cman: Everything that humans do has some sort of game involvedWe base our whole lives off of competingWe see who can have the greenest yard. We must try to have the biggest house. Hell, we like to have contests while on the shiatter, like who can shiat the loudest and who's shiat smells the worse.Every single farking thing we do we turn into a game
Walker: MAKE UP YOUR MIND ORANGE CRYBABY!
johnsoninca: He's right. It's not a baseball game. Those have runs, not points.
Fjornir: johnsoninca: He's right. It's not a baseball game. Those have runs, not points.Are you saying the GOP needs an enema?
Nadie_AZ: "I think the American people are watching an unwillingness by one side to negotiate and compromise. I think they are watching the utterly vindictive actions of the administration to intensify the pain of the shutdown and I think they are watching the collapse of the administration's signature program, Obamacare, as it unrolls and unravels before our very eyes," says Representative Tom McClintock of California. "The public awakening to what is happening here is going to ultimately compel the Democrats to negotiate and compromise."Uh ....
vudukungfu: Christ, what an asshole.
IP: vudukungfu: Christ, what an asshole.
Cagey B: Walker: MAKE UP YOUR MIND ORANGE CRYBABY!His mind is made up. He has decided that the literal title "Speaker of the House of Representatives" is the most important thing in the entire world. It's more important than the livelihoods of thousands of federal employees, the millions of people harmed by the lack of essential government services, and the billions of dollars wasted by the shutdown. So he's going to do whatever it takes and spout whatever gibberish is necessary to retain the honorary title over a body that he has no actual control over.
cman: we like to have contests while on the shiatter, like who can shiat the loudest and who's shiat smells the worse.
Coco LaFemme: John Boehner is utter clown shoes. Calling him a cock would be an insult to roosters. I don't know what this asshole's problem is, but it would be neato-keeno-swell if he'd pull his orange, tear-stained, whisky-pickled cranium out of his ass and get on with his farking job.
Dirtybird971: Steven Colbert did a funny thing last night about "the game" not being a game.
unlikely: IP: vudukungfu: Christ, what an asshole.
Walker: So basically Boner was looking bad, and would look even worse if a clean CR passed, so putting himself above the millions of Americans being affected by this shutdown, he not only stopped the plan to right the bus, he poured gasoline all over the bus and set it on fire. Brilliant!
DmGdDawg: BOTH parties are the problem.
Rev. Skarekroe: And it's a game they're going to win - because the only federal government the Tea Baggers want is the military, and that's still running. So what have they got to lose by not giving in?
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