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(IndyStar)   Don't you hate it when you meet a girl named Desire in the internet chat room 'Chocolate City' and you go to meet her in person and she turns out just to be a dude with a gun? Yeah, me too   (indystar.com) divider line 38
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2013-10-08 01:04:14 PM
That happened to me 3 times this week.
 
2013-10-08 01:12:01 PM
Based on the lack of description of the shooter, at least it (apparently) wasn't a white guy, so it wasn't complete subterfuge.
 
2013-10-08 01:55:29 PM
i.imgur.com

Unless it was a Bop Gun, that was not funky at all.
 
2013-10-08 01:59:58 PM
Someone forgot Rule 29.
 
2013-10-08 02:30:56 PM

Sybarite: Someone forgot Rule 29.


Make sure you can hear a voice before you meet?

Well, I am more partial to living on the edge. I like danger. Going to meet strange people at 1AM in a dark gangway is my kind of thing.
 
2013-10-08 02:35:28 PM
Down low.
 
2013-10-08 02:35:43 PM
What kind of woman would meet a strange man at 1am?
 
2013-10-08 02:39:10 PM
mostexcellent80s.com

Over the counter, with a shotgun...
 
2013-10-08 02:40:54 PM
The woman told the man she would meet him early Tuesday in the 500 block of Tecumseh Street. But when he arrived at about 1 a.m. today, he said it was a man who opened the car door and then grabbed his face.

So he just drove away like a coward instead of checking what happened to the poor woman...
 
2013-10-08 02:41:38 PM

dantheman195: What kind of woman would meet a strange man at 1am?


One who thinks her date is a multimillionaire who looks like Fabio and has an 8-inch tra la la.
 
2013-10-08 02:43:47 PM
Mmmmm. Chocolate.

lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-10-08 02:44:16 PM
euphemism for anal
 
2013-10-08 02:45:11 PM
I don't think they should even investigate these kind of cases.
 
2013-10-08 02:45:21 PM
ah! The ole one-handed face grab is back in style I see. Good for them!
 
2013-10-08 02:47:00 PM
 
2013-10-08 02:49:33 PM
hey mods, plz delete my prev post. youtube link
 
2013-10-08 02:49:56 PM
It is stupid to not meet someone in a Restautant or some other such public Location. What an Idiot!
 
2013-10-08 02:51:22 PM
Bet Obama wishes he hadn't answered her chat now.
 
2013-10-08 02:53:16 PM
My theory is they're all dudes and some even have guns.
 
2013-10-08 02:55:16 PM

ventrman: It is stupid to not meet someone in a Restautant or some other such public Location. What an Idiot!


ummm...I believe he thought they skipping dinner and drinks and going directly to sex.
 
2013-10-08 02:58:48 PM

coffeeplease: My theory is they're all dudes and some even have guns.


This.
 
2013-10-08 03:14:56 PM
There are no chicks on IRC. Duh.
 
2013-10-08 03:19:53 PM

Kit Fister: There are no chicks on IRC. Duh.


A TotalFark chick send me pics of her boobs once. They were small and hairy, so I never for more from anyone ever again.
 
2013-10-08 03:20:30 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Kit Fister: There are no chicks on IRC. Duh.

A TotalFark chick send me pics of her boobs once. They were small and hairy, so I never for more from anyone ever again.


I've never had bie. Based on that, I probably don't want to...
 
2013-10-08 03:24:03 PM
I don't get it.. why go through all the trouble of charade, complicated set up and shenanigans on the internet when a robbery is all you wanted?

how is robbing this guy any different than just robbing any random guy?
 
2013-10-08 03:27:01 PM
only time i got BIE was from grables daughter.

but it was more like FIE (flapjacks in email)
 
2013-10-08 03:27:09 PM

SuperNinjaToad: I don't get it.. why go through all the trouble of charade, complicated set up and shenanigans on the internet when a robbery is all you wanted?

how is robbing this guy any different than just robbing any random guy?


Schaedenfreude?
 
2013-10-08 03:28:14 PM

teylix: only time i got BIE was from grables daughter.

but it was more like FIE (flapjacks in email)


I like curvy girls and their more robust...busts.
 
2013-10-08 03:40:13 PM

SuperNinjaToad: I don't get it.. why go through all the trouble of charade, complicated set up and shenanigans on the internet when a robbery is all you wanted?

how is robbing this guy any different than just robbing any random guy?



The only angle I can come up with is that the perp figures the victim would be too shamed to report the facts of the case... but well, here we are.
 
2013-10-08 03:51:34 PM
Chocolate City, isn't that New Orleans?

Also, google maps of "500 block of Tecumseh Street Indianapolis, IN " takes you to a prison.  Nice neighborhood!
 
2013-10-08 04:11:56 PM
Some stay dry and others feel the pain...
 
2013-10-08 04:16:26 PM
Dollars to donuts it's pronounced "dezeray".
 
2013-10-08 04:20:13 PM
Chocolate city is a website for music artist(they had a skinned FF browser once ). Maybe they meant blackplanet
 
2013-10-08 04:43:19 PM
, he said it was a man who opened the car door and then grabbed his face.


grabbed his face?  His face?  Not his ear or his nose or hair but his FACE?
Not sure 'bout that.

Sure it wasn't the Indy cops that shot the guy experiencing diabetic issues off of desk duty?
 
2013-10-08 05:43:48 PM
Meeting strangers from online is never what you expected. This is why I only connect with people who answer messages I leave in bottles and flush down the toilet.
 
2013-10-08 07:10:00 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Chocolate city is a website for music artist(they had a skinned FF browser once ). Maybe they meant blackplanet


Chocolate City
 
2013-10-08 08:27:12 PM
www.gunpundit.com

Looks like police caught up with the suspect
 
2013-10-09 07:04:56 AM
Don't you hate it when you meet a girl named Desire in the internet chat room 'Chocolate City' and you are stupid enough to meet a total stranger from the internet in a non-public place go to meet her in person and she turns out just to be a dude with a gun? Yeah, me too

FTFY, subby

/Darwin Candidates, dime a dozen
 
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