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(Orlando Sentinel)   Sex offender DUI suspect was at twice legal limit. BAC or underage victims?   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 24
    More: Florida, Florida Highway Patrol, sex offenders, speed limits, DUI suspect, Orlando Regional Medical Center, BAC, Greg Maddux, underage  
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2013-10-08 01:17:22 PM  
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2013-10-08 01:30:18 PM  
Wait, we have a bag limit?  Can we do catch and release?
 
2013-10-08 02:32:41 PM  
Isn't twice the legal limit 36?
 
2013-10-08 02:32:54 PM  
So the girl was 36?
 
2013-10-08 02:33:55 PM  

rkiller1: Isn't twice the legal limit 36?


/Shakes tiny fist pathetically

6 seconds dougie fresh
 
2013-10-08 02:35:41 PM  

Tricky Chicken: rkiller1: Isn't twice the legal limit 36?

/Shakes tiny fist pathetically

6 seconds dougie fresh


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2013-10-08 02:36:56 PM  
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2013-10-08 02:39:57 PM  

Diogenes: Wait, we have a bag limit?  Can we do catch and release?


Looks as if that's what they've been doing with this "fish" so far...
 
2013-10-08 02:46:18 PM  

Cold_Sassy: Diogenes: Wait, we have a bag limit?  Can we do catch and release?

Looks as if that's what they've been doing with this "fish" so far...


You're not kidding:

In March 2012, Maddux was accused of causing a similar traffic nightmare when troopers say he overturned his car into a retention pond near State Road 408 in Orange County. Maddux wasn't wearing a seat belt, was ejected from the car and transported to ORMC. He was arrested on March 1, 2012 on charges of driving under the influence, felony fleeing and eluding and driving on a suspended license.

Here's the d-bag in question:

www.trbimg.com
 
2013-10-08 02:59:36 PM  
So just what IS the legal limit on sex offenses?
 
2013-10-08 03:00:47 PM  
Damn!  That should have been my headline.   Sex offender DUI suspect was at twice legal limit.  BAC or bag?

/subby
 
2013-10-08 03:18:41 PM  
RL GTA player... gets in all kinds of farked up car accidents, goes to the hospital, back on the street.

Also: secret Buggery Mission
 
2013-10-08 03:18:56 PM  
What's wrong with having sex with thirty six year olds?

/ other then they're all six
// and there's thirty of them
 
2013-10-08 03:23:52 PM  
I've always thought the U.S. should have a "sex offender colony"  modeled after the original leper colonies.  Put them all on an island, let them sodomize each other to their heart's content - just get them out of mainstream society - because they are broken, and you can't fix them.
 
2013-10-08 03:27:28 PM  

Cybernetic: Cold_Sassy: Diogenes: Wait, we have a bag limit?  Can we do catch and release?

Looks as if that's what they've been doing with this "fish" so far...

You're not kidding:

In March 2012, Maddux was accused of causing a similar traffic nightmare when troopers say he overturned his car into a retention pond near State Road 408 in Orange County. Maddux wasn't wearing a seat belt, was ejected from the car and transported to ORMC. He was arrested on March 1, 2012 on charges of driving under the influence, felony fleeing and eluding and driving on a suspended license.

Here's the d-bag in question:

[www.trbimg.com image 300x400]


Why do they always look like coneheads?
 
2013-10-08 03:36:58 PM  
Why does his sex offender past matter to his drunken present?
 
2013-10-08 03:38:14 PM  
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2013-10-08 03:39:22 PM  

stuhayes2010: Why does his sex offender past matter to his drunken present?


Paints a more complete picture of FAIL.
 
2013-10-08 04:01:46 PM  

rkiller1: Isn't twice the legal limit 36?


I think you mean 34

//Limit, not minimum
 
2013-10-08 04:08:10 PM  
Wait...what does his being a sex offender have to do with the DUI?  Why is that important?

Did he have a six year old in the trunk?  I feel like I'm missing something.
 
2013-10-08 05:26:46 PM  
"Oh, come on Judge! Give me a seco, er thir, er fort, er fift... another chance to show you I can make it in the outside world!"

Date: 09/02/2010 -
#1 FALSE NAME OR ID BY ARRESTEE STATUTE: 901.36
#2 OPERA MOTOR/VEH W/O VALID DL STATUTE: 322.03

Date: 02/20/2011 -
#1 RESIST OFFICER-FLEE ELUDE STATUTE: 316.19352
#2 NONMOVING TRAFFIC VIOL-OP STATUTE: 322.031
#3 OUT OF COUNTY WARRANT STATUTE: 901.04

Date: 02/26/2011 -
#1 PETIT THEFT (RETAIL) STATUTE: 812.014(3)(A)-3 (SECOND DEGREE MISDEMEANOR)

Date: 12/10/2011 -
#1 EXPOSURE OF SEXUAL ORGANS STATUTE: 800.03 (FIRST DEGREE MISDEMEANOR)
#2 Urinating or Defecating in Public STATUTE: CITY43.6 (SECOND DEGREE MISDEMEANOR)

Date: 03/01/2012 -
#1 DUI - DRIVING WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE STATUTE: 316.193(1)-2 (FIRST DEGREE MISDEMEANOR)
#2 FLEE/ATT ELUDE LEO/HIGH SPEED PUR/DISREGRD STATUTE: 316.1935(3)-1 (SECOND DEGREE FELONY)
#3 REFUSE TO SUBMIT TO DUI TEST STATUTE: 316.1939(1)(E) (FIRST DEGREE MISDEMEANOR)
#4 DRIVING WHILE LICENSE REVOKED AS HAB. OFF. STATUTE: 322.34(5) (THIRD DEGREE FELONY)

Date: 04/12/2012 -
Charges unknown

Date:
06/27/2012 -
#1 RETURN PER COURT ORDER STATUTE: 902.220 (THIRD DEGREE FELONY)

Date: 10/12/2012 -
#1 FAILURE OF DEFENDANT TO APPEAR STATUTE: 843.15(1)(A) (THIRD DEGREE FELONY)
#2 DUI - 2 PRIOR CONVICTIONS STATUTE: 316.193(1)-1 (FIRST DEGREE MISDEMEANOR)
#3 FAILURE OF DEFENDANT TO APPEAR STATUTE: 843.15(1)(B) (FIRST DEGREE MISDEMEANOR)

Date: 12/11/2012 -
#1 DRIVING WHILE LICENSE REVOKED AS HAB. OFF. STATUTE: 322.34(5) (THIRD DEGREE FELONY)
#2 SEXUAL ACT. WITH 16 OR 17 YEAR OLD CHILD STATUTE: 794.05(1)-4 (SECOND DEGREE FELONY)

Date: 04/10/2013 -
#1 VIOLATION OF COMMUNITY CONTROL STATUTE: 948.06-3 (THIRD DEGREE FELONY)

Date: 09/25/2013 -
#1 DUI WITH SERIOUS BODILY INJURY STATUTE: 316.193(3)(C)(2)-2 (THIRD DEGREE FELONY)
#2 FLEE/ELUDE POLICE-AGGRAV FLEE W/SERIOUS INJURY OR STATUTE: 316.1935(4)(B) (FIRST DEGREE FELONY)
#3 POSSESSION OF COUNTERFEIT DRIVERS LICENSE STATUTE: 322.212(1)-10 (THIRD DEGREE FELONY)
#4 DRIVING WHILE LICENSE SUSPENDED (DWLS) STATUTE: 322.34(2)(A)-1 (SECOND DEGREE MISDEMEANOR)
#5 RESISTING OFFICER WITHOUT VIOLENCE STATUTE: 843.02 (FIRST DEGREE MISDEMEANOR)
 
2013-10-08 10:06:40 PM  

boyvoyeur: "Oh, come on Judge! Give me a seco, er thir, er fort, er fift... another chance to show you I can make it in the outside world!"


His parents must be so proud.
 
2013-10-08 10:28:28 PM  

stuhayes2010: Why does his sex offender past matter to his drunken present?


"mother of two" and "cancer patient" get you extra rights. "Sex offender" and "Ex-con" get you fewer rights. Try to keep up.
 
2013-10-09 02:21:43 AM  

boyvoyeur: "Oh, come on Judge! Give me a seco, er thir, er fort, er fift... another chance to show you I can make it in the outside world!"

Date: 09/02/2010 -
#1 FALSE NAME OR ID BY ARRESTEE STATUTE: 901.36
#2 OPERA MOTOR/VEH W/O VALID DL STATUTE: 322.03

Date: 02/20/2011 -
#1 RESIST OFFICER-FLEE ELUDE STATUTE: 316.19352
#2 NONMOVING TRAFFIC VIOL-OP STATUTE: 322.031
#3 OUT OF COUNTY WARRANT STATUTE: 901.04

Date: 02/26/2011 -
#1 PETIT THEFT (RETAIL) STATUTE: 812.014(3)(A)-3 (SECOND DEGREE MISDEMEANOR)

Date: 12/10/2011 -
#1 EXPOSURE OF SEXUAL ORGANS STATUTE: 800.03 (FIRST DEGREE MISDEMEANOR)
#2 Urinating or Defecating in Public STATUTE: CITY43.6 (SECOND DEGREE MISDEMEANOR)

Date: 03/01/2012 -
#1 DUI - DRIVING WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE STATUTE: 316.193(1)-2 (FIRST DEGREE MISDEMEANOR)
#2 FLEE/ATT ELUDE LEO/HIGH SPEED PUR/DISREGRD STATUTE: 316.1935(3)-1 (SECOND DEGREE FELONY)
#3 REFUSE TO SUBMIT TO DUI TEST STATUTE: 316.1939(1)(E) (FIRST DEGREE MISDEMEANOR)
#4 DRIVING WHILE LICENSE REVOKED AS HAB. OFF. STATUTE: 322.34(5) (THIRD DEGREE FELONY)

Date: 04/12/2012 -
Charges unknown

Date: 06/27/2012 -
#1 RETURN PER COURT ORDER STATUTE: 902.220 (THIRD DEGREE FELONY)

Date: 10/12/2012 -
#1 FAILURE OF DEFENDANT TO APPEAR STATUTE: 843.15(1)(A) (THIRD DEGREE FELONY)
#2 DUI - 2 PRIOR CONVICTIONS STATUTE: 316.193(1)-1 (FIRST DEGREE MISDEMEANOR)
#3 FAILURE OF DEFENDANT TO APPEAR STATUTE: 843.15(1)(B) (FIRST DEGREE MISDEMEANOR)

Date: 12/11/2012 -
#1 DRIVING WHILE LICENSE REVOKED AS HAB. OFF. STATUTE: 322.34(5) (THIRD DEGREE FELONY)
#2 SEXUAL ACT. WITH 16 OR 17 YEAR OLD CHILD STATUTE: 794.05(1)-4 (SECOND DEGREE FELONY)

Date: 04/10/2013 -
#1 VIOLATION OF COMMUNITY CONTROL STATUTE: 948.06-3 (THIRD DEGREE FELONY)

Date: 09/25/2013 -
#1 DUI WITH SERIOUS BODILY INJURY STATUTE: 316.193(3)(C)(2)-2 (THIRD DEGREE FELONY)
#2 FLEE/ELUDE POLICE-AGGRAV FLEE W/SERIOUS INJURY OR STATUTE: 316.1935(4)(B) (FIRST DEGREE FELONY)
#3 POSSESSION OF COUNTERFEIT DRIVERS LICENSE STATUTE: 322.212(1)-10 (THIRD DEGREE FELONY)
#4 DRIVING WHILE LICENSE SUSPENDED (DWLS) STATUTE: 322.34(2)(A)-1 (SECOND DEGREE MISDEMEANOR)
#5 RESISTING OFFICER WITHOUT VIOLENCE STATUTE: 843.02 (FIRST DEGREE MISDEMEANOR)


You gotta admit, he likes to have fun. That's some rare dedication there
 
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