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(IndyStar)   Russian prostitutes are more attractive than Florida ones   (indystar.com) divider line 86
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2013-10-08 01:09:32 PM
imageshack.us

but Florida has Disneyworld too.
 
2013-10-08 01:28:55 PM
LeBlanc "attempted to unbuckle his belt and reach down inside his pants."   That was when another officer entered the hotel room and he and the undercover detective identified themselves as police.

www.greenbaypressgazette.com

"What the fark did I do?!"
 
2013-10-08 02:02:31 PM
I'm glad to see police hunting down these criminals who are being exploited as virtual sex slaves.

the women are facing an even more ominous legal battle: a fight for more than $300,000 in cash and bank deposits police seized following their arrests.

Er... pay no attention to that part.
 
2013-10-08 02:11:46 PM
After the man placed the money on the hotel room table, the woman shimmied out of her dress and explained with a distinct Russian accent what her companion would - and would not - get for his "donation."

So the guy doesn't find out what he's getting until *after* he pays? $650 seems like a lot to drop on a mystery box.
 
2013-10-08 02:24:00 PM
The man counted out $650 in cash as a young woman watched. After the man placed the money on the hotel room table, the woman shimmied out of her dress and explained with a distinct Russian accent what her companion would - and would not - get for his "donation."
Moments later, a police officer burst into the room.
"No, no, no!" the woman cried.


I read that in a Humphrey Bogart voice.
 
2013-10-08 02:25:23 PM
I'm sure they are better looking than the local streetwalkers, too, Smits
 
2013-10-08 02:25:46 PM
When you say "Florida hookers" are you talking the daytime kind or nighttime variety?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-08 02:26:04 PM
Well, they are until the Russian women reach their "babuska" stage. Then it's downhill from there.

Czech women look much better than the Russian women.
 
2013-10-08 02:27:04 PM
Yes. Yes, they are.
 
2013-10-08 02:27:11 PM
Is this some kind of bust?
mrrob.home.xs4all.nl
 
2013-10-08 02:28:02 PM
Wow, sex workers you could conceivably get aroused by. Is this a first for Fark?

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 512x480]

but Florida has Disneyworld too.


Back to business as usual.
 
2013-10-08 02:28:39 PM

skinink: Well, they are until the Russian women reach their "babuska" stage. Then it's downhill from there.

Czech women look much better than the Russian women.


Based on extensive internet research, I believe this is an average-looking Eastern European woman.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-08 02:29:25 PM
Tina Fey wannabe on the left?
 
2013-10-08 02:30:17 PM

Wellon Dowd: Based on extensive internet research, I believe this is an average-looking Eastern European woman.


She appears to be holding her penis, but whatever turns you on.
 
2013-10-08 02:30:23 PM

Wellon Dowd: skinink: Well, they are until the Russian women reach their "babuska" stage. Then it's downhill from there.

Czech women look much better than the Russian women.

Based on extensive internet research, I believe this is an average-looking Eastern European woman.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1414]


Marry Queen? Yes.

Also Czech Republic is Central Europe, no biggie.
 
2013-10-08 02:34:07 PM

Wellon Dowd: skinink: Well, they are until the Russian women reach their "babuska" stage. Then it's downhill from there.

Czech women look much better than the Russian women.

Based on extensive internet research, I believe this is an average-looking Eastern European woman.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1414]


Her left knee is VERY sharp.
 
2013-10-08 02:34:07 PM
It's a self-selecting group since onlythe prettiest Russians are worth the expense of "importing" them.

It would work the other way as well as Russian would get the threetwo attractive Florida prostitutes.
 
2013-10-08 02:36:24 PM

Wellon Dowd: When you say "Florida hookers" are you talking the daytime kind or nighttime variety?


Wendy works the streets of Albuquerque.
 
2013-10-08 02:42:14 PM

Crewmannumber6: Yes. Yes, they are.


I wonder what $650 would have gotten him if the cops had not interrupted?
 
2013-10-08 02:44:33 PM
I am questioning the removing of her clothes and then a discussion of the sex acts as she was nude. I am wondering if that was really necessary to arrest her or was this just a job bonus. It is also not a matter of being Russian as to why they are attractive as it is to these being high class ladies.
 
2013-10-08 02:46:07 PM

monoski: Crewmannumber6: Yes. Yes, they are.

I wonder what $650 would have gotten him if the cops had not interrupted?


Crabs, HIV, and a side order of herpes.
 
2013-10-08 02:49:19 PM

CleanAndPure: monoski: Crewmannumber6: Yes. Yes, they are.

I wonder what $650 would have gotten him if the cops had not interrupted?

Crabs, HIV, and a side order of herpes.


Don't forget to mention a lot of 'splaining to his workplace, missus, and children...
 
2013-10-08 02:54:04 PM
Subbie needs to vacation in Turkey, Dubai, and Egypt... 2x more beautiful for less $$$!
 
2013-10-08 02:55:04 PM
Euro porn has convinced me that Eastern Euro women are more attractive than any other women in the world.  If you look at the stunning beauty of the girls willing to do degrading Euro porn, just imagine what the Euro girls must look like who don't have to do porn...
 
2013-10-08 02:58:15 PM

Bo 'n Luke: Euro porn has convinced me that Eastern Euro women are more attractive than any other women in the world.  If you look at the stunning beauty of the girls willing to do degrading Euro porn, just imagine what the Euro girls must look like who don't have to do porn...


That's a pretty old-fashion opinion. Perhaps they are cutting edge feminists who are being empowered.
 
2013-10-08 03:01:45 PM
In Canada that's perfectly legal. Just not allowed to discuss that kind of business in public.
 
2013-10-08 03:02:44 PM
Good god people be smart!
The $650 is to audition for a pornographic movie!
 
2013-10-08 03:03:48 PM
So glad there is nothing else for the cops to do in Indy.
 
2013-10-08 03:04:05 PM

Wellon Dowd: skinink: Well, they are until the Russian women reach their "babuska" stage. Then it's downhill from there.

Czech women look much better than the Russian women.

Based on extensive internet research, I believe this is an average-looking Eastern European woman.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1414]


SHe might have a boner though.
 
2013-10-08 03:06:01 PM
Women, question for ya - is it difficult to get your eyebrows done correctly to look symmetrical, or is it just their expressions in the mugshot?
 
2013-10-08 03:12:53 PM

Wellon Dowd: skinink: Well, they are until the Russian women reach their "babuska" stage. Then it's downhill from there.

Czech women look much better than the Russian women.

Based on extensive internet research, I believe this is an average-looking Eastern European woman.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1414]


that's a twelve year old kid - put that away - FAR away.
 
2013-10-08 03:15:12 PM

cyberspacedout: Women, question for ya - is it difficult to get your eyebrows done correctly to look symmetrical, or is it just their expressions in the mugshot?


Look symmetrical to me
images.beautyriot.com
 
2013-10-08 03:15:15 PM
But the criminal charges may not be their biggest worry. That's because the women are facing an even more ominous legal battle: a fight for more than $300,000 in cash and bank deposits police seized following their arrests.

Nowwww you're onto something.
 
2013-10-08 03:17:42 PM
When I lived in Chelsea I used to play a guessing game of "expensive prostitute or Sloane Ranger?"

Not an easy one to distinguish. The former were generally more attractive and the latter easier to get into bed, but that was about it.
 
2013-10-08 03:29:55 PM

cyberspacedout: Women, question for ya - is it difficult to get your eyebrows done correctly to look symmetrical, or is it just their expressions in the mugshot?


Some of us don't have perfectly identically-shaped eyebrows so we rely on a good waxer who can make them look symmetrical.
 
2013-10-08 03:32:13 PM
But the criminal charges may not be their biggest worry. That's because the women are facing an even more ominous legal battle: a fight for more than $300,000 in cash and bank deposits police seized following their arrests.

There's no power in this universe that will ever get that $30,000 back.
 
2013-10-08 03:32:32 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel:

img.fark.net
but Florida has Disneyworld too.


academic.depauw.edu

man, pris has really gone downhill.  no wonder why replicants had a limited lifespan
 
2013-10-08 03:33:12 PM

Gordon Bennett: When I lived in Chelsea I used to play a guessing game of "expensive prostitute or Sloane Ranger?"

Not an easy one to distinguish. The former were generally more attractive and the latter easier to get into bed, but that was about it.


LOL. Harder game nowadays - the hookers are further east and the Sloanes can only afford Battersea.

I had a meeting opposite the May Fair Hotel the other day. So nice of all those arab gentlemen to bring their nieces out to dinner.
 
m00
2013-10-08 03:34:41 PM
In one message from early April, Rampone allegedly directed LeBlanc to a hotel and told her to charged the client $350 for a 45-minute appointment

That's some good writin' there lou.
 
2013-10-08 03:42:00 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: Lt. Cheese Weasel:

[img.fark.net image 512x480]
but Florida has Disneyworld too.

[academic.depauw.edu image 400x278]

man, pris has really gone downhill.  no wonder why replicants had a limited lifespan


I was thinking more like Mull Tee Pass.
www.cyberpunkreview.com
 
2013-10-08 03:43:08 PM
Those are some fine lookin' hoeskis!
 
2013-10-08 03:44:22 PM
So sad.  I can understand them targeting street prostitution under the guise of community safety but this is purely for the entertainment of vice.
 
2013-10-08 03:46:47 PM
I can see taking funds from some illegal activities, but those whores had to take a lot of pipe to rack up bank accounts that large, only to be left with nothing to show for it. I say fine them a 20% whore tax and call it a day.
 
2013-10-08 03:52:24 PM

skinink: Wellon Dowd: skinink: Well, they are until the Russian women reach their "babuska" stage. Then it's downhill from there.

Czech women look much better than the Russian women.

Based on extensive internet research, I believe this is an average-looking Eastern European woman.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1414]

Marry Queen? Yes.

Also Czech Republic is Central Europe, no biggie.




While we're getting technical and all, the Russians in this article are actually Ukrainian, but hey if subby don't care, why should we?
 
2013-10-08 03:56:01 PM

Bo 'n Luke: Euro porn has convinced me that Eastern Euro women are more attractive than any other women in the world.  If you look at the stunning beauty of the girls willing to do degrading Euro porn, just imagine what the Euro girls must look like who don't have to do porn...


You would be amazed.  The best trip I've ever took was to the Ukraine and Poland.
 
2013-10-08 03:58:59 PM
Intel154:
While we're getting technical and all, the Russians in this article are actually Ukrainian, but hey if subby don't care, why should we?

Any port in a storm.
 
2013-10-08 04:00:37 PM

Bo 'n Luke: Euro porn has convinced me that Eastern Euro women are more attractive than any other women in the world.


The smoking hot brunette in the "Blurred Lines" video is Polish (or at least has a Polish last name). That convinced me.
 
2013-10-08 04:02:49 PM

reaperducer: Intel154:
While we're getting technical and all, the Russians in this article are actually Ukrainian, but hey if subby don't care, why should we?

Any port in a storm.


Rather appropriate that you phrase it that way...

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/ukraine-ok-s-russian-port-deal-amid-cha os -1.927259
 
2013-10-08 04:11:27 PM
to be honest, saving for a hooker is probably a better option for me than trying to go out and find some strange.  The likelihood of STDs I'm guessing is about the same as if its a one night stand.  It will save more time than my current best game plan which is to becomes friends with a single female, and wait till she is drunk and gives out pity sex.  Wait 3 years and repeat.
 
2013-10-08 04:20:27 PM

Tango_down: to be honest, saving for a hooker is probably a better option for me than trying to go out and find some strange.  The likelihood of STDs I'm guessing is about the same as if its a one night stand.  It will save more time than my current best game plan which is to becomes friends with a single female, and wait till she is drunk and gives out pity sex.  Wait 3 years and repeat.


Hard to imagine why you don't get more play, what with your amazing confidence and healthy approach to sex.
 
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