly
 
2013-10-08 06:17:32 PM
Is that the good diabetes or the bad diabetes?
 
2013-10-08 06:38:25 PM
In before someone photoshops a Wilfred Brimley style *DIABEETUS.jpg*

/I'd do it myself but I aint got the chops
 
2013-10-08 06:44:51 PM
Next year, he wins his third Oscar for portraying Wilford Brimley in "Beetus: The Movie."
 
2013-10-08 07:01:34 PM
I chuckled subby
 
2013-10-08 07:05:02 PM
Houston, we have diabetes.
 
2013-10-08 07:11:41 PM
It's God punishing him for being a transvestite.
 
2013-10-08 07:14:22 PM
This just in: you don't need to be fat to get diabetes

/and it's a frikkin goldmine for the companies that make the testing supplies, lemme tell ya
 
2013-10-08 07:22:00 PM
Ya sure blame it on your career fatty.   Go be fat somewhere else.
 
2013-10-08 07:41:19 PM
he'd been struggling with high blood pressure since for over 20 years

Since for over?

Since for over.
Since for over.
Since for over.
Since for over.
 
2013-10-08 07:46:14 PM
Shrimp, shrimp, shrimp, Spam, shrimp and Spam,
 
2013-10-08 08:02:20 PM

Lipspinach: In before someone photoshops a Wilfred Brimley style *DIABEETUS.jpg*

/I'd do it myself but I aint got the chops


Did you know Brimley was once a bodyguard for Howard Hughes?
 
2013-10-08 08:19:39 PM
You don't say...

topnews.in
 
2013-10-08 08:52:44 PM
First he got Aids, and now diabetes?  Guy can't catch a break!
 
2013-10-08 09:06:58 PM

required by his film roles, like shrimp kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad


Cap'n Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters...
 
2013-10-08 09:08:15 PM

oukewldave: First he got Aids, and now diabetes?  Guy can't catch a break!


hey at least he got off that island, though I heard he got stuck in the airport after that.
 
2013-10-08 09:15:25 PM
Actually, with all that shrimp, I think gout would be the issue, not diabeetuss.
 
2013-10-08 09:30:58 PM
Life is like a box of chocolates:

Eat a bunch and youll wind up with diabetus.

/CUE THE BRIMLEY
 
2013-10-08 09:49:32 PM

stoli n coke: Next year, he wins his third Oscar for portraying Wilford Brimley in "Beetus: The Movie."


Actually, he's probably going to get his third Oscar for playing Walt Disney.
 
2013-10-08 10:20:38 PM
Hey, that's some heartbreaking news.


By the by, doesn't he have a movie due sometime soon?
 
2013-10-08 11:03:56 PM

AMonkey'sUncle: Shrimp, shrimp, shrimp, Spam, shrimp and Spam,


I don't like Spam.
 
2013-10-08 11:44:42 PM
s16.postimg.org

shrimp?  i love shrimp.  shrimp cocktails, shrimp  scampi, shrimp puffs, shrimp kabobs .... ... peanut butter and shrimp sandwiches, shrimp milkshakes, shrimp wine, count shrimpula cereal, and blueberry pie with a scoop of vanilla ice cream, a little brown sugar, and some shrimp.
 
2013-10-09 01:55:24 AM
Nothing to do with the high alcohol intake, eh, Tom?
 
2013-10-09 08:05:36 AM

Thanks for the Meme-ries: Uzzah: Not to mention all that orange soda he had to drink during his time stranded on Wuponi Wu.

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Hell Yes 1

[i291.photobucket.com image 359x293]
Hell Yes 1a

[i291.photobucket.com image 800x666]
Sure, Why Not

/brain cloud


YUCK!!!
 
2013-10-09 10:20:01 AM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Pickled brains, fried brains, Skag-fried brains, boiled brains, brains on a stick, boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew, kosher brains, brain fondue, RAAAW brains, brain soup, brain taco, brains-a-la-mode, stir-fried brains, brain pie, brains'n'creme, brain-filled donut, brains-over-easy, scrambled brain, poached brains, brains benedict...
 
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