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(Slate)   It's a great time to look at Uranus   (slate.com) divider line 32
    More: Asinine, Uranus, Death from the Skies, orbits, Miranda, small telescopes, Bad Astronomy, planetarium software, naked eye  
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2013-10-08 02:00:00 PM  
*Zzzzzzip...*
 
2013-10-08 02:00:57 PM  
Eh.  It's not very remarkable...
 
2013-10-08 02:06:26 PM  
Beware the Klingons. They lurk around the ring.
 
2013-10-08 02:07:56 PM  
what happens when the oil hits it?
 
2013-10-08 02:09:34 PM  
Give Uranus a try, sure, what a tip.
 
2013-10-08 02:10:21 PM  
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HAR HAR HAR!

/everybody penguin dance!
//to the side!
 
2013-10-08 02:14:46 PM  
Uranus has a methane cloud; this is science?
 
2013-10-08 02:25:54 PM  
I can't wait for 2620, when we end all those stupid jokes once and for all.
 
2013-10-08 02:41:25 PM  
static.neatoshop.com
 
2013-10-08 02:59:39 PM  
I need a couple more years of yoga class before I can see it.
 
2013-10-08 03:17:57 PM  

Uzzah: I can't wait for 2620, when we end all those stupid jokes once and for all.


Indeed. No longer will Urectum be the butt of these jokes.
 
2013-10-08 03:22:12 PM  
Don't just look at it...
 
2013-10-08 03:32:48 PM  
Goatse guy unavailable for comment.
 
2013-10-08 03:34:30 PM  
 
2013-10-08 03:38:39 PM  
In other news, Slate now hangs a big fat banner at the top of their page that never goes away.  Next week:  dancing toothless grandpas with "Get Rid of Bellyfat With 1 Weird Trick" ads.

I remember when they were sort-of worth visiting.
 
2013-10-08 04:18:15 PM  
Urectum.
 
2013-10-08 04:25:44 PM  

Lorelle: An oldie but a goodie: I Can See Uranus (Thru My Window Tonight)


New to me!  I found Soundclick via Fark and as one of the few still there I'm getting a kick yadda yadda.
 
2013-10-08 04:52:24 PM  
-and for the record, I pronounce it "YER-uh-niss"

look arsehole!  It's really simple, so let me spell it out for your so-called "expert" ass.  Y O U R   A N U S

Say it right or go home!
 
2013-10-08 05:11:54 PM  

Valiente: Give Uranus a try, sure, what a tip.


Just the tip...
 
2013-10-08 05:37:12 PM  
This thread was sponsored by your local proctologist.
 
2013-10-08 05:41:02 PM  

Maul555: -and for the record, I pronounce it "YER-uh-niss"

look arsehole!  It's really simple, so let me spell it out for your so-called "expert" ass.  Y O U R   A N U S

Say it right or go home!


I bet he also pronounces harassment as HARE-us-ment. You know, so he doesn't have to say that disgusting "ass" syllable.
 
2013-10-08 05:53:59 PM  
I, for one, am sick of these juvenile jokes based on the name of the planet Uranus. It's high time we changed the name of the planet to render it immune to anal jokes, and to give it the dignity and status it deserves. I therefore will be starting a campaign to change the name of the planet by adding an "H" to the name.

From now on, nobody will make fun of the newly-dubbed Huranus.
 
2013-10-08 05:55:25 PM  

Dragonflew: Maul555: -and for the record, I pronounce it "YER-uh-niss"

look arsehole!  It's really simple, so let me spell it out for your so-called "expert" ass.  Y O U R   A N U S

Say it right or go home!

I bet he also pronounces harassment as HARE-us-ment. You know, so he doesn't have to say that disgusting "ass" syllable.


Maybe we could just call it OOR-annus.

Or maybe we should change the name entirely, to Wombat-World. Nobody would fark with Wombat-World.
 
2013-10-08 06:06:12 PM  
 
2013-10-08 06:17:07 PM  
Uranus always seemed like such a shiatty name.
 
2013-10-08 07:05:53 PM  
img.fark.net

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2013-10-08 07:07:27 PM  
It's always a good time to look at my anus.
 
2013-10-08 07:37:38 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-08 08:13:29 PM  

Dragonflew: Maul555: -and for the record, I pronounce it "YER-uh-niss"

look arsehole!  It's really simple, so let me spell it out for your so-called "expert" ass.  Y O U R   A N U S

Say it right or go home!

I bet he also pronounces harassment as HARE-us-ment. You know, so he doesn't have to say that disgusting "ass" syllable.


Wait! That's only one word?
 
2013-10-08 09:38:57 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-10-08 11:08:48 PM  
In related news, I think I might have my first case of hemorrhoids. I just thought you'd all like to know that.
 
2013-10-09 03:40:59 PM  
This sounds like a job for Skybreaker!
 
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