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(CNN)   Nine-year old boy who snuck on to that flight to Vegas the other day is described in court as a "challenging" child, which is apparently what we're now calling a hellish little brat who already has a long rap sheet that includes grand theft auto   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Hennepin County, Star Tribune, flights, airlines  
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2013-10-08 02:01:28 PM  
4 votes:
I blame the airport. The pimps should have picked him up at the food court and had him 'working it on da strip' like the good old days. Now with the TSA hovering everywhere, you can't poach a runaway before the authorities get to 'em. And don't get me started on 16 year old runaway girls. They've already decided they're getting 55% and it's all out calls - no walking the street for them. Anything less, they're off to the valley to do porn for the internet.
2013-10-08 01:49:13 PM  
3 votes:
<i>included hanging out at a Bloomington, Minnesota, water park and blending in with a large family to slip through without paying.</i>

At least he's studying history.  He learned that from Napoleon.
2013-10-08 03:25:42 PM  
2 votes:
Just call Cesar Millan.

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2013-10-08 01:48:15 PM  
2 votes:
He sounds like Jason Todd

/nothing a good beating with a crowbar can't fix
//though even that has been known to fail
2013-10-08 01:46:34 PM  
2 votes:
What the kid may look like

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2013-10-08 01:46:18 PM  
2 votes:
The court-appointed psychologist was reported as saying, "I met this nine year old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes, the Devil's eyes."
2013-10-08 03:30:51 PM  
1 vote:
I thought young white males were supposed to steal cars. It just shows their precocious spirit of adventure.

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2013-10-08 02:14:09 PM  
1 vote:
There are plenty of reasons a young boy would steal a car, drive to the airport, and board a flight to Vegas. Did anyone check to see if there was an Arm Wrestling Championship going on, and perhaps an evil grandfather involved?

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2013-10-08 01:58:44 PM  
1 vote:
The boy's status was to be discussed in a Las Vegas court Tuesday, a spokesman for Minnesota's Hennepin County said. He remained there pending a decision on what to do with him.

Stick him in a paper bag and put him on a shelf in the evidence closet.
2013-10-08 01:56:06 PM  
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2013-10-08 01:42:14 PM  
1 vote:
Induct this kid into the CIA already.  He's clearly cut out for it, he just needs some proper training and discipline.
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