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(Omaha World Herald)   Hammer attack injures girl at Catholic school. Thank God her attacker didn't have any nails   (omaha.com) divider line 87
    More: Scary, god, hammer attack, Ellen Kopetzky, Sarah Piccolo  
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2013-10-08 09:52:59 AM
Since we all know how this thread will devolve anyway:

"See, gun free zones work!"
 
2013-10-08 09:59:06 AM
Well she shouldn't have crossed her attacker
 
2013-10-08 10:08:47 AM
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Debra was a Catholic girl...
 
2013-10-08 10:12:07 AM
Hammers should be outlawed!  Only carpenters should be allowed to have hammers!
 
2013-10-08 10:17:17 AM
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Wanted for questioning.

// was the hammer a bright, shiny gray color?
 
2013-10-08 10:20:38 AM

edmo: Since we all know how this thread will devolve anyway:

i.imgur.com


A CHALLENGER APPEARS!
 
2013-10-08 10:27:10 AM
Please Hammer, don't hurt her!
 
2013-10-08 10:45:27 AM
"We don't know where she is," Flood said. "We've talked to her friends, her boyfriend and her family."

Just wait three days. She'll show up again.
 
2013-10-08 10:57:03 AM
Maxwell unavailable for comment?
 
2013-10-08 11:04:43 AM
So we've had 2 slegdehammer attack stories today and one hammer attack. Is that be a trifecta?
 
2013-10-08 11:08:26 AM
The victim tried to flee but those damn genie pants tripped her up
 
2013-10-08 11:11:49 AM
When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
 
2013-10-08 11:19:49 AM

shifty lookin bleeder: When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.


Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at that biatch beating the crap out of that girl with a hammer like she owns the place."

/mixing memes
 
2013-10-08 11:39:47 AM
Maybe you should say attack one more time.
 
2013-10-08 11:39:53 AM
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2013-10-08 11:40:07 AM
I believe the phrase is "Suck it, triclavians."
 
2013-10-08 11:41:14 AM
FTA:
during a news media brieFing outside the school, lincoln police cApt. david beggs said the school's secuRity CaMeras shOweD the attacker leaving the School and lEAving The pius prOperty in an eastWard directioN. officers conducted the methodical search just to Be sure that Others weren't involved or that the attacker had not GonE back Yet to the School.
 
2013-10-08 11:41:34 AM
Hammer attack leaves girl injured during attack.

What is wrong with this sentence?
 
2013-10-08 11:41:59 AM
Please hammer don't hurt em?
 
2013-10-08 11:44:02 AM
Ellen Kopetzky, 17

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2013-10-08 11:44:02 AM
Also waiting was Trang Tran, who has two children at Pius. She said she received emails from school officials about the incident, which included a request for parents not to come to the school. But Tran drove to a nearby parking lot and recited a prayer called the Chaplet of the Divine Mercy on a set of rosary beads.

Prayer: how to do nothing useful and still feel like you're helping :/
 
2013-10-08 11:46:33 AM
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2013-10-08 11:48:30 AM

Diogenes: shifty lookin bleeder: When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at that biatch beating the crap out of that girl with a hammer like she owns the place."

/mixing memes


Son, I am serious business.
 
2013-10-08 11:48:33 AM
Unless it happened in shop class then I'm guessing it was premeditated. I predict that either bullying or jealousy will be part of the story.
 
2013-10-08 11:50:21 AM
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2013-10-08 11:50:56 AM
Artist's reenactment:
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2013-10-08 11:51:47 AM
My morning has already involved thinking about Roman masons building arches.
 
2013-10-08 11:53:12 AM

Slaxl: So we've had 2 slegdehammer attack stories today and one hammer attack. Is that be a trifecta?


I believe so. That was quick.
 
2013-10-08 11:54:43 AM

Best Princess Celestia: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 320x480]


So it was a sexual assault?  Worse than I thought!
 
2013-10-08 11:54:52 AM

Slaxl: So we've had 2 slegdehammer attack stories today and one hammer attack. Is that be a trifecta?


They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
 
2013-10-08 12:00:19 PM
Approves

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2013-10-08 12:00:48 PM
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2013-10-08 12:01:16 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-08 12:03:08 PM
I'd hammer out DANGER!
I'd hammer out WARNING!
I'd hammer out the love between my brothers and my sisters
A-a-all over this land!

Woo-ooo-ooo-oo!
Woo-ooo-ooo-oo!
 
2013-10-08 12:03:12 PM
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2013-10-08 12:04:10 PM
See libturds? This is exactly as bad, if not worse, than Sandyhook and there were no guns involved at all! Therefore I should be able to purchase a nuclear bomb and walk into WalMart with it slung over my should like our nation's forefathers intended!

You are all a bunch of pant wetting nancies... unlike me who cannot even urinate without medical assistance due to my narrow urethra. It is the urethra of a PATRIOT given to me by a loving God... but he only loves people like me... not you... because you're gaylord libs who eat da poo poo.
 
2013-10-08 12:06:29 PM
Hammer attack!?!?!

WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US PETER CUSHING!!!!!!
 
2013-10-08 12:07:49 PM
that would be a tough cross to bear
 
2013-10-08 12:07:50 PM
She was not worthy.

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2013-10-08 12:09:17 PM
There are several rumors going around about what happened. One claims that the girl injured was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Something to do with her getting back at some druggies.
 
2013-10-08 12:09:20 PM

No Such Agency: Also waiting was Trang Tran, who has two children at Pius. She said she received emails from school officials about the incident, which included a request for parents not to come to the school. But Tran drove to a nearby parking lot and recited a prayer called the Chaplet of the Divine Mercy on a set of rosary beads.

Prayer: how to do nothing useful and still feel like you're helping :/


Unlike snarking on the internet, which totally makes the world a better place.
 
2013-10-08 12:15:00 PM

Son of Thunder: Unlike snarking on the internet, which totally makes the world a better place.


Humor, like other mood-boosting activities, has the same positive potential as prayer.

Except that it can be applied across the internet, tailored to a patient's taste and doesn't require the other person to be as delusional as you.

So I'd say snark might be superior.
 
2013-10-08 12:15:50 PM
www.kezi.com

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-08 12:16:04 PM

edmo: Since we all know how this thread will devolve anyway:

"See, gun free zones work!"


The only thing stopping a bad thread devolving is a good thread devolving.

Thanks omama
 
2013-10-08 12:16:21 PM

skozlaw: Son of Thunder: Unlike snarking on the internet, which totally makes the world a better place.

Humor, like other mood-boosting activities, has the same positive potential as prayer.

Except that it can be applied across the internet, tailored to a patient's taste and doesn't require the other person to be as delusional as you.

So I'd say snark might be superior.


What about Facebook likes?
 
2013-10-08 12:17:20 PM
What the suspect may look like

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-08 12:19:02 PM

skozlaw: Son of Thunder: Unlike snarking on the internet, which totally makes the world a better place.

Humor, like other mood-boosting activities, has the same positive potential as prayer.

Except that it can be applied across the internet, tailored to a patient's taste and doesn't require the other person to be as delusional as you.

So I'd say snark might be superior.


You must be new here.
 
2013-10-08 12:19:17 PM

Son of Thunder: Unlike snarking on the internet, which totally makes the world a better place.


Oh, and nobody ever claimed to be trying to help a person by mocking them anonymously. Tens, if not hundreds of millions claim to "offer prayers" to help the sick and injured.
 
2013-10-08 12:19:41 PM

skozlaw: Son of Thunder: Unlike snarking on the internet, which totally makes the world a better place.

Humor, like other mood-boosting activities, has the same positive potential as prayer.

Except that it can be applied across the internet, tailored to a patient's taste and doesn't require the other person to be as delusional as you.

So I'd say snark might be superior.


So, you'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with saints?
 
2013-10-08 12:20:43 PM

Son of Thunder: You must be new here.


Not you personally, you as the generic collective. It's not my fault the English language has a weird set of gappy pronouns.
 
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