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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)   "Yeah, 911? I'd like to report a robbery...well, I just got cheated in a drug deal"   (press-citizen.com) divider line 20
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2013-10-08 10:06:02 AM
I'm gonna say this politely as simply as I can so that you can understand it Iowa City.

Iowa City, you need to step away from the bong.
 
2013-10-08 10:25:31 AM
Well, he was selling prescription drugs... a little less boneheaded than someone calling the cops because someone got stiffed on their crack deal, since, it wasn't totally illegal drugs... but, not by much.
 
2013-10-08 10:28:38 AM

dletter: Well, he was selling prescription drugs... a little less boneheaded than someone calling the cops because someone got stiffed on their crack deal, since, it wasn't totally illegal drugs... but, not by much.


Yes, and had he known it was illegal to sell the prescription drugs he would have done it long ago when he was on them.
 
2013-10-08 11:35:35 AM
Was he in Hamsterdam?
 
2013-10-08 11:40:31 AM

dletter: Well, he was selling prescription drugs... a little less boneheaded than someone calling the cops because someone got stiffed on their crack deal, since, it wasn't totally illegal drugs... but, not by much.


before you start calling him less stupider get to the part in the article about him telling the cops he was smoking crack the other day and showing them his sweet crackpipe.
 
2013-10-08 11:43:17 AM
Sorry, officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that.
 
2013-10-08 11:48:05 AM
Listen, if you never actually received the product, then you just got coincidentally robbed by a stranger who just  happened to be a drug dealer.
 
2013-10-08 11:51:27 AM

Headso: dletter: Well, he was selling prescription drugs... a little less boneheaded than someone calling the cops because someone got stiffed on their crack deal, since, it wasn't totally illegal drugs... but, not by much.

before you start calling him less stupider get to the part in the article about him telling the cops he was smoking crack the other day and showing them his sweet crackpipe.


Oh, he is certainly an idiot with everything after that.... just saying that just taking the calling the cops about someone not giving you cash for selling your prescription drugs to them... straight up that is slightly more forgivable than the "Calling the cops about illegal drugs".  Of course, he fessed up to doing that too, so, he wasn't too bright anyway.
 
2013-10-08 11:52:34 AM
It's our daily Iowa City drugs/alcohol story.
 
2013-10-08 11:58:40 AM
Was that wrong?  If I had known it was wrong I may not have done it

This is my innocent face

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2013-10-08 11:59:03 AM

GlobalThunder: Sorry, officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that.


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sympathizes
 
2013-10-08 12:02:37 PM
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2013-10-08 12:13:36 PM

brap: I'm gonna say this politely as simply as I can so that you can understand it Iowa City.

Iowa City, you need to step away from the bong.

crack pipe.
 
2013-10-08 12:21:20 PM

dletter: Well, he was selling prescription drugs... a little less boneheaded than someone calling the cops because someone got stiffed on their crack deal, since, it wasn't totally illegal drugs... but, not by much.


Plus no one died. I say that's a win.

Isn't that what we want?

/maybe its not a win
 
2013-10-08 12:22:36 PM
Oh and. ..

Drugs are bad, m'kay.
 
2013-10-08 12:25:02 PM
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zzzzZZZZZZZZZZ "snort" wha... dude, what just happened?
 
2013-10-08 12:48:03 PM
I know it's 57 years too late, but we should probably drown this one. Diagnosis: too stupid to live.
 
2013-10-08 01:55:01 PM

BinderWoman: It's our daily Iowa City drugs/alcohol story.


Pretty much this!

The crazies, drunks and druggies are in full bloom this year.  They are usually pretty harmless and definitely entertaining!

/long time resident of Iowa City
//should I consider moving?
 
2013-10-08 04:07:04 PM

Sidepipes: BinderWoman: It's our daily Iowa City drugs/alcohol story.

Pretty much this!

The crazies, drunks and druggies are in full bloom this year.  They are usually pretty harmless and definitely entertaining!

/long time resident of Iowa City
//should I consider moving?


Do you remember the late 80s (I know nobody in Iowa City does) when there was a rash of vegetable-related beatings?  Each week the police blotter would  have a report of a different vegetable being used in an assault.

Good times and nutritious and delicious crimes.
 
2013-10-08 04:52:36 PM

brap: Sidepipes: BinderWoman: It's our daily Iowa City drugs/alcohol story.

Pretty much this!

The crazies, drunks and druggies are in full bloom this year.  They are usually pretty harmless and definitely entertaining!

/long time resident of Iowa City
//should I consider moving?

Do you remember the late 80s (I know nobody in Iowa City does) when there was a rash of vegetable-related beatings?  Each week the police blotter would  have a report of a different vegetable being used in an assault.

Good times and nutritious and delicious crimes.


And this, ladies and gentlemen, is more proof that Iowa City alone has earned the state it's own Fark tag!
 
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