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(Opposing Views)   "If we Christians don't participate in their sodomy, then we can be sued, bankrupted and jailed"   (opposingviews.com) divider line 192
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2013-10-08 05:23:49 PM  
"Sodomy will always be a sin in the eyes of God, even if its legal in Massachusetts, but now they want to force Christians to participate in this and they are forcing us at the point of the government sword to participate in their sin."

Really? The government is forcing people to have gay sex?

Oh no wait. The government is just stopping you from discriminating against those that do have gay sex.

It takes a real "special" person to think not being able to discriminate against those that do an act, is the exact same thing as doing the act.
 
2013-10-08 05:32:30 PM  
ok, i'll step up to the plate....i'm pretty sure that some members of the clergy would be pretty darn spiffy with participating in sodomy...

there.  got that one out of the way.
 
2013-10-08 05:38:34 PM  
Dr. Chaps?

You have GOT to be kidding me.
 
2013-10-08 05:38:40 PM  
I, for one, support the government forcing catholic school girls to give blow jobs. This is how I want my tax dollars spent.
 
2013-10-08 05:39:12 PM  
If "The Gays" are really this organized, we should elect them to congress.
 
2013-10-08 05:39:38 PM  

Weaver95: ok, i'll step up to the plate....i'm pretty sure that some members of the clergy would be pretty darn spiffy with participating in sodomy...

there.  got rubbed  that one out of the way.


FTFY
 
2013-10-08 05:41:00 PM  
He needs to get laid.
 
2013-10-08 05:41:12 PM  
Sodomy: Ezekiel 16:49.

I'd say that the Republicans have sodomy down cold.
 
2013-10-08 05:41:31 PM  
I have a song that will make it easier for them when sodomy has to occur.

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2013-10-08 05:41:56 PM  
Why do Gommorahites (Gommorese?) never get any shiat?
 
2013-10-08 05:42:12 PM  
DAMN STRAIGHT YOU WILL BE

Now kiss it
 
2013-10-08 05:42:38 PM  
This guy sounds like one of those bottoms who likes to give orders and is really controlling. Like a dominant bottom.
 
2013-10-08 05:43:12 PM  
You don't have to be dude on dude to enjoy sodomy.

EvilEgg: I, for one, support the government forcing catholic school girls to give blow jobs. This is how I want my tax dollars spent.


I was a Catholic school girl and as I recall, no one was forcing anyone. ;)
 
2013-10-08 05:43:46 PM  
 
2013-10-08 05:44:07 PM  

impaler: "Sodomy will always be a sin in the eyes of God, even if its legal in Massachusetts, but now they want to force Christians to participate in this and they are forcing us at the point of the government sword to participate in their sin."


omg this really chaps my ass
 
2013-10-08 05:44:09 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Dr. Chaps?

You have GOT to be kidding me.


All I could think while reading this article is that there's around a 100% chance that someday we're going to find out that he's been participating in sodomy all along just fine without some imaginary law.....
 
2013-10-08 05:44:31 PM  
Does it involve choking, spitting in my mouth and calling me grandma?
 
2013-10-08 05:46:41 PM  

Sodome-haaayyyyy...

Sssssodomy.



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2013-10-08 05:47:31 PM  
Wait wait wait...you can threaten legal action against people who don't give blowjobs? This changes...a lot of things. I'm not sure if I should be celebrating or hiding.
 
2013-10-08 05:47:39 PM  
Wait, Christians get mandatory sodomy!?!?

I just converted.
 
2013-10-08 05:47:51 PM  
Impossible. He'd have to pull the stick out of his arse first.
 
2013-10-08 05:48:25 PM  

Lady Indica: You don't have to be dude on dude to enjoy sodomy. EvilEgg: I, for one, support the government forcing catholic school girls to give blow jobs. This is how I want my tax dollars spent.

I was a Catholic school girl and as I recall, no one was forcing anyone. ;)


Soooo...how YOU doing?
 
2013-10-08 05:48:50 PM  
I blame the internet for shiat like this. Until we had the internet and the World Wide Web people like this were an embarrassment and marginalized. Now they can easily find an audience of hundreds, nay thousands who think like this and congregate in large groups. Why I think they call those buildings churches. If we could just do something about all those churches, maybe burn them down, then whack jobs like this would go back to their basement.
 
2013-10-08 05:49:05 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: Wait wait wait...you can threaten legal action against people who don't give blowjobs? This changes...a lot of things. I'm not sure if I should be celebrating or hiding.


No just Christians. Put on a Star of David and you'll be fine.
 
2013-10-08 05:49:33 PM  

mongbiohazard: thismomentinblackhistory: Dr. Chaps?

You have GOT to be kidding me.

All I could think while reading this article is that there's around a 100% chance that someday we're going to find out that he's been participating in sodomy all along just fine without some imaginary law.....


Watch the video and you'll bump that percentage up to gay000%.
 
2013-10-08 05:50:10 PM  
Forced damn that sucks. Can I at least be the top in this forced government ass farking law?
 
2013-10-08 05:51:01 PM  

not_an_indigo: Impossible. He'd have to pull the stick out of his arse first.


Not necessarily.  He could claim it was a double-headed dildo and go bum-to-bum with a guy.
 
2013-10-08 05:51:24 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Dr. Chaps?

You have GOT to be kidding me.


Is his nickname, "Assless Leather?"
 
2013-10-08 05:51:33 PM  

EvilEgg: Martian_Astronomer: Wait wait wait...you can threaten legal action against people who don't give blowjobs? This changes...a lot of things. I'm not sure if I should be celebrating or hiding.

No just Christians. Put on a Star of David and you'll be fine.


meh.  i'm pagan.  As long as it's two consenting adults I don't care who does what in the bedroom.  although a hot chick wearing a catholic school girl skirt and rocking the sodomy thing would catch my attention for a moment or three.
 
2013-10-08 05:51:48 PM  
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2013-10-08 05:52:34 PM  

impaler: but now they want to force Christians to participate in this and they are forcing us at the point of the government sword to participate in their sin."


Sounds like he's just covering his bases.  Once it goes through and his wife catches him boning the janitor, he can just be like, "the government made me do it."
 
2013-10-08 05:52:48 PM  

EvilEgg: Martian_Astronomer: Wait wait wait...you can threaten legal action against people who don't give blowjobs? This changes...a lot of things. I'm not sure if I should be celebrating or hiding.

No just Christians. Put on a Star of David and you'll be fine.


I think I have an FSM t-shirt that I wore once somewhere around here...crisis averted. Party time!
 
2013-10-08 05:54:21 PM  
The Washington Post - September 15, 2006 - A Navy court decided yesterday to reprimand and dock the pay of [Lt. Gordon J. Klingenschmitt,] an evangelical Protestant chaplain after finding him guilty of disobeying an order by appearing in uniform at a political protest in front of the White House in March...

...He has accused his superiors of pressuring chaplains to offer generic, nonsectarian prayers, and he has gained wide attention and sympathy among religious conservatives.
Over the past year, Klingenschmitt worked closely with Rep. Walter B. Jones Jr. (R-N.C.) and other members of Congress to push the Bush administration to issue an executive order guaranteeing the right of chaplains to pray "in the name of Jesus." So far, the White House has rebuffed the request.

Link
 
2013-10-08 05:54:48 PM  
During his Internet TV program, "Pray In Jesus Name," Klingenschmitt claimed that gay activists are using the U.S. government to legally force Christians "to participate in their sodomy" or face lawsuits and imprisonment, notes RightWingWatch.org.


This dude is gayer than three dudes blowing four dudes while three other dudes watch.

/fap
 
2013-10-08 05:55:03 PM  
I've seen some young Christian girls I wouldn't mind sodomizing.

/either end
 
2013-10-08 05:55:18 PM  

Nemosomen: Why do Gommorahites (Gommorese?) never get any shiat?


Better public relations.

"Alright, now look at Gomorrah, okay? Now, they're every bit as wicked as you people, but it's just not the main thrust of their publicity. They emphasize more conventional things. I think Sodom should, too.  " linky
 
2013-10-08 05:55:28 PM  
Matthew 22:36-40
New International Version (NIV)
36"Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?"
37Jesus replied: "'Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.'[ This is the first and greatest commandment. 39And the second is like it: 'Love your neighbor as yourself.'All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments."

This so called "chaplain" is a hypocrite, an idiot, or possibly both.  One of the most important lessons of the Bible, "Love your neighbor as you love yourself", is apparently lost on him.
 
2013-10-08 05:55:37 PM  
The greatest irony is that as a navy chaplain he was literally paid by the United States government to establish his Christian religion, directly violating the first amendnment, and yet he thinks he's under attack.

To use the words of the conservatives: he's a taker!
 
2013-10-08 05:57:29 PM  
I initially read his name as Klingonschmitt. Too bad, it was the only good part of TFA.
 
2013-10-08 05:57:30 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: Sodomy: Ezekiel 16:49.

I'd say that the Republicans have sodomy down cold.


So now I'm curious. How and when did sodomy come to mean buttsecks ?
 
2013-10-08 05:57:33 PM  
They will also force you to say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas.
 
2013-10-08 05:58:39 PM  
I'll pass on the sodomy but will take some drugs. Gay dudes usually have good drugs. No roofies though, because as I said, I'll pass on the sodomy.
 
2013-10-08 05:58:47 PM  
I'm not sure exactly how we should deal with this gay sex issue. But we should take it firmly in hand. Spank it, slap it down if we must, beat it hard if that's what's called for, until it's no longer standing up right in our face. With the help of Jesus, I know that we can lick it. And lick it we shall.
 
2013-10-08 05:58:51 PM  

impaler: Really? The government is forcing people to have gay sex?


Well, at first, yes.
 
2013-10-08 05:58:55 PM  
I can see his concern.  Even if he's willing to go to jail to avoid sodomy, he'd be sodomized in jail.
 
2013-10-08 05:59:38 PM  
Just when I thought these folks couldn't possibly get any dumber, they surprise me yet again.
 
2013-10-08 05:59:48 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Dr. Chaps?

You have GOT to be kidding me.


That's Dr. "Assless" Chaps to you, citizen..
 
2013-10-08 06:00:02 PM  

swingerofbirches: The greatest irony is that as a navy chaplain he was literally paid by the United States government to establish his Christian religion, directly violating the first amendnment, and yet he thinks he's under attack.

To use the words of the conservatives: he's a taker!


In other words, a bottom.
 
2013-10-08 06:00:42 PM  
I'm more offended by the title "Pray In Jesus Name" than I am this guy imagining a bunch of dudes want to rape him.

A homosexual rape fetish is one thing, American Engrish another.
 
2013-10-08 06:00:52 PM  

Nemosomen: Why do Gommorahites (Gommorese?) never get any shiat?


They're the ones being sodomized?
 
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