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(WWL)   Texting and driving is a misdemeanor in Louisiana. Shooting up heroin while steering with your knees and crashing into the back of a police car is most likely a felony   (wwl.com ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Slidell, Louisiana State Police, heroin, Chevrolet Tahoe, patrol cars  
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2046 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Oct 2013 at 3:34 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-08 03:38:28 PM  
What the hell? Why would this remotely be considered a viable option?
 
2013-10-08 03:41:20 PM  

Yogimus: What the hell? Why would this remotely be considered a viable option?


It's such a waste to smoke or snort it.
 
2013-10-08 03:42:27 PM  

Yogimus: What the hell? Why would this remotely be considered a viable option?

Slidell Police Chief Randy Smith said, "What disturbs me the most about this incident is that this occurred during the time when young children were getting off of school busses and walking home. We were lucky no was seriously injured, or even killed."



I need my fix and those kids need to get picked up promptly.

Of course this happened in Slidell, so not too surprising.  Seen so many guys and gals nodding off at the local gas station just across the Twin Span that looked to be real winners.
 
2013-10-08 03:46:45 PM  
I know when I get stuck in heavy traffic, heroin is just the thing I need to ease the stress.
/Also, that Spud-guy ad is terrifying.
 
2013-10-08 03:50:59 PM  
1. Jesus.

2. The driver of the Lincoln looks surprised. I wonder why.

3. It's Slidell. Those idiots don't know how to have a proper Mardi Gras, much less what to do with heroin.

4. Three cheers for my native state, which is slowly becoming again what it once was--West Florida.

5. Spud McConnell is fat as hell. He's a local institution and hilarious and fun to listen to, but he needs to lay off the Ding Dongs and gumbo.
 
2013-10-08 03:52:24 PM  
Why do we let these fascist cops keep backing into our citizens? This dude was set up, and all that heroin was planted, I'm sure of it. Nobody believes that junkies just drive around spiking themselves. Cops love getting rear-ended, so it's really not a surprise, but wake the fark up sheeple!
 
2013-10-08 03:53:30 PM  
Yet another of many reasons to stay the hell out of Slidell.
 
2013-10-08 04:00:38 PM  
Oblig
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2013-10-08 04:02:24 PM  
You can get a really long time from judges in LA. I feel for this guy and any others there.
 
2013-10-08 04:05:28 PM  
Why all the pictures of that fat jolly guy.
 
2013-10-08 04:10:09 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Why all the pictures of that fat jolly guy.


Spud McConnell is a popular host on WWL Radio. I love his show--he talks about everything from politics to recipes to how the roof on his house needs to be fixed. I met him once, and he is rather affable and amiable in person.

/Assuming that's who you're talking about...
 
2013-10-08 04:16:52 PM  

devilEther: Yogimus: What the hell? Why would this remotely be considered a viable option?

It's such a waste to smoke or snort it.


*snert*
 
2013-10-08 04:28:06 PM  
What position does he play for LSU ?
 
2013-10-08 04:29:32 PM  

rkiller1: Oblig


The Dude abides.
 
2013-10-08 04:42:10 PM  
Take note Farkers. The next time a story comes out about how the police are buying SUVs instead of gas sipping eco-vehicles, please remember this picture.

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2013-10-08 04:58:06 PM  
Anyone injured while committing a crime should lose Failbamacare eligibility for the injuries.
 
2013-10-08 05:14:52 PM  
He wasnt shooting up, he swerved to miss hitting a deer.
 
2013-10-08 05:16:17 PM  
Never swerve to hit or miss wildlife.
 
2013-10-08 05:23:02 PM  
"Shockingly, police discovered a fresh syringe, along with suspected heroin, inside of the vehicle. The syringe had, what appeared to be, dried blood on the needle," Seuzeneau explained.

If the syringe was "fresh" as the police claimed, wouldn't the blood be fresh, too?

MemeSlave: Anyone injured while committing a crime should lose Failbamacare eligibility for the injuries.


You are aware that Obamacare isn't the same thing as government-funded health care, right. Under Obamacare the guy is required to have insurance that pays...not the taxpayer.
 
2013-10-08 05:42:17 PM  

boyvoyeur: Take note Farkers. The next time a story comes out about how the police are buying SUVs instead of gas sipping eco-vehicles, please remember this picture.

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It's Slidell.  The police didn't buy that, seized property bought that.

Shooting up heroin while steering with your knees and crashing into the back of a police car is most likely a felony typical Monday afternoon on Fremaux

The pic, by the way, is obviously on the Fremaux overpass at the new I-10 exit. It's also within sight of Slidell Little Theater http://slidelllittletheatre.org/, where our show opened last Friday. Still two more weekends to go, folks.
imgsrv.wwl.com
 
2013-10-08 06:42:42 PM  
Totally missed that vein.
 
2013-10-08 08:24:22 PM  
All I can think about is the impact and the needle going way into his arm. What a loser.
 
2013-10-08 09:16:00 PM  
You made the cop do a metric ton of paperwork....


They will find a felony
 
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