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(Gwinnett Daily Post)   Drunken Taco Bell visit results in several embarrassing accidents   (gwinnettdailypost.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, Taco Bell, Armando Lupercio, accidents, relaxed pronunciation, Pleasant Hill Road  
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2013-10-08 10:23:03 AM  
heh.  Improper lane change.
 
2013-10-08 10:26:12 AM  
He's doin' fourthmeal!
 
2013-10-08 10:46:48 AM  
ANY Taco Bell visit without access to a toilet afterward tends to result in 'embarassing accidents'...
 
2013-10-08 11:21:00 AM  
Quick!  Stock up on buttwipe!!
 
2013-10-08 11:43:52 AM  
Lupercio allegedly continued to rev the engine before the officer coaxed him out by drawing his weapon.

That's some mighty fine coaxing, Lou.
 
2013-10-08 11:46:10 AM  
Do we even need to say that the driver was drunk? Who goes to Taco Bell when they are sober?
 
2013-10-08 11:46:35 AM  
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Oh no. the cops have Visio. My crime spree has been thwarted. Thwarted!
 
2013-10-08 11:46:52 AM  
Is this the thread where everyone says Taco Bell gives them explosive diarrhea?

Ashyukun: ANY Taco Bell visit without access to a toilet afterward tends to result in 'embarassing accidents'...


Oh, good.  I'm in the right place.  Y'all have weak stomachs.
 
2013-10-08 11:52:03 AM  
I got a dui at a jack in the box. I never got to ram the building though... I had already passed out in the drive-thru while ordering. I was rudely woken up and taken to jail.


/blew a .21
 
2013-10-08 11:54:04 AM  

Super Chronic: Is this the thread where everyone says Taco Bell gives them explosive diarrhea?

Ashyukun: ANY Taco Bell visit without access to a toilet afterward tends to result in 'embarassing accidents'...

Oh, good.  I'm in the right place.  Y'all have weak stomachs.


I admittedly have a weak stomach but Taco Bell has never been a problem for me. Chipotle on the other hand destroys me.

The authentic mom and pop Mexican joint nobody else is cool enough to have heard of yet also doesn't cause problems for me.
 
2013-10-08 11:55:50 AM  
If he can do all that on a 0.142 blood-alcohol content, think of all the money he'll save later in life.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-10-08 11:56:07 AM  
Who goes to Taco Bell when they are sober?

Years and years ago I was sometimes the only sober customer at Buzzy's Roast Beef in Boston. I worked late across the river in Cambridge and it was the only place open at 2 AM. Maybe Taco Bell has a similar appeal.
 
2013-10-08 11:57:49 AM  

SlagginOff: Super Chronic: Is this the thread where everyone says Taco Bell gives them explosive diarrhea?

Ashyukun: ANY Taco Bell visit without access to a toilet afterward tends to result in 'embarassing accidents'...

Oh, good.  I'm in the right place.  Y'all have weak stomachs.

I admittedly have a weak stomach but Taco Bell has never been a problem for me. Chipotle on the other hand destroys me.

The authentic mom and pop Mexican joint nobody else is cool enough to have heard of yet also doesn't cause problems for me.


Looks like this is also going to be the thread where someone references Billy Mays on South Park!
 
2013-10-08 11:58:09 AM  
There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Armando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Armando
Though we never thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Armando
 
2013-10-08 11:58:20 AM  
Thank God he didn't kill anybody.  This is just my opinion but perhaps anybody blowing that high should have their license suspended permanently.  However I will give him credit for the "stuck accelerator" excuse.  Pretty creative considering how farked up he was.

Best line of the article:  ...before the officer coaxed him out by drawing his weapon.
 
2013-10-08 12:03:54 PM  

Super Chronic: SlagginOff: Super Chronic: Is this the thread where everyone says Taco Bell gives them explosive diarrhea?

Ashyukun: ANY Taco Bell visit without access to a toilet afterward tends to result in 'embarassing accidents'...

Oh, good.  I'm in the right place.  Y'all have weak stomachs.

I admittedly have a weak stomach but Taco Bell has never been a problem for me. Chipotle on the other hand destroys me.

The authentic mom and pop Mexican joint nobody else is cool enough to have heard of yet also doesn't cause problems for me.

Looks like this is also going to be the thread where someone references Billy Mays on South Park!


www.eatmedaily.com
 
2013-10-08 12:04:22 PM  
I must have good luck, Taco Bell never ends with my bowels spilling violently into the toilet.

Any spicy chicken sandwich from Wendys/McDonalds/Burger King/etc is different. Though I try to avoid them in general...
 
2013-10-08 12:04:36 PM  
But man, is there anything better than Taco Bell when the bars kick you out at 2am?  Waffle House, maybe.  I generally drink on the theory that 2 wrongs make a right.
 
2013-10-08 12:09:11 PM  

ZAZ: Years and years ago I was sometimes the only sober customer at Buzzy's Roast Beef in Boston.


That's Buzzy's Fabulous Roast Beef, conveniently situated right near the Massachusetts General Hospital emergency room.
 
2013-10-08 12:13:08 PM  
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His dad is gonna kick his ass.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-10-08 12:15:24 PM  

Super Chronic: Is this the thread where everyone says Taco Bell gives them explosive diarrhea?

Ashyukun: ANY Taco Bell visit without access to a toilet afterward tends to result in 'embarassing accidents'...

Oh, good.  I'm in the right place.  Y'all have weak stomachs.


Taco Bell, not so much.  This place:

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destroys me.
 
2013-10-08 12:17:24 PM  
 
2013-10-08 12:27:26 PM  

RoxtarRyan: I must have good luck, Taco Bell never ends with my bowels spilling violently into the toilet.

Any spicy chicken sandwich from Wendys/McDonalds/Burger King/etc is different. Though I try to avoid them in general...


it's a fast cure when you're constipated though..  Think of all the money you save in ex-lax..
 
2013-10-08 12:31:08 PM  

blatz514: Super Chronic: Is this the thread where everyone says Taco Bell gives them explosive diarrhea?

Ashyukun: ANY Taco Bell visit without access to a toilet afterward tends to result in 'embarassing accidents'...

Oh, good.  I'm in the right place.  Y'all have weak stomachs.

Taco Bell, not so much.  This place:

destroys me.


I never understood the appeal of dq. It tastes like an amalgamation of every fast food cliche. Greasy, bland burgers and all.
 
2013-10-08 12:32:00 PM  

Badafuco: I got a dui at a jack in the box. I never got to ram the building though... I had already passed out in the drive-thru while ordering. I was rudely woken up and taken to jail.


/blew a .21


Asshole.
 
2013-10-08 12:34:14 PM  

ZAZ: Who goes to Taco Bell when they are sober?

Years and years ago I was sometimes the only sober customer at Buzzy's Roast Beef <snip>


Well, to be fair it WAS named Buzzy's...
 
2013-10-08 12:34:27 PM  

spunkymunky: Do we even need to say that the driver was drunk? Who goes to Taco Bell when they are sober?


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2013-10-08 12:37:42 PM  
If a drunken taco bell visited me I'd be all like "Go home, Taco Bell, you're drunk."  But we'd probably end up making out.
 
2013-10-08 12:46:52 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: [scni.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com image 335x426]

Oh no. the cops have Visio. My crime spree has been thwarted. Thwarted!


It's a surprisingly detailed map.  He went right through the area where the people had been standing.  Looking on Google Maps, looks like he's lucky he didn't crash straight through the place on the first hit, most of the front half of the building appears to be windows
 
2013-10-08 01:02:45 PM  
Are they sure this happened in Duluth?  Not Florida?
 
2013-10-08 01:19:10 PM  
Came expecting to read about some DUI arrestee shiatting in a cop car...

Leaving disappointed.
 
2013-10-08 02:09:24 PM  

Wolfspider: [scni.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com image 180x225]

His dad is gonna kick his ass.

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 477x256]


For some reason I think his dad isn't gonna lay a hand on him
 
2013-10-08 04:22:58 PM  
As the officer responded, he reportedly watched as Lupercio drove around the corner of the restaurant and crashed into the building for a second time.

So, did the cop get charged with Aiding and abetting? Conspiracy?
 
2013-10-08 07:50:38 PM  
Drunk and Taco Hell are redundant subby.

Taco Hell, when ex lax just isn't strong enough.
 
2013-10-08 10:30:10 PM  

Ashyukun: ANY Taco Bell visit without access to a toilet afterward tends to result in 'embarassing accidents'...


Only if you have a farked up digestive system. You should get that checked.
 
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